There Goes Joe Jackson's Pimp Hand
A little while ago, I made a dumb joke about how Joe Jackson was going to turn Prince Michael, Paris and Blanket into The Jackson 3. Well, don't be surprised if you see them flaunting their jazz hands and pirouettes for dollars at the 3rd Street Promenade, because Joe might have plans for them!
In an interview with Good Morning America (via UsWeekly), Joe said, "I keep watching Paris, She wants to do something." As for Blanket, Joe said the boy has got the moves, "That's what they're saying. He can really dance."
Joe didn't mention Prince Michael's talents, so I guess this means that he's the LaToya?. Don't worry, Prince Michael, the LaToya in the family has the most fun.
Katherine Jackson currently has custody of the kids, but Joe somehow thinks that he does too! When asked who could get permanent custody, he said, "The grandmother, Katherine, and I. There's no one else to do what we can do for them. We should keep them all together and make them happy. And feed them like they're supposed to be fed. And let them get rest ... and grow up to be strong Jacksons."
What he really meant by "strong Jacksons" is "overflowing ATMs."
As far as I know, Katherine and Joe didn't shit under the same roof, so what is this "we" mess? Jafar Jackson needs to know that it's not normal when he looks at his grandkiddies and sees dancing sparkly dollar signs all around them.
Joe, do you see that purdy thumb of yours? Do us all a favor and stick it in your ass as deep as you can, wiggle it around, pull it out and then stick it in your mouth. Keep it there.
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husband and kids? she can't make her boyfriend spend more than 15 minutes at a time with her. why do you think she is such a vile beast online? no control any place else.
Submitted by ricki lake on Fri, 07/10/2009 - 6:23pm.
Haha, not really angel. I said something disagreeing with Stoney and she called me a dumb fuck-up loser or whatever
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I think it was a 'bitchy queen'. Regardless, she's home, screaming at the kids and ordering her husband around. And eating like no tomorrow.
gaw gulp I sure hope I'm not number two Ricki LMAO!!!
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Submitted by Thornhill on Fri, 07/10/2009 - 3:11pm.
Adolf Hitler was a great architect. Unfortunately the same guy wiped out 6 million Jews. Why is he remembered for genocide...
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get your facts straight if you're going to say dumb shit- hitler was a failed ARTIST, his 'artwork' was critiqued badly by teachers. if you've seen any of his stuff you'd see exactly why he got bad reviews, it was decent, but mediocre and without passion. he loved architecture but he was not an architect, nor great.
as for making the stupid comparison between him and mj... one was a man that had millions of humans, jews, homosexuals, gypsies, blacks, etc systematically MURDERED. mj was accused of something he was acquitted for twice. there is no comparison between the two. i'm sick of people saying stupid shit thinking they're making some great revelatory comment.
Peace, ricki:) I'm just messin' around:)
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I have no problem with her speaking. But after she started talking about her dad, she started crying and then the sisters pushed the mic to her face like, "more, more." That's what I found distasteful. She broke down in tears and they are shoving a mic in her face.
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WOW, amazing how millions watched this and came away with different views of what happened.
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You polled millions of people?
I think she was darling. I think it's great she spoke. I just disliked how the Jackson sisters shoved the mic in her face when she was fucking crying.
Joe's heading the memorial in Gary today. You'd think he could help a dying town.
No, I mean...it's just to dumb to say I hate women because I argue with 2 here. Or that I argue with anyone who disagrees with me, since MOST people disagree with me and I don't really care. Like, the bandwagon mentality here is bad enough without people hopping on merely because it's their dumb online friend being attacked for being a huge bitch themselves. Not everything's so black and white, you know? Anyway, I AM NOT TRYING TO START ANOTHER FIGHT RIGHT NOW lol. Just sayin'.
Submitted by angel_i on Fri, 07/10/2009 - 6:26pm.
good lord are you stirring the shit again? how do you do it?
*chortle*
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And there known to be a rabbit some are jack's and some are hair's, and some are known as thumber as in that movie from walt Disney bambi. - Sheri Allred
Joe is an evil, awful excuse for a human being. He is relentless in his exploiting...I hope to God someone shuts his stupid ass down. I know abuse...can someone just give him a hot shot of demerol...like now!
Submitted by ricki lake on Fri, 07/10/2009 - 6:23pm.
Haha, not really angel. I said something disagreeing with Stoney and she called me a dumb fuck-up loser or whatever. She started it. Or can you not read, either?
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That's pretty funny, ricki. LOL!
But yeah - I can read, but sometimes I don't. I will admit to posting that based on very general information. SoR-RaY!
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Haha, not really angel. I said something disagreeing with Stoney and she called me a dumb fuck-up loser or whatever. She started it. Or can you not read, either?
Submitted by JMP on Fri, 07/10/2009 - 3:13pm.
And for the record....
*pointing to the hill people at the Bug Cuddle*
most gay men don't routinely lick the brown eye. Finger maybe, but that’s just like your husbands do to all of you...
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And by "uppity bitches" he means they don't agree with his opinions.
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Wow, I come back hours later and suddenly it's all "ricki hates women!!!" Not so much, just dumb ones. Like the select few that I get into arguments with here. You know, because they're constantly being uppity bitches to everyone.
And PS Bitchette - no, I do not call heterosexuals (men or women) "breeders." Ever. I think it is dumb and annoying. Must've been some other homo. Glad we're all so interchangeable in your eyes. Way to come up with an "argument."
Debbie Rowe is looking like the best spossible guardian for these children. Joe wouldn't do anaything but exploit those children, but since Katherine is the legal guardian wouldn't she have say if he tried to pimp them out?
The oldest son must have Michael's strong will and Joe knows if he tries that shit he did with Michael, he'd lose custody in a heartbeat.
I'm surprised he doesn't have a reality show deal.
Submitted by sushi on Fri, 07/10/2009 - 6:05pm.
I believe Paris asked to speak. You can see in the video she asks Janet a question and Janet looks like she asks back "are you sure?" I don't believe at all that the little girl was forced to speak.
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I have no problem with her speaking. But after she started talking about her dad, she started crying and then the sisters pushed the mic to her face like, "more, more." That's what I found distasteful. She broke down in tears and they are shoving a mic in her face.
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WOW, amazing how millions watched this and came away with different views of what happened.
1,000pts. Bonus for the Jafar reference :D
I believe Paris asked to speak. You can see in the video she asks Janet a question and Janet looks like she asks back "are you sure?" I don't believe at all that the little girl was forced to speak.
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I have no problem with her speaking. But after she started talking about her dad, she started crying and then the sisters pushed the mic to her face like, "more, more." That's what I found distasteful. She broke down in tears and they are shoving a mic in her face.
I believe Paris asked to speak. You can see in the video she asks Janet a question and Janet looks like she asks back "are you sure?" I don't believe at all that the little girl was forced to speak.
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I have no problem with her speaking. But after she started talking about her dad, she started crying and then the sisters pushed the mic to her face like, "more, more." That's what I found distasteful. She broke down in tears and they are shoving a mic in her face.
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Wow. Colour me unsurprised.
@ Sushi
I believe Paris asked to speak. You can see in the video she asks Janet a question and Janet looks like she asks back "are you sure?" I don't believe at all that the little girl was forced to speak.
"Submitted by Stoney on Fri, 07/10/2009 - 1:54pm.
HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAH!!!!
Right, coming from the ultimate attention whore. Every single time you appear on this site you get into a fight with someone. Go play with kids your own age, queen."
stony, did actually accuse someone of picking fights everytime they are on this site?
the only difference between you and ricki is the penis. neither of you can make a man happy, so you come here and bully people to make yourself feel better.
Queen, MJ insisted on an organic diet. No fried foods, no fats. Extreme but considering his family history I don't blame him. He had private tutors-better than any public school could provide and hoe will not send them to private schools.
No-one is better at pimpin out kids than Joe Jackson, no-one. Could have waited till MJ's body was cold though...
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Do leave it out, knock it on the head, have a word and wind yer neck in you minty bastard...
Wonder if he smiled like that while he beat the shit out of his children? MONSTER
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I thought the wheels were in motion when the Jackson sisters were shoving the microphone down Paris' throat when she was breaking down in tears. I thought that was pretty fucking distasteful.
I hope Debbie Rowe gets custody of all three.
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,531508,00.html?test=faces
Joe with Jermaine are fighting with Katherine over where to bury MJ's body.
Read the article, Joe is SICK SICK SICK!
Joe has now made two very telling comments about the past lives of PM, P and B....let them go to school now and feed them now. I always thought that they looked scary-thin and I knew that they probably didn't attend a traditional educational setting and we all know about Joe's past, but I'm just saying that I noticed during the memorial service that PM had significantly trimmed his locks, so methinks that the long hair was not his idea.
I hope he doesnt get those kids. He is only in it for the money and he treated his own kids terribly.
Does Diana Ross have any say in all this? This man from what I can tell is extremely abusive and used to beat Michael with a leather belt as a kid. I hate him for that. I can't help picturing Michael being beaten by this man as a kid. How could you? You are a monster, Sir.
Submitted by kittycatastrophe on Fri, 07/10/2009 - 4:15pm
And hear I was thinking he would at least wait a week before trying to profit. You can just picture him standing in the morgue entertaining offers while identifying the body and snapping pictures with his cellphone camera.
He held back out of respect for his dead son, and why he only pimped his record company on the BET red carpet.
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Stoney - same here!
The pimp hand is strong with this one. Joe already did such a wonderful job fucking up all his kids now its time for a new reality show:
'Pimp my Child: The Next Generation' where Joe can show every stage mother how it's truly done.
It's really too bad, you know MJ had to be hoping for the chance to take a number two on Joe's grave. Some wishes just weren't meant to come true I guess.
I want to know more about the dead baby! Link please!!
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
Someone really needs to make an avie of joe drinking from the potty.
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zomay: I don't understand it either.
How do you will your children to a woman that let your father do what he did to his all his progeny?
It boggles my mind!
I still can't get over the toilet poop moustache.
Stoopid. Michael's will grants custody to a woman, who regardless if she does not live with him, is still married to this whack job. Tell me how that is an educated or wise decision?
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And hear I was thinking he would at least wait a week before trying to profit. You can just picture him standing in the morgue entertaining offers while identifying the body and snapping pictures with his cellphone camera.
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Ooops that was supposed to be in the open post, but I guess it goes along with bottled diarrhea, lol.
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
I am eating the best strawberry ice cream of my LIFE right now! NOM NOM NOM!!!!
Yummy pink strawberry flavored frozen cow puss!!
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
Now I know!
Joe was one of the two girls who were munching from THE cup!
That explains it all!!!!!
TVNewser has learned ABC News paid upwards of $200,000 for rights to video featuring Joe and Katherine Jackson - and with it, the interview with Joe Jackson. A source close to the situation tells us the video was shot more than a year ago, "for some kind of reality show project." ABC licensed that footage from the production company and then approached Joe Jackson about getting a current interview "to address everything that's happened in the last couple of weeks," says the source.
http://www.mediabistro.com/tvnewser/abc/abc_news_pays_200000_for_jackson...
Submitted by Stoney on Fri, 07/10/2009 - 4:04pm.
Got liquid shit?
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LOL!
Got diarrhea stache?
Bottled diarreah. *gagging**laughing*