Hot Slut Of The Day!
The Drunk Badger - Police in Goslar, Germany got a call from motorists about a dead badger in the middle of the road blocking traffic. When they arrived, they found that the badger wasn't dead, it just loved to party and had a serious case of the drunks. The badger ate too many overly-fermented cherries and had stumbled out into the middle of the road to pass out. Shit, if any one of us was a badger, this would be us! This badger is our kind!
After waking his drunk ass, they were able to get him off the road.
The police officer, who should be a full-time comedian, said, "The animal's stomach had turned the fruit to alcohol and the badger was, to put it crudely, drunk as a skunk. It could not immediately be established whether the badger got into trouble with his wife when he came home in such a state."
(For Susan)
How nice that no one ran him over even when they thought he was dead. He's a lucky drunk badger.
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I bet Toad spiked his drink. He's a joker like that. Now the question is, where are Ratty and Mole?
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I want to party with that badger!
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Is this real life?
I heard this on the radio and straight away thought it'd be perfect for Hot Slut Of The Day!
Awww, he's so cute! Can I keep him?
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Eat boogers and die.
they did not say 'drunk as a skunk' but 'breit wie eine Amsel' stoned like a blackbird.
Apart from that - running over a badger is a good way to ruin a fine car - and if you get caught deliberately running over a vertebrate you can loose your drivers licence.
I don't remember who brought up the tasering, but they don't do it here in Germany, they did it once in Hamburg to someone who was suicidal and yielding a gun.
I think 5 months ago that same passing out drunk on a street happened to some guy and he got run over and eventually died.
EDIT: Is that really my avatar ? I feel like someone els is already using it?!
LOL! Drunk as a skunk! Glad they were kind enough to not run right over him. His wife is going to spank his bottom.
Ahahaahaa! I love this post & the comments!
Man, in the states that animal would be roadkill so fast. I like the cops's attitude here. Re-habilitation, not execution!
PS: Um, a badger and skunk are two different things. Can't tell which that is.
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Thanks LA! I wish I could say I drew and uploaded it (it looks like the kind of thing I could draw), but I ripped it off the interwebz.
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Love the cop.
Neva zay ve Dshermans dohn't heff hiumor!
That cop should be hot slut tomorrow.
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That's what I was thinking! He's lucky that he's a German badger. I can never believe how many dead animals are on the side of the road here... I think people must be trying or something.
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Go drunk badger...
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Do leave it out, knock it on the head, have a word and wind yer neck in you minty bastard...
Now THAT is a hot slut. Passed out in the middle of the road, picked up by the cops. And that was only a Wednesday night.
As a German myself I can say that I'm very happy that the police here has time to rescue drunk animals and doesn't need to deal with fucked up shit like drive-by shootings or other sick crap yet.
If an animal needs to be rescued you actually have to call the fire department and they will do their work then. I think they needed the help of the police to cordon off the street for a moment to get that badger out of the way.
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Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Fri, 07/10/2009 - 7:32am.
When I came home from the bar last night, there was a skunk on our front stoop and it holed itself up in the garage. I almost shat myself when I realized it wasn't a cat.
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I've had that happen too! It really does get your heart going, doesn't it? I've had other lovely creatures stuck in various parts of the house...a bat in the halway, an opossum also in the garage to name a couple.
Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Fri, 07/10/2009 - 8:13am.
I'm astonished that German drivers would call the police for this. Here in the US crazy motorists would just run the fucking thing over.
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And even if they had called the cops they most likely would taser his drunk ass for passing out in the middle of the road.
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@ImpertinentVixen:
I don't know about the crime rate in Germany compared to the US, but a few years back I was in Berlin and I came across a gaggle of police cruisers and officers huddled excitedly around something. I thought it was a drive-by shooting or terrorist package but as it turned out, some cyclist had just been rear-ended by a motorist and they were just taking statements.
I suppose reports of a dead badger lying in the road made them leap up in excitement.
"Ohohoh, ja! Unglaublich! Und crime scene!"
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Bottom-feeder.
I've heard that Elk's do that all of the time. Getting drunk on fermented fruit that is. They can become very dangerous then, attacking people and shit.
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Submitted by Plecostomus on Fri, 07/10/2009 - 8:08am.
Also: "The animal's stomach had turned the fruit to alcohol and the badger was, to put it crudely, drunk as a SKANK. "
Fixed.
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Apt editing.
I'm astonished that German drivers would call the police for this. Here in the US crazy motorists would just run the fucking thing over.
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Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Fri, 07/10/2009 - 8:04am.
Badger!!? We don't need no stinking badger!!
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AHAHAHAHAHA!!! Love that!
Also: "The animal's stomach had turned the fruit to alcohol and the badger was, to put it crudely, drunk as a SKANK. "
Fixed.
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Bottom-feeder.
Badger!!? We don't need no stinking badger!!
This is too adorable. I love the cop's comments. Birds do this too, eat too many fermented berries, and end up boinking themselves into the window thinking they see an enemy in their own reflection.
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Chicago area 5K race 2009: http://rallyforautism.com/
Religion is regarded by the common people as true, by the wise as false, and by rulers as useful -- Seneca
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I am glad he didn't get run over. I guess even badgers make bad mistakes when they drink too much.
Morning sluts!
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lol @ plec
this badger belongs on the rock of love bus passing
out on speed bumps and shit
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Poor boo boo!
Is that him? He looks confuzzled!
I hope his wife wasn't too hard on him.
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I wonder if he knows drunk squirrel:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ikH9ZRcF2Q
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If you want to tell people the truth, make them laugh, otherwise they'll kill you.
I can totally identify with this badger.
I guess a hangover is a lot better than waking up with tire tracks across your belly.
So ends the temporary freedom of HoHan's badger . Back into the fire with you!!!
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Bottom-feeder.
Good that nobody run over that poor thing.
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When I came home from the bar last night, there was a skunk on our front stoop and it holed itself up in the garage. I almost shat myself when I realized it wasn't a cat.
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Fuck these bitches. I got my own problems. - The Fly
LMAO I knew this fucking badger would be the hot slut
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"When you see crazy coming....cross the street." John Salley
"I just begun too" Teresa Giudice
"Wudnt nuthin strage bout yo daddy!" Al Sharpton