Kate's Rabid Possum Hair Just Growled
If you happen to be kayaking on the Atlantic Ocean this weekend, you might see Kate Gosselin's rabid possum hair dog paddling next to you looking all cunty-like with foam pouring out of it. That's because Jon is in St. Tropez with his whore and it's going to GIT 'EM!
Jon's whore happens to be Hailey Glassman, the daughter of the plastic surgeon who tucked and pinned Kate's tummy!
Jon is in St. Tropez to discuss a job opportunity with the premiere designer for dick bags: Christian Audigier (the Ed Hardy dude). Jon is seriously speeding down the "Early Mid-Life Crisis" expressway headed directly for DouchebagVille. I mean, diamond studs? CHECK! Shirt that looks like it was made using the vomit of drunk frat boys? CHECK! Hair plugs? CHECK! Girlfriend that looks like a salty, dehydrated version of Mariah Carey? CHECK! The only way Jon could take his douchebaggery to a higher level is if he put out a rap album. POPO NO!
You better work on your OMGSHOCK face for when you hear the news that Jon and Hailey were mysteriously mauled by a beastly creature with chunky highlights.
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GOOD FOR JON!! He went from old hag who wants money to young hottie WITH money. Kate must be pissing mad!
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I do want the blue puzzly sculpture in 9th pic, though! It's fab.
... Oh wait... I just realised it's made of real people stacked on each other, like a modernist orgy!
my hairdresser gave me Kates haircut and it just growled too.grrrrrrr =:/
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anonymous7643 on Sat, 07/11/2009 - 3:50pm.
WHy is she wearing a ring on her left hand?
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Oh shit you are right! If these 2 loons get married, I give it 18 MONTHS.
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Tristram on Sat, 07/11/2009 - 3:13pm.
...They grow up and attract douches so fast. *sniffling*...
What a tool...and what kind of woman wants a man with 8 kids? Douchetwat...
I'm sorry but, I can't believe these two (the original couple) Ho's think they are FAMOUS, when in fact they are just game show fodder in a long game show. sorry, not famous!!!!
It was the eye glasses that made me feel they were too into their own relevance to humanity, and apparently this is the new bitch, wait till the show is over she will be outta there. sad:(
This is what you get in Reading Pa.
Edie said that sometimes the line between the past and present is blurred.(They are both, it has to be said, quite, quite mad.)
"the premiere designer for dick bags: Christian Audigier "
So true!
He even runs a fashion line with France's naffest rock singer, Johnny Halliday (called Smet, the singer's real name). Halliday is ultra-popular with dumbasses, mullet enthusiasts and the like.
How someone has the confidence to design and sell this tacky shit is beyond me!
I'm her age, and would rather be celibate than date a man with a kid, let alone 8.
Poor Mady and Cara... I hope they don't see these pictures.
WHy is she wearing a ring on her left hand?
what a wonderful example for the eight children.
look, the sperm donor has a new piece, yay!
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Fucka doodle-do.
...so much for that '08 episode where he and Kate go to Hawaii to renew their vows...
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Coma Caca!!
I feel embarrassed for his kids. I don't even think Kate's cuntiness justifies this kind of douchiness (wow, I think I will now call them Cunty and Douchy). As for his gf, I don't understand how this could be worth it. It's not like he will have wealth for long. Soon all she will have left is an Ed Hardy wearing marshmallow man with 8 kids and a bitchy ex wife. This will most certainly become a major regret.
Please tell me that that the citizens of the State of Pennsylvania have been paid back for every dime of medicaid and welfare that was spent on this horrible horrible family before they hit it big.
vivienne> Nope, you're not the only one. He looks like a 40 year old frat boy. Ugh.
And yeah, it does make me a little sick that people like this are rolling in money, meanwhile, people w. talents beyond procreating are struggling.
p.s. - This won't last long. Look at her body language---clingy and needy.
Add one landing strip to the douche recipe and he could pass for that Adnan Ghalib (sp?) papsmear a la Britney circa 2007...
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Oh- and anyone read gthe story on Charlize Theron? She is hospitalized with some serious virus right now. NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! It was on TMZ or something. Sadness.
xerquina- the worst douches wear that stuff. Yep. I remember Tori SPelling and her aquinty husband wearing it... Phoebe P...Princess of Lucite/Shauna...and of course, Adnan Britney's creepy ex.
I would advise women to run fast if dating and their dude showed up in this kind of gear.
It'll be out of style soon enough. I remember in grade school when everyone thought 'OP' clothes were cool (Ocean Pacific). Not so much now it's a faded memory.
Fuck i'm old. Off for some wine on the porch. Weekend neighborhood gossip group. Yessss.
And he has an earing in each ear?!?!?
Fucktard, you should have worried about hanging on to your coolness before you got married or enabled your wife to over-reproduce. It's over. Be a decent father or blow your brains out.
I was entertaining a visitor from Scotland all week. We went to the mall.
She was all about finding an Ed Hardy belt.
I tried to tell her how lame that would be but she would have none of it.
Thankfully, we were unable to find one.
She got something else instead.
The clerk at that store told us that Walmart will now be carrying the Ed Hardy line.
Hahahaha
This Christian Auglyshirtmaker dude sure knows his market demographic: hanging with lucite queen and now THIS professional breeder, wow.
She needs to fire her sunglasses advisor.
OMGAWD just for that penultimate paragraph I wanna bone you, MK! With a glittery Hello Kitty strap-on MUAH!
Oh MK why do these middle brow middle age messes make more money than we? Because they sold their kids (test-tube wonders) to the devil (waiting on Joe Jackson).
Well come on over!
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Tristram on Sat, 07/11/2009 - 3:13pm.
...They grow up and attract douches so fast. *sniffling*...
Wait... He's famous because he had 8 kids with that Kate cunt?!?
We need to introduce him to that belgian dude who has something like 30 kids (and with 3 different women!)
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Submitted by vapidlush on Sat, 07/11/2009 - 3:18pm.
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Agreed.
AAAAAAAHAHAHAHAA!!! Clicking back from hard news, the caption of this post made my heart tingle! -- back to reading the post
He became famous for having a f-ton of kids!!! How does he go from that to being "on a BOAT" designing stuff... the end is near!
Submitted by zomay on Sat, 07/11/2009 - 3:15pm.
Yes, if I can have a hit of your avie.
Tristram on Sat, 07/11/2009 - 3:13pm.
True. He must be so proud of her and her new beau, sitting on a tacky yacht with Audigier. They grow up and attract douches so fast. *sniffling*
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May I use this as my sigi?
Hey! I have that same watch (or something VERY similar).
I noticed that this trick is wearing a large diamond on her left ring finger. Hmmmm...
Input, anyone?
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I doubt that there are any deep feelings involved.
It's just about staying relevant and proofing that he is still wanted by the ladies...
So I wouldn't call her his girlfriend, it's just something on the side and won't last long anyway.
Submitted by zomay on Sat, 07/11/2009 - 3:02pm.
Wow, it is so rare these days to have such a GIVING father...
True. He must be so proud of her and her new beau, sitting on a tacky yacht with Audigier. They grow up and attract douches so fast. *sniffling*
What woman in her right mind would wanna date a man with EIGHT KIDS!?! I don't even wanna date a man with ONE brat!
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You supposed to be the man?
Not pale in comparison
To who you think I am...
I was sick of the Ed Hardy look the moment I first saw it. Mid-life crisis indeed.....
How do men that look like grown up twelve year old boys get women? I have never understood that. Maybe I am the only one that don't find him the least bit attractive.
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If you get to vote on my rights, when do I get to vote on yours?
It never ceases to amaze me that someone can become so famous for jerking off in a cup.
And angel, word.
This guy is a total handjob.
What happened to the teacher or sub or whatever? Jon and his X(learned this from the loons) need to disappear already. They are really started to get on my damn nerves. I am so sick of the both of them.
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If you get to vote on my rights, when do I get to vote on yours?
What a skanksational media event: a tub of lard in an ugly tshirt accompanied by an oversunglassed klingonette being escorted to a rental yacht by a series of Azerbaijani "businessmen". Fashion has reached new heights!
I've actually been on Jon's "side," during this whole debacle, but I really think this is very tacky and too early. And she should be really proud of herself. Congrats, your boyfriend has 8 kids and bitchy ex wife, way to pick 'em.
Ed Hardy! who the hell wears that piece of shit.
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LOL.
Tristram on Sat, 07/11/2009 - 3:01pm.
Looks like Dr. Glassman gave his daughter a free boob job. Awwwwwwwww
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Wow, it is so rare these days to have such a GIVING father...
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it gets better. the douchenozzle is trying to get the girlfriend a deal to design shoes and sandals for Ed Hardy.
I may sound stupid, but, why is he famous??(same for his cunty ex-wife)
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Looks like Dr. Glassman gave his daughter a free boob job. Awwwwwwwww
Whoa nelly. How do these people move from relationship to relationship SO fast?! I TOTALLY don't get it! Do they ever really love each other? Does it matter, beyond looks and status WHO they're with? It's so pathetic. Way more pathetic than being single for 5 minutes.
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The House of Gosselin could give the House of Dereon a run for its money.
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Bottom-feeder.
"Early Mid-Life Crisis"
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He so shines of this Michael K.