Sunday, July 12th 2009
Birthday Sluts
Richard Simmons (61)
Erik Per Sullivan (18)
Gareth Gates (25)
Topher Grace (31)
Michelle Rodriguez (31)
Anna Friel (33)
Tracie Spencer (33)
Cheyenne Jackson (34)
Kristi Yamaguchi (38)
Lisa Nicole Carson (40)
Rolonda (50)
Jennifer Saunders (51)
Cheryl Ladd (58)
Brian Grazer (58)
Christine McVie (66)
Bill Cosby (72)
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Submitted by blaaaake on Mon, 07/13/2009 - 5:12pm.
Topher is short for Christopher. like Xander is short for Alexander.
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Nah, they just misspelled "gopher".
In seriousness, I think someone thought "Topher" was edgy. Um...........no.
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Topher is short for Christopher. like Xander is short for Alexander.
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Eddy really is younger than Patsy. When you had Joanna Lumley recently as birthday girl I'm pretty sure I remember 60-something.
how did i not know richard simmons is a fellow cancer like myself? thank goodness his nuts are contained in those tiny shorts...
happy bday to all the bday sluts...
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a wet pussy and a dry purse don't match....
Someone please buy Richard some new 'draws for his birthday!
Jesus, it has been over a decade since he changed that oversized diaper!!!
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OMG, Richard Simmons looks like Big Bird trippin' in Vegas! Aaaack!
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What a star!! Jennifer Saunders was born on both July 6 and 12th! I love it!
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Submitted by gucci on Sun, 07/12/2009 - 4:59pm.
God all these bad assed cancers! and i hate the name topher. i mean, what kind of name is that?
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His name is actually Christoher, topher for short. Still stupid...I know.
God all these bad assed cancers! and i hate the name topher. i mean, what kind of name is that?
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I never understood how Richard Simmons was a fitness guru. Yeah he's thin I guess, but he doesn't exactly have a rockin' bod.
i love richard simmons.
and of course edina.
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Submitted by Am on Sun, 07/12/2009 - 11:09am.
Jennifer Saunders again? I could have sworn I saw her on the bday list in the past few months.
Actually I think it was just a few days ago.. ? WTF, MK?!
Holy sh*t!! The little kid from Malcolm in The Middle is 18? I'm def getting old!
"Small and broken..... but still good..... mostly...."
YES!!! Happy Birthday, Richard! That is all.
You know things can't be that bad when this sparkly gayelle is still alive. Happy Bday, Richard! *hugs*
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What a hot bod!
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Thanks everybody! Oooooo Mani, sounds very nice. *virtually watching you nakey dance*
O M G I watched Richrds show and read his books. He looks fabulous and not a day over 40! he is a fitness guru.
HAPPY BDAY TO ALL! :D
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Happy bday Bill Cosby and Cheryl Ladd.
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I don't want more choice, I just want nicer things!
Wait it's DEE DEE's B-day? Does naked happy dance for DEE DEE. Well....in a virtual sort of way.
Ouu and HB to Richard Simmons, next hwatest Cancer after Dee & TV. I love him to bits.
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HB to Mademoizellllle DD Loaf, the HWATEST Cancer of them (don't tell TV I said that, I think I said it to him too, hahahahaha)
Have a great day Dee! And how 'bout sharing those Belgian waffles?
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY, DEE DEE!
(thanks PSL - I forgot to say that!)
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Submitted by Am on Sun, 07/12/2009 - 11:09am.
Jennifer Saunders again? I could have sworn I saw her on the bday list in the past few months.
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Actually, I feel the same way about Richard Simmons...so bizarre.
HB, Hos!
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Fuck these people. Happy Birthday to DEE DEE!!!!!!
love you, you hot Mama! xoxoxo
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Jennifer Saunders again? I could have sworn I saw her on the bday list in the past few months.
Anywhoo, HB to all them folks (espch Mr. Simmons) and happy Sunday to all the Dlisters!
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HB Cheyenne Jackson! YUM, yum, yummm.
Happy Birthday to RICHARD SIMMONS and CHEYENNE JACKSON, two of the hottest men alive (in different ways).
"WHO ORDERED THE HAMBURGER WITH AIDS?"
HB Richard Simmons, Topher Grace, Christie McVie, Bill Cosby, Jennifer Saunders (again) and everyone else born today.
Happy birthday, Mr. Simmons. His appearances on the Letterman show are the funniest thing ever.
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"Two whores don't make a right"-- M.K.
"Any guy who values stick thin and young over smarts and personality isn't worth it and has NOTHING interesting to say anyway."-- Mrs. Kravitz
seriously, is this creature a human?
and i DO realise that i'm a doll.
hamble the doll
I thought Richard Simmons was a riot when he went on the Howard Stern show forever ago....happy birfday to him and all the other hot sluts!!
Holy Smokes...Kristi Yamaguchi is a July baby also..Triple Axels for EVERYONE!!!!!!
Don't get me wrong, as I have always liked Richard Simmons.
But WTF is up with his armpit area? He seems to have a nastay rash.
*talking with my mouth full of fatty carbs* It's Christine McVie's bday? Awesome times! HB you hot slut!
HB Bill Cosby. I met that dirty old man a few years back. He is a shameless flirt. Ooooo Freebird! Jello pudding pops were sooooo damn good!
Mornin' MK ♥ and Dlisters ♥
HB to all the good sluts.
I just wikied Simmons and it says he was outed on Rosie O'Donnell's show, is that true? He just doesn't strike me as having any sexuality.
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May i also say I absolutely luuuuuurrrrveee the red outfit. It matches Richard's ginge armpit hair.
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Bottom-feeder.
HEPPY BERDDEY!
Good Sunday morning, hos! HBD to Topher, Cheryl, Bill & Richard.
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"You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue, and stuff."
Happy B-day Richard! It's almost impossible not to make fun of Richard, but I'm almost positive he's a truly, truly decent human being.
@ Free that must of been fun, one of my faves is the 70's party. And when they have the guys over to screw them like they were being male hookers, oh god sooo damn funny.
Submitted by freebird on Sun, 07/12/2009 - 9:54am.
@madam ex - me, too! I love that show & want the DVDs. My fave Halloween ever was dressing up as Patsy & Edina (I was Patsy). So much fun
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Wow, some interesting sluts today!
Happy BD to Jennifer Saunders, Cheryl Ladd,
and Christine McVie!!!
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@madam ex - me, too! I love that show & want the DVDs. My fave Halloween ever was dressing up as Patsy & Edina (I was Patsy). So much fun.
@Deb, just a little bit, it's okay, if I wasn't I wouldnt still be alive, you have to be a bit cuckoo to survive in this world....LOL....dontcha agree? Aren't we all a bit crazy, I mean we love MK, who is a total whacko at times. Thanks Deb for the re-affirmation, I needed that today.
Happy Sunday to you, Im working today, well DListing really....HAHAHAHA
Happy B'day to the wiki/dictionary/synonym for GAY, I love you Richard Simmons....once a fattie and now a skinny and stayed skinny. You rock, and if you ever decided to change your look, you'd lose me as a fan.
Again it's Jennifer Saunder's Birthday, how many does Edina have a year? Maybe it's all that pot smokin dahhhling. Didnt this crazy funny whore have a bday last week???
Happy B'day to the Fabulous, beyond Fab Chris McVie, 1/4 of the best band ever Fleetwood Mac.
Happy Birthday Bill, Cheryl Ladd and Topher....all the rest, enjoy your day today.
:) :) :) Oh and Michelle Rod can kick my ass or make love to it whenever she wants.
ETA: How funny is Patsy's real name on the show, since she had a Bohemian mom, she named her:
Eurydice Colette Clytemnestra Dido Bathsheba Rabelais Patricia Cocteau Stone
Imagine trying to say that all the time, Patsy Stone is sooo much better. I love love love love this show, truly one of the best BBC shows ever, saw every single epi...and I want all the DVDS as a gift, Oh dear Santa, please put this under my tree this year. Im yearning to watch the outtakes, and all the other stuff on DVDS. I will have to wear a Depends while watching!!
Sorry but I had to edit I cant STAND TYPOS!!! Comes from being a paralegal I guess.
Submitted by madam ex on Sun, 07/12/2009 - 9:47am.
@DEB, so I am not totally crazy....YET?
Hey madam ex! No, you are not totally crazy!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
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@DEB, so I am not totally crazy....YET?
Submitted by Deb on Sun, 07/12/2009 - 9:45am.
Jennifer Saunders is extremely talented. She was born on July 6, and AGAIN on the 12th!
Jennifer Saunders is extremely talented. She was born on July 6, and AGAIN on the 12th!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
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