Billy Mays Will Never Leave Our TV Screens
The legacy of Billy Mays will live on forever and always!!! Right after his death, Billy's infomercials were pulled from TV and he was silenced. I know, I too felt lost and confused without Billy yelling at me in the middle of the night. Billy was no longer there to comfort me (and make my ear drums throb) with his "Miley Cyrus after smoking 12 packs of Reds" voice.
Well, Billy will finally return to our TV screens again after a two week absence! With the consent of his widow, two new infomercials for Mighty Putty and Mighty Tape will star airing soon.
Billy's widow tells the New York Post it's what he would have wanted, "Billy believed in every product he sold, and he loved nothing more than bringing helpful products to people at a great savings. He always enjoyed meeting his loyal fans and taking time to really talk to everyday people."
If only Mighty Tape could mend our broken hearts! Actually, we should order that shit and try it, because that's what Billy would have wanted!



There is already an infomercial out there for the same stuff, DynoWrap. Looks like someone was a step ahead of Billy.
when were his infomercials pulled? I live in Phoenix and I see him on TV all the damn time. it seems like since his death, he's been on TV even more.
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Looks like good ol'fashioned bondage tape to me. Nothing new there. It's PVC, sticks to itself.
I don't know where the commercials were pulled, but they kept on playing on late night TV here in New York.
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Love how he wears his blue denim shirt underwater too!! Did anyone else see pix from his funeral, where all the pallbearers wore those shirts. If they televised that all over the place ala the MJ memorial, I bet that there would be a blackout of global proportions from all the b!tches tuning in, for sure ;)
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A lot of people were bummed over losing MJ, but I'm really bummed over losing Billy Mays. He seemed like such a happy guy. I'm glad they're airing his commercials, if only for viewers to watch in his memory. He should be remembered doing what he loved and for his cheerful disposition...
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Eat boogers and die.
I have no life and watch tv land every night. His commercials play EVERY NIGHT! So I dunno what you are talking about. If they pulled them, apparently tv land didn't get the memo.
love billy mays as a great commercial personality but the stuff he was selling was pure poison
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Ummm, I've been seeing his commercials almost everyday since he died.
this bitch never left my tv...I saw a commercial of his like 3 days after he died and I was like, this is kind of morbid...even though I've been listening to MJ nonstop since he died lol
Damn, I was getting used to my head only hurting from too much vodka.
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Submitted by Thornhill on Fri, 07/10/2009 - 5:49pm.
Being yelled at makes my wallet open...Not.
Being yelled at by Billy Mays makes my fly open. I loved me some Billy!
Yo Hysteria! You are the sunshine of my something or other. I promise to not try and electrocute you.
"Rhoda, we're all aware that you're an adroit liar"
Dude. I love Billy. I find him to be very comforting.
Billy Mays was hot! He reminds me of a sexier version of Bluto, Popeye's nemesis!
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Since some people have been mentioning his yelling, the day he died one of the local Los Angeles TV stations ran an interview that they had taped not long before, and he was talking in a normal voice just like everyone else. I kept blinking my eyes because I thought that was some fake Billy, but it was really him. I guess the yelling version of Billy is just his pitchman persona.
I saw a commercial for the Big City Slider Station last night. He's still hawking shit from Seller's Purgatory.
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Mighty Tape = Electrical Tape....
Also did anyone else hear that he was mixed race- African American? He was from Pittsburh, and my wife works with a relative of his.
Oh, and Hi Joe! If you see Sheeps, please tell him his civilizing presence is sorely missed! Have a great weekend!
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Submitted by barelybeagle on Fri, 07/10/2009 - 6:04pm.
"Right after his death, Billy's infomercials were pulled from TV"
Bullshit! I saw a commercial for the Awesome Auger about a week after he died!
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I know! They never pulled his ads in our area.
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Submitted by Thornhill on Fri, 07/10/2009 - 5:49pm.
Being yelled at makes my wallet open...Not.
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Me either! In fact, it makes me run the opposite direction!
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"Right after his death, Billy's infomercials were pulled from TV"
Bullshit! I saw a commercial for the Awesome Auger about a week after he died!
I hope they had a good sound system at the funeral.
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Submitted by angel_i on Fri, 07/10/2009 - 5:52pm.
Hey Angel!
Ahahaa! Loud or not, she was one of my best friends. The whole family was nice.
It was just the full exposure stunned my senses, kinda like a rock concert!
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Billy Mays deserved the fanfare Michael Jackson is getting.
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@Hysteria: Well, we're not hard of hearing....We're just loud and energetic and we sing half of everything we say LOL! And yes - people tend to be quite tired when they leave here;p
I just yelled at this sales guy on my doorstep, in fact. But he looked pissed LOL! I wasn't even being mean - well not really. I was like: No! No! Not you! You people are scary! No thank you! No thank you!
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Being yelled at makes my wallet open...Not.
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Do leave it out, knock it on the head, have a word and wind yer neck in you minty bastard...
Yeah, well we *all* loved Billy Mays. RIP. However...do n-o-t buy that 'pen' that takes scratches off of cars. I bought that stuff after seeing his infommercial. Used it 2x. NG.
Submitted by angel_i on Fri, 07/10/2009 - 5:26pm.
That's yelling? That's practically whispering in my house.
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oy! In highschool one of my best friend's family, we called "The Loud Family." I went to their home and had a headache for 3 days after.
They YELLED at each other as if yelling were the normal audio level for human speech. I couldn't believe it.
Now that I think of it, maybe they all had a hearing impairment. Who knows.
Some homes are louder than others. Thank god we can mute the TV at least.
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That's yelling? That's practically whispering in my house.
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DOODS! I need that tape! WHY DON'T I HAVE TV, dammit! I have tried to fix ALL those things with tape. Except on my toilet - i used crazy glue. That worked but it sucks cuz I glued it on backwards and now it's like that forever:( If I'd had Mighty Tape I could have fixed it!
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Faaaack. I was hoping for at least this one point of light, in a sad week of many deaths: No more BM yelling at me.
I'm sorry he died and condolences to the family.
But I hate those fricken ads. There's no reason to be yelling like that. Ugh. Almost as bad as Fox "news".
I'm really disappointed.
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What a dramatic advertisement.
Billy Mays, you went out on top.
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That's very thoughtful to begin airing his infomercials again for cause it's what Billy would have wanted. I suppose she will receive no financial compensation and any money will be donated to charity?
Jesus give me a fucking break. Who cares if she wants to make money off of him, she's gotta survive and support a family, so make some money!
Did you ever watch his show Pitchman on the Discovery channel? It was pretty good. A lot of it was really funny.
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I never stopped seeing them, but then again, I watch TV pretty much every second I'm awake. Well I should say, the TV is ON every second I'm awake. It make me uncomfortable when the house is silent. ANYWAY, since he died I've seem the awesome auger, the mini-burger cooker, the thing that lets you talk hands free in the car and a few others. I think they might be confused because the news has been reporting that he had finished filming his last product commercial and it was supposed to come out in the next few days. His family decided to go ahead with it, but his others were never pulled off the air.
In fact, his son (Billy Mays III) is on Twitter and has retweeted messages from people the entire time and many of them were "just saw him" or "watching him on commercial right now"
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Billy Mays seems like he was a really genuinely, nice person. It's way sad that such a good guy was taken away from his family (and us!) so soon. Rest in peace Billy.
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A couple of nights ago I was watching some cable channel, and when they went to commercial, I hear, "Hi! This is Billy Mays!" I freaked because I thought there would be some sort of ban on his commericals since he had passed. I'm sure his wife is all for the continuation of the spots since I'm sure she's getting residuals.
Here they pulled his commercials, his sidekick has been doing them. Last night was the first night I saw the putty commercial, and it was with Mays.
OxyClean, Kaboom.....bought those.
I saw him do one recently where other women were with him pitching along, and he's kind of coaching them and saying no, no, no... until they started yelling like him and then he's all smiles! It was really funny watching him goof on himself!!
Awe...RIP Billy...
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"Submitted by FilthyBitch on Fri, 07/10/2009 - 4:49pm.
This is like that Rhianna/Covergirl shit - people swore it was pulled, but it sure wasn't on my TV. Maybe they pull things from LA and NY and no where else."
Nah, they stilled aired it in the LA area. I wont support anything RiRi does anymore because I think she's one stupid fuck.
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I think alot of us bought at least one thing that Billy may sold on TV. Mine was Oxy-Clean.
This is like that Rhianna/Covergirl shit - people swore it was pulled, but it sure wasn't on my TV. Maybe they pull things from LA and NY and no where else.
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I loved Billy May. Still do.
With his booming voice he convinced me that I needed most of the items he pitched. As a result, I am the proud owner of Oxy Clean, Kaboom and my all time fave: Mighty Putty.
Rest in Peace Billy
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what two week absences?! the dude was on my TV three nights ago screaming about a hands free way to talk on your phone while driving. it's called fucking bluetooth billy!
still, RIP dude.
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On Topic: Cool! It was too quiet watching TV w/o his yelling. My prayers are still with his widow.
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Didn't he look like he lost A LOT of weight lately? I mean, before he died...
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Maybe we're all a little crazy, but laughing out loud makes it feel all right.
I used to have a huge crush on this guy. Major Daddy Issues.
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