There Goes Joe Jackson's Pimp Hand
A little while ago, I made a dumb joke about how Joe Jackson was going to turn Prince Michael, Paris and Blanket into The Jackson 3. Well, don't be surprised if you see them flaunting their jazz hands and pirouettes for dollars at the 3rd Street Promenade, because Joe might have plans for them!
In an interview with Good Morning America (via UsWeekly), Joe said, "I keep watching Paris, She wants to do something." As for Blanket, Joe said the boy has got the moves, "That's what they're saying. He can really dance."
Joe didn't mention Prince Michael's talents, so I guess this means that he's the LaToya?. Don't worry, Prince Michael, the LaToya in the family has the most fun.
Katherine Jackson currently has custody of the kids, but Joe somehow thinks that he does too! When asked who could get permanent custody, he said, "The grandmother, Katherine, and I. There's no one else to do what we can do for them. We should keep them all together and make them happy. And feed them like they're supposed to be fed. And let them get rest ... and grow up to be strong Jacksons."
What he really meant by "strong Jacksons" is "overflowing ATMs."
As far as I know, Katherine and Joe didn't shit under the same roof, so what is this "we" mess? Jafar Jackson needs to know that it's not normal when he looks at his grandkiddies and sees dancing sparkly dollar signs all around them.
Joe, do you see that purdy thumb of yours? Do us all a favor and stick it in your ass as deep as you can, wiggle it around, pull it out and then stick it in your mouth. Keep it there.
This Jackson-mania is starting to get to me.
http://arthurkaligos.wordpress.com/2009/07/12/please-make-it-stop/
Jermaine's son is actually named Jaffar Jackson ... so it took clicking on the link to realised you meant Joe looks like Disney's Jafar. (Which he totally does)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jackson_family
He posted a profile on a dating site sugarscupid. c o m . many of his fans were seeking for him and wanna date with him. now that club is very hot because of him.
Oddly enough, for being a fat horse with a chin that could cut through ice, the kids are beautiful. I think the girl looks like her and the boy like the doctor.
Rowe is a cow who left her kids with a man who definately had major problems. I would have told Jacko to at least let me live on the property so I could see my kids everyday. Fatass took her payday and ran. The kids belong with granny but unfortunately that creep and his entourage will always be nearby. I really feel for those three kids.
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Prostitution whore!!
Forget the source,but look at these photos and tell me Debbie does not love her children. Somone in the Jackson camp made sure she was out of the picture by frighting and swindeling her. As Dr Arnold Klein, stated on Larry King "that Debbie has maternal instincts". I'd be watching out for the good old doc and his former employee. As they have bumped the custody hearing for another week. He not only has a practice in Beverly Hills, but teaches at UCLA in another words he has street cred.
View all 22 photos and tell me whom should be next in line to get the children.
http://www.newsoftheworld.co.uk/showbiz/michael_jackson/article391318.ec...
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Who was that guy last night,he left the seat up damn!
mornin' Walrus!
I am ambivalent about the molestation stuff with MJ. He was no doubt eccentric.
The Neverland photos showed the terribly messy home of a pack rat. Didn't see anything overtly sexual. There's more to prove drug abuse than child abuse.
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@Walrus Talk:
schizophrenia [(skit-suh-free-nee-uh, skit-suh-fren-ee-uh)]
A form of psychosis marked by a strong tendency to dissociate oneself from reality. Schizophrenia is often characterized by hallucinations, delusions, and inappropriate reactions to situations. The word schizophrenia is often used informally as well as scientifically to indicate a split personality.
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You're prolly right. I hate it when one of my alternate personalities uses the term informally.
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Bottom-feeder.
Darling, I do believe you are confusing schizophrenia with multiple personality disorder!
Submitted by Walrus Talk on Sat, 07/11/2009 - 12:03pm.
Michael was schizophrenic and innocent of the child molestation charges.
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Which part of his personality was?
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Bottom-feeder.
Michael was schizophrenic and innocent of the child molestation charges.
Actually, I don't expect anything else than people calling him a child molester all the time.
I mean, he lived in a country where people were shitting their pants and screaming hysterically CHILD PORN because of a 15-year-old girl showing her uncovered back on a magazine cover. Comedy gold!
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Ok, I will agree that the mannequins are tres creepay, but that still doesn't prove that someone is a child molester. A little...odd? Yes.
And wasn't MJ a germaphobe? I'm not surprised he had bleach sitting out...
I guess I could be considered slightly eccentric. I mean, I don't really think of myself that way, but I can tell that other people think that my decorating "style", my hobbies, my hermitic lifestyle, my opinions on social institutions, hell, even my artwork, is not "the norm". I don't *try* to be this way, it's just who I am. And I would hope that people wouldn't suspect me of something awful if it ever came up! Just b/c I'm not like most people!
You know its pretty damn bad when you got to pencil on not only your eyebrows, but your moustache too.
I heard about this book called Michael Jackson Conspiracy. Written by a journalist that started out on the pedo bandwagon, but sifted through all the "evidence" and came to the conclusion that it was all bullshit. Geraldo talks about it on his show all the time. He actually believes MJ was murdered.
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No offense, but this journalist loses all credibility when he throws in the "MJ was murdered" bit. The man was walking death and wanted to be medicated to the point no human body could really survive that continual abuse.
The part about LaToya was HILARIOUS MK! More LaToya bashing please!!
The last paragraph sums it up. I know hes old and maybe not all there, but, seriously, STFU!! MJ must be rolling in his grave with all of his family's antics.
Is it wrong for a man to have a sugar baby or a woman to have sugar daddy??
It is an absolutely extramarital relationship, but more and more services came out on Internet focusing on this kind of relationship.
such as --- http://www.SugarDaddyChat.com/---
it's the biggest sugar dating site for beautiful woman and rich man!
Jacko will always be remembered as a wacko.
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Please, speak for yourself.
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Ike Turner was a far more accomplished musician than MJ could ever hope to be, and his legacy will run deeper and longer than 'Thriller'.
Still, he's remembered first and foremost as a wife-beating monster.
Jacko will always be remembered as a wacko.
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@ZiggyStardust:
I hate you! I hate you! I hate you!- angel_i
angel, oh yeah i remember hearing about that case. thanks for the link
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Stop the love you save may be your own.
Submitted by Miss Thang on Fri, 07/10/2009 - 11:58pm.
Thanks, angel. Is it specifically about MJ?
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It's not actually. It's about a shitload of people who did a shitload of time for molesting their OWN kids in Bakersfield...and they were all innocent. They were sent to jail based on the testimonies of the children...it took them years and years to prove it.
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Thornhill on Fri, 07/10/2009 - 3:11pm.
Adolf Hitler was a great architect. Unfortunately the same guy wiped out 6 million Jews. Why is he remembered for genocide...
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because murder out of pure hate is considered the worst crime one can commit. oh; and what legacy in terms of architecture did hitler leave behind? uh none. know why? because he was too busy oking the order to load six million people into the gas chamber.
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Isn't it Bromantic?
Thanks, angel. Is it specifically about MJ?
I heard about this book called Michael Jackson Conspiracy. Written by a journalist that started out on the pedo bandwagon, but sifted through all the "evidence" and came to the conclusion that it was all bullshit. Geraldo talks about it on his show all the time. He actually believes MJ was murdered.
It's scary how much people judge a book by it's cover. People get convicted of crimes based solely on their appearance and "eccentric" behavior. It isn't right.
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Stop the love you save may be your own.
@Miss Thang: Check this movie out: Witch Hunt (2008) It's a documentary - it's pretty awesome...I don't know if you watch streaming vid...?
http://watchoutmovies.com/watch-witch-hunt-2008/
But I have to warn you - you have to go through the massive pop-ups to get it...after that tho, it's all good....
But I thought it might interest you, particularly:)
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sushi, there is no real evidence. Just the fact that the man was insane, which everyone on planet Earth figured out by around 1984 when he started carrying a child midget and then a chimp around on his hip like it was nothing.
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Stop the love you save may be your own.
hey angel, nuh uh.. what's up?
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Stop the love you save may be your own.
Hey, Miss Thang! Did you get my memo from yesterday?
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To be honest it doesn't even surprise me. Can we expect anything less from Joe Jackson? That's the only reason why he wants custody of the kids.
It scares me that you people might sit on a jury someday.
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I think the same thing only for the people who are continual apologists.
You do realize when you argue a point that you pick one thing and forget that there is a bigger picture filled with very questionable things. The strange things he keeps -- lifesize manaquins are but one in a series of things that make you go hmmmm....
Wow, so now we're convicting people of child molestation just because they collect creepy shit?
Then I guess MAriah Carey with her Helly Kitty shit must be a pedophile, my aunt that leaves her house decorated like Christmass all the time must be a pedophile too.
It scares me that you people might sit on a jury someday.
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Stop the love you save may be your own.
Submitted by cadebra1961 on Fri, 07/10/2009 - 11:20pm.
Have a great nite!!!
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
@Team Valtrex - this is true, but I gotsta watch the calories. OK, well Ima going to bed, getting sleepy. I shall drop in again soon I hope. Goodnite TV & all you other crazy Dlisters! xoxo
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Submitted by cadebra1961 on Fri, 07/10/2009 - 10:54pm.
Vodka makes you forget the bruises though!!!!
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Team valtrex, no vodka for me anymore - I got a little porky in the last few months from over imbibing. I drink a couple of Miller 64's & smoke some good weed to get buzzed these days. I'm tired of wakin' up in the morning with hangovers & bruises, LOL!
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Submitted by cadebra1961 on Fri, 07/10/2009 - 10:43pm.
vodka pineapple upside down cake. I fall over a lot when I drink.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
@team valtrex - what flavor cake you got tonite baby?
Ah, they quit posting my comments *awaiting moderation* Jeez, how LAME is that shit? Did you know they **** the bad words over there at JJ? You can't even call anyone a fuck-head anymore. Except at Dlisted, naughty language is encouraged! Yaaay :D
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nite, riverchic! enjoyed the hell outta you!!
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Goodnight riverchic! It was nice snarkin' wit cha! ♥
Submitted by cadebra1961 on Fri, 07/10/2009 - 10:35pm
ok, NO CAKE FOR YOU!!
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Alright, y'all - I'm outta here. Have a good night you warped bitches (TV I'm looking in your direction - MWAH!)
Ok, I'll be back in a few minutes folks - I gotta go back to JustJared & taunt the Brangeloonies some more - such fun! Ahahaha!!
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He looks like another satisfied Enzyte customer.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
@riverchic - he was most likely whuppin' her ass as well, but if she had left him, I bet he would've gotten custody of the kids....well, the talented, Jack$on 5 & Janet anyways. He'd leave Katherine the scraps, such as LaToya & Rebbie - they weren't gonna make no $$ for him anyways.
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Bahahahaha River, TV, and sushi! *hic*
Submitted by sushi on Fri, 07/10/2009 - 10:25pm.
if it walks like a fucking duck, it probably fucks things it shouldn't fucking.
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Totally stealing that!!!
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Team Valtrex, you had me at "whatcho talking bout perv."
And Riverchic, I agree.
At what point do people stop talking about MJ being childlike and realize that if it walks like a fucking duck, it probably fucks things it shouldn't fucking.
Submitted by riverchic on Fri, 07/10/2009 - 10:22pm.
TV: You are one funny-ass, warped dlister! You are right, though! Lmao!
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See, this is what us poor but warped motherfuckers do. I don't have the money to buy off the justice system or parents.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
TV: You are one funny-ass, warped dlister! You are right, though! Lmao!
Submitted by riverchic on Fri, 07/10/2009 - 10:17pm.
DeeDee: It was the "Webster" kid. If my memory serves me well, there is a pic of MJ holding "webster" on his hip while Brooke Sheilds is standing next to them. **shuddering in revulsion**
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That's right, Gary gave him the "whatchu talkin' bout, perv?"
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Submitted by riverchic on Fri, 07/10/2009 - 10:14pm.
sushi: Ha! I feel the same way. The Jackson family has more $$ than God & the city is asking for donations?! I would rather donate my hard-earned dollars to charities who help sexually abused children.
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I'd rather use it to have a memorial for John Wayne Gacey, at least he eventually owned up to it.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
DeeDee: It was the "Webster" kid. If my memory serves me well, there is a pic of MJ holding "webster" on his hip while Brooke Sheilds is standing next to them. **shuddering in revulsion**