There Goes Joe Jackson's Pimp Hand
A little while ago, I made a dumb joke about how Joe Jackson was going to turn Prince Michael, Paris and Blanket into The Jackson 3. Well, don't be surprised if you see them flaunting their jazz hands and pirouettes for dollars at the 3rd Street Promenade, because Joe might have plans for them!
In an interview with Good Morning America (via UsWeekly), Joe said, "I keep watching Paris, She wants to do something." As for Blanket, Joe said the boy has got the moves, "That's what they're saying. He can really dance."
Joe didn't mention Prince Michael's talents, so I guess this means that he's the LaToya?. Don't worry, Prince Michael, the LaToya in the family has the most fun.
Katherine Jackson currently has custody of the kids, but Joe somehow thinks that he does too! When asked who could get permanent custody, he said, "The grandmother, Katherine, and I. There's no one else to do what we can do for them. We should keep them all together and make them happy. And feed them like they're supposed to be fed. And let them get rest ... and grow up to be strong Jacksons."
What he really meant by "strong Jacksons" is "overflowing ATMs."
As far as I know, Katherine and Joe didn't shit under the same roof, so what is this "we" mess? Jafar Jackson needs to know that it's not normal when he looks at his grandkiddies and sees dancing sparkly dollar signs all around them.
Joe, do you see that purdy thumb of yours? Do us all a favor and stick it in your ass as deep as you can, wiggle it around, pull it out and then stick it in your mouth. Keep it there.
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Stoney: bwahahahahha!! Thank heavens!
Toonces: yes, very much love. VERY MUCH hates itself.
DD: I'm good, babe - you? And yes, it is Kiwi!!
He would just squish it all over and then clean up along the lines; Satan Jackson does the same thing. Take a good look at his stache - that be shoe polish!!
Got liquid shit?
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
Submitted by Mother Superior on Fri, 07/10/2009 - 4:01pm.
Joe looks like someone of a Got Milk ad, just that I assume he drank from the toilet again......
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*dies*
*twirls blonde hair*
Yeah, I get it!
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
Submitted by MizRo on Fri, 07/10/2009 - 3:59pm.
Stoney: ignore ricki.
ricki is much like you and me, but different, if you get me.
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Then he hates himself.
Joe looks like someone of a Got Milk ad, just that I assume he drank from the toilet again......
Submitted by MizRo on Fri, 07/10/2009 - 3:56pm.
Swear to god, it is shoe polish.
When I was a litlle girl, there was this man on my block who used brown shoe polish (with the sponge on the end) to get this lovely shade of feces.
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OMGLOL!
The color is gross. I think it's the one called "Cordova" in the Kiwi brand. The only reason I know is cuz I had to go get some BLACK for my worn out black bucket coach b4 going to see the fams last weekend.
How are ya, Mizro?!
Stoney: ignore ricki.
ricki is much like you and me, but different, if you get me.
Swear to god, it is shoe polish.
When I was a litlle girl, there was this man on my block who used brown shoe polish (with the sponge on the end) to get this lovely shade of feces.
I'm confrused.
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
Holy cow, I just noticed this....Is his mustache TATTOOED??
Do they make Sharpie in dark brown? Ugh. What a mess.
ricki lake? Hahahahahhaha!!!!!! *gasping*
Stoney, please tell me you know better girl!
ricki hates the womens!
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
Joe is giving all of these shows a free trial taste of the drama filler he can provide. He'll be charging for interviews starting next Monday. Mike may have cut him out of the will be he didn't cut him out of profiting off of his name and the grandkids. Joe stating that he has only heard the one kid can dance tells me that he has never been around those kids or he would have seen it for himself. You just know he's auditioned all of those grandkids to see who the next moneymaker might be.
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I am not a pussy.
Sorry! WHO hates women? We must put an end to misogyny.
So true, toonces! He so hates women.
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
No Words: me too... and he uses shoe-polish to get that lovely shit-brown hair/brow/mustache color.
Submitted by Stoney on Fri, 07/10/2009 - 3:23pm.
Ok, for the record, when I jokingly said bend over and lick your butthole, I was NOT trying to make a gay joke. I do not associate butthole licking with gay people. Tuckus lingus is something gross people do, lol...gay or straight. I just wanted to clear that up because obviously some people in here thought I was making a gay joke, and that was not my intention.
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Don't sweat it, the man attacks women at every turn for being women. He calls them them breeders, mom squad, cunts, etc. For a gay man, he seems to have a fixation with female reproductive organs. He's a hypocritical crybaby if I ever saw one.
Submitted by MizRo on Fri, 07/10/2009 - 3:32pm.
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*Muah* right back to you, Miz!
Whatever we think of MJ, we can recognize pure evil when we see it. His face even looks demonic to me.
No Words: hi, honey, good to see you. *muah*
Yes it was "Laurel".
"Laurel" who never has an avie but loves to ride my wave...
I don't come here to argue with anyone: I WAS mild I told her to step off.
And it wasn't that I was spitting ON him, it was that I was spitting due to my knowledge of his evil.
This beast should not be allowed anywhere near those children. And why is he always grinning and and giving the thumbs up? Didn't his son just pass? I detest Joe Jackson.
Submitted by JMP on Fri, 07/10/2009 - 3:13pm.
And for the record....
*pointing to the hill people at the Bug Cuddle*
most gay men don't routinely lick the brown eye. Finger maybe, but that’s just like your husbands do to all of you.
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Because you're in every one of our bedrooms, right? Give me a break!
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Moo!
LOL yeah, I'm a gross people bigot.
=)
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
bmitted by Stoney on Fri, 07/10/2009 - 3:23pm.
Ok, for the record, when I jokingly said bend over and lick your butthole, I was NOT trying to make a gay joke. I do not associate butthole licking with gay people. Tuckus lingus is something gross people do, lol...gay or straight.
Gross people h8r!
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"So? I'm intellectual and stuff."
"You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue, and stuff."
Submitted by MizRo on Fri, 07/10/2009 - 3:22pm.
Deb: exactly. *hug*
whatever: hello! A monster he is.
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MizRo...I remember the day after MJ died, you said something to the effect of spitting on Joe Jackson. Someone (I don't recall who) took some sort of umbrage with that, and I thought (at the time) you were being mild.
You notice you never see Joe Jackson and Satan in the same place at the same time. Hmmmmmmm?
Submitted by Thornhill on Fri, 07/10/2009 - 3:11pm.
Adolf Hitler was a great architect. Unfortunately the same guy wiped out 6 million Jews. Why is he remembered for genocide...
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Hitler a great architect???? hahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa. I wonder what the German architects and designers who actually designed and came up with the work have to say?
“Hitler's government sponsored architecture on an immense scale”
Please don’t give credit where it is not due
LOL @ Thorny!
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"So? I'm intellectual and stuff."
"You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue, and stuff."
Ok, for the record, when I jokingly said bend over and lick your butthole, I was NOT trying to make a gay joke. I do not associate butthole licking with gay people. Tuckus lingus is something gross people do, lol...gay or straight. I just wanted to clear that up because obviously some people in here thought I was making a gay joke, and that was not my intention.
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
Deb: exactly. *hug*
whatever: hello! A monster he is.
He is a monster.
Submitted by bitchette on Fri, 07/10/2009 - 3:07pm.
WHAT????? You don't think TG is this generation's answer to Laurence Olivier?????? ;-P
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"So? I'm intellectual and stuff."
"You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue, and stuff."
And for the record....
*pointing to the hill people at the Bug Cuddle*
most gay men don't routinely lick the brown eye. Finger maybe, but that’s just like your husbands do to all of you.
That association with butt licking is mostly reserved to gay porn so you really should stop watching it.
Adolf Hitler was a great architect. Unfortunately the same guy wiped out 6 million Jews. Why is he remembered for genocide...
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Do leave it out, knock it on the head, have a word and wind yer neck in you minty bastard...
Submitted by MizRo on Fri, 07/10/2009 - 2:38pm.
I can definitely separate the MJ of music and dance, from MJ the man.
Though I may not agree with his lifestyle, his talent and contributions to music and dance are undeniable.
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ITA, Miz. Great art is often produced by the mentally ill/narcissistic/assholes. Their art may be the ONLY good thing left behind.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Submitted by justaguest on Fri, 07/10/2009 - 3:02pm.
All Debbie Rowe has to do is play this tape in court. I wouldn't doubt for a nano-second this sleaze-ball wouldn't be back living with Katherine and trying to cash in on these kids. All he's seeing are dollar signs, Debbie Rowe might like to "administer" their trust but I don't see her putting these kids on the road as some vaudville act like Poppa Joe.
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True but would you want a woman like that as your mother who is on record saying she never wanted children and only acted as an incubator?
Drama- with TG, i meant mostly that sometimes i could at least stomach him and like him in a movie roll, without having to hate him for his personal life. i don't really think he's done anything all that GREAT. :)
but the rest i think, were true geniuses.
eta- apparently i'm brit brit today.. ROLE.
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'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'
@HottieBoomBottie
They are legally married but do not live together. Joe lives in Las Vegas and Katherine in L.A. They haven't lived together in 30 years or so.
Thanks, Missy! You know I'm a fan! ♥♥
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"So? I'm intellectual and stuff."
"You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue, and stuff."
All Debbie Rowe has to do is play this tape in court. I wouldn't doubt for a nano-second this sleaze-ball wouldn't be back living with Katherine and trying to cash in on these kids. All he's seeing are dollar signs, Debbie Rowe might like to "administer" their trust but I don't see her putting these kids on the road as some vaudville act like Poppa Joe.
ppst, hey drama, you rock♥♥
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Bitchette: I can in some cases. Not so much in others. Maybe it does come down to one's personal opinion of greatness. IMHO, TG has done nothing "great" enough for me to want to help him along the ladder he wants to ascend. There are others, however, (Morgan Freeman, I'm looking at you) for whom my lofty ideals weaken.
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"So? I'm intellectual and stuff."
"You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue, and stuff."
Bitch has a chola mustache.
missy/Lovers:
Thanks! You saved me from Googling. I'm lazy. :P
Submitted by rareflower on Fri, 07/10/2009 - 2:48pm.
But those we are referring to are not about “being good enough at their jobs”
I have to disagree with that, too. I think I understand what you're saying, & maybe we're kind of saying the same thing.
Whether or not they considered it a job, their art was their job, & if they hadn't been good enough, it wouldn't have endured. Whether it's an amazing novel, song or curing cancer. It's about greatness. & achieving greatness takes work. Whether the "great ones" in question wanted all that comes with greatness (the fame, living under a microscope, loss of all privacy) is another question & may be why they choose to give in to their demons.
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"So? I'm intellectual and stuff."
"You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue, and stuff."
while i may not like or agree with an artists personal life or beliefs, i find i do separate the art from the artist (even sometimes in tom cruises case:P)
all of the artists missy mentioned, MJ, Tupac, van gogh, gelsey kirkland...
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'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'
I looove Stoney. I wish she could hold me right now!
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*you've been far awaaaay. When I see your face my hearts burst into fire*
*Dont think too much just bust that thick*
I guess I can see where someone could get to the point where he gets SO desperate for sleep that he's willing to try anything. Insomnia can literally drive you crazy.
My sister once did an experiment for a paper for school in which she tried to NOT SLEEP for as long as possible. I think toward the end, she was hallucinating and shit.
Maybe MJ thought that if he could get some damn sleep, he would actually be a better father for his kids. Again, idk.
Submitted by OXA on Fri, 07/10/2009 - 1:51pm.
Latoilet, Janet and Katherine were seen taking stuff out of the rented mansion a few days after MJ Died. It was repoerted that Katherine took a flat screen tv. Latoilet and Janet took out bags of stuff. I hope some bags were drugs and they use em to take out Joe.
....obviously it was the kids stuff and not anything of Michael's...
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Submitted by dramaqueen365247 on Fri, 07/10/2009 - 2:32pm.
Submitted by rareflower on Fri, 07/10/2009 - 2:25pm.
So is it simply a question of whether you're good enough at your job? I used to do theatre. I know a lot of artsy people. A lot of them are fucked up. One of them was recently banned from a professional theatre here for pulling a gun on someone who broke up with her. She still gets work. I don't get that. She is talented (not enough for people to put up with the crazy, IMHO, but obviously others disagree with me). So that makes all her antics (the gun was only one of many) okay? Or okay to be overlooked because she can play the part? Doesn't work in my world, which is probably why I'm not doing it anymore. I saw a lot of fucked up shit. I could have gone down many paths, & I'm glad I chose the one I did.
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But those we are referring to are not about “being good enough at their jobs” However, did anyone actually bother to call the police and report what she did?
Not making excuses for criminal behaviour. The interesting point I am trying to make is that, there are those who are talented who have delivered ground breaking works in their particular industry. If we looked below the surface of not just those in the entertainment industry, but also those in the Science and medical world, would we ignore the discoveries and great leaps in science and technology that we have today because of their personal lives?
There are things we live with today, but take for granted, should they be removed and banned because of person behind it? So for me, it is not only about Michael Jackson, or an actress in a theatre, it’s about so many others.
Just my thoughts which make me wonder if others agree or disagree. Which is why I ask? Alice in wonderland is held up as great work, but little is said about the author’s own history with little girls.
@HottieBoomBottie
They are legally married but do not live together. Joe lives in Las Vegas and Katherine in L.A. They haven't lived together in 30 years or so.