There Goes Joe Jackson's Pimp Hand
A little while ago, I made a dumb joke about how Joe Jackson was going to turn Prince Michael, Paris and Blanket into The Jackson 3. Well, don't be surprised if you see them flaunting their jazz hands and pirouettes for dollars at the 3rd Street Promenade, because Joe might have plans for them!
In an interview with Good Morning America (via UsWeekly), Joe said, "I keep watching Paris, She wants to do something." As for Blanket, Joe said the boy has got the moves, "That's what they're saying. He can really dance."
Joe didn't mention Prince Michael's talents, so I guess this means that he's the LaToya?. Don't worry, Prince Michael, the LaToya in the family has the most fun.
Katherine Jackson currently has custody of the kids, but Joe somehow thinks that he does too! When asked who could get permanent custody, he said, "The grandmother, Katherine, and I. There's no one else to do what we can do for them. We should keep them all together and make them happy. And feed them like they're supposed to be fed. And let them get rest ... and grow up to be strong Jacksons."
What he really meant by "strong Jacksons" is "overflowing ATMs."
As far as I know, Katherine and Joe didn't shit under the same roof, so what is this "we" mess? Jafar Jackson needs to know that it's not normal when he looks at his grandkiddies and sees dancing sparkly dollar signs all around them.
Joe, do you see that purdy thumb of yours? Do us all a favor and stick it in your ass as deep as you can, wiggle it around, pull it out and then stick it in your mouth. Keep it there.
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Submitted by Event Horizon on Fri, 07/10/2009 - 12:42pm.
Ummm... Janet's their Aunt not just someone close to them and Katherine's old!
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Asshole. He left out the part about him and his wife being separated for almost twenty years and residing in different states. My father acts just like Joe, always needing to be the center of attention no matter what the circumstance. My dad showed his ass at my younger brother's funeral events too. We just ignored him and when everything was said and done sent him off to do whatever it was he does for attention away from us. I suspect the Jackson family proper treats Joe the same way.
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Is that a tatto mustache and eyebrow?
Joe's pimp hand is strong. If he didn't pimp out his kids where would they be today. Just like tina turner, she said if wasn't for ikes work ethics she wouldn't be hard working singer today. So you have to take the good and bad from the pimp and make that money.
Please Mr. Francis Ford Coppola, make a Godfather part 4 with Talia Shire as the Godfather and Kay finally with the program.
loozer, lol!!! xo
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gets snub, cool with it. LOL
i just noticed this muthafuck is smiling like he won the fucking lottery! his kid died and this is his reaction.vile i tell ya just vile!
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MJ's Mother is another evil piece of shit, and what is worst is a weak one
You guys remember Little Nicky? tThe punishment that Hitler has every day? That is exactly what i want Joe Jackson to endure every day in hell.
.He Dicho! caso cerrado!!
Case in point, there was someone really close to me who's kids I love and would protect with everything i have, but her kids were taken away from her for a private reason and everyone came looking to me to take on the responsibility of taking care of them cause I got my own and they were so close to me, and unfortunately...life just does not work out that smoothly most of the time. Im in the prime of my life and living it up and I did not make decsions to have kids just so I can live this type of life. I think it's too much to ask of Janet or whoever else to stop their lives and take care of some kids that, although they love, they did not choose to have and should not bear that responsibility. I think the kids should go to someone older who's egar to take on that reponsibility like a grandma....I think Katherine is the best choice at this point.
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For some reason Michael wanted to believe Katherine would have those kids best interests at heart. She never did and never will. The only one that ever mattered to her was Joe. She let him abuse and torture her own children for a friggin dollar and never said a word. The only time she attempted to leave that sack of shit was when she found out he had cheated on her. Now she is gonna hand over those kids to Joe.
Plecostomus - loved your CT entry, glad you won!
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Morbid....hells no!!! That can't be comfortable!!! LOL
*reads Stoney's link*
*Spontaneously combusts from anger*
Prince Michael better hold onto his nuts and make sure he's drinking outta drinks he opens and haven't been tampered with.
Just sayin'
I knew it, all the networks played that Paris clip like a trillion times...naturally she is etched in everyone's mind. Joe realizes this, and he clearly intends to profit off her!
He is reason Numero Uno that the Jackson clan is so fucked. He should not be allowed anywhere near children, ever again. He is an abuser, both physically and mentally. And he also looks like some strange, melting Creature from the Black Lagoon. Even MJ in his final days was more attractive. KILL JOE JACKSON!!!!
Fucking media! Why do they give this man airtime? Hasn't he ruined enough lives already??
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Submitted by Event Horizon on Fri, 07/10/2009 - 12:34pm.
I dont think Katherine is evil, harm wont come to them by her hands and I think thats the most those kids can get at this point.
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But EH, her inability or unwillingness to act makes her a de facto accomplice, does it not? It's akin to watching a murder taking place and just standing by, watching it.
"All that is necessary for the triumph of evil is that good men do nothing" - Edmund Burke
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Bottom-feeder.
@ NoAnjl... this is the closest picture I can find to it, only the one I saw had two hoops in one lid.
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lol @ xerquina!
'Cause if my eyes don't deceive me,
There's something going wrong around here
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I can't say you hurt me when you never let me near...
This is fucking sick! He's got pervy face too. Ewwww.
This clown, Al Sharpton and the other twit are all pimps, its fucking gross. They could all use that STFU-PM MK talks about.
All this parental abuse talk. MJ did leave his mother the kids knowing full well what she was like and that his father would be in the picture too. Obviously then, the abuse could'nt have been that bad. What gets me is the back up. Diana Ross as guardian. He has 3 sisters and like 8 brothers he could have left them with but didn't. Maybe the true abusers were his sibblings???
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"and then immediately marinate my hand in a bowl of Purell. Kids have cooties". MK
The whole family is whacked! Hopeflly the three kids can rise up their bullshit!
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How could he be smiling so much?
It seems like a totally inappropriate response (that matches his other bad behavior).
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Submitted by Stoney on Fri, 07/10/2009 - 12:31pm.
Interesting article from 2003 on Michael's weirdness and Joe's alledged abuse:
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,77884,00.html
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FOX NEWS?? More evil flows through this than ever flowed through Joe's veins.....yuck!
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Submitted by Angeluz_4ever on Fri, 07/10/2009 - 12:27pm.
I'm with you Stoney, she was an enabler. I think they were together during all of Michael Jackson childhood and in his teen years so she let those things happened. I don't doubt for a second he beat his children. On the other hand I think she is looking greedy for seeking the control of the state.
I am with you too, she is every bit as greedy, knew that there was a will & trust. She met with MJ's attorney at 11am, saw the will, yet that afternnon went to court a few hours later and told the judge there was no will and she should have control of the estate. I do not care how softly she speaks she is still married to Ole Joe just as greedy and still a Jackson.
Submitted by Morbidosity on Fri, 07/10/2009 - 12:30pm.
great post...AGREE!
Regarding Katherine Jackson- silence is consent. She had just as big a hand in those children being abused even if she wasn't literally raising one to them.
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Morbid??? Pierced EYEBALL????? Gross....err, get me pic!!! LOL
If MJ's brain shows that he has truly been beaten (apparently his brain will say a lot of things), I only hope that it will go against Joe Jackson, and the kids will never have to deal with that fish faced monster ever.
It really does suck how death can completely change the lives of people. I can't really say if their lives were any better before MJ's death, but if Joe Jackson has anything to do with their lives now, it's an automatic downgrade.
Happens all the time, a women knows or suspects their lover is abusing their children, yet they do nothing cause their in denial or they are desperate to be loved or whatever...
I dont think Katherine is evil, harm wont come to them by her hands and I think thats the most those kids can get at this point. No family is perfect, you just gotta go for the best situation and I thinks she's it...
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This just makes me sad. Those poor kids.
Submitted by Stoney on Fri, 07/10/2009 - 12:19pm.
As far as I'm concerned she's just as guilty as Joe for standing by while her children were abused. She needs to grow a pair and fight for these fucking children before Joe gets his hands on them.
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ITA. I would be sooo angry at her, if I were one of those kids, for not protecting them.
If she would at least divorce Joe and take a stand. No more.
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Submitted by M.E. on Fri, 07/10/2009 - 12:30pm.
I want to rip that diamond hoop out of his ear and stab his eyeballs out with it.
I want front row seats.
xo!!!
This convinces me that the kids for sure need to go to Debbie Rowe. All 3 need to be far away from this digusting man and the rest of his greedy family. They only see $$$ when they look at the kids, Jermaine said they were going out on tour as the Jacksons After MJ finished his London gigs.
This is lies MJ was pissed and hired lawyers saying they did not have the right to sign for him. I despise all of them for trying to use the kids to support thier lazy asses. Janet excluded, she has her own money or should have.
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Did you see Jermaine trying to sell that idea in the Lauer interview? It was disgusting. Most of them are moneygrubbers. You know the one is trying to open the Jackson museum/slavery amusement park in Africa? Yeah. Complete bottom feeders. They should go to Diana Ross. She's got her own money and her own mind. Janet would be okay, but family persuasion can be overpowering sometimes.
Submitted by xerquina on Fri, 07/10/2009 - 12:28pm.
JACK ASS!!! LMAO!!! I just heard that song, loves it. LOL
Submitted by M.E. on Fri, 07/10/2009 - 12:30pm.
I want to rip that diamond hoop out of his ear and stab his eyeballs out with it.
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Speaking of eyeball... have you ever seen a pierced one?? GROSS, and Ive seen ALOT of strange piercings.
OnTopic: I agree, but I have "tools" that could cause lots more pain. ;)
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Interesting article from 2003 on Michael's weirdness and Joe's alledged abuse:
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,77884,00.html
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Just looking at this evil motherfucker makes me sick to my stomach.
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I bet Joe is really enjoying his time in the spotlight again. He is the epitome of douchebagness.
Katherine Jackson is absolutely responsible for the way the children turned out. She may not have laid a hand on any of them, but she turned a blind eye while it was happening and SHE also enjoyed the fruits of those children's labors. While daddy was thumping on them, she was out spending their hard earned money. IMHO, she is no better than Joe.
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I'm not sure I want all my neuroses cleared up.
Katherine Jackson is equally as guilty. She fucked up her kids too, just by standing by and doing nothing while Joe tortured them.
I want to rip that diamond hoop out of his ear and stab his eyeballs out with it.
Joe said, "I keep watching Paris, She wants to do something."
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Let's hope it has something to do with a chainsaw and a shovel.
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Submitted by Stoney: "Fuck Katherine Jackson! As far as I'm concerned she's just as guilty as Joe for standing by while her children were abused."
This is what I cannot understand. I can (sort of) understand why a woman would stay with a man who abuses her. But I don't understand how a woman can stay with a man who abuses her children.
Once you have kids, it is you JOB to make sure your kids are okay. And fuck, it's not even an obligation like a regular job, because you WANT to.
Submitted by Stoney: "Fuck Katherine Jackson! As far as I'm concerned she's just as guilty as Joe for standing by while her children were abused."
This is what I cannot understand. I can (sort of) understand why a woman would stay with a man who abuses her. But I don't understand how a woman can stay with a man who abuses her children.
Once you have kids, it is you JOB to make sure your kids are okay. And fuck, it's not even an obligation like a regular job, because you WANT to.
Dayum! all this hate for poor Joe Jackson. All the guy wanted to know was if she really was going out with him.
sorry i couldn't resist ;p
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This convinces me that the kids for sure need to go to Debbie Rowe. All 3 need to be far away from this digusting man and the rest of his greedy family. They only see $$$ when they look at the kids, Jermaine said they were going out on tour as the Jacksons After MJ finished his London gigs.
This is lies MJ was pissed and hired lawyers saying they did not have the right to sign for him. I despise all of them for trying to use the kids to support thier lazy asses. Janet excluded, she has her own money or should have.
I'm with you Stoney, she was an enabler. I think they were together during all of Michael Jackson childhood and in his teen years so she let those things happened. I don't doubt for a second he beat his children. On the other hand I think she is looking greedy for seeking the control of the state.
Maybe Katherine sought control of the estate to keep Joe's mitts off it?
you're about as useful as a cock-flavored lollipop - Patches O'Houlihan
By the way did Michael Jackson have a relationship with his father the last years?
Submitted by Morbidosity on Fri, 07/10/2009 - 12:24pm.
I think he does too. Talentless piece of shit. They belong together.