There Goes Joe Jackson's Pimp Hand
A little while ago, I made a dumb joke about how Joe Jackson was going to turn Prince Michael, Paris and Blanket into The Jackson 3. Well, don't be surprised if you see them flaunting their jazz hands and pirouettes for dollars at the 3rd Street Promenade, because Joe might have plans for them!
In an interview with Good Morning America (via UsWeekly), Joe said, "I keep watching Paris, She wants to do something." As for Blanket, Joe said the boy has got the moves, "That's what they're saying. He can really dance."
Joe didn't mention Prince Michael's talents, so I guess this means that he's the LaToya?. Don't worry, Prince Michael, the LaToya in the family has the most fun.
Katherine Jackson currently has custody of the kids, but Joe somehow thinks that he does too! When asked who could get permanent custody, he said, "The grandmother, Katherine, and I. There's no one else to do what we can do for them. We should keep them all together and make them happy. And feed them like they're supposed to be fed. And let them get rest ... and grow up to be strong Jacksons."
What he really meant by "strong Jacksons" is "overflowing ATMs."
As far as I know, Katherine and Joe didn't shit under the same roof, so what is this "we" mess? Jafar Jackson needs to know that it's not normal when he looks at his grandkiddies and sees dancing sparkly dollar signs all around them.
Joe, do you see that purdy thumb of yours? Do us all a favor and stick it in your ass as deep as you can, wiggle it around, pull it out and then stick it in your mouth. Keep it there.
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sushi: Ha! I feel the same way. The Jackson family has more $$ than God & the city is asking for donations?! I would rather donate my hard-earned dollars to charities who help sexually abused children.
You are right, River! That kid won't see a dime of that money.
Hahahahaha TV! Wait, did MJ come into "contact" with Gary or was it that Webster kid?
children mannequins, jugs of bleach, bottles of hypnotic liquor, marvel paraphernalia, shirley temple stand-ups, christmas decorations, that is creepy shit.
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Tip of the iceberg. I'm looking forward to watching it all slip out in drips and drabs about just how fucked up he really was. Yep, this is the guy, who kept a virtual hospital room in his home full of narcotics, who some dumb fuck congresswoman wants a resolution on. Same guy whose lavish memorial service drained the city of
LA while the fat cat Jackson clan stood by with a firm grip on their own wallots. The memorial that each of the artists singing and slobbering in their self-promotion could easily pay for instead of the poor fucking taxpayers.
TV: Exactly! And that's why Mkauley Kauken (sp?) is.. is... Where is that guy? Oh, well. You get my drift...
cadebra1961: Amen! And I also blame Katherine for staying with his fucked up ass. She shoulda left him a LONG time ago but instead she chose to put her kids 2nd & enable her sick-ass husband. Women like that make me sick... There is no excuse.
Submitted by riverchic on Fri, 07/10/2009 - 10:00pm.
DeeDee: Why thank you, darlin'! My kiddos do keep me busy! But anyways... You are right & ya know what's sad? The 1st kid who accused him he paid $20 mil. to settle the case. I seriously doubt the "mom" put it aside for the kid. I'm sure she is spending it on titty-jobs & Gucci bags. Sick people...
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So THAT's why Gary Coleman became a security guard!!!!
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
DeeDee: Why thank you, darlin'! My kiddos do keep me busy! But anyways... You are right & ya know what's sad? The 1st kid who accused him he paid $20 mil. to settle the case. I seriously doubt the "mom" put it aside for the kid. I'm sure she is spending it on titty-jobs & Gucci bags. Sick people...
He looks like he should be selling factory second ShamWows at my local flea market.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Thanks Joe Jackson, for ultimately turning your Million $$ cash cow into an unrecognizable, bleached-out, druggie, child-molesting pervert, freakazoid that he became. How proud you must be of yourself. There is a special place in Hell for you Joseph, you worthless, vile LOSER!!!
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Kadooze to you River for the four kiddos! No wonder I don't see your funnay ass around. Dem chitlins be hard work.
Yes, some people should NOT have kids. The poor kid who was in the middle of the MJ lawsuit had a shitty mom. She was a professional scam artist. And, IMO, was a victim of MJ and his mother.
Team Valtrex: "He looks like he would paint any car for 29.95."
And case of Miller High Life.
I honestly think the dark purple curtains are the creepiest....yikes.
and the child mannequins...yuck.
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*Blondeface*
He looks like he would paint any car for 29.95.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
DeeDee: Hell yeah! I have 4 kids & the only place they have ever spent the night is at Grandma's. I am wayy protective of my kids. I would DIE if anything ever happened to them. It's too bad other people don't feel the same way - their kids wind up paying the price for their neglect...
Submitted by EatYourVeggies on Fri, 07/10/2009 - 9:43pm.
The statues of the kids in Michael Jackson's house were life size. LIFE FUCKING SIZE. Who buys that kind of shit?
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John Wayne Gacey, Wayne Williams, Michael Jackson. Jeffrey Dahmer tried to make his own.
The scary part is that they were anatomically correct (minus the spotted penis with sequins).
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
MaeWest69: I know... Anyone else would have been strung up by their toes & had their balls set afire...
The statues of the kids in Michael Jackson's house were life size. LIFE FUCKING SIZE. Who buys that kind of shit?
River: the fuck? I don't care who the celebrity is. My kid isn't staying at your house! My kids don't leave my sight!
TV: Lol! I don't even have a retort for that! That shit is funny!
children mannequins, jugs of bleach, bottles of hypnotic liquor, marvel paraphernalia, shirley temple stand-ups, christmas decorations, that is creepy shit.
DeeDee: Tell me 'bout it... I mean, these "parents" who allowed their kids to stay overnight there, WHERE was their judgement?! There is no way in fuckin' hell I would let my kid stay overnight in a house like that.
Submitted by riverchic on Fri, 07/10/2009 - 9:37pm.
TV: John Wayne Gacey & etc. You hit that shit on the HEAD!! Holy fuckin' shit. Money talks & Michael Jackson walks...
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And that guy in the van who used to give me candy, he had ALL that shit in his basement!
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
OK, all the pics of little kids is disturbing.
TV: John Wayne Gacey & etc. You hit that shit on the HEAD!! Holy fuckin' shit. Money talks & Michael Jackson walks...
He looks like the daytime manager at Open 24 hours XXX adult bookstore across from LAX. From what I've heard.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Joe is nasty-looking. Like a troll or a hobbit.
Hey MJT - go check out the Neverland photos on TMZ. Wow.
Ooooooo! I spyed with mah drunky eye a bottle of "Jesus juice." Escalando!
Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Fri, 07/10/2009 - 9:25pm.
hello sluts - why are we hanging out in this thread. *pouts*
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This guy hasn't been villified enough yet. But neither have Jordan, the Green Lantern, or any of today's other choices.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
he looks like he's about to fuck me over in a used car deal
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
hello sluts - why are we hanging out in this thread. *pouts*
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*Blondeface*
How about that Last Supper picture with who beside him? Rich record execs? Hmmmm.
Submitted by DeeDee on Fri, 07/10/2009 - 9:23pm.
OMG River, yes! The child mannequins are creeping me the fuck out! And the painting of him reading to all the kids is weird, too.
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Especially since he was reading Penthouse Forum.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Oooh. He was quite a pack-rat. That would be so hard to live in. Not only the Madam S & C Word pictures, but that baby with the milk on its mouth was in two different places and there was a third that I couldn't tell if it was the exact one, but it was close. What an odd life he must have lived. SOOOOO high in the music. Just an innovator and truly the king of pop. But the other side of his life must have been quite a challenge. Shamon!
the only bad part about MJ's death? now we have to look at this guy.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
OMG River, yes! The child mannequins are creeping me the fuck out! And the painting of him reading to all the kids is weird, too.
Submitted by riverchic on Fri, 07/10/2009 - 9:21pm.
DeeDee: Hell yeah he had a hoarding problem. But the thing that bothers me is all the creepy child-oriented stuff in the house. I mean, who has shit like that in their home?
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John Wayne Gacey, Wayne Williams, and Michael Jackson. That's it.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
He is so fuckin' ugly.
DeeDee: Hell yeah he had a hoarding problem. But the thing that bothers me is all the creepy child-oriented stuff in the house. I mean, who has shit like that in their home?
Team Valtrex: Lol! That, among other things!
Hahahaha! Yes River and TV! Madam S. would not approve!
MJ had a serious shopping problem. It's almost like he hoarded shit in his house.
Submitted by riverchic on Fri, 07/10/2009 - 9:14pm.
DeeDee: I know. That struck me as funny as well. And all the pics of Shirley Temple? WTF?
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he was a closet madam s. fan
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
DeeDee: I know. That struck me as funny as well. And all the pics of Shirley Temple? WTF?
Joe Jackson is the devil incarnate ... just look at those beady,evil eyes of his. Scary bastard needs to be put out of his misery already!!
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I looked through the pics. of Neverland Ranch. WOW! Why did MJ have a bottle of bleach in the room with all the books?
jmp, i am only going by what she says here. hard to tell.
moonmarse, thank you. it is a great picture. i wish that were my ass, but alas, not. mad hatter is great too.
AND this man STILL disgusts me and he needs to leave those kids alone.
The End!
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Maybe we're all a little crazy, but laughing out loud makes it feel all right.
READ THIS! Holy fuck, you guys... I was just on TMZ's site & they have pics from the raid on Neverland Ranch. This shit is CREEPY as hell (i.e. the life-sized child dolls in weird positions all around the house & the huge poster of a baby with milk dribbling down it's chin.) Check it out. There are like 51 pics but they are worth lookin' at. Yikes... Fuckin' yikes...
Submitted by MayWest69 on Fri, 07/10/2009 - 7:48pm.
I have to say, Mz.May, your avie is THE sexiest picture I have seen in a longass time - from a photographic point of view... Velly nice...
(pssst...and I'm a straight chick!)
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Submitted by MayWest69 on Fri, 07/10/2009 - 7:48pm.
She has a boyfriend? I envisioned a really wimpy closet-case husband (why else hang out at a gay blog if not to figure out "questions") and totally neurotic kids with that filthy mouth of hers. Just wait till her 'fan club' like Ro and Toonces gets win of what I'm saying. Oh, I forgot, they, too, are gorging, yelling at the kids, can't figure out WHY hubby is "late", etc., Can you say 3xl Hanes. You know, I knew witches like her & Co. and they thought they were so 'quick witted' that their shit didn't stink and anyone that disagreed with them were worthless . They (esp. her) hurt so many people with words and being so self-absorbed never could even comprehend. Irony was, they were the most lonely, sad, fucked up people you will ever encounter should they open up to you. Leaving now, to go 'lick some buttholes'.