Chaz Bono Comes Out For Outfest
Chaz Bono made his first public appearance last night since announcing that he's saying "bye bye" to his bagina and "hi hi" to a peen. Chaz came out with his girlfriend Jennifer Elia to support Benjamin Bratt's movie La Mission at L.A.'s Outfest last night.
Benjamin told ET that he was doing the dick slappy dance, because he was so happy that Chaz came out to celebrate the festival, "I think it's pretty auspicious, I think it takes a great deal of courage to be here and be part of that personal celebration. I've never met him, but I'm looking forward to it tonight, so we're happy to be here."
If my fuck time friend had eyebrows like Chaz's girlfriend, I'd take that bitch out wherever I went too. If it wasn't for Jennifer's beautiful sperm fish brows, she'd totally look like she's a lolita from Long Island. I bet you Jennifer doesn't even have to pluck 'em! She just pours a little nacho cheese around the edges and Chaz nibbles those unwanted hairs right off!
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So I am wondering....if Chaz will formally become a man and he likes chicks, does that now make him straight?
Sonny? Sonny????
What about Jennifer's dad?
To put the sexiest hottest latino in there, that being Benjamin Bratt, next to CHAZ/CHASTITY/FATTY WHACKO is a disgrace.
I am not against Bi, Gay, Str8 or Trans, I just find her a bit homely as a female and will be even worst as a male.
Wonder what size Chaz is going for....And I think it makes his girlfriend straight, I think, but she could still carry the baby unless she has a total hysterectomy, Im soooo confused by this. If thats what it takes to make you happy Im all for it, but it just confuses the fuck out of me.
Im so proud and happy for BB that his marriage has lasted this long, I remember way back when, when she was a fab supermodel. She's still amazingly gorgeous, her skin is flawless.
Submitted by Creepella on Sat, 07/11/2009 - 10:35pm.
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HAHAHAHA!!! Exactly. Peter Piper and all that. :)
Submitted by islandgirl on Sat, 07/11/2009 - 10:07pm
But if a chicken and a half can lay an egg and a half in a day and a half, how long would it take for a grasshopper to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?
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I have no clue islandgirl. I am still trying to figure out: How much wood would a woodchuck, chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
So many questions with no answers!
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Prostitution whore!!
They are making an adorable couple though the guy ever joined the rich men seeking affairs club sugarscupid. c o m a few weeks ago..but all are past and they will stay together forever!
Submitted by Creepella on Sat, 07/11/2009 - 9:56pm.
So when Chaz becomes a man, is his girlfriend no longer a lesbian?
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Creepella, I'm confused too. I'm glad that Chaz is finally feeling comfortable in his own skin, more power to him. But if a chicken and a half can lay an egg and a half in a day and a half, how long would it take for a grasshopper to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?
It's a question for the ages.
So when Chaz becomes a man, is his girlfriend no longer a lesbian?
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Prostitution whore!!
I wonder what Sonny would say to all this?
Seriously, Chaz needs to lose some weight. It is not healthy for a middle-aged man to carry that much weight around, especially in his gut!
I don't know about getting a dick sewn on but I can fucking sure guarantee she should get some lipo done, especially on that fucking chin/neck thing she has got going on! What the fuck is that - I trying to visualize Cher with about an extra 200 lbs and seeing how that fucking chin would look. Not a pretty thing!
bitch is getting fatter! how is that possible? the neck is fatter than the chin! not a good look...
Submitted by jppuertorico85 on Fri, 07/10/2009 - 9:34pm.
explain to me how a big fat piece of shit ends up w/ a gorgeous girl like that...I'm baffled!
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There are gold-diggers and leeches everywhere! Chazzz-tity stands to inherit a fortune one day--and Cher is not exactly young anymore....
Is it wrong for a man to have a sugar baby or a woman to have sugar daddy??
It is an absolutely extramarital relationship, but more and more services came out on Internet focusing on this kind of relationship.
such as --- http://www.SugarDaddyChat.com/---
it's the biggest sugar dating site for beautiful woman and rich man!
Just don't see Chaz as masculine for some reason... if he lost some weight the femininity would come right back. Must need more hormones or something...
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Vico> I get your point, but you can't honestly think it's attractive to be morbidly obese like this. Extremes one way or the other just aren't pretty and they *aren't* healthy.
explain to me how a big fat piece of shit ends up w/ a gorgeous girl like that...I'm baffled!
Submitted by iHeartHaters on Fri, 07/10/2009 - 6:44pm.
That is like a cankle, but it's a neck...WTF man?
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Maybe, that's where Chaz is storing her nuts.
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Chaz looks like a fatter, manlier version of her dad, Sonny Bono. You can't even see the 'Cher' in her face/persona at all. She is one hulky, fugly dude, man!
p.s. Sonny must be rolling over in his grave over all this fuckery, but hey, who am I to judge? If a big fat fugly dyke wants to get an addadictomy, who am I to complain? Also folks, your comments have me almost pissing in my pants! I love all you crazy mofo's! xoxo
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Chaz looks like a buffet's worst nightmare.
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Chaz looks like my cousin Christina, er I mean, Carlos.
Damn, she's kind of cute, makes me wish I were a fat guy.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
How wonderfully open-minded we all are for defending and accepting a person's sexual choice! But don't worry we can still hate on certain people, because fat people are so disgusting, lacking in self-control, unattractive and unhealthy and so on, yeah we are SO "open-minded"...
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"So what was all that about enlarged holes and tight cracks?"
Submitted by snowpiece on Fri, 07/10/2009 - 8:43pm.
Why thank ya, thank ya very much
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hahahahah TV happy bday and thanks for all the LOLZ this past dlisted year. u always crack me up. have a great bday night!****************************
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Submitted by WickedZombie on Fri, 07/10/2009 - 8:36pm.
*edit* Oh, and can Chaz and his girlfriend be standing any further apart?! What the hell's up with that?!
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Chaz forgot to douche!
Just in time, we needed a new Joey Buttafuoco.
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Submitted by Master Blaster on Fri, 07/10/2009 - 10:54am.
...flicks the bean.
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I absolutely loathe this euphemism. Anybody flicks me in the clitoris I'mma punch them in the fucking teeth. I know it is sometimes slang for masturbation but I'm not going to flick my own damned self in the twat either.
Not to be singling you out, Blaster. Sorry for the diversion. Carry on....
*edit* Oh, and can Chaz and his girlfriend be standing any further apart?! What the hell's up with that?!
Chaz seriously needs to address the chunk. I find it hard to believe that he was allowed to go ahead with the transition being morbidly obese, that's just gotta put even more stress on a body undergoing any kind of surgery.
She was an ugly chick and now she's an ugly chick with a fake penis.
freeeee ha ha
it's true I love him
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"When you see crazy coming....cross the street." John Salley
"I just begun too" Teresa Giudice
"Wudnt nuthin strage bout yo daddy!" Al Sharpton
He looks a lot like his father.
Man, maybe he/she should lose some weight before all of the treatments and surgery.
Chaz wanting to be and succeeding physically in being a man does not mean that he needs to look like this (i.e. ginormous). He has like NO chin...how creepy!
"Nuzzle your succulent nose in my no-no. It will be safe there. Well, not really, because I had Mexican for lunch. SUCIO! There I go again." - MK
Ben looks like a hotter Lou Diamond Phillips. It pains me to say that, but it's true.
Just lose a couple pounds Chastity, you'll feel fab!
That is like a cankle, but it's a neck...WTF man?
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Congrats to Chaz for having the courage to be true to himself. Trans folk probably take more shit than anyone in the queer community. I would imagine it would take a lot of strength for him make this decision.
That is one fat bitch/son of a bitch!
I understand why it wants to turn into a male, but Jesus Christ, even for a male, this mess is one ugly assed tub of crap. It should just stay androgenious, really keep em all guessing.
Why is Chaz's neck so thick?
Benjamin Bratt is one hot mofo. Julia Roberts was an idiot to let him go.
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Take your shit and vacate the premises.
This used to be him/her: http://www.jillstanek.com/chastity%20then%20getty.jpg
Good luck to Chaz, I wish him the best.
Chaz should really lose weight and get a little healthy.
I just had this horrible mental image of Chaz and Cher as Cartman and his hermaphrodite mom arguing over being fat or big boned and cheezy poofs.
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Submitted by Cunty McCunt on Fri, 07/10/2009 - 3:10pm.
Easiest way to explain how she and others like her feel is to imagine waking up to the opposite genitalia to which you have now. In other words, as a woman, think about what it would feel like to see a penis and a couple of balls hanging where you know, so clearly in your mind, a vagina should belong.
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Cunty if I suddenly saw some cock and balls between my legs I would probably (er, definitely) start wanking it.
As for Chaz, he looks the same to me. But you're right that the transgender issue is complicated.
Easiest way to explain how she and others like her feel is to imagine waking up to the opposite genitalia to which you have now. In other words, as a woman, think about what it would feel like to see a penis and a couple of balls hanging where you know, so clearly in your mind, a vagina should belong. Then again, many transgender individuals are choosing to keep their genitalia. Go figure...it's complicated.
"I want to stand as close to the edge as I can without going over. Out on the edge you see all the kinds of things you can't see from the center." ~Kurt Vonnegut
Gordo to the point that he can pass for either and nobody is going to raise an objection.
SS794> No. Chaz is a man. Chaz has *always* been a man. Now he's just synching up his mind and body.
I don't know why this bothers some people so much.
Chaz=Cartman. Stone and Parker should sue her.
I don't understand this and wish her a good life. She will always be a female no matter how many body parts she adds or removes. For example, Michael Jackson was still considered black even though he changed his skin color (even though the color of one's skin shouldn't matter). You can call day, night and night day, but it doesn't make it so.
this bears reposting:
http://www.afterelton.com/blog/michaeljensen/barbara-walters-20-20-speci...
thanks for the link whoever posted it
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