Hugh Hefner Sued By A Hat
And not just any hat! A hat who is the reincarnation of the Venus Aphrodite
Demilo and an heir to the J. Paul Getty fortune. Yes, I'm just as confused as you. It gets even more confusing.
TMZ says that a hat named Sheri Allred has filed a $3 billion lawsuit against Hugh Hefner, because he hid under her bed when she was just a young girl. Or something. Sheri also claims Hugh had an affair with her adoptive mother. While Sheri's adoptive mother was boning Hef, she was also doing John Gotti. I LOVE CRAZY PEOPLE! Seriously, crazy people are a gift.
You can read the whole insane letter here (it's a must-read). Here's just a taste of Sheri's craziness. For once, the typos didn't come from me.
Yes, sir I am asking for 3 billion dollars from Mr. Hefner. He's been after me since I was a baby. Along with a pedifile organization here in L.A. When I was bout 5 yrs. Old He mysteriously was underneath my bed and he grabbed my arm and said that he and forsay the beatles and he mentioned the names of them. I asked like in my head since I'm a hat everyone in the world here's my thought's, a good way to establish peace. So I thought and I said you'd better let go of my hand. And so I braced myself again the wall and eventually he let go I ran into my parents room and told my adopted mother in which she replied it was probably your adopted dad.The Gotti man had my husband eat his pussy cause he's a morphidite. I know you don't ask what is a morphodite, my dad my adopted dad told us kids what one of them are. That means my ex isn't here in the upper story, if you get what I mean.
In all seriousness, Courtney Love needs to stop playing! It's all fun and games until a pepaw loses his Playboy Mansion and ends up in the arms of Chris Hansen.
Courtney, I mean "Sheila," quit the fuckery and go back to hosting La Loca Love Show on Twitter and finding the thieves who "stole" all "your" money!
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WOW.... I think Im going to have this hat over for a party. My hats never talk back :|
LOLOLOLOL!@Auntie Mame!
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I bet she wrote this at her local public library. ALL nuts go to the library to unleash their crazy fuckery.
"Jesus and God really need to file a joint lawsuit against bitches for dragging their good names into unadulterated fuckery!" MK 2/15/09
My friend's sister used to complain that Cyndi Lauper was poisoning her juice. She was pretty sure that everyone was poisoning her but Cyndi Lauper was the ringleader.
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...I'm sure she is a hat - her sister Gloria is a dildo...
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Submitted by Angeluz_4ever on Thu, 07/09/2009 - 7:05pm.
Lauren German
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Submitted by Sock-Monkey on Thu, 07/09/2009 - 7:00pm.
We need to add the word "insanous" to the Dlisted vocabulary!
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what about "morphodite"?
this is some MORPHODITE SHIT!!!
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I know this is not the Open Post but I think we have a winner from the Blind Item from yesterday
http://www.tmz.com/2009/07/09/arquette-calls-off-divorce-from-hung-actor...
This B-/C+ movie actor is married to a B-/B+ television actress. Over the past few months there have been some rumors swirling that their marriage is in trouble. The husband even had to spend several nights away from the family home when his wife kicked him out because she thought he was cheating. This has been a huge shock because everyone has thought they would stay together forever. Not just the public, but their friends and family as well.
Well it turns out that the husband wasn’t cheating at all and that the couple were being played by a D list movie actress (you will never guess her) who is in the husband’s latest movie and a few of her pap friends. The D list actress wanted some publicity and started telling everyone she could think of that she was sleeping with the husband when she wasn’t. Then the paps got into the act by spreading the rumor and it got back to the wife who told the husband to not come home for a few days because even she believed it.
At some point the wife called one of her close friends who is frequently stalked by paps. A few questions were asked and the next thing you know the wife discovers none of it was true and she and the husband make up. The problem is the rumors will not go away and are spreading and multiplying. The only good news is that the D lister has not got the publicity she has wanted.
Who is the D lister?
Last year, when I signed up here in order to make comments, I also signed up for the forums.
I never got an authorization confirmation :(
What is it like in the forums? Why did MK start restricting it?
You all make it sound like an exciting land of craze.
okay this shit made my day. thanks crazy person i needed a good laugh.
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Submitted by Sock-Monkey on Thu, 07/09/2009 - 7:00pm.
We need to add the word "insanous" to the Dlisted vocabulary!
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I second the motion.
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I thought a majority of the jokes would be about Hugh's senility but clearly I was wrong.
We need to add the word "insanous" to the Dlisted vocabulary!
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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008
Submitted by angel_i on Thu, 07/09/2009 - 6:34pm.
Office? Her lawyer works from the back of his apartment. And by apartment, I mean car.
It's Suze, like in booze.
Submitted by snowpiece on Thu, 07/09/2009 - 6:22pm.
Farrah ha ha see! I'm glad I'm not the only one.
or else comingback was just another TOTAL PSYCHO
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i'm pretty sure it's a TROLL FROM THE FORUM!!!!
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I love "beautifliest".....she's beautiful and she's a fly girl.
Well, the Beatles were mentioned, so maybe it's batshit insane Heather Mills trying to extort more money.
Who (not in their right mind) read all that fuckery?
Is there a cat in that hat?
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what??? she's like naming 10 people, then talking like 10 at a time. I am so confused. not even 1% of the story makes sense. this letter should be Hot dumb ass slut...or is it slut ass dumb hot??!!!
Coma Caca!!
what size hat is she....I just want to make sure she's
not my hat
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well she's certainly mad as a hatter
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Submitted by snowpiece on Thu, 07/09/2009 - 6:26pm.
Submitted by angel_i on Thu, 07/09/2009 - 6:23pm.
O yeah - my parents told me all about morphidites (sp?) when I was a kid too...Please, carry on:)
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oh shit angel that made me bust out laughing!
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Can you imagine the first time she went to the office to file her claim...? LOL!
Ummmmm....you're gonna have to write that down, mmkay? Thanks:)
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Completely confused.
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Submitted by angel_i on Thu, 07/09/2009 - 6:23pm.
O yeah - my parents told me all about morphidites (sp?) when I was a kid too...Please, carry on:)
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oh shit angel that made me bust out laughing!
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"When you see crazy coming....cross the street." John Salley
"I just begun too" Teresa Giudice
"Wudnt nuthin strage bout yo daddy!" Al Sharpton
I need to see a photo of this wacko...
puurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr,
moosh
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This Bitch (or hat) has more grammatical errors than I do!
and yes, I copied and pasted from the open post, I'm tired ... don't judge.
He Dicho! caso cerrado!!
Submitted by Farrah on Thu, 07/09/2009 - 6:19pm.
i read this shit earlier on TMZ and i almost pissed my pants.
@ Snowy, i swear the first thing that came to my head was this bitch HAS to be COMINGBACK. I believe i would have died if she had asked to be paid in sofa batteries.
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LMAO! Me, too!! Sweet baby Jesus! COMINGBACK was a Playboy bunny wannabe!? I was looking for the words tennis cans & green beans in her rambling statement. WOW!
It brought of tear of hope to my eye! *sob*
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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008
O yeah - my parents told me all about morphidites (sp?) when I was a kid too...Please, carry on:)
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Farrah ha ha see! I'm glad I'm not the only one.
or else comingback was just another TOTAL PSYCHO that we all should have been a bit afraid of!
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"When you see crazy coming....cross the street." John Salley
"I just begun too" Teresa Giudice
"Wudnt nuthin strage bout yo daddy!" Al Sharpton
I would be impressed if Hef could name all four of the Beatles RIGHT NOW.
I think part about John Gotti being a hermaphrodite is true.
i read this shit earlier on TMZ and i almost pissed my pants.
@ Snowy, i swear the first thing that came to my head was this bitch HAS to be COMINGBACK. I believe i would have died if she had asked to be paid in sofa batteries.
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I do my toes with a pedifile. When I was a kid I think I had some evil clown sleeping under my bed...too scared to look underneath.
I was kinda hoping it was that hat on his head that was suing him. *sigh*
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She even has one out of Three Stooges included.
Someone needs a check up from the neck up...
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Do leave it out, knock it on the head, have a word and wind yer neck in you minty bastard...
WowEeeeeee!
Too long, didn't read, but, my fucking God, bitch is crrrAzy!!
WTF is a hitchman?!?!!?
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"When you see crazy coming....cross the street." John Salley
"I just begun too" Teresa Giudice
"Wudnt nuthin strage bout yo daddy!" Al Sharpton
I could barely make it halfway through the first page. Girlfriend is batshit crazy. Seriously, I hope she gets help.
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"This person thinks that other people can hear their thoughts. That is a sign of schizophrenia."
Yep, as well as the loosening of associations (like, the whole damn letter is a loosening of associations)...the sexual theme may not necessarily indicate sexual abuse, sometimes it just becomes part of a person's preoccupation, but def doesn't mean it didn't happen either.
Well, I just read the entire thing and I take back what I wrote because this woman is seriously crazy!! She needs help. There is nothing funny about it. Hef better watch his back!!
Anybody can file a lawsuit, no attorney needed. You just need whatever the cost is. I don't know how much it is in Los Angeles but it's $150 where I come from. Then, when it is filed the clerks at the court are required by law to read it, stamp it and put it into the system. A form letter is usually mailed to the person being sued telling them they have 28-30 days to answer. So, Hef knows (or soon will know) about this. His attorney will answer saying the woman is a sick b!tch and needs to be put away, a date will be set for hearing and the case will be dismissed (without Hef ever showing his face).
This is how the court system works in these United States and that people is why our court are so far behind on REAL cases!!
OMG! It's SO long. It totally sounds schizophrenic. I bet famous people get shit like this all the time.
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Please tell me no Judge in their right mind would even entertain this craziness!
So if Hef is Old He,does that mean Holly Madison was Young She?
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"And so I braced myself again the wall and eventually he let go I ran into my parents room and told my adopted mother in which she replied it was probably your adopted dad."
Some people would call that mother a cold bitch. I call her pragmatic.
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I love the way 2 BBBBillion was crossed off and 3 handwritten in! Like it was proof-read for errors... hahahaha!
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This person thinks that other people can hear their thoughts. That is a sign of schizophrenia.
Also maybe, who knows, she may have been sexually abused. It's actually very sad either way and reminds me of that woman Cathy O'Brien.
Who allows people to file frivolous lawsuits like this?
That's probably one of the best examples of a schizophrenic's mind that I've seen. Most people don't get to hear that long of a rant.