There Goes Joe Jackson's Pimp Hand
A little while ago, I made a dumb joke about how Joe Jackson was going to turn Prince Michael, Paris and Blanket into The Jackson 3. Well, don't be surprised if you see them flaunting their jazz hands and pirouettes for dollars at the 3rd Street Promenade, because Joe might have plans for them!
In an interview with Good Morning America (via UsWeekly), Joe said, "I keep watching Paris, She wants to do something." As for Blanket, Joe said the boy has got the moves, "That's what they're saying. He can really dance."
Joe didn't mention Prince Michael's talents, so I guess this means that he's the LaToya?. Don't worry, Prince Michael, the LaToya in the family has the most fun.
Katherine Jackson currently has custody of the kids, but Joe somehow thinks that he does too! When asked who could get permanent custody, he said, "The grandmother, Katherine, and I. There's no one else to do what we can do for them. We should keep them all together and make them happy. And feed them like they're supposed to be fed. And let them get rest ... and grow up to be strong Jacksons."
What he really meant by "strong Jacksons" is "overflowing ATMs."
As far as I know, Katherine and Joe didn't shit under the same roof, so what is this "we" mess? Jafar Jackson needs to know that it's not normal when he looks at his grandkiddies and sees dancing sparkly dollar signs all around them.
Joe, do you see that purdy thumb of yours? Do us all a favor and stick it in your ass as deep as you can, wiggle it around, pull it out and then stick it in your mouth. Keep it there.
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AlL I can say A mother that allows her husband to humiliate and beat her own kids has serious issues to begin with, I will not allow anyone to beat my dog, how about my child screaming and cryning for help, probably hidding when you get home in fear, and here MJ was vomiting and fainting when he knew his father was coming yes that is a nice mother and the whole "im black and poor" is BULLSHIT, she could had gone to a shelter Fuck the people that think she is nice F U
Frankly my dear, I don't give a Damn!! "Rhett Butler"
NoAnjl! XOXOXO
Heard Bowie's 'Golden Years' on the way to work.
Thought of Deb and her Bowie avie and you when he sang the 'angel' line. 2 Much Dlisted or is there such a thing?
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Thanks Cowbell. I don't know much about the Jackson family, just what I followed of Michael.
"Blood does not tie you to someone indefinitely, especially if they are an immature worthless fuck-up douche like most people are anyway".
Couldn't have said it better...thx ricki
I honestly don't understand how Stoney can function in the real world.
Whatever it is that posts under that moniker, it has to be from the same Branch of Life as a troll.
Just when you think that jizz-for-brains has made the most despicable comment that anybody could conceive, it outdoes itself a couple of days later.
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I hate you! I hate you! I hate you!- angel_i
sorry about the duplicates-not sure why that happened.
Submitted by ricki lake on Fri, 07/10/2009 - 12:56pm.
Yes, because children should have to suffer for their parent's shortcomings. *rolls eyes*
Sounds like YOU'RE the immature worthless fuck up douche.
But we all knew that.
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"When you see crazy coming....cross the street." John Salley
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"Wudnt nuthin strage bout yo daddy!" Al Sharpton
I would like to share a drink with this man, just to see it for myself. I can't belive people like him get to live while others suffer.
But who knows what life is waiting for him int his earth or after.
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Is this real life?
Ummm Brandon Jackson was stillborn. What the hell does Joe Jackson have to do with that? Reaching much?
From your friends at Wikipedia:
Early years
Born in Gary, Indiana to Joseph and Katherine Jackson, Marlon's identical twin brother Brandon was stillborn during emergency c-section surgery. They were several weeks premature
He beat Katherine and induced labor when she wouldn't give him the rent money to drink away.
He beat Katherine and induced labor when she wouldn't give him the rent money to drink away.
I think Michael Jackson came up with the moonwalk from looking at Jermaine's crater face and wanting to wipe his feet all over that fucking mug. Jermaine shoeved MJ's barely cold body out of the spotlight and jumped in to make the "announcement". Jermaine is as bad as Joe and looking at this to 1. promote himself 2. look like he cares 3. make money.
And I think Katheryn was abused as well....and probably at the time, didn't WANT to let that shit happen but as a former abused person...can understand the fear of stepping up. Even if it is for the children. It's something she has to live with now forever.
He beat Katherine and induced labor when she wouldn't give him the rent money to drink away.
m.e.-Marlon's twin.
Submitted by Stoney on Fri, 07/10/2009 - 12:53pm.
"So you have to take responsibility for a siblings actions just cause you're related?"
YES you fucking retard.
Stoney, I have never loved you more than I do right now!
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"So? I'm intellectual and stuff."
"You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue, and stuff."
Yeah who's Brandon and what's all this about murder??
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"Submitted by Stoney on Fri, 07/10/2009 - 12:53pm.
"So you have to take responsibility for a siblings actions just cause you're related?"
YES you fucking retard."
Um, fuck THAT. If your sibling is an adult, they make their own decisions. Blood does not tie you to someone indefinitely, especially if they are an immature worthless fuck-up douche like most people are anyway.
Submitted by Stoney on Fri, 07/10/2009 - 12:53pm.
"So you have to take responsibility for a siblings actions just cause you're related?"
YES you fucking retard.
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Well, im glad im an only child!
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No wonder MJ had issues...
Submitted by moomarse on Fri, 07/10/2009 - 12:50pm.
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HOLY SHIT! that CANNOT be good.....
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Right? And two in one lid... painful looking.
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Submitted by I need more cowbell on Fri, 07/10/2009 - 12:51pm.
YES! I would kill anyone who tried to harm my child, including my husband. & that's not because I want to, not because I think it's the right thing to do, but because it is a primal reaction. & for everyone who thinks MJ was such a stand-up daddy, wtf did he leave his kids w/ a woman who stood by & let Joe inflict the abuse MJ described?
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"So? I'm intellectual and stuff."
"You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue, and stuff."
Submitted by Stoney on Fri, 07/10/2009 - 12:53pm.
Sometimes I don't know why I even bother!
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Submitted by Stoney on Fri, 07/10/2009 - 12:53pm.
"So you have to take responsibility for a siblings actions just cause you're related?"
YES you fucking retard.
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Are we our brother's keeper, indeed.
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Bottom-feeder.
Submitted by I need more cowbell on Fri, 07/10/2009 - 12:51pm.
If being a black woman in the 60's was so hard the ho should have kept her legs closed and not given birth to 9 victims. In an interview in the late 70's Marlon hinted that Joe killed Brandon and did his best to kill the remaining 8. No one will ever touch my babies and live to tell about it. She was an accomplice and color has nothing to do with it.
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Wait, wait, WAIT! Who was Brandon.
Eh-Michael wanted to believe that she was good but too weak to protect him. We never want to face the fact that both of our parents are monsters-that is unbearable. He didn't flat out leave the kids to her alone, there are guardians and executors as well. Why he never grew enough to face the fact that she never loved him or any of the others, I will never know. I am in my 40's and just recently started seeing my father for what he is and I have been in therapy for 8 years. I was never as deep in denial as he was so perhaps his abuse and torture was far worse than mine (god help his soul if it was).
Submitted by Event Horizon on Fri, 07/10/2009 - 12:50pm.
Yep, I would do it for my sister. Maybe it's a matter of selfihness you have. Family steps up in an event of tradgedy and yah it may mean changing your lifestyle!
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"So you have to take responsibility for a siblings actions just cause you're related?"
YES you fucking retard.
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Submitted by I need more cowbell on Fri, 07/10/2009 - 12:51pm.
Amen.
He Dicho! caso cerrado!!
Hot Damn! That tree in front of Smokin' Joe Jacksons house has plenty o' branches to smack the shit out of the new MJ clan.
TEAM GET 'DEM KIDS ON American Idol ASAP!
@stoney dont listen to the H8rs FoxNews is virtuous & on the side of good.
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"Why would I love a couch?"- Joe Guidice
can anyone one think of anyone more evil(or on equal footing) than Joe?
i think Dina, possum-head and Joan come close.
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If being a black woman in the 60's was so hard the ho should have kept her legs closed and not given birth to 9 victims. In an interview in the late 70's Marlon hinted that Joe killed Brandon and did his best to kill the remaining 8. No one will ever touch my babies and live to tell about it. She was an accomplice and color has nothing to do with it.
Submitted by dramaqueen365247 on Fri, 07/10/2009 - 12:47pm.
as If ANYBODY in their right mind would give kids to this lunatic.
LOL
He Dicho! caso cerrado!!
Submitted by Morbidosity on Fri, 07/10/2009 - 12:38pm.
@ NoAnjl... this is the closest picture I can find to it, only the one I saw had two hoops in one lid.
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HOLY SHIT! that CANNOT be good.....
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Submitted by CRAZY on Fri, 07/10/2009 - 12:44pm.
Submitted by Event Horizon on Fri, 07/10/2009 - 12:42pm.
Ummm... Janet's their Aunt not just someone close to them and Katherine's old!
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So you have to take responsibility for a siblings actions just cause you're related? If it's something she wants to do, than more power to her, but if she dosent..then I dont think she's a bad person or wrong for feeling that way.
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Submitted by Sugaroo on Fri, 07/10/2009 - 12:46pm.
I am not only disgusted at Jermaine's behavior, but also for the fact that he named his son "Jermajesty".
What
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Are you fucking serious?
What pretentious assholes.
If the abuse was so horrible WHY did he leave his kids to such a horrible person?
"and then immediately marinate my hand in a bowl of Purell. Kids have cooties". MK
Submitted by StickaCockinWoo... on Fri, 07/10/2009 - 12:43pm.
Is that a tatto mustache and eyebrow?
LMAO, looks like he used eyebrow pencil for the stache!
y lelu on Fri, 07/10/2009 - 12:23pm.
Submitted by angel_i on Fri, 07/10/2009 - 12:13pm.
Poor Katherine. Can you imagine having to deal with that man? I hope she's tough enough. Maybe this battle is the one that will make the Jacksons pull together around her and get they heads on a little straighter.
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Poor Katherine? The woman let the man treat her kids like that for years on in and did nothing. She's just as responsible, if not more, for the way her children turned out. Not only that, but she knew the type of loser he was before she had her second kid with him. There is no excuse for having that many children with a known control freak and psycho. She'll get no props from me.
my father was abusive (hitting us until we bled for no reason) and I am angrier at my mother for allowing that to happen than my father, I cannot understand how someone can see her own children get beaten and not do something about it
Frankly my dear, I don't give a Damn!! "Rhett Butler"
Stoney - that is just SICK!
And pay for that fucking show, I mean funeral while you're at it too Jackson.
Stoney--Prince is actually a family name. Katherine's father was Prince Albert (LOL) Scruse.
Yeah, everyone blaming Katherine Jackson, try being a black woman with 9 children in the 1960s.
I saw a documentary on the DeBarge family. Their father verbally, physically and sexually abused them. When their mother was asked why she never left him? Her response was, she was a poor black woman with a lot of children. Who would take her in and where would she go? Eventually her brothers found out about the domestic violence and beat the crap out of papa DeBarge and pretty much put an end to that.
Submitted by Event Horizon on Fri, 07/10/2009 - 12:42pm.
Oh, come on! If anyone believes this load of horse shit, you're more deranged than EH!
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"So? I'm intellectual and stuff."
"You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue, and stuff."
Gotta git dat cash. Cha ching! $$$$
This is the post in which I am thinking of slapping someone or drinking. I am jealous of the eyebrows. ha! I can say so much but we know what he is capable of. The media has fault too so...this thing of MJ and his kids is way out of hand. He's dead, let the kids be kids and hopefully they will become better human beings than Joe Jackson. So much to say but I dont wanna get angry right now. maybe later.
Coma Caca!!
Submitted by Plecostomus on Fri, 07/10/2009 - 12:38pm.
Submitted by Event Horizon on Fri, 07/10/2009 - 12:34pm.
I dont think Katherine is evil, harm wont come to them by her hands and I think thats the most those kids can get at this point.
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But EH, her inability or unwillingness to act makes her a de facto accomplice, does it not? It's akin to watching a murder taking place and just standing by, watching it.
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I mean, you have to take it case by case. You never know what someone is going through or why they act in certain ways. As log as SHE isnt doing the killing, I think she deserves have a chance to tell her reason for letting it happen, the fear, helplessness..whatever a young woman in the 50's felt. All I know is that she didnt participate in the insanity, and theres something to be said for that.
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I am not only disgusted at Jermaine's behavior, but also for the fact that he named his son "Jermajesty".
What
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Moo!
Just because Fox News is retarded politically doesn't mean the commentary about Michael Jackson isn't good. God, I love the knee-jerk reaction from EH upon posting that link. So trendy, lol.
More about the abuse (did someone actually say it couldn't be that bad?!?):
Michael Jackson claimed that from a young age he was physically and emotionally abused by his father, enduring incessant rehearsals, whippings and name-calling, but also admitting that his father's strict discipline played a large part in his success.[3][4] In one altercation—later recalled by Marlon Jackson—Joseph held Michael upside down by one leg and "pummeled him over and over again with his hand, hitting him on his back and buttocks."[5] Joseph would also trip up or push his male children into walls. One night while Michael was asleep, Joseph climbed into his room through the bedroom window. Wearing a fright mask, he entered the room screaming and shouting. Joseph said he wanted to teach his children not to leave the window open when they went to sleep. For years afterward, Michael suffered nightmares about being kidnapped from his bedroom.[5]
Michael first spoke openly about his childhood abuse in a 1993 interview with Oprah Winfrey. He said that during his childhood he often cried from loneliness and would sometimes get sick or start to vomit upon seeing his father.[6][7][8][9] In Michael's other high profile interview, Living with Michael Jackson (2003), the singer covered his face with his hand and began crying when talking about his childhood abuse.[5] Michael recalled that Joseph sat in a chair with a belt in his hand as Michael and his siblings rehearsed and that "if you didn't do it the right way, he would tear you up, really get you."[10]
In 2003, in an interview with Louis Theroux for a BBC TV documentary called Louis, Martin & Michael, Joseph admitted to using physical punishment on his children.[11]
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Not all Joe Jackson's are evil...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=inrEPapTtMM
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