Hugh Hefner Sued By A Hat
And not just any hat! A hat who is the reincarnation of the Venus Aphrodite
Demilo and an heir to the J. Paul Getty fortune. Yes, I'm just as confused as you. It gets even more confusing.
TMZ says that a hat named Sheri Allred has filed a $3 billion lawsuit against Hugh Hefner, because he hid under her bed when she was just a young girl. Or something. Sheri also claims Hugh had an affair with her adoptive mother. While Sheri's adoptive mother was boning Hef, she was also doing John Gotti. I LOVE CRAZY PEOPLE! Seriously, crazy people are a gift.
You can read the whole insane letter here (it's a must-read). Here's just a taste of Sheri's craziness. For once, the typos didn't come from me.
Yes, sir I am asking for 3 billion dollars from Mr. Hefner. He's been after me since I was a baby. Along with a pedifile organization here in L.A. When I was bout 5 yrs. Old He mysteriously was underneath my bed and he grabbed my arm and said that he and forsay the beatles and he mentioned the names of them. I asked like in my head since I'm a hat everyone in the world here's my thought's, a good way to establish peace. So I thought and I said you'd better let go of my hand. And so I braced myself again the wall and eventually he let go I ran into my parents room and told my adopted mother in which she replied it was probably your adopted dad.The Gotti man had my husband eat his pussy cause he's a morphidite. I know you don't ask what is a morphodite, my dad my adopted dad told us kids what one of them are. That means my ex isn't here in the upper story, if you get what I mean.
In all seriousness, Courtney Love needs to stop playing! It's all fun and games until a pepaw loses his Playboy Mansion and ends up in the arms of Chris Hansen.
Courtney, I mean "Sheila," quit the fuckery and go back to hosting La Loca Love Show on Twitter and finding the thieves who "stole" all "your" money!
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*squirts the dlisted ground with Purell then kisses it*
It's commingback, it really IS! I won't even judge her for the lower caps!
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Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Thu, 07/09/2009 - 10:35pm.
Don Hitler, no less! Who knew Hitler was a mafia boss and hitch man for the Gotti's? Srsly, there's so much batshit crazy in every sentence of that statement it's MIND blowing. Awe inspiring even. Courtney's really gonna have to lift her game if she wants to compete with that.
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i love u,you love e. we r the good match -- zhang
I am a nice man.
HO--LEE--SHIT!!!!
"insanous"
"upper story"
"stagetory rape"
Jesus I can't even make out the hand-written part. If this ain't Comingback then it's a damn fine immitation!
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2007~It was a truly magical time in Shitneyland.
"Sam put drugs in Britney's biscuits"
Is it wrong for a man to have a sugar baby or a woman to have sugar daddy??
It is an absolutely extramarital relationship, but more and more services came out on Internet focusing on this kind of relationship.
such as ^-^ www.SugarDaddyLove.com ^-^
it's the biggest sugar dating site for beautiful woman and rich man!
Crazybugs also brings MOE HOWARD and HILTER into her psychotic mess! She needs a straight jacket and a cold bath pronto!
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Submitted by Celtic_lass on Thu, 07/09/2009 - 8:30pm.
Who the hell is "Sherman mousilini cole and the rest of the morphodites?" Were they on American Bandstand or Soul Train?
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This made me laugh so hard my vagina fell out!!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAA!
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Religion is regarded by the common people as true, by the wise as false, and by rulers as useful -- Seneca
Submitted by Manimal5 on Thu, 07/09/2009 - 9:23pm.
...... beatles and he mentioned the names of them. I asked like in my head since I'm a hat STOP
It's a theory that the real Comingback might be Asian and that his posts went through an auto Engrish transration...sank you belly mush.
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heeheeheeheeheehee................
i'm sorry that was so fuckin funny!!!
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Maybe we're all a little crazy, but laughing out loud makes it feel all right.
Bitch has flipped her lid.
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Religion is regarded by the common people as true, by the wise as false, and by rulers as useful -- Seneca
Submitted by angel_i on Thu, 07/09/2009 - 9:15pm.
To be honest, I learned about hermaphrodites from V.C.Andrews.
People say she's still alive and in hiding.
Maybe she wrote that.
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How about if it was Qwueen of the Scene?!?!?! Makes sense... she was never really appreciated for all her hard work... finally went funkass bonkers! Well... ya know, even more than usual! lol ;D
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Maybe we're all a little crazy, but laughing out loud makes it feel all right.
I thought I'd be brave and try to read the entire thing, but I can't get past "Like I said I was born the biggest hat in the world.." because I'm losing my shit! This shit is gold! Did anyone actually get through the whole thing?
Hat haters.
That's a whole lot of schizo at one time.
Was it just me or did anyone else get dizzy trying to read that.
Ok, she's supposedly the reincarnation of Venus the Goddess of Whatever, and "everyone who knows me knows this." This case will be thrown out. Any self respecting lawyer would not allow this crazy bitch to appear in court.
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Submitted by fuzzyslippers on Thu, 07/09/2009 - 9:29pm.
I like the Shitney gone crazy theory too!
OMFG.... Is this shit for real? I really should not have read that letter. I got a serious fucking contact high (& not in a good way) & grew a hell of alot dumber in the process.
Says she's not on drugs. OK, um yeah. If she isn't on drugs, she seriously needs to get some psych meds & I'm sure I'm not alone on that.
My favorite repetitive reference..... morphodite.....
Also............ did her lawyer not read this fucking nut job-ery BEFORE filing it in court???
HAHAHAHAHA
Submitted by Molotov Cocktease on Thu, 07/09/2009 - 7:27pm.
It's like if COMINGBACK finally figured out how to turn off Caps Lock. The fuck?
HA!!! You nailed it! I guess we know why COMINGBACK hasn't been here. He/she has been carefully preparing this case against Hef! WOW!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Submitted by Manimal5 on Thu, 07/09/2009 - 9:23pm.
It's a theory that the real Comingback might be Asian and that his posts went through an auto Engrish transration...sank you belly mush.
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Interesting! Although I'm a firm believer that Comingback was Shitney when she was toilet-bat crazy in 2007. It's just too fucking perfect. And to think she picked Dlisted to spout the crazy.
??Okay seriously?? in that whole crazy ass rant she had the nerve to spell check??.lol
**You sound like your from london**
I SEE YOU IN THESE LOWER CHATS WOW. When I was bout 5 yrs. Old He mysteriously was underneath my bed and he grabbed my arm and said that he and forsay the beatles and he mentioned the names of them. I asked like in my head since I'm a hat STOP
It's a theory that the real Comingback might be Asian and that his posts went through an auto Engrish transration...sank you belly mush.
I recommend you a nice milionaire dating s ite __C lassymingle C om__. Whenever I chat with my friends there, I feel really relaxed and happy. They are easygoing and honest. Hope you can find more nice rich friends there. Good luck to you.
Submitted by angel_i on Thu, 07/09/2009 - 9:15pm.
To be honest, I learned about hermaphrodites from V.C.Andrews.
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I thought she wrote about incest...she was a hermaphrodite too?
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*you've been far awaaaay. When I see your face my hearts burst into fire*
*Dont think too much just bust that thick*
Good Lord. That is some top grade insanity right there.
To be honest, I learned about hermaphrodites from V.C.Andrews.
People say she's still alive and in hiding.
Maybe she wrote that.
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OK WOW! So, let me get this straight. Its wig tax and tennis cans in the lower chats ; morphodites and pedifiles in the upper story?
*head spinning... eyes crossing...dead*
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i love u,you love e. we r the good match -- zhang
Goddamn this hor's got crazy to spare. That was some of the best insanity I've ever read 10/10!!!
AHAHAHA!!! THIS BITCH IS FLUENT IN "COMINGBACK" SPEAK!!! LOOOLLLLLLLLLLLL.
I don't know if it has been said before, but...
And here, ladies and gentleman, have the one and only, the original, "Britneys Comeback". That was the user name, right? I expected to read about boot moves and toilet bats and a few "OK WOW"s there, but overall, the crazy didn't disappoint. It could also be taken from one of Shitter's secret diaries.
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-"I am not about to deal with unstable people" - HEART ANGELINA.
Holy Corpse ! Hef's looking like Weekend at Bernies.
Submitted by Farrah on Thu, 07/09/2009 - 7:05pm.
what about "morphodite"?
this is some MORPHODITE SHIT!!!
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OMG This is the funniest Dlisted thread ever.
Submitted by sexygirls on Thu, 07/09/2009 - 8:07pm.
Is it wrong for a man to have a sugar baby or a woman to have sugar daddy??
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If the sugar baby is a hat, then I guess so, apparently.
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It's creamie, not prune!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hQbwt-dicpo
She also insists that Michael Jackson wasn't a pedophile.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
At least her pussy isn't hanging out!
What does she mean, "I am a hat..." I don't understand any of that letter. She sounds like she just broke loose from the local psychiatric ward. Someone please medicate her!
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Another Weekend at Bernie's pic of the Hef. Someone's gotta tell her you can't sue a corpse.
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Cost of home alarm system: $700. Watching a stoner trip the alarm and feverishly try to remember the code: priceless.
This is kinda funny and sad. You dont just become this kinda crazy...there probably WAS some abuse by someone that made her this way....
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*you've been far awaaaay. When I see your face my hearts burst into fire*
*Dont think too much just bust that thick*
"The way I wus raised by black womenin which they always's thought I did eat a morphidite out ..."
Holy fuck. Who let COMINGBACK out of the looney bin?
Who the hell is "Sherman mousilini cole and the rest of the morphodites?" Were they on American Bandstand or Soul Train?
Submitted by angel_i: "I was kinda hoping it was that hat on his head that was suing him. *sigh*"
Me too!
Submitted by AXE on Thu, 07/09/2009 - 6:53pm.
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O. MAH. GAH! Is that the REAL size of Jessica's mouth?!?! If it is, that girl has a job for life. Trust.
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This is actually pretty funny if you just close your eyes and pick a line... "I also carry the beautifiliest angel lusefer in me..." ... "I was known to be a black stallion" ... "it seems like it's best off to stay black I sir am all nationalities..." ramble ramble ...
OH - and Bill Gates is part of that pedifile organization to kinda open and shoot her up with drugs!
hhhmmmm... maybe ol' Bill should sue her/him/it?
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Maybe we're all a little crazy, but laughing out loud makes it feel all right.
Morphodite is an abbreviation of hermaphrodite, it's all beginning to make sense...no not really...
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Do leave it out, knock it on the head, have a word and wind yer neck in you minty bastard...
HAHAHAHA - I read the first couple of pages..... But your comments just made my fucking day!
Haha. I just can't read the whole thing, but I saw down in the middle of that letter somewhere that "he was in co-hoots with the pedifile organization" and all that about being Venus.
Fabulous. Now shoot me.
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Holla for a Dolla! Shout for some clout!
Yeah, all my hats ever do is sit on the rack and attract dust. I'm going to send them out to sue some rich people and earn their keep.
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For the love of all that is hairy, WHY DOES ANYONE CARE ABOUT THIS TWATWAFFLE??????? --Sugaroo
Please tell me MK is going to post about the annoying as fuck queen on Big Brother.
Ya'll are the loony ones. It's a perfectly cromulent lawsuit and her intentions are crystal clear. She wants more phidites, as do we all. Sheesh.
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"Kirsten suspected she might be knocked up when her monthly batch of menstrual berries weren't delivered to her vagina dock. " -- Michael K.
Is she related to Nona Paris Lola Ankhesenamun Jackson who was married to Michael Jackson ?
http://www.nowpublic.com/culture/nona-paris-lola-ankhesenamun-jackson-sa...
It's like if COMINGBACK finally figured out how to turn off Caps Lock. The fuck?
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