Wino Watch
This is just a short update so that you can get boozed tonight without worrying that Amy Wino spontaneously combusted into a tequila fountain or was accidentally mistaken for one of the islands mutts and put in quarantine. The Lush of Lucia is alive and healthy....ish!!! I mean, her ballet slippers haven't run away and she doesn't look like a Dia de los Muertos puppet anymore. The local nectar is working wonders (It's Friday, let me be generous) on her!
Wino also has company on the island. Kendra Wilkinson is there with her new husband Hank Baskett. It's pretty obvious as to why Kendra chose The Isle Of Wino as the place to spend her honeymoon. Kendra is totally not strictly dickly. She's there, because she wants to run her tongue all over Wino's Chuck E. Cheese.
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i love Amy she's amazing uh lol
OMG, she looks so hot. It seems that girl is dating online now. I saw her profile on dating site " !!! .sugarscupid. c o mo m" last week. It is said she is dating young billionaire on that site.
Who cares if she is eating or not now. Her shorts have an elastic waist band, fucking sick.
she should sing "Island Girl" :| swim home AMY :)
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Amy does look healthier than she did a few months ago but I have seen hyenas that look better (and cleaner) than she does now. I think everyone but Kendra understands that she is just a joke we all love to laugh at, not with.
The 2d pic of Amy looks like a Bigfoot sighting.
Kendra just married Hank for primo Eagles tickets.
Amy does look a lot better! I see she still has that sick ass love affair with those ballet shoes. I'm sure ballerinas are pissed the world over. and I'm still trying to fucking figure out...why is Kendra so gotdamn great??? WHY?!
roll with me or get rolled the fuck over...either way I keep it movin'
She looks OK here....no?! :)
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Submitted by boomsy on Fri, 07/10/2009 - 10:50pm.
I consider that a positive reflection on the quality of her heart. Never trust a person that dogs are suspicious of.
*side eyes with daggers at TV*
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Submitted by boomsy on Fri, 07/10/2009 - 10:50pm.
@TV: I just love the fact that all these dogs are drawn to her like she's one of their own or something...
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I think more of dogs. Most are better singers.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
@TV: I just love the fact that all these dogs are drawn to her like she's one of their own or something...
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Remember, the early bird may catch the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese...
Submitted by boomsy on Fri, 07/10/2009 - 10:38pm.
she's not completely focusing on herself, she has dealers to think about too
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
How Kendra is keeping that top up is beyond me, and Wino actually looks sorta healthy...wish I could live in a tropical paradise and focus on myself...
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Remember, the early bird may catch the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese...
Submitted by cadebra1961 on Fri, 07/10/2009 - 10:23pm.
Wino smells so bad, her head lice have gas masks.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Wino smells so bad, her breath, b.o. & queefs could knock a buzzard off a shit-cart from 500 feet away. . . ewww, I can smell her nasty smegma all the way from over here. I think I'll go smoke a bone & collect myself now. I'll be back soon!
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For a girl that should have died (and, according to her Dad, did die 2 or 3 times before being revived) I think she looks fucking fantastic.
*straightens rose coloured glasses*
TEAM WINO
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i love u,you love e. we r the good match -- zhang
I'm sorry but looking at the small pics of Wino I just can't help but thinking of Gorillas in the Mist.
I don't think the weight gain is due to eating, more like drinking copious amounts of tequila and bar snacks. Those both have lots of calories. She might still be bulimic (sometimes they look healthier than anorexics due to the whole binge-purge model of dieting).
"Nuzzle your succulent nose in my no-no. It will be safe there. Well, not really, because I had Mexican for lunch. SUCIO! There I go again." - MK
Wino removing her alcohol-infested toe jam. Didn't she have emphysema or something? I'm glad she was able to get over it...????!
"Nuzzle your succulent nose in my no-no. It will be safe there. Well, not really, because I had Mexican for lunch. SUCIO! There I go again." - MK
What a joke -- Kendra isn't attracted to men.
This marriage will last only so long as she can put up with having only peen with no lap dances from female strippers (less than 5 years).
Ha! Kendra went there cuz she couldn't think of a better way to make her life seem interesting.
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Submitted by madam ex on Fri, 07/10/2009 - 2:23pm.
Yowza! Thanks to your description, I think I DO see it all.... *ick*nast*gag* hahahaha!!
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Maybe we're all a little crazy, but laughing out loud makes it feel all right.
Oh, let's be nicer than hair. I hear it is veddy rainy in Jolly Old England. Maybe girlfiend just needed the Sun! Hope she gets her poopy together and makes some more music.....sooner rather than later!
sadly pregnant Kendra's belly is smaller then my non-pregnant belly. excuse me while I do 500 crunches, and by do 500 crunches I really mean go eat a roast beef sandwich
VIVA BACK FAT!
Amy Winehouse has beautiful hair. That is probably the nicest thing I will ever say about her.
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Whoa! Wino does look slightly healthier in these photos.
Perhaps she started eating again? It's a start I suppose.
Marrying Hank has to be the smartest thing Kendra has or ever will do.
She is financially set, and he seems to have his shit together. She is a mess and needs someone like him... he seems great, actually, and I can't imagine how horrified his parents must be that he is shacked up with that skank.
She has the maturity level of a 5 year old, and I can't imagine how she will be able to care for a child, especially since Hank probably isn't even around all that much.
Marrying Hank has to be the smartest thing Kendra has or ever will do.
She is financially set, and he seems to have his shit together. She is a mess and needs someone like him... he seems great, actually, and I can't imagine how horrified his parents must be that he is shacked up with that skank.
She has the maturity level of a 5 year old, and I can't imagine how she will be able to care for a child, especially since Hank probably isn't even around all that much.
Kendra sucked this guy right in, got pregnant (surprise!), and is now set for life...
Holly Madison must be so friggin' jealous!
What self-respecting man marries Hugh Hefner's left overs? Gross!!
Kendra looks adrorable pregnant and Hank is a doll, Im glad she found someone and is happy, she is still dumb as a box of rocks, but with Hank's money, she never has to worry ever again. Smart girl getting pregnant, that is the most praise I will give this idiot...and my goodness that laugh, please god dont let the baby laugh like that, yeah while its and infant it may be cute, but when she grows up it will be nauseating like her moms.
And Im sure Kendra ate some pretty nice and clean chocha in her day, she wouldn't go near Amy with someone elses tounge....ewwww gross, what the hell does Amy's choch look like, probably hairy and all disfigured, lips long and dark like roast beef overcooked, not something I'd wanna see at all.
I would love to see Wino's accomodations.
so kendra preggo, right? she's got the bump.
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"And I went through this whole thing; am I gay?! Am I straight?! And I realized: I'm just slutty." ~Margaret Cho
"This is supposed to be about delicious booze!" ~MK
I thought Wino would be laying face down in some gutter behind the local liquor store.
Kendra = eh. She's just another blonde bimbette.
I've heard reports that locally caught fish have been covered with syphilis scars.
Does she have a lip herp? Looks like it in the second to last pic...other than that she makes a cute pregger.
**Wanna Fight About It**
I was gonna call Kendrayaya fat but then I remembered she's preggo
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She looks like she's peeling off her soles in the main pic. Maybe later on she can graduate to her face.
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Bottom-feeder.
Submitted by Janine on Fri, 07/10/2009 - 1:24pm
I forgot she's having a baby. Now don't get me wrong Kendra's good with her dogs, but she can't cook, she can't clean, she's almost retarded when it comes to looking after herself (thanks to years of having maids and butlers) I don't know how she's gonna take care of a kid. Thankfully Hank's there, he's sensible.
That's the most clothes Ive ever seen Kendra wearing.
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Submitted by Deb on Fri, 07/10/2009 - 1:18pm.
I need a fucking vacation!!!!!
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TEAM KIEFER!
So did Amy invite Kendra & Hank to visit so that she'd have TWO people to sneak drinks for her when she's cut off?
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Charles Manson
Aw how nice. We haven't heard much about La Wino in a while.
Kendra's tiny little baby bump is too cute! I can't believe they are already having a baby, she seems kind of immature still.
wait...kendra is a lezzie?
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Although I am thankful that Amy is wearing shorts and not a miniskirt, I am more interested in the puppy in pic#5 than any of them.
So adorably cute (the puppeh, not Amy or her shorts)....
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If you want to tell people the truth, make them laugh, otherwise they'll kill you.
Kendra annoys the shit out of me.
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Douchechill!
Long Distance Dedication to Amy
Who’d allow, who’d allow
A face to be soft as a flower
I could bow [Bow down]
And feel proud in the light of this power
Oh...ho...yes...oh...ho...
Could you be, could you be
The most beautiful girl in the world
Could you be
It’s plain to see
You’re the reason that God made a girl
Oh, yes, you are
And if the stars
Ever fell one by one from the sky
I know Mars
Could not be, uh, too far behind
‘Cause baby, this kind of beauty
Has got no reason to ever be shy
‘Cause honey, this kind of beauty
Is the kind that comes from inside...
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I can't say you hurt me when you never let me near...
Submitted by CRAZY on Fri, 07/10/2009 - 12:59pm.
These people don't deserve vacations!
Fuckin' A, CRAZY!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson