Ryan Reynolds Is The Green Lantern
So sorry to Justin Timberlake, Jared Leto and Bradley Cooper, but the role of the Green Lantern has been snatched up Mr. Panty Creamer himself: Ryan Reynolds. Variety says that Ryan will start shooting the movie this January for a June 17, 2011 release.
The Green Lantern is based on the comic about some ordinary human who was the power ring by an alien whose spaceship crashed on Earth. The alien was in town to find a human to take his place as the Green Lantern. Oh and obviously, the Green Lantern dude carries a battery powered lantern.
While my no-no agrees with this casting decision, I think the producers should change just a couple of things if they want this to be a blockbuster hit. So, instead of a stupid lantern, I think they should paint Ryan's peen green and stick a light bulb in its mouth. Yes, a lot of bitches will pay to see Ryan's sexy ass carry a lantern around, but more bitches will pay top dollar to see him wielding his bright green peen. And instead of wearing the power ring on his finger, he should wear it on his cock. Obviously.
P.S. -You know Tommy Girl's hongray Scientolohole just called its agent to request an audition for the role of the alien.
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Submitted by Tigerlilly on Sat, 07/11/2009 - 9:16pm.
Submitted by Karen Flatts on Sat, 07/11/2009 - 8:57pm.
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NO THE FUCK WAY!!!! Karen Flatts! Where the hell yo' ass been????
I don't care who hatecha, Mama....I lurves ya...(well, I've had a few so...grain of salt)...
Bitch you better be back up in here...
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yay, Tiger's back!!
(well, I've had a few so...grain of salt)...
LOL!!
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i really liked him in Just Friends but haven't seen him in anything since.
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Submitted by TITS on Sat, 07/11/2009 - 11:28pm.
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Huh? Who is this zaahn person you speak of?
Scrabble?
Oops, zhaan. Meanwhile, there's a frickin' opossum or armadillo outside my door. If I'm not back in 10 minutes, call the cops.
Well, about 6 drinks in, I'd hit it...
fucking green dick bitch face fucker
IG - i thought your avatar was zhaan from farscape! hahahha
i was going to link tom jones you can leave your pants on until i realized my error.
i blame the heat. finally cooled down here. YAY
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Submitted by TITS on Sat, 07/11/2009 - 11:19pm.
NItty - pour vous: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6KUJE2xs-RE
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I KNEW it! Most excellent.
NItty - pour vous: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6KUJE2xs-RE
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I think I've figured out what bothers me about the picture of that man.
his forearms are underdeveloped compared to the rest of the package (makes me wonder about his legs - i bet they're like sticks from the knees down) that's what happens when you don't play hockey, asshole.
don't like the permanently pursed lips.
his eyes make him seem like a clueless idiot.
the hairline portends bad things folliclly.
mouth too small and his forehead is like that of a caveman - all lumps and bumps.
chest is nice though.
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Just cuz I'm waitin' up on one of my youngins and had time to delve into Clarisse's Oliver Reed and my own Tom Jones/Javier Bardeem thoughts while I was away earlier:
http://helium.lunarpages.com/~funky4/pictures/924jones.jpg
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Submitted by Clarisse on Sat, 07/11/2009 - 7:18pm.
Bwaahahahahaha!
Ma'am, you're allllllll-right!
He posted a profile on a dating site sugarscupid. c o m . many of his fans were seeking for him and wanna date with him. now that club is very hot because of him.
I don't like him or his wife.
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Prostitution whore!!
Submitted by joe shmoe on Sat, 07/11/2009 - 9:20pm.
I did take a LONG TIME! Then when Ryan was done lapping up the twelve pack I bought, I sat on top of his six pack! Oooooo, ESCALANDO!
Submitted by TheVinylVillager on Sat, 07/11/2009 - 9:06pm.
sigh! Ill go see it. I could give a shit about the green sconce or whatever it is, but he could play an envelope and Id go to the opening.
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I will totally excuse your judgment if you agree to take my kid. Of course, I'll buy the tickets.
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good choice, he is so effin hot!
Submitted by DeeDee on Sat, 07/11/2009 - 9:12pm.
Yes Jo, she did break a wine glass! She also pushed me into the pool, fully clothed in my sequined dress and heels because I visited Ryan Reynolds trailer and let him lick Canadian Molson beer from my navel while I watched the Canucks kick the L.A. Kings ass so he could prove to immigration he was really Canadian.
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On-topic:What kind of mandate does the Green Lantern have,anyway?
Geez, it would take forever to get a buzz on, lapping beer out of someone's belly button, eh?
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Submitted by DeeDee on Sat, 07/11/2009 - 9:12pm.
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I DID NOT! *spit sequins out*
Ryan Reynolds should have married Alanis Morissette when he had the chance. That would have been ironic.
I think he is a good choice. Those buttwipes timberflake and jared leto are not actors.
Submitted by Karen Flatts on Sat, 07/11/2009 - 8:57pm.
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NO THE FUCK WAY!!!! Karen Flatts! Where the hell yo' ass been????
I don't care who hatecha, Mama....I lurves ya...(well, I've had a few so...grain of salt)...
Bitch you better be back up in here...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
I can't be the only one who doesn't give a fuck about comic books and movies about them.
I can't be the only one who doesn't give a fuck about comic books and movies about them.
KA, I thought the same thing! But Rogen is the Green Hornet....
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“I can’t give any details, but it will be one of the most important moments in music ever.”
“I just sleep with the guys in the band all the time because it’s easier.”
- Lady Gaga
Submitted by islandgirl on Sat, 07/11/2009 - 9:08pm.
joe, you forgot the part about me bitch slapping Dee and Nits at the same time and sending them both flying into the pool.
Edit: Ryan Reynolds
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On-topic: I dunna care if RR doesn't like hockey or beer. He's fine.
Wheee! Cat-fight, deep in the heart of Texarse. Wish I'd been there ;)
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Yes Jo, she did break a wine glass! She also pushed me into the pool, fully clothed in my sequined dress and heels because I visited Ryan Reynolds trailer and let him lick Canadian Molson beer from my navel while I watched the Canucks kick the L.A. Kings ass so he could prove to immigration he was really Canadian.
DeeDee!
JDM! PSILY!! *swoon*
kikichanelconspiracy,
I task you to show your mom a pic of Javier and get her take!!!
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"You--only you--will have stars that can laugh!"
joe, you forgot the part about me bitch slapping Dee and Nits at the same time and sending them both flying into the pool.
Edit: Ryan Reynolds
sigh! Ill go see it. I could give a shit about the green sconce or whatever it is, but he could play an envelope and Id go to the opening.
http://thevinylvillage.wordpress.com
To Whom It May Concern: I did not break a frickin' wine glass. *did I?*
Ryan Reynolds hates beer and hockey. What a freak.
Submitted by DeeDee on Sat, 07/11/2009 - 8:59pm.
You don't membah, IG? You broke the wine glass because lil' Nitty didn't get your drink fast enough.
HAHAHAHAHA Jo! This past visit totally erases my barf behind the house incident!
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You don't say! Tell me, did IG (Carrington) smash the glass into the fireplace and then fling her mink stole over her shoulder and flounce out, turning to hiss: "Dexter, you bloody baaastid, you'll never get away this!"?
Or did she just drop the glass accidentally?
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wow boxed wine boring news weeeeeeeeeee
MK really needs to post about eyebrow situations on Big brother this season. Lydia, Natalie, Chima...
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You don't membah, IG? You broke the wine glass because lil' Nitty didn't get your drink fast enough.
HAHAHAHAHA Jo! This past visit totally erases my barf behind the house incident!
Submitted by joe shmoe on Sat, 07/11/2009 - 8:56pm.
Submitted by islandgirl on Sat, 07/11/2009 - 8:54pm.
Dee, did I break a wine glass? Seriously, because I can't remember. *runs off, reevaluates the future*
Oh, and Ryan Reynolds IS the Green Lantern.
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Hehehehe *gleeful*..I call this chapter..*The Deep Dark Secrets of a Texarse July 4th*
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All I can say is IG and Dee made their own movie called the Green Lantern after they returned from Del Rio.
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Submitted by mike on Sat, 07/11/2009 - 8:48pm.
Submitted by islandgirl on Sat, 07/11/2009 - 8:45pm.
And Nits, you know my Canadian straw is bendy.
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HOW bendy????
Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 07/08/2009 - 5:00pm.
Karen Flatts is always a cunt
Submitted by islandgirl on Sat, 07/11/2009 - 8:54pm.
Dee, did I break a wine glass? Seriously, because I can't remember. *runs off, reevaluates the future*
Oh, and Ryan Reynolds IS the Green Lantern.
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Hehehehe *gleeful*..I call this chapter..*The Deep Dark Secrets of a Texarse July 4th*
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Dee, did I break a wine glass? Seriously, because I can't remember. *runs off, reevaluates the future*
Oh, and Ryan Reynolds IS the Green Lantern.
Edit: joe, I prefer an IV. :)
Ooooooo Clarry! Jeffrey Dean Morgan is HOT! I loved him in "P.S. I Love You".
Um, am I completely retarded, or wasn't this the role Seth Rogan was losing all the weight for? I thought he was going to play the Green Lantern. I guess I was thinking of something else.
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Pathetic Earthlings, who can save you now?
Submitted by islandgirl on Sat, 07/11/2009 - 8:40pm.
Thank you, joe. You know from whence I speak. *breaks out Thesaurus, pours crispy Chard*
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Pouring wine? *Furiously kicking boxed wine under desk* err...yes me too...and a fine, piquant bouquet it has...
Edited to add: You just get up close to the spout and sniff.
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Submitted by NitWitty on Sat, 07/11/2009 - 8:49pm.
Submitted by mike on Sat, 07/11/2009 - 8:48pm.
Submitted by islandgirl on Sat, 07/11/2009 - 8:45pm.
And Nits, you know my Canadian straw is bendy.
Sounds sexy!
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Back off! Bendie does NOT equal flexie!
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*breaking wine glass a la IG style* Bitch! You know she cut you deep for insulting her flexy skills!
Submitted by mike on Sat, 07/11/2009 - 8:48pm.
Submitted by islandgirl on Sat, 07/11/2009 - 8:45pm.
And Nits, you know my Canadian straw is bendy.
Sounds sexy!
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Back off! Bendie does NOT equal flexie!
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mike, it IS sexy. HAHAHAHA!! Well, it's bendy at least.
Submitted by islandgirl on Sat, 07/11/2009 - 8:45pm.
And Nits, you know my Canadian straw is bendy.
Sounds sexy!
Hekki,
Jeffery Dean Morgan is on the same Reed/Bardem "brute appeal" train....'cept JDM has "smiling eyes"...
http://bestof.provocateuse.com/images/photos/jeffrey_dean_morgan_99.jpg
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Mr. Mercury, seeing as how you're a former bartender, I'll have a Mojito please. Easy on the mix.
And Nits, you know my Canadian straw is bendy.
Submitted by EvilShoe on Sat, 07/11/2009 - 8:42pm.
*yawn* what a slow news day. This one is almost as boring as the story my friend told me about Jay Leno's manager who had one of Jay Leno's multi million dollar RV's here in Knuckle-dragging land, Florida. The shit burned down to the ground today according to my firefighter friend.
The only thing that would bring that story out of yawnsville is if the firefighters fought that fire shirtless.
Or if Leno was in the RV.... :)
Submitted by Mr. Mercury on Sat, 07/11/2009 - 8:33pm.
Nitty: Because I am older than dirt, and didn't get this far by ignoring good advice, I will bow to your warning. *lifts extrafortified martini to Nitty for being a pal*
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I salute you. Don't listen to IG, she's just pissed cuz her Canadian straw doesn't reach that far.
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*yawn* what a slow news day. This one is almost as boring as the story my friend told me about Jay Leno's manager who had one of Jay Leno's multi million dollar RV's here in Knuckle-dragging land, Florida. The shit burned down to the ground today according to my firefighter friend.
The only thing that would bring that story out of yawnsville is if the firefighters fought that fire shirtless.
Submitted by islandgirl on Sat, 07/11/2009 - 8:38pm.
Mr. Mercury, Nitty does NOT need another martini. Grey Goose and seven, however, is another matter. :)
PS... she wasn't kidding about her kid either.
Islandgirl...you've never steered me wrong yet. As a former bartender, I hate to 86 anyone especially on Dlisted, but I do have Grey Goose...and trust, I believe you about Nitty's kid. Wish I had one like that!
"Rhoda, we're all aware that you're an adroit liar"