There Goes Joe Jackson's Pimp Hand
A little while ago, I made a dumb joke about how Joe Jackson was going to turn Prince Michael, Paris and Blanket into The Jackson 3. Well, don't be surprised if you see them flaunting their jazz hands and pirouettes for dollars at the 3rd Street Promenade, because Joe might have plans for them!
In an interview with Good Morning America (via UsWeekly), Joe said, "I keep watching Paris, She wants to do something." As for Blanket, Joe said the boy has got the moves, "That's what they're saying. He can really dance."
Joe didn't mention Prince Michael's talents, so I guess this means that he's the LaToya?. Don't worry, Prince Michael, the LaToya in the family has the most fun.
Katherine Jackson currently has custody of the kids, but Joe somehow thinks that he does too! When asked who could get permanent custody, he said, "The grandmother, Katherine, and I. There's no one else to do what we can do for them. We should keep them all together and make them happy. And feed them like they're supposed to be fed. And let them get rest ... and grow up to be strong Jacksons."
What he really meant by "strong Jacksons" is "overflowing ATMs."
As far as I know, Katherine and Joe didn't shit under the same roof, so what is this "we" mess? Jafar Jackson needs to know that it's not normal when he looks at his grandkiddies and sees dancing sparkly dollar signs all around them.
Joe, do you see that purdy thumb of yours? Do us all a favor and stick it in your ass as deep as you can, wiggle it around, pull it out and then stick it in your mouth. Keep it there.
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Submitted by M.E. on Fri, 07/10/2009 - 1:43pm.
10 a night??? How the hell do you funtion?!?! Isn't Xanax a highly addictive anti anxiety medication?
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yes, it is. like other addictive drugs you develop a tolerance to it when you keep taking it.
10 isnt really that much for someone with a tolerance, 30-40 sounds like a fucking LOT though, even for someone with a tolerance.
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These kids will all grow up knowing they were created in the lab to be exploited from Day 1. By whom and who next doesn't matter. If CPS had a brain in it's head they'd be declared orphans and shipped with their money to a Switzerland private school.
Missy - I heard that he left the Beatles catelog to Paul McCartney.
But that could have been a rumor.
Submitted by ILovePapaSmurf on Fri, 07/10/2009 - 1:37pm.
Katherine has always been the backbone in Michael's life and has been there by his side through thick and thin - unlike his dad. They had a bond that was very strong, but who are we to judge. We're looking in from the outside.
Now no one is dismissing the charges that were against them. Nothing was proven that gives the case that the two individuals who made claims against Jackson were true. It's basically a he said/she said game. I think the reason why his "charges" aren't in the spotlight at the moment is because his music was a large factor in society and entertainment. It's a shame that went on in his personal life overshadows the many accomplishments he made to music.
Sorry, I have to disagree. I still maintain that had Katherine been there for him thru thick & thin, he would not have been so traumatized.
While I realize that the charges were never founded, I take the opposite stance as well. I think it's a shame that someone who had so much to offer the world of music conducted his personal life in such a disgusting manner. (If the allegations were true.) & (again, if true) I think they SHOULD overshadow the other stuff. Isn't that one of the reasons so many have problems with celebrities getting away with things us mere mortals wouldn't? Because, regardless of who you are, if you live in this world, you should be held to the same standard as everyone else?
I'm really not trying to be a bitch -- I'm trying to discuss this objectively.
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"So? I'm intellectual and stuff."
"You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue, and stuff."
Yes, because dlisted was designed to be the be all and end all of intellectual commentary. *rolls eyes* If you're so fucking smart and want a book report on Confucious, why don't you go post on the Huffington Post site or some shit and let the immature butthole lickers have some fucking peace?
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10 a night??? How the hell do you funtion?!?! Isn't Xanax a highly addictive anti anxiety medication?
Submitted by missy on Fri, 07/10/2009 - 1:39pm.
I think MJ shared the rights to the Beatles catalog with Sony.
http://www.examiner.com/x-2082-Beatles-Examiner~y2009m6d25-With-Michael-...
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
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If as they claim, he took all these drugs for the length of time mentioned, then he must have had a strong Liver!!
drama - exactly. I thnk his "handlers" or "people" were the ones that did most of the supervising of the kids.
Submitted by ricki lake on Fri, 07/10/2009 - 1:39pm.
Your words are like an angel's song.
Submitted by M.E. on Fri, 07/10/2009 - 1:34pm.
Hey M.E.! I saw that too. I think he was on all those xanax before he detoxed. When he died, he was taking 10 a night, (down from 30-40).
Dude was truly out of it for years. While I have no doubt he loved his kids, how great a father could he have been that wacked?
http://www.cnn.com/2009/SHOWBIZ/Music/07/10/jackson.thursday/index.html
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
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TEAM JANET
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"When you see crazy coming....cross the street." John Salley
"I just begun too" Teresa Giudice
"Wudnt nuthin strage bout yo daddy!" Al Sharpton
I love how Stoney's little "jokes" are always really lame Internet memes, stupid frat-boy bumper sticker dreck or asinine little e-mail forwards even my parents wouldn't find entertaining enough to pass on. I'd be much more impressed if you could actually tell us something about Confucius you didn't copy and paste from Wikipedia. But keep talking about "licking buttholes." We know it's not the first time you have nothing of importance to say.
I'm sorry, but there's no way Michael could have been raising those kids properly if he was shooting up demerol, taking 40 xanax a day, and had to have anesthesia just to fall asleep. I read somewhere he didn't even wake up for the day until 4 in the afternoon. Yeah, that sounds like a really great dad to me...
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ooh ooh, I have another question:
didnt MJ own the rights to all of the Beatles music? whats gonna happen there?
as a childless barron-wombed bitch, Im just as concerned about the future of that music than I am about comforter, throw pillow and blanket. perhaps a bit more.
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HAHAHAHA...That is true, but I heard Janet dumped his ass a couple weeks ago. She was pissed about the way her career has gone.
Akin to Satan
I'll burn that bridge when I come to it....
I know that everyone's backgrounds are different. My large family is extremely close. I am with Stoney. My nephews and nieces are grown, but I would have taken any of them in if something had happened. I wouldn't feel that I had to, I would Want to. I guess I am fortunate that I have a great family. If I was related to people like Wino, Speidi, Simpsons, etc. I would probably feel different.
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Submitted by JMP on Fri, 07/10/2009 - 1:32pm.
horrible person?
"So you have to take responsibility for a siblings actions just cause you're related?"
"YES you fucking retard."
mmm I don't see nothing wrong with that statement.
EH is a fucking retard.(no ofense to Fuckin gReatrds, who I'm sure they have SOME functioning braincells)
He Dicho! caso cerrado!!
the problem here is polarization.if one group agrees with each other they don't want anybody else's opinion because they don't agree, therefore they must be a fucking retard.
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Yeah, Janet has a little bit of extra junk in the trunk, but she seems sweet so I don't make fun of her. I just think Janet is the best person to take them because she is estimated to be worth $150 million so she wouldn't be after their money and the way Paris and Blanket were hanging on her at the memorial showed they feel safe with her. I also read that she was "horrified" with her father with the way he acted at the BET awards.
"Submitted by NoAnjl on Fri, 07/10/2009 - 1:27pm.
Back on topic: I'm still extremely disturbed that there's so much sweeping everything under the rug. People are dismissing the allegations against MJ because he died. MJ "forgot" his mother let his father terrorize him & named her custodian of his kids. In the long run, it is the kids who suffer, & that's a real shame. I'm sure they wouldn't have picked the Jackson clan to be born into had they had a choice."
The kids hardly talk to Joe Jackson from my understanding and he and his wife live in separate houses. Katherine has always been the backbone in Michael's life and has been there by his side through thick and thin - unlike his dad. They had a bond that was very strong, but who are we to judge. We're looking in from the outside.
Now no one is dismissing the charges that were against them. Nothing was proven that gives the case that the two individuals who made claims against Jackson were true. It's basically a he said/she said game. I think the reason why his "charges" aren't in the spotlight at the moment is because his music was a large factor in society and entertainment. It's a shame that went on in his personal life overshadows the many accomplishments he made to music.
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Morbidosity but at least they'd have their very own little troll to play with
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Submitted by M.E. on Fri, 07/10/2009 - 1:34pm.
How lucid was he to take care of the kids?
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"So? I'm intellectual and stuff."
"You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue, and stuff."
40 xanax a day? They cannot be possible. I take one and pass out. DAYUM!
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
EH is retarded. Just give it a few, she'll prove it.
peace anjil!
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Submitted by missy on Fri, 07/10/2009 - 1:27pm.
Hey missy! I can't imagine being those kids at this point. "My dad, who wasn't really my dad is dead. My real mom was paid off to stay out of my life", (the 2 oldest), or "I have no idea who my real parents are, but would somebody cut my hair? I'm tired of being mistaken for a girl!", (Blanket).
I read that MJ didn't bother to adopt them legally.
I hope they end up with Janet after Katherine passes. In the meantime, I hope that MJ had at least one decent lawyer friend who will look after the kids' interests, and keep the evil grandpa away from them and their inheritances.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
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CONFUCIOUS SAY: BEND OVER LICK BUTTHOLE!
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
Ok, I heard on the news today that MJ was taking 30-40 Xanax a day. How the FUCK is that possible? I mean really, wouldn't he have been a fucking vegetable? How did he function taking that much, plus demerol? And, if he was taking so many drugs, how lucid was he when he wrote the will, leaving the kids to his mother?
Submitted by JMP on Fri, 07/10/2009 - 1:32pm.
but Event Horizon IS retarded.
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Submitted by M.E. on Fri, 07/10/2009 - 12:55pm.
Submitted by I need more cowbell on Fri, 07/10/2009 - 12:51pm.
If being a black woman in the 60's was so hard the ho should have kept her legs closed and not given birth to 9 victims. In an interview in the late 70's Marlon hinted that Joe killed Brandon and did his best to kill the remaining 8. No one will ever touch my babies and live to tell about it. She was an accomplice and color has nothing to do with it.
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Wait, wait, WAIT! Who was Brandon.
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I think that was Marlon's twin that died.
Quiet everybody! Listen to Stoney. She has all the answers, by dint of her existence. What's good for her is good for everybody. Now what's so self-righteous about that?!
LOL
Bye noanjl! Have a great weekend! Love you!
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Submitted by NoAnjl on Fri, 07/10/2009 - 1:27pm.
Submitted by dramaqueen365247 on Fri, 07/10/2009 - 1:21pm.
So because Stoney likes to speak her mind she's a horrible person?
Yea, that's the problem. She's the ONLY ONE allowed to speak her mind. Everyone else is stupid, retarded, a whore, etc. Her way or no way. Boo Fuckin Hoooooo.
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You mean like this gem......
"So you have to take responsibility for a siblings actions just cause you're related?"
"YES you fucking retard."
"Submitted by ZiggyStardust on Fri, 07/10/2009 - 1:11pm.
ILovePaPaSmurf,
Is this Pigez in your avatar?
Is it from when he was beaten in the streets?"
It sure is, doll. It's a screen cap of him crying on his video rant. It makes me smile.
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Submitted by NoAnjl on Fri, 07/10/2009 - 1:27pm.
Sorry, but I have to disagree with you on that one. She & I have been at opposite sides of issues, & she's never called me any of those names.
Back on topic: I'm still extremely disturbed that there's so much sweeping everything under the rug. People are dismissing the allegations against MJ because he died. MJ "forgot" his mother let his father terrorize him & named her custodian of his kids. In the long run, it is the kids who suffer, & that's a real shame. I'm sure they wouldn't have picked the Jackson clan to be born into had they had a choice.
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"So? I'm intellectual and stuff."
"You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue, and stuff."
Submitted by Lovers Keep On ... on Fri, 07/10/2009 - 1:22pm.
Paging Janet Jackson...
Seriously, Janet needs to take the kids ASAP.
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That might not be a good idea either.. Have you seen the size of her? She looks hongry..she might try to eat them.
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"Submitted by will.i.am on Fri, 07/10/2009 - 12:16pm.
After the memorial I can really see Paris not being famous but continuing Michaels charity work and being a really well headstrong young woman"
Agreed.
You can sense she has a strong personality, even at 11. I *hope* she doesn't get swept up in the celebrity nonsense, but I can see her being really successful if she does.
I doubt good ol Joe here stuck only to the children when it came to abuse. He probably cowed that woman like it was nobody's business. I really do think she is the best choice to care for them...MJ adored those kids...he was so (overly)protective that he filtered the air in their rooms when they were infants! I don't think he would appoint a shitty guardian for them. Katherine will probably do everything in her power to keep Joe, the delusional creep, away from them.
No no no! Bristol Palin already has another on the way for the next fifteen years. She's too busy.
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
Not waiting for baby shit.
Have a great weekend. :)
Deb, yeah, those kids are probably very "different" they grew up in MJ's fantasy world. No formal schooling, no interaction with other children.
They are definetly in for a culture shock.
Submitted by ricki lake on Fri, 07/10/2009 - 1:19pm.
"Submitted by Stoney on Fri, 07/10/2009 - 1:07pm.
All I know is that if MY sister died, I would take care of her fucking kids because that is the right thing to do.
The end."
Well Stoney, I guess you're a goddamn martyr since you're all about family. What an angel. I imagine your sister probably isn't some junkie slut who abused you mercilessly when you were little and spent her adult life in and out of prison, only coming to you when she needed something and terrorizing your parents constantly with her wanton druggie bullshit. The fact that you can't see past your own personal family situation and extrapolate what's right for you to the rest of the goddamn world shows about how much you know about shit. You're so funny, because you genuinely don't seem to understand what an insipid, self-righteous bitch you are all the time. Hilarious.
HEY RICKY, TRY SOME PREPARATION H FOR YR HEMORRHOIDS INSTEAD OF LASHING OUT AT STONEY.
Submitted by Provolone on Fri, 07/10/2009 - 1:26pm.
I personally think Bristol Palin should raise these kids.
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hahaha AGREED!
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Submitted by dramaqueen365247 on Fri, 07/10/2009 - 1:21pm.
So because Stoney likes to speak her mind she's a horrible person?
Yea, that's the problem. She's the ONLY ONE allowed to speak her mind. Everyone else is stupid, retarded, a whore, etc. Her way or no way. Boo Fuckin Hoooooo.
waiting for stupid cunt rant....
Submitted by Deb on Fri, 07/10/2009 - 1:24pm.
Hey, NoAnjl! Nice to see you sticking around for a while!
Michael's kids are going to need all the help they can get. Despite Paris' tearjerker words at the memorial, being raised in MJ's crazy little world is bound to make them all a bit "different".
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hey deb!
I agree. Its sad that its not even clear to them who their actual parents are, or who they will be cared for by now.
:(
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Submitted by shut the smurf up on Fri, 07/10/2009 - 1:25pm.
I want Stoney to be the Mother of my imaginary children if I die. :)
Hell, I don't even need to die! Stoney, will you take The Child right now?
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"You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue, and stuff."
just 'cause two people don't agree with each other one is a bully? oh please.
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