Kate's Rabid Possum Hair Just Growled
If you happen to be kayaking on the Atlantic Ocean this weekend, you might see Kate Gosselin's rabid possum hair dog paddling next to you looking all cunty-like with foam pouring out of it. That's because Jon is in St. Tropez with his whore and it's going to GIT 'EM!
Jon's whore happens to be Hailey Glassman, the daughter of the plastic surgeon who tucked and pinned Kate's tummy!
Jon is in St. Tropez to discuss a job opportunity with the premiere designer for dick bags: Christian Audigier (the Ed Hardy dude). Jon is seriously speeding down the "Early Mid-Life Crisis" expressway headed directly for DouchebagVille. I mean, diamond studs? CHECK! Shirt that looks like it was made using the vomit of drunk frat boys? CHECK! Hair plugs? CHECK! Girlfriend that looks like a salty, dehydrated version of Mariah Carey? CHECK! The only way Jon could take his douchebaggery to a higher level is if he put out a rap album. POPO NO!
You better work on your OMGSHOCK face for when you hear the news that Jon and Hailey were mysteriously mauled by a beastly creature with chunky highlights.
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Why would he pose for these photos? In what conceivable way would these pics show him or what he's doing (or wearing)in a positive light? He needs handlers. It's a shame that he'll be taking care of a pile of kids when this is the manner in which he conducts himself. Looking at these pics makes me wanna break shit.
Brilliant prose, MK. You take celebrity shit-talking to a higher level.
They are making an adorable couple though the guy ever joined the rich men seeking affairs club sugarscupid. c o m a few weeks ago..but all are past and they will stay together forever!
use a condom!
wait... does he shoot blanks?
The worst thing about these pics is that he still has his fucking WEDDING RING on!! He's a douche for that fact alone, forget everything else.
I'll bet he's wearing a douchey cock ring too.
This is the biggest bastard I've seen in a loooong time! Dude, think of your kids!! Like they don't already see mommy and daddy on every magazine cover at every check out stand. Now they get to see daddy holding hands with the new bimbo.
Well the joke is on him - because this whore he's with will be gone the moment the camera's stop rolling! Her face will be out there, her name will be out there and then she will just leave him and be famous for it! Isn't this the way it goes nowadays? You get famous for doing absolute jack shit?! He's kidding himself if he thinks any 22 yr old is mature enough to take on the responsibility of 8 children! She's using his ugly ass! And this woman isn't a stranger to having her photo taken .... should see her mug shot from 2005 when she was arrested for marijuana use. Good pick there, Jon!
Submitted by Creepella on Sun, 07/12/2009 - 12:54am.
Yes, of course. I hate that. It's like how people STILL hate Jen Aniston because Brad cheated on her (so of course, she must have been doing SOMETHING wrong...it couldn't just be that he was a self-centered, adolescent prick).
As for this ho that Jon is with, that picture where she has her sunglasses off...yikes. She's 23? I looked a shit ton better than that at 23. Yuck. She's nast.
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"Why would Brad leave such a beautiful woman to hold orphans for Angelina?" - Michael Douglas
I remember when I was 23...living the good life, drinking, partying, bullshit, banging random dudes, some with 8 kids and... wait a minute, no I didn't.
Is this chick serious? Is she seeing a future w/ him? She's only 23. I'm only in my 30's and reluctant to date a dude w/ kids. He's got 8. Six of them are the same freaking age!
Just have fun girl, enjoy San Tropez, cause you got no future with him. He's used goods. If he's got any sense, he's already had a vasectomy. Cause at the end of the day, my least favorite line to hear at 4AM bar bathroom is: "I got 8 kids but only 1 baby mammas, and I take CARE of all MY kids." ......And the Panties pull up.
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Christian is the only normal looking one of them, damn these photos are awkward !!!!
AND AS FOR YOU MK, WORDS CANNOT DESCRIBE HOW ELOQUENT AND BRILLIANT YOU ARE, YOU MAKE A LONG DAY SHORTER, THANKS MA BOO !!!
Dayum, she looks like she could be Kate's sister, but younger and with better hair. Jon wanted someone who looks like Kate but doesn't speak. Or he's dating her so her daddy can continue with the free hair plugs he's been getting.
He seems like those blobbery drunks who are all talk, makes you get on top and goes limp after 3 minutes.
She looks like my oldest sister's 42 year old shopping buddy who is CostcoRiche.
Audigier would just be another bisexual roofie raper if it wasn't for the niche market of douche fashion.
the bigger the sunglasses, the uglier the girl. eeeeee-ew.
In the past I had been a fan of J&K+8. I always felt sorry for the way Kate treated Jon. He would walk around with his wanker tucked up his ass, and would take her shit happily. In the episode where they announced they were divorcing, Jon had said he finally stood up on his own feet and blah blah blah.. and I was kind of happy for him. BUT damn, he has 8 kids, and even if him and Kate aren't together, he has NO business showing off his new hooch already. You know this shit will be on every tabloid, and his kids will see it. Can he stop and imagine how they will feel seeing daddy with someone else so soon?? It really pisses me off. He needs to realize his shit smells too, and he needs to get over himself already. Yeah, Kate was a nag, but I hardly believe she is/was the reason he's acting like this.
Submitted by choochifrito on Sun, 07/12/2009 - 6:18pm.
ha ha ha ha ha - classy!
http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/thedishrag/hailey-glassman/
http://www.facebook.com/Hailey218
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OMG, her FB photo looks like a 40-year-old meth addict. Nice cup of cheap wine & ciggies. Great role model to pick up for your kids, Jon, you prick.
POPO YES!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PaiJIbweU6g&NR=1
ha ha ha ha ha - classy!
http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/thedishrag/hailey-glassman/
http://www.facebook.com/Hailey218
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Jon and Kate are white (asian?) trash with new money, just like Shitney and KFed.
Jon is exhibit A... the diamond studs and douchetastic hoodies are fucking hilarious. He is such an immature asshole. These people were so normal and even likeable when they did their first little documentary. My how fame changes people.... so sad. Those poor poor children.
He looks like a bag of cat sick and she looks just as cunty as Kate. Next.
Kate should hook up with the plastic surgeon and everything will be sweet as. Then he should do something with John's face. Put a fold in those lids FFS.
don't hate on kate; your hairstylist will turn around and give you her cut!(like me!) :P arrrghhhh =:\
JON on the other hand needs to manup and stay home!
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Uhmmmmmm...does this girl realize that once the cameras stop rolling, this douche has 8 children? LOL...I have one kid and it is hard! He's got 8! Baggage anyone???
WAIT! Are we sure that they are *really* together and that this isn't some ruse? She looks like she is wearing an engagement ring.
It's sad that he's wearing Ed Hardy. Is it me, but I thought that trend passed already. Our Lady of Cheetos and Parasite Hilton brought EH to a trailer park level. Jon needs to go on a mental and physical rehabilitation campaign with a quickness.
Diamond studs on both ears. DOUCHERY.
While we all speculate on who cheated on who, only Jon and Kunt know what really happened. Is it too early for him to be gallivanting around with the daughter of the surgeon who did his estranged wife's tummy tuck? ABSOLUTELY! This shows just a total lack of respect for his family.
Take a good look at all the pic's, the girl is draped all over him - she clearly likes him. However his body language says "I'm really not all that into you, but I'm getting free publicity and some cool shit out of this and I'm away from my over controlling frigid bitch of a wife, so you can touch me....oh and by the way, I'd like for the guy in the pink shirt to suck me off".
I was on Jon's team, but now.....can they fade into oblivion with Speidi?
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So why are we all here again?
Yes, this is the same dick that stated in an interview for Good Housekeeping (w/kate and kids)that before he met Kate, "he always saw himself as an old man dating 19 year olds" !! Yes, he said that shit. So this is just a self fulfilling prophecy. He's now dating young whores in an attempt to feel studly. And yes, any young lady out there that flirts, sleeps with, or has an interest in a married man ... is in fact a NO SELF ESTEEM WHORE.
Also - Ed Hardy can suck a d*ck! Who charges $90 to $190 for a f*cking paper thin t-shirt with a bunch of scribble on it?!! I looked at one recently and my jaw hit the floor when I saw the price tag. That shit looks like it would be ripped to shreds after one washing!! just garbage.
OMG, check out the goombah in pink. Talk about a walking mid-life crisis. Love the wannabe gangsta pose GRANDPA!! And that probably aint even champagne, I'm betting it's Boones Farm. Chump ass fools!
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OMG this guy has NO f*cking personality whatsoever! He's either miserable or just smug. He shows no expression at all. No wonder Kate ripped him to shit on a daily basis.
And seriously, what's up with the designer duds he's now sportin'? He should be thanking Kate for his new and improved lifestyle. Wasn't she the one that FORCED him into doing more seasons of the reality show? Guess it paid off for him. The twinkie on his arm is a fool and an obvious gold and fame digger! If this guy had 8 kids, ex wife, and NO TV show .... she'd be no where near him. And she does look like she could be the next Kate part II !She's already leading/dragging him around (3rd to last thumbnail)... the same way a mother drags her 4 year old when they're not listening!
I feel bad for those kids and even Kate. This is just uncalled for. It's no wonder he didn't want to work on the marriage - he had this piece of ass on the side the entire time! Going on vacation and public displays of affection - even if it is just holding hands - is huge slap in the face to Kate. That chic is still dealing with the fact that her marriage is over. He's acting like a pompous asshole!!
Ugh. Jon's a fucking lowlife creep. Yeah, Kate's an overbearing cunt but that doesn't make what he did any better. Hey Jon, how about looking after the well being of your children in what would be a difficult time for them, instead of acting like a horny 16 year old boy and galivanting around with skanks?
Well, Jon is perfect for the heniousness of Ed Hardy: A douchey pudgeball having a mid-life crisis with the mistaken belief that anyone actually gives a fuck about him.
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Isnt Dr.Glassman, the plastic Surgeons Victoria Principal's husband, unless it's another Glassman?
BTW there are soooo many decent KNOCKOFFS of Ed Hardy, Christian Audigier, Ed Hardy Jeans, Sneakers, etc...they can be found at Marshalls. What a pity....all for the sake of wearing a brand that was cool about 7 years ago.
Wonders how big his peen actually is, girth and length, Im interested.
This douche is blowing the kids money from the show.
And Ed Hardy crap is just that...crap for morons who have too much money and nothing better to spend it on.
She really does remind me of Kate. Guess he has a type.
The poor kids.
Where is he getting all this money from? St. Tropez, Maybach, etc..? Cheese and rice! That pisses me off, any money they make is because of the kids, so it should go to the kids. Dumb prick!
I think I might be going mental but if he lost 20lbs, and stopped dressing like a douche, I think he might be reasonably attractive.
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I think mastication means to chew your own penis...
Umm... they're perfect for each other. Neither one of them can dress.
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Submitted by Creepella on Sun, 07/12/2009 - 12:54am.
I believe that the marriage most likely disintegrated from the lack of sex, and yeah I get that sex is somewhat important in adult relationships, but it's like the media to accuse Kate Gosselin for not putting out.
Who's to say it's not Jon's fault for the intimacy issues? Why's it always the WOMAN's fault when a marriage or relationship fails due to sexual problems?
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Eat boogers and die.
I just wiki'd these two and am sincerely shocked by their ages.
John's apparently living the same lifestyle as the douches who're 12 years his junior, and Kate acts like a bitter old maid with the fashion sense of a 60 year old grandmother.
I'm not really all that shocked that Jon is the younger between the two, but I'm shocked that Kate is only in her early 30s. She looks at least 5 years older.
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Eat boogers and die.
shall he be the new "k-fed plus 8" he's set for the critereia.
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"And I went through this whole thing; am I gay?! Am I straight?! And I realized: I'm just slutty." ~Margaret Cho
"This is supposed to be about delicious booze!" ~MK
Kate is a dumb bitch but this flubbery fool did the cheatin'. I don't care how much he hates her, the fucking tool has all these kids with her and then he goes off getting his dick wet with every hobag he meets.
And isn't it just like the media to portray the victim (his wife) and almost always a woman, out to be the bad one?
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Prostitution whore!!
I'm really starting to dislike Jon Gosselin more and more everyday.
Yeah, it's a given that Kate is an insane cunt, but because the media really tries to pull the wool over everyone's eyes when it comes to Jon Gosselin, it actually draws more attention to why he is a lousy human being too.
I'm so sick of everyone congratulating Jon Gosselin for his selfishness and half-hearted presence in his children's lives. I don't feel sorry for him at all.
He was so eager to drop his pants IMMEDIATELY after announcing that his marriage ended because he wanted to be single again. He wanted to dodge the responsibilities of his title *as a father and a married MAN*, and I don't doubt that he's committophobic, so I hope that this new chick doesn't mind being disposable.
He's not in college anymore, so his nonchalant casual fucking around is really immature.
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Eat boogers and die.
Glassman? Wasn't Victoria Principal married to a plastic surgeon named Harry Glassman? Is this his daughter?
yeah kate is a cunt, and its over and blah blah, but there's still something gross about this used tampon in ST. TROPEZ fluanting his new peice. i've ususally been on this guys side because well he was married to a possum carcass on a head, bitchy, naggy type, and i had a soft spot for him, but eh- now i think- eww! he's gonna screw himself with this shit.
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"And I went through this whole thing; am I gay?! Am I straight?! And I realized: I'm just slutty." ~Margaret Cho
"This is supposed to be about delicious booze!" ~MK
Come have my babies bitch.
wait is this pathetic dickbag on his second fucking girlfriend and he's not even divorced yet? he needs to die. so do those desperate retarded hookers! _____________________________________________
"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
Ouch. What a doosh.
Submitted by angel_i on Sat, 07/11/2009 - 11:09pm.
Yep. He does look trapped. But I don't think the jim/cholly thing will ever happen, he just hasn't got any fire in him at all. I'm seeing a future where he just revenges on the bitches that HE LETS lead him around by the nuts by cheating on them. All of them. One after another. Well, at least 'til he's been through the three women on earth that'll have him.
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