Friday, July 10th 2009
Papa Joe Hates Michael Jackson
That's the only reasonable explanation I come up with as to why Papa Joe thinks it's a brilliant idea for his daughter Asshole Simpson to record an album of Michael Jackson covers. Page Six says that Asshole's pimp is giving her music career mouth-to-mouth (Papa Joe's chonies just filled up) by pitching the album to executives.
I have a feeling that Asshole's "boar with bad allergies getting butt fucked with a taser gun" voice singing "Thriller" would cause Michael Jackson to rise from the dead so that he could moonwalk all over her mouth hole! Maybe that's not such a bad thing after all.
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DAMMIT!
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"This is straight up fuckery."
His Holiness MK, 9/03/08
This kind of fuckery should not be allowed.
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Prostitution whore!!
she is so beautiful.. but someone said she joined the famous online service !!!.sugarscupid. c o m a place for rich men to spoil and support sexy women..
No, NO NO NO!!! Someone at the record companies should finally have the cojones to tell Joe Simpson to his face that neither of his daughters has any talent! Take his cut and go away!
No more singing, no more acting, no more apperances anywhere! NO!
Submitted by Fred Flintstone on Sat, 07/11/2009 - 8:23pm.
It occurs to me that somebody should sponsor Asshole on a "No Singing Allowed Tour". Pay her a few mil to go on the Indian Casino Circuit and show her tits or anything else but sing!
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Fred, her sister already has the market cornered on Indian casinos, chili cook offs and 4-H fairs. Although I'd gladly chip in!
It occurs to me that somebody should sponsor Asshole on a "No Singing Allowed Tour". Pay her a few mil to go on the Indian Casino Circuit and show her tits or anything else but sing! Actually singing isn't what I would call what she does, I think it is more caterwalling! So a "No Caterwalling Tour".
Is it wrong for a man to have a sugar baby or a woman to have sugar daddy??
It is an absolutely extramarital relationship, but more and more services came out on Internet focusing on this kind of relationship.
such as --- http://www.SugarDaddyChat.com/---
it's the biggest sugar dating site for beautiful woman and rich man!
If she promises to that amazing and truly eloquent jig she did on SNL maybe I'll toss her a dollar.
I wish the earth would crack open and swallow her and that tool she married.
How come all the good show biz dads are named Joe?
Submitted by TITS on Fri, 07/10/2009 - 6:21pm.
I bet her nipples are wall eyed too.
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*snort*... nice job of rubbing in her face too, jugglies!
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That's some "Scooby-Doo" Daphne wonky-eye shat right thar!
Wonky-wonk-wonk Simpson is not even fit to record a moose's mating call(s). She-yit, I'll bet next to Asshole, Yoko Ono sounds like Maria Callas in comparison. Now that's truly awful music right there, folks!
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That shit is so scary!! She looks like some fake android non-human being.
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How hard would I have to punch her in the face to make her eyes point in the same direction? I'm leaning towards "very, very hard". Will it also work on Kate Moss?
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
THIS BITCH. She best leave MJ's music alone!!
Totally avatar-worthy!!
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"Sam put drugs in Britney's biscuits"
I bet her nipples are wall eyed too.
.o.o.o.o.0.0.0.O.O.O.0.0.0.o.o.o.o.
And there known to be a rabbit some are jack's and some are hair's, and some are known as thumber as in that movie from walt Disney bambi. - Sheri Allred
She's a fuckin' clown. No biz whatsoever going near that music.
Fuck!This bitch is like a morph between a crow and a horse...Go away damn it.
*drunk slur* Why don't you suck a fart out of my asshole.-Val Kilmer;The Doors
my name is Bronx Mogwli and I approved dis mezzage.
That is one fucking, scary-ass picture.
No. And no again.
Wow, those are some scary eyes!!! ~scream~
You scared me, Michael K. You scared me much. Now, I can't sleep. Please, make her go away. Please.
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Might as well let parasite and William Hung take a stab at it also. Shame on that pervert joe simpson for using Jacko's death to promote his hack of a daughter.
I'm not particularly attached to Jacko's music, but even I can see this as offensive.
If anything, Chestica should be the one doing it! Think about it, her trying to moonwalk in mom jeans... that would be heaven.
From Ashley just now:
ashsimpsonwentz Haha jeez. I loved mj enough 2 never to in my wildest dreams think of doing a tribute album. R.I.P. A legend. Enough with the goofy stories!
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WHEN will there be no Simpson to talk about?
I loathe the entire clan: the Father is a whoa.
The Mother is nowhwere in sight.
The sisters are both dumber than bags of rocks: and seriously NOT talented.
Oh and bitch here is heading for a divorce.
TRUST that. She is delusional if she thinks that they will stay together forever: way to go whores.
ROFL Candy! That's exactly the same thing I was thinking.
Good lord..... the wonkiness is something to behold.
The only thing I can see she's gifted at is being able to look in two different directions at the same time (look at the wonkiness in that pic..holy moly)
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Nooooo!
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Submitted by M.E. on Fri, 07/10/2009 - 10:46am.
Unfortunately I don't see Joe Jackson protecting copywrite rights of his sons songs, but selling them to the highest bidder.
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you know, that reminds me.. didnt MJ have all the rights to the Beatles music? What happens to that now? PLEASE dont let that shit fall in JJ's lap.
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Asshole Simpson needs to get her eyes fixed instead of making a comeback. Did her eyes go all googly when Bronx Mowgli ripped her hymen?
Submitted by M.E. on Fri, 07/10/2009 - 10:46am.
Unfortunately I don't see Joe Jackson protecting copywrite rights of his sons songs, but selling them to the highest bidder.
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Oh, please! The mere thought of a scenario in which Joe Jackson sells the rights to every Tom, Dick and Harry, who can afford it makes me want to vomit.
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Oh look, Michael Jackson died. Let's try to make some money off it!
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Page Six says that Asshole's pimp is giving her music career mouth-to-mouth (Papa Joe's chonies just filled up) by pitching the album to executives.
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Fuck that's funny. When are these two simpson whores gonna fuck the fuck off?
This HAS to be just a rumor. And what the heck, I'll say one nice thing: Ashley's skin looks nice.
Eeeeeeek! Terrifying photo!! Blech. Stop the halloween makeup, bitch!
PS: Can we say, "exploitation"?
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all papa joes should be drowned at birth...
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a wet pussy and a dry purse don't match....
WonkaVision!
Her eyes look like they're still trying to see around her old nose. That picture is really scary first thing in the morning.
Submitted by Ophelias evil twin on Fri, 07/10/2009 - 10:38am.
Just what we need -- Asswipe yodeling Jacko songs. This man truly has no shame.
Nice racoon eyes there -- I think I saw you on the news snacking on some garbage in Toronto.
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OMG the granny from Caption This is wearing an Asshole Simpson sweater!
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~GIT IT!! -MK 4/24/09
"I began to live my life when it forced me to stop taking it so seriously"-Hunter S. Thompson
She's been doing to much anal. That's what made her eyes want to defect from each other...
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Do leave it out, knock it on the head, have a word and wind yer neck in you minty bastard...
You guys are grossing me out! LOL!
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Moo!
Submitted by CRAZY on Fri, 07/10/2009 - 10:32am.
Submitted by Raul Duke on Fri, 07/10/2009 - 10:24am.
NEXT! bahahahahah ---------------------------------------------- I mean Goddamnit! I click refreash after ten minutes and it's like I'm staring at two buttholes and nose staring back at me , FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!
Submitted by Sugaroo
I remember back before he married Assface, he was an admitted bisexual
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That was a lie. He's completely gay.
Wasn't there an SNL skit about a woman with no Gaydar? No matter how obvious it was that the guy was flaming, she'd fawn over and pursue them while her friends side-eyed one another. That woman is Lizard Lady. Except the whole world is side-eyeing each other.
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Just what we need this asshole shredding MJ songs. NO! Unfortunately I don't see Joe Jackson protecting copywrite rights of his sons songs, but selling them to the highest bidder.
Oh, the fuckery. Papa Joe please keep the ugly one locked in the basement, she can be Basement Baby II. This tranny has no fans and MJ fans do not want or need to hear this Asshole cover any of Michael's songs. And that goes for every other "artist" out there. Leave MJ's songs Aloooooonnnnnnnnneeeeeeeee!!!!!
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Shamon!
RIP Michael
i'm sure she does it out of love for mk and not to make a quick buck.....................*rolls eyes*
go back to your grave, idiot!!
Sug: LOL I was looking at that toof too
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Just what we need -- Asswipe yodeling Jacko songs. This man truly has no shame.
Nice racoon eyes there -- I think I saw you on the news snacking on some garbage in Toronto.