Ryan Reynolds Is The Green Lantern
So sorry to Justin Timberlake, Jared Leto and Bradley Cooper, but the role of the Green Lantern has been snatched up Mr. Panty Creamer himself: Ryan Reynolds. Variety says that Ryan will start shooting the movie this January for a June 17, 2011 release.
The Green Lantern is based on the comic about some ordinary human who was the power ring by an alien whose spaceship crashed on Earth. The alien was in town to find a human to take his place as the Green Lantern. Oh and obviously, the Green Lantern dude carries a battery powered lantern.
While my no-no agrees with this casting decision, I think the producers should change just a couple of things if they want this to be a blockbuster hit. So, instead of a stupid lantern, I think they should paint Ryan's peen green and stick a light bulb in its mouth. Yes, a lot of bitches will pay to see Ryan's sexy ass carry a lantern around, but more bitches will pay top dollar to see him wielding his bright green peen. And instead of wearing the power ring on his finger, he should wear it on his cock. Obviously.
P.S. -You know Tommy Girl's hongray Scientolohole just called its agent to request an audition for the role of the alien.
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Kiki,
Uh, I adore Peter O'Toole and Richard Harris!!! If your mom has an insane crush on Sir Olivier, then, yes Kiki, I am your mother.
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"You--only you--will have stars that can laugh!"
yes thank you lord!!!
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SANITY IS FOR THE WEAK
Thank you, joe. You know from whence I speak. *breaks out Thesaurus, pours crispy Chard*
who even watches these comic magazine type movies anyways they suck are you 12
maybe if you have a kid but seriously
Kiki, mí hita! I finally found you! I love Peter in Lawrence of Arabia and you know I lurves me some Richard Harris in "Smilla's Sense of Snow", "Gladiator" and of course I'm Team Dumbledore!
Submitted by islandgirl on Sat, 07/11/2009 - 8:19pm.
kikichanelconspiracy on Sat, 07/11/2009 - 8:15pm.
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Did he really say he hates beer AND hockey?? What kind of a Canadian do you call that??
*coughgaycough*
Arsehole.
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I second that motion. Now what's this about flaring nostrils? And Mickey Mouse? *hic*
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Personal Jesus
Submitted by kikichanelconspiracy on Sat, 07/11/2009 - 8:17pm.
I don't not get this dude's appeal. At all. I was pretty 'meh' on him. Then I started reading interviews with him. He really thinks he's way more famous than actually is. Then he made fun of the people profiled on "Intervention" saying watching it inspired "schadenfreude". Seriously Ryan? You're a "movie star" (and I use the term very, very loosely) laughing at the addiction struggles of strangers?
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Ummm ..."don't not"-- Girl, I think you do.
To start:
First-- IF he said such a thing, please link me-- I have searched in vain. Second-- the guy can be funny-- but using the word "schadenfreude"? Now THAT is unforgivable.
Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 07/08/2009 - 5:00pm.
Karen Flatts is always a cunt
Mr. Mercury, Nitty does NOT need another martini. Grey Goose and seven, however, is another matter. :)
PS... she wasn't kidding about her kid either.
Submitted by mike on Sat, 07/11/2009 - 8:24pm.
Submitted by kikichanelconspiracy on Sat, 07/11/2009 - 8:17pm.
... Then he made fun of the people profiled on "Intervention" saying watching it inspired "schadenfreude". Seriously Ryan? You're a "movie star" (and I use the term very, very loosely) laughing at the addiction struggles of strangers?
HUH?!? That's despicable. You don't take pleasure in the suffering of those less fortunate/less powerful than you. Taking pleasure in the suffering of those equally or more fortunate/powerful is a different matter, however.
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WERD.
And DeeDee, the day I ever wash my Viggo towels is the day after my funeral.
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Just because no one understands you, doesn't mean you're an artist.
Also, I'm on the Oliver Reed/Javier Bardem train. They have what I call "brute appeal". Mmmmmm!
The only movie I've actually seen this tool in was The Nines. He plays three different characters, and he's best as the gay one. Just sayin'
Submitted by NitWitty on Sat, 07/11/2009 - 8:23pm.
Careful MM...Mah kid is 16 and she carries a shank and is in love with this lil' Nose Flarer. Don't push them over the edge...It's not purdy.
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Nitty: Because I am older than dirt, and didn't get this far by ignoring good advice, I will bow to your warning. *lifts extrafortified martini to Nitty for being a pal*
"Rhoda, we're all aware that you're an adroit liar"
I see he's copied his hairdo from Jonathan Lipnicki. Cute.
"HUH?!? That's despicable. You don't take pleasure in the suffering of those less fortunate/less powerful than you. Taking pleasure in the suffering of those equally or more fortunate/powerful is a different matter, however."
Yeah, he said it in the EW Must List when he was on the cover. I'm pretty that's where I also read the hates hockey (HUH!!) and beer (WHAT?!) quote. I tried to find it online, but it's only an excerpt. The Intervention stuff was in a box at the end of his article. It proved to me what an insufferable asshole he really was. As someone's who's had extensive first-hand experience with addicts, I know they can be manipulative fuckers, but I would NEVER, EVER claim feels of schadenfreude. He has no compassion and zero redeeming qualities in my book.
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I wish it was like the 70's and it was still ok to kick someone's ass. Damn
SPANK ME!!
Coma Caca!!
Oh no no no....Ryan has a voice MADE for comedy. He should stick with it.
The other Canadian Ryan CAN act.
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"You--only you--will have stars that can laugh!"
Submitted by kikichanelconspiracy on Sat, 07/11/2009 - 8:17pm.
... Then he made fun of the people profiled on "Intervention" saying watching it inspired "schadenfreude". Seriously Ryan? You're a "movie star" (and I use the term very, very loosely) laughing at the addiction struggles of strangers?
HUH?!? That's despicable. You don't take pleasure in the suffering of those less fortunate/less powerful than you. Taking pleasure in the suffering of those equally or more fortunate/powerful is a different matter, however.
Submitted by Mr. Mercury on Sat, 07/11/2009 - 8:15pm.
Submitted by cuntygolightly on Sat, 07/11/2009 - 8:10pm.
---yes, because you need a good actor to play green lantern. would bob de niro be good enough for you?
Actually, Bob is too old to play GL. But thanks for asking. Let's just be thankful the role didn't go to Jack Black, OK? Keeeerist on a krutch, I had no idea RR had TWO fans.
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Careful MM...Mah kid is 16 and she carries a shank and is in love with this lil' Nose Flarer. Don't push them over the edge...It's not purdy.
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Just because no one understands you, doesn't mean you're an artist.
"Clarrise, they look so alike! I think I lean towards Oliver, however. *proppin' up my funbags*
MOM?!! What are YOU doing on DListed?! ;)
If you have mad love for Peter O'Toole and Richard Harris, you seriously are my mother.
"Did he really say he hates beer AND hockey?? What kind of a Canadian do you call that??
*coughgaycough*
Arsehole."
I know, riiight? What a twat. *Off to find quote*
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I wish it was like the 70's and it was still ok to kick someone's ass. Damn
I can see the Bardem/Reed similarities.
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kikichanelconspiracy on Sat, 07/11/2009 - 8:15pm.
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Did he really say he hates beer AND hockey?? What kind of a Canadian do you call that??
*coughgaycough*
Arsehole.
Ryan still reminds me of the dweeby Chandler-esqe guy he played on "Two Guys, A Girl and a Pizza Place." His voice is a bit Urkel. I hope he does okay with this, pointing his ring at everybody.
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Submitted by NitWitty on Sat, 07/11/2009 - 8:13pm.
He's got a certain Jenn-essay-fuak, but his "following" powers never washed over me.
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Maybe it you'd stop washing your sheets with that sweat ladden towel you stole from Viggo's house, you'd let in some other hwat dudes!
Clarrise, they look so alike! I think I lean towards Oliver, however. *proppin' up my funbags*
I don't not get this dude's appeal. At all. I was pretty 'meh' on him. Then I started reading interviews with him. He really thinks he's way more famous than actually is. Then he made fun of the people profiled on "Intervention" saying watching it inspired "schadenfreude". Seriously Ryan? You're a "movie star" (and I use the term very, very loosely) laughing at the addiction struggles of strangers? I'll be taking a malicious pleasure in your inevitable non-career. Stay classy, Ryan Reynolds. He also hates beer and hockey. Seriously, this cunt has zero redeeming qualities.
___Bardem:
http://blogs.plus.es/cine_express/images/2008/01/14/javier_bardem.jpg
Oliver Reed:
http://cdn.channel.aol.com/getty/I/1962-10-03/3139575.jpg
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Clarisse! My mom loves her some Oliver Reed. Also, I believe your assessment is correct.
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I wish it was like the 70's and it was still ok to kick someone's ass. Damn
Clarisse, unless someone else agrees, we're both nuts. :)
Submitted by cuntygolightly on Sat, 07/11/2009 - 8:10pm.
---yes, because you need a good actor to play green lantern. would bob de niro be good enough for you?
Actually, Bob is too old to play GL. But thanks for asking. Let's just be thankful the role didn't go to Jack Black, OK? Keeeerist on a krutch, I had no idea RR had TWO fans.
"Rhoda, we're all aware that you're an adroit liar"
Submitted by Clarisse on Sat, 07/11/2009 - 8:05pm.
Bardem:
http://blogs.plus.es/cine_express/images/2008/01/14/javier_bardem.jpg
Oliver Reed:
http://cdn.channel.aol.com/getty/I/1962-10-03/3139575.jpg
IS IT JUST ME???
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Well, mah lil' Clarie de D-Li...
IMO, it's not just you. After I saw him in a few movies, I told my mama, "thanks for introducing me to the hwatness that was Tom Jones, because otherwise I'd not recognise the hwatness that is Javier today."
I'm pretty sure they used the same spell. Now, don't get me wrong, lady. He's got a certain Jenn-essay-fuak, but his "following" powers never washed over me.
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islandgirl!!
Oh lord! Glad i'm not the only one that sees it!!!!
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Submitted by fabhell on Sat, 07/11/2009 - 6:23pm.
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Oh I love Udo!
"My name is Hans. Any friend of Elena's...friend of mine...would you like to be my friend?"
"Sitting on a bullet! Thinking of power! Every hour! Being in space! Controlling the world!
LONDON!
NEW YORK!
MOSCOW!
TOKYO!"
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Submitted by Superpop on Sat, 07/11/2009 - 8:06pm.
Mr. Mercury....
Bitch have you seen "The Nin9s?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c5mFAc1OTVM
He can act!
Thanks, that's the first time all day I've been called "bitch". That was acting? Didn't Jim Carrey already tread that slippery slope in "23" or whatever spooky number movie that was? If it was "SevinNyne" then I'd have agree he was "acting".
"Rhoda, we're all aware that you're an adroit liar"
Submitted by Mr. Mercury on Sat, 07/11/2009 - 8:02pm.
So it's really come to this. A Z-list "actor" with the pecs and six-pac of the month to star in some bazillion dollar comic book movie about a superhero that no one remembers or even cares about. Ryan Reynolds is more suited to gay porn than anything else since he really cannot act. In a few years when the muscle fades (or drops due to gravity) he'll only be remembered for once being the husband of Scarlett whatshername who's father was in some 70s glam band. The apocalypse cannot be far away.
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yes, because you need a good actor to play green lantern. would bob de niro be good enough for you?
Submitted by Clarisse on Sat, 07/11/2009 - 8:05pm.
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Clarisse!! Yikes. Separated at birth?? Either way, holy snapping arseholes. *mops brow*
I actually like him, but please-- marrying SJ just confirms that he is either a) gay or b) completely vapid.
Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 07/08/2009 - 5:00pm.
Karen Flatts is always a cunt
Mr. Mercury....
Bitch have you seen "The Nin9s?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c5mFAc1OTVM
He can act!
Submitted by Mr. Mercury on Sat, 07/11/2009 - 8:02pm.
So it's really come to this. A Z-list "actor" with the pecs and six-pac of the month to star in some bazillion dollar comic book movie about a superhero that no one remembers or even cares about. Ryan Reynolds is more suited to gay porn than anything else since he really cannot act. In a few years when the muscle fades (or drops due to gravity) he'll only be remembered for once being the husband of Scarlett whatshername who's father was in some 70s glam band. The apocalypse cannot be far away.
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No worries, Mr. Merc. I'll always remember him as a nose flarer that I never could watch when his nose is six feet tall on a movie screen and I'm sure he's just one breath away from sucking the life outa' me and mine.
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Just because no one understands you, doesn't mean you're an artist.
Bardem:
http://blogs.plus.es/cine_express/images/2008/01/14/javier_bardem.jpg
Oliver Reed:
http://cdn.channel.aol.com/getty/I/1962-10-03/3139575.jpg
IS IT JUST ME???
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"You--only you--will have stars that can laugh!"
So it's really come to this. A Z-list "actor" with the pecs and six-pac of the month to star in some bazillion dollar comic book movie about a superhero that no one remembers or even cares about. Ryan Reynolds is more suited to gay porn than anything else since he really cannot act. In a few years when the muscle fades (or drops due to gravity) he'll only be remembered for once being the husband of Scarlett whatshername who's father was in some 70s glam band. The apocalypse cannot be far away.
"Rhoda, we're all aware that you're an adroit liar"
Submitted by Clarisse on Sat, 07/11/2009 - 7:56pm.
Nitty!
I discovered something today...lemme get your input since you brought up Javier....
Gimme a minute!
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Clarrise! *MuaH* for Javier, I'll give ya' two! LOL
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Just because no one understands you, doesn't mean you're an artist.
Nitty!
I discovered something today...lemme get your input since you brought up Javier....
Gimme a minute!
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"You--only you--will have stars that can laugh!"
Oh hellz yes Nits! I love him in "Friday Night Lights." Mmmmmmmmm.
LMAO IG! The goose bumps made up for the missing noodle. RODRIGOOOOOOOOOO! *sniff*
@IG...LMAO! Not the GREY Goose bumps!!! Entirely a bird of a different fethah!
Taylor Kitsch:
http://img1.tvloop.com/img/showpics/91/ac/l357978700001_1_30119.jpg
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Submitted by DeeDee on Sat, 07/11/2009 - 7:32pm.
Not only CGI Nits, but some voice over work with an actor with a deeper voice. Ryan sounds like Mickey Mouse to me.
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LMAO, Dee! I've tried to listen to him talk but after the first word he usually flares his nostrils and I run screaming from the theater. Joe Schmoe's idea of Javier as the lead, as hwat as it would be, I'm thinking he's too "serious" for this role. I'm ALL about that youngin' from "Wolverine," Taylor Kitsch taking the role. OMG! Lemme' post a link!
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cannot wait to see him in green spandex
Submitted by NitWitty on Sat, 07/11/2009 - 7:31pm.
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I believe you, Nits. Besides, I saw enough of your so-called "goose bumps" last weekend.
Not only CGI Nits, but some voice over work with an actor with a deeper voice. Ryan sounds like Mickey Mouse to me.
Submitted by islandgirl on Sat, 07/11/2009 - 7:28pm.
HAHAHA, Nits! I thought of you as soon as I saw Ryan's pic. Don't lie, you know you want him, nose flaring and all. :)
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Not EVEN! Blech! You can NEVER trust a nose flarer! Evah! Seriously? Need I show you my goose bumps again to prove just how badly they skeeve me out?
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HAHAHA, Nits! I thought of you as soon as I saw Ryan's pic. Don't lie, you know you want him, nose flaring and all. :)
And joe, yes. It HAS to be Jakey.
Submitted by islandgirl on Sat, 07/11/2009 - 7:14pm.
Submitted by joe shmoe on Sat, 07/11/2009 - 6:54pm.
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Starring Jake Gyllenhaal as the older, wiser Ace, who takes the naive Gary (as played by Zac Efron) under his wing.
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Ohhh IG! Does it *have* to be Jake G? He's a stand-in in my fave fanta...I mean movie, when Javier is on hiatus.
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All we can hope is that CGI has caught up and they have invented non-nose flaring program before the movie comes out. *flail* _______________________________________________________
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Submitted by LA on Sat, 07/11/2009 - 7:20pm.
He'll suck but he'll still be better than Timberlake.
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You make a very valid point. Not that I plan on seeing it. :)