There Goes Joe Jackson's Pimp Hand
A little while ago, I made a dumb joke about how Joe Jackson was going to turn Prince Michael, Paris and Blanket into The Jackson 3. Well, don't be surprised if you see them flaunting their jazz hands and pirouettes for dollars at the 3rd Street Promenade, because Joe might have plans for them!
In an interview with Good Morning America (via UsWeekly), Joe said, "I keep watching Paris, She wants to do something." As for Blanket, Joe said the boy has got the moves, "That's what they're saying. He can really dance."
Joe didn't mention Prince Michael's talents, so I guess this means that he's the LaToya?. Don't worry, Prince Michael, the LaToya in the family has the most fun.
Katherine Jackson currently has custody of the kids, but Joe somehow thinks that he does too! When asked who could get permanent custody, he said, "The grandmother, Katherine, and I. There's no one else to do what we can do for them. We should keep them all together and make them happy. And feed them like they're supposed to be fed. And let them get rest ... and grow up to be strong Jacksons."
What he really meant by "strong Jacksons" is "overflowing ATMs."
As far as I know, Katherine and Joe didn't shit under the same roof, so what is this "we" mess? Jafar Jackson needs to know that it's not normal when he looks at his grandkiddies and sees dancing sparkly dollar signs all around them.
Joe, do you see that purdy thumb of yours? Do us all a favor and stick it in your ass as deep as you can, wiggle it around, pull it out and then stick it in your mouth. Keep it there.
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Submitted by Plecostomus on Fri, 07/10/2009 - 1:22pm.
Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney.
LMAO!!
He Dicho! caso cerrado!!
Submitted by JMP on Fri, 07/10/2009 - 1:14pm.
Submitted by Stoney on Fri, 07/10/2009 - 1:07pm.
All I know is that if MY sister died, I would take care of her fucking kids because that is the right thing to do.
The end.
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I got news for you, she doesn't want you near them esp. with that mouth of yours.
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if i had kids, i would send them every summer to Stoney's Badmoufing Summer Camp.
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Oh wait.
*slaps chest and licks window*
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I want Stoney to be the Mother of my imaginary children if I die. :)
He Dicho! caso cerrado!!
Why would they let this man around children?!?! You know he's going to whore them out! That man is always looking for a buck.
I find it kinda funny that actual bullies are calling me a bully. Weeeeeee good times!
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TEAM STONEY!!!
gurl has always had my back and so she gets the same from me!
Hey, NoAnjl! Nice to see you sticking around for a while!
Michael's kids are going to need all the help they can get. Despite Paris' tearjerker words at the memorial, being raised in MJ's crazy little world is bound to make them all a bit "different".
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
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Submitted by Stoney on Fri, 07/10/2009 - 1:23pm.
Well, in that case, suck it, bitch!!!!! I better stop -- somebody may come take my child away.
I ♥ Stoney too.
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"You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue, and stuff."
Submitted by M.E. on Fri, 07/10/2009 - 1:17pm.
I see Stoney is the bait today! LOL
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Bullies usually are. Its their way of thinking only and no one can have a different opinion.
stop letting this fucker speak, arrgh
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Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney.
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Bottom-feeder.
ricki: "I imagine your sister probably isn't some junkie slut who abused you mercilessly when you were little and spent her adult life in and out of prison, only coming to you when she needed something and terrorizing your parents constantly with her wanton druggie bullshit."
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are we related?!?!
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Paging Janet Jackson...
Seriously, Janet needs to take the kids ASAP.
So because Stoney likes to speak her mind she's a horrible person? Because she feels strongly about things & can argue intelligently? Because she uses colorful language? Please. I don't know why this has turned into a Stoney bashing, & it's ridiculous. Leave Stoney ALOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONE!!!!!!!!!
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"So? I'm intellectual and stuff."
"You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue, and stuff."
Submitted by ricki lake on Fri, 07/10/2009 - 1:19pm.
What's even funnier is that YOU can't see past the mother to empathize with a orphaned child. Who's the bitch again?
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Submitted by JMP on Fri, 07/10/2009 - 1:14pm.
Submitted by Stoney on Fri, 07/10/2009 - 1:07pm.
All I know is that if MY sister died, I would take care of her fucking kids because that is the right thing to do.
The end.
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I got news for you, she doesn't want you near them esp. with that mouth of yours.
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LMAO!!
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OMG the ass kissing going on around here...LMAO
hey Debs!!!!
Submitted by JMP on Fri, 07/10/2009 - 1:14pm.
It was a hypothetical, but thanks for playing.
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"Submitted by Stoney on Fri, 07/10/2009 - 1:07pm.
All I know is that if MY sister died, I would take care of her fucking kids because that is the right thing to do.
The end."
Well Stoney, I guess you're a goddamn martyr since you're all about family. What an angel. I imagine your sister probably isn't some junkie slut who abused you mercilessly when you were little and spent her adult life in and out of prison, only coming to you when she needed something and terrorizing your parents constantly with her wanton druggie bullshit. The fact that you can't see past your own personal family situation and extrapolate what's right for you to the rest of the goddamn world shows about how much you know about shit. You're so funny, because you genuinely don't seem to understand what an insipid, self-righteous bitch you are all the time. Hilarious.
JMP on Fri, 07/10/2009 - 1:11pm.
I wish I was abused more as a child then maybe I could be worth the combined hundred's of millions that the Jackson kids are. They are all laughing all the way to the bank considering how horrible their abusive parents were to them.
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thats a fucking sick point of view.
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I see Stoney is the bait today! LOL
♥ Stoney.
Rabbi Shmuel had said in a recent interview that when he asked Michael if he could change the abuse that led to his fame would he do it, that MJ said no. He would never put his own kids through it but he thought it was worth it. Preventing his kids from abuse was his goal-I hope he didn't inadvertently put them in the same pit he crawled out of.
Submitted by M.E. on Fri, 07/10/2009 - 1:10pm.
Submitted by Event Horizon on Fri, 07/10/2009 - 1:04pm.
Submitted by snowpiece on Fri, 07/10/2009 - 12:59pm.
EH has such stellar friends!
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Well, she was a little bit more than a friend, but all I knew is that I wasnt prepared to take care of 4 kids...you better ask your damn mom or somethin, cuz' this bitch parties hard and does not have time to take care of 4 little ones!
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I wish I could reach through my monitor and punch you in the face.
What a stellar woman you are proud to defend. Her need to party is more important than taking care of her FOUR children? Maybe that bitch should have closed her legs or used fucking birth control.
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My point exactly. I use birth control I know how to close my leggs...I even told that bitch to close her leggs or get a depro shot at least, but she decided to keep having kids. I love em', but having kids means you have to give up your life and I DID NOT make a decision to do that, she did...and SHE needs to be responsible...not me!
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Submitted by Stoney on Fri, 07/10/2009 - 1:07pm.
All I know is that if MY sister died, I would take care of her fucking kids because that is the right thing to do.
The end.
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I got news for you, she doesn't want you near them esp. with that mouth of yours.
Thank you smurf and grainy!!!
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Submitted by Stoney on Fri, 07/10/2009 - 1:07pm.
100% with you! They are making it about the burden on them selves and not the wekfare of the children! I guess they didn't get hugged enough as kids!
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y JMP on Fri, 07/10/2009 - 1:11pm.
I wish I was abused more as a child then maybe I could be worth the combined hundred's of millions that the Jackson kids are. They are all laughing all the way to the bank considering how horrible their abusive parents were to them.
Karma is a bitch I hope you get what you wish for
Frankly my dear, I don't give a Damn!! "Rhett Butler"
nunya-as far as I am concerned if his son is willing to tell a reporter that his dad beat his mom until he killed one of the children she was carrying then I believe him until his father is prove innocent. He never denied it, mj brought it up in the martin bashear doc and she never denied it. If it was one of us accused of murdering a baby and we were innocent I think we would try and deny it.
Submitted by I need more cowbell on Fri, 07/10/2009 - 1:05pm.
I wish more people could understand than in USA there is a way out so many options even in 60's
and Please those of you in abusive relationships just leave I guarantee you that asshole wont look for you abusers are cowards, (well be careful if you are with a Hispanic guy they have history of killing their exes)(yes im Hispanic I know a lot about abuse)
Frankly my dear, I don't give a Damn!! "Rhett Butler"
Submitted by loozer on Fri, 07/10/2009 - 1:01pm.
Cheers, loozer!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
ILovePaPaSmurf,
Is this Pigez in your avatar?
Is it from when he was beaten in the streets?
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I hate you! I hate you! I hate you!- angel_i
I wish I was abused more as a child then maybe I could be worth the combined hundred's of millions that the Jackson kids are. They are all laughing all the way to the bank considering how horrible their abusive parents were to them.
and I just want to say that
I ♥ Stoney!
Submitted by Event Horizon on Fri, 07/10/2009 - 1:04pm.
Submitted by snowpiece on Fri, 07/10/2009 - 12:59pm.
EH has such stellar friends!
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Well, she was a little bit more than a friend, but all I knew is that I wasnt prepared to take care of 4 kids...you better ask your damn mom or somethin, cuz' this bitch parties hard and does not have time to take care of 4 little ones!
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I wish I could reach through my monitor and punch you in the face.
What a stellar woman you are proud to defend. Her need to party is more important than taking care of her FOUR children? Maybe that bitch should have closed her legs or used fucking birth control.
*pulling up my lawn chair, got some Crunch n' Munch to share*
First, you people let stoney alone, at least she has the balls to say what she thinks without having to be the fucking center of attention everytime like we all know who.
Keep ofending the World Stoney, at least you have the brain to do it.
second and on topic IF anybody really cares about those poor children(coughDebbiecough, she should come out and say, that MJ's is not the Biological fathe rand therefore the Jackson's have no Relationship with them.
anybody would be better than these evil fuckerrs.
He Dicho! caso cerrado!!
In every picture this monster is grinning from ear to ear.
Guess he's happy.
I'm with you people.
Wishing Jafar a slow and painful death but before that i want him to be poor again or whatever makes him suffer the most.
*Studies show that depression hits losers the hardest*
All I know is that if MY sister died, I would take care of her fucking kids because that is the right thing to do.
The end.
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Joe Jackson Invented Gulags and McGriddles HE IS EVILLLLLLL
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"Why would I love a couch?"- Joe Guidice
yepyepyep-Amen! I wish I had said it like that.
Oh, and before we get mired in Papa Joe's vileness :
JAFAR Jackson!!!
LMAO, MK, I almost missed THAT!
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Bottom-feeder.
I hope this fucker isn't allowed anywhere near those kids. They seem like great individuals by the way they carried themselves at the Jackson Memorial. And Paris' beautiful speech made me appreciate Michael Jackson more than I did before - HUGE fan of his music. (Yeah, I'm getting sappy on a Friday.)
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Submitted by snowpiece on Fri, 07/10/2009 - 12:59pm.
EH has such stellar friends!
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Well, she was a little bit more than a friend, but all I knew is that I wasnt prepared to take care of 4 kids...you better ask your damn mom or somethin, cuz' this bitch parties hard and does not have time to take care of 4 little ones!
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*you've been far awaaaay. When I see your face my hearts burst into fire*
*Dont think too much just bust that thick*
I need more cowbell: did you witness it?Is it hearsay? Do you have proof? I want to see a link. YOU NEED MORE PEOPLE!
Heck let me jump on the I hate Joe Jackson bandwagon. Joe Jackson was the one who seduced Eve and made her eat the apple in the garden of Eden.
The Gap or someone is using Jean Genie in their ads now
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You're welcome. It isn't that hard to find some of the old interviews online, just time consuming. I was a fan of the j5 and continued with mj.
Submitted by Master Blaster on Fri, 07/10/2009 - 12:44pm.
Not all Joe Jackson's are evil...
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Uh, whatever Stoney. Ok. I guess there aren't ANY vile pieces of shit in this world then, since it's simply inconceivable that someone might do something that's really not worth supporting or defending. Saying you need to support your siblings due to blood regardless of anything else is a pretty dumb fucking blanket statement, up there with "Every child is best of with its biological parents." Whatevs. You can call me names now, it's really kewl and makes you seem so mature yourself.