La Toya Jackson Is Going To Get To The Bottom Of Everything!
It's time for the latest episode of Murder She Wrote with special guest star La Toya Jackson! But I have a feeling Angela Lansbury does not want to be a part of this.
La Toya thinks her brother was murdered by his "shadowy entourage" and went off to tell the Daily Mail all about it. Sigh. La Toya should be volunteering her investigative skills (!!!!) to the L.A.P.D. and not talking to the press.
La Toya thinks that the evil doers believed that Michael was worth more money dead than alive, so they got him hooked on the bad shit. La Toya said, "I believe Michael was murdered. I felt that from the start. Not just one person was involved, rather it was a conspiracy of people. He was surrounded by a bad circle. Michael was a very meek, quiet, loving person. People took advantage of that. People fought to be close to him, people who weren’t always on his side. They got him hooked on drugs. He was pure and clean and then drugs came back into his system. I think it shocked his system so much it killed him. He had needle marks on his neck and on his arms and more about those will emerge in the next few weeks. I cannot discuss that any further as I may jeopardize the investigation. I can, however, say that I have not changed my mind about my feeling that Michael was murdered. It will all come out. You will be shocked."
LaToya says that there was no way Michael would have been able to perform 50 concerts in London. Michael was too weak and fragile, but the evil doers in his life were making him do it. Whenever his family would call, they would not tell him. They would do anything they could to keep his family away.
As for Michael's kids, La Toya is ready to knife fight Debbie Rowe (with cameras rolling, of course) to make sure Katherine Jackson gets custody. La Toya went on, "These are not Debbie’s kids. They don’t even know she’s their mother. Like everyone else in his life, she was motivated by money. She has always said she’s not their mother. My understanding is that she will now go after the kids. I know a few things about Debbie, and I will prevent that from happening."
Herm. I wonder what dirt La Toya has on Debbie? Debbie totally tried to tickle La Toya's pussy puff one night, right? La Toya is saving that drop of Clamato for her next tell-all.
According to La Toya, Blanket is not related to Michael at all, "They took eggs from a donor and I believe the sperm came from one of five donors picked from a book. Michael didn’t know who the mother and father were. I don’t know who carried the child and if the surrogate knew whose child she was carrying."
La Toya ended the interview by saying that her family will file civil lawsuits against anybody who supplied her brother with drugs, "I am going to get down to the bottom of this. I am not going to stop until I find out who is responsible. Why did they keep the family away? It’s not about money. I want justice for Michael. I won’t rest until I find out what -- and who -- killed my brother."
Why do I have a sinking feeling (it could be the Mexican dick I had last night) that Vh1 is thisclose to announcing their newest reality show: The La Toya Ladies Detective Agency.
It's still hard for me to fully hate on La Toya, because she has blessed the world with sparkly gems like this:
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well, i for one think La Toya's right! MJ WAS murdered!! but, i think it's much more complex...
see, i believe that an elite hit squad of toddlers were trained to infiltrate MJ's life by any means necessary... ANY MEANS! then, when they selfishly took advantage of his kindness and good nature they introduced him to hardcore narcotics. MJ, being the innocent person that he was, of course refused the advances of the wiley toddler drug pushers, but they over powered him in the form of a tickle fight. they held him down and forced numerous drugs into his system for long periods of time. as the years went by new toddler agents had to be sent in to replace the ageing former squads as they seemed to lose the ability to keep MJ occupied past the age of six. doctors, agents, lawyers, family, friends and pharmacists were clueless to the horrible shenanigans happening to MJ as the number one rule is: why would anyone not trust a gang of cute toddlers. as MJ lay dyeing from this evil plot to make him out to look like a drug addict in the time of his death, he uttered his final words... "Ignorant... just ignorant"
and who's behind this dastardly and cunning long running plot to make MJ look as if he just liked being sedated and ended up dyeing from it you ask?....
the Carradine family... what?.. you haven't heard shit about his embarassing death since all this, have you?.. well.. have you?!?!
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Leave it to La Toilet to start throwing shit balls.
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Submitted by WTF2009 on Sun, 07/12/2009 - 4:24pm.
is it that hard to believe she actually loved her dad and was sad?
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I know! I'm surprised by that reaction too. But maybe it came across contrived (I didn't see it) becuz it was such a weird setting. I mean, he keeps her in hiding her whole life and suddenly the ENTIRE WORLD is listening to her speak. It's got to have an effect on her delivery.
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is it that hard to believe she actually loved her dad and was sad?
I don't get why he did the surrogate with a sperm donor. Couldn't he just have adopted? Seems like a waste to me. St. Angie Jo, he was not.
Submitted by Hekki on Sun, 07/12/2009 - 2:29pm.
And people think I'm a cold-hearted bitch, but I STILL think Paris' speech at the memorial was a performance. That crying seemed fake to me. I think (just my opinion) that the family told her what they expected from her and she did it.
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I kinda agree. It looked CONTRIVED. Pretty girl, tho.
BTW: I was thumbing through a mag at the drugstore. There was a book about MJ. One section was about his family. I saw a group photo of the grown up Jackson's (incl his brother Randy) and right beneath it was a pic of AI Randy Jackson w/his wife.
Too stupid!
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looks like Jussayin knows his shit, and i agree
looks like Jussayin knows his shit, and i gree
How can u compare MJ to anyone out there? I doubt even Diana Ross would sell out 50 concerts! He was just a heck of an easy target, he was already addicted, all they had to do is watch him kill himself an dnot let anyone interfere. That's all. Now i'm not saying that's how it went down, but it's highly likely
I want this old hag to go away!
*waves magic wand*
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that song was so bad, it isn't even funny!
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Yeah, right Latoya, it was murder. Could her halfass theory be based on the idea that the insurance companies will have to pay double indemnity on any policies Michael had. I wouldn't put anything past those money grabbing Jacksons to squezzzzzzzzeeeee every last drop out of the departed cash cow.
I don't think it was murder...I think it was an accident, but knowing that he could die accident, like bungee jumping with a rope too long.
BUT...that doctor is very suspicious. He just "happened" to bust up in Michael's room. You saw all the locks at Neverland. You mean to say, as intensely private as MJ was, he had his door open? Naw, dude, obviously he was already in the room.
Then he obviously freaked out. There was oxygen yet he didn't get it. Plus the first thing is call 911, if CPR isn't working by 8-10 min you are screwed. MJ was dead way before 911 arrived.
Plus why was there no emergency medicines or paraphernalia-fluids, fibrillator, epinephrine, opiate reversers. If you know the risks, no one has anything around for "what if" knowing all hese drugs depress your breathing.
And lastly, MJ is dying and they call his hated father who is in Vegas first? Even before 911....
ESCANDALO! and shady!!
It is all suspicious! But in an idiot way...cuz no one cleaned up the mess and hid anything.
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Obviously LaToya found her true calling when she starting hawking Psychic lines.
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She's searching for the real killer ala OJ and Robert Blake?
Did she say shadowy or shady entourage?
LaToya is 53 years old! Her birthday is May 29, 1956, NOT '65. She is exactly 6 years younger than Rebbie, born 5-29-50, and she's older than Michael. Just wanted to set the record straight!
Submitted by EatYourVeggies on Sun, 07/12/2009 - 2:30pm.
Submitted by freebird on Sun, 07/12/2009 - 2:27pm
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American Idol Randy Jackson is not related to THE Jackson family. Michael's brother goes by the name Randy Jackson but that's actually his middle name. I think his name is Steve or something.
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^ Sorry, I just read that. Haha, long day today. That's correct :)
Submitted by freebird on Sun, 07/12/2009 - 2:36pm.
@EatYrVeg: Thanks for straigntening that out. You're right. I read it on the mirror website:
1. LaToya Jackson was born May 29th 1965 in Gary, Indiana. She's the fifth child in a family of nine children.
Most famous members of her family include her brothers Jackie, Tito, Jermaine, Marlon and Michael Jackson of the Jackson 5, singer Janet Jackson and American Idol judge Randy.
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That is incorrect. The American Idol judge is NOT related to Michael Jackson. Michael Jackson did have a younger brother nicknamed Randy, but that is not his real name nor is it the American Idol judge. Just wanted to correct that.
OT: If Michael died from his addiction to painkillers, then suing his doctors is retarded. He decided to make it an addiction, I highly doubt the doctors forced him to do anything even if dollar signs were involved.
As for Michael being worth more money dead then alive, isn't that the case for MOST celebrities?
Hell, I guess Britney, Tom Cruise, Prince, Meryl Streep, etc.....better start watching their damn backs. Celebs die and all of a sudden their shit is in even more demand.
How about Michael's BFF Diana Ross. Why not kill her too? Rich as she is now, she'll be a kajillionaire after she's dead. Michael was an addict. Pure and simple. Who knows how long he's been taking hardcore shit. The man is HUMAN and eventually it was all going to catch up with him. Hell, you're even playing with fire when you take an aspirin.
And of course he had enablers. He's a CELEBRITY for God's sake. What celeb isn't surrounded by an army of enablers? You think Michael Jackson is the only one taking hard core pharmaceuticals? He's one of a ton of celebs who probably have unbelievable shit in their house. You have enough money you can get somebody to do anything you want them too. A doctor can be bought just like anybody else. If they say no, he'll just offer even MORE money. And if they didn't get it for him, well, there are other methods to get the drugs you want. If anybody murdered Michael it was the Jackson family. They are getting more publicity now then they ever did.
right on Phoebe
I was just on the death-hoax site & that is some of the dumbest shit I've read in a long time. I knew it wouldn't be long before the conspiracy theorists started crwaling outta the woodwork.
Submitted by Hekki on Sun, 07/12/2009 - 2:29pm.
And people think I'm a cold-hearted bitch, but I STILL think Paris' speech at the memorial was a performance. That crying seemed fake to me. I think (just my opinion) that the family told her what they expected from her and she did it.
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I agree. I think she was coached to say something. Notice how clear the comment was? They say she wants to be a performer.
As far a LaToya. I believe her initial stories about the sexual abuse about both her father and Michael. I know everyone is canonizing Michael, but I believe the molestation charges against him. I think that whole family is nuts and the kids have zero chance of coming out of this thing normal.
Even a broken clock is right twice a day.
The thing I like is that she would stand up for the rented uterus not getting the children.
and BTW, that WAS him at the concert announcement. He had some more surgery done, (confirmed by his dermatologist, he said he used fillers on his nose and it came out great!) but that was him! How can you not recognise his hands and voice?! And WHY would it not be him anyway? People that say it wasn't him, do you also think maybe he didn't die and is chilling with Elvis somewhere sippin' cubalibra and chewing some pills?
Pffft, Sure La Toolya. You go and try to sue all the Doctors who prescribed MJ's prescription drugs.
Where is she gonna get the money to hire the lawyers? Her gravy train left her out of the will.
Well, she is sort of crazy in the head sometimes, but honestly there could be some truth to what she's saying. I'm sure it's much MUCH more complicatd than it seems. People did have $$$ ONE HUGE DOLLAR SIGN REASON $$$ to kill him, u can't deny that.
Okay that's just retarded, La Toya. Your brother was not murdered - it was HIS decision to abuse prescription drugs at that is most likely what killed him. Yes there were people who enabled him, but what he did was HIS choice.
@EatYrVeg: Thanks for straigntening that out. You're right. I read it on the mirror website:
1. LaToya Jackson was born May 29th 1965 in Gary, Indiana. She's the fifth child in a family of nine children.
Most famous members of her family include her brothers Jackie, Tito, Jermaine, Marlon and Michael Jackson of the Jackson 5, singer Janet Jackson and American Idol judge Randy.
La Toya, the biggest Jackson Joke ever, wants to know who is responsible and she will NOT rest until she finds out. Real simple, look under the lid. This trashy family will be in the news for the next two years milking Michaels death, this was just the shot in the arm the family needed to capitalize on.
She wrote a book 'La Toya: Growing up in The Jackson Family' accusing her father of of physical and verbal abuse.
Things came to a head and reached an all time low for family relations when she accused her father of sexual abuse against her sister LIVE on the Donahue Show.
In 1993 she went public saying she believed her brother was a danger to children.
In 2004 La Toya appeared on The Frank Skinner show explaining the reasons for one minute publicly condemning her brother Michael Jackson saying he may be a threat to children and the next supporting him.
Poor La Toya was voted 11th worst artist ever by US magazine Blender.
Submitted by freebird on Sun, 07/12/2009 - 2:27pm
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American Idol Randy Jackson is not related to THE Jackson family. Michael's brother goes by the name Randy Jackson but that's actually his middle name. I think his name is Steve or something.
See You Next Tuesday: Oohh, good link. I love conspiracy theories, and don't believe most of them. But I agree with you about that London appearance. That really didn't seem like him.
And people think I'm a cold-hearted bitch, but I STILL think Paris' speech at the memorial was a performance. That crying seemed fake to me. I think (just my opinion) that the family told her what they expected from her and she did it.
He was responsible for his own death. The Jackson family is looking for someone to blame bc/ he died before his time. Plus he was the family source of income.
He was responsible for his own death. The Jackson family is looking for someone to blame bc/ he died before his time. Plus he was the family source of income.
Submitted by OXA on Sun, 07/12/2009 - 2:25pm.
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I did not know that the American Idol judge Randy Jackson was related!!!!
10 facts we need to know about La Toilet! http://www.mirror.co.uk/celebs/news/2009/01/06/celebrity-big-brother-s-l...
"This time you have gone too far
gonna suck you when you're hard and leave a scar"
Is that what she's saying @ 1:20? That did suck hard. It could scar an ear or an eye, but that's about it. Maybe bust a gut.
Submitted by sushi: "I'm so fucking tired to the excuse game for this freak. He was supposed to be this great dad and decided he'd rather spend all of his time sedated or knocked out on some powerful shit that none of us could ever get our hands on. He didn't care enough about his kids and he shut out people who tried to get him help."
Yeah, I don't see how he was such a great parent. Those poor kids were forced to move from place to place, wear masks and scarves over their heads. What does that do to a child, to be taught that they have to hide their faces in public?
According to the NYPost, their toys were thrown out every night and replaced. And remember when he dangled Blanket off that balcony?
I'm sure he loved the children, but I don't think that automatically makes for a good parent.
I'd be very interested to hear what kind of relationship the nanny Grace had with Jackson. Wasn't she with them for a long long time? As I understand it, no employee lasted long, especially if they disagreed with MJ. I wonder if Grace was a yes-person or the excpetion?
Of course the most useless Jackson besides for Joe would be throwing this out there. Expect her memoirs to be pimped out on The View soon.
Submitted by Anonymouse73 on Sun, 07/12/2009 - 1:44pm.
Panzerfaust> Wow. I didn't realize you were there when these things supposedly happened! Cause that's the only way you would know.
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But don't you know? All of them were there. They also have better judgement than any police officer, judge or jury member involved in that trial.
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For some really good reading material, go check out the Michael Jackson death hoax website. I was never a fan of MJ, so I honestly could care less whether he is dead or alive, but I love me some conspiracy theories!! Seriously, its worth looking at. Just ignore the fact that although it names hundreds of discrepancies about MJ's "death", they also have a blog posted about how MJ died in 1984. There is actually something I did buy into on there... about it being an imposter MJ at the O2 press conference. Cuz that seriously didn't even look or sound like him! http://www.michaeljacksonhoaxdeath.com/?p=174
"Small and broken..... but still good..... mostly...."
So - why would the hangers-on kill him if he was their meal ticket? They were smart enough to con him but not smart enough to see that without him they'd be back on the street? They're not in the Will, LaToya. Think about it and get back to us.
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o_O. Paris Hilton. Beware of my fucked up eye. It's bigger than the other.
Also, why is it spelled "Rebbie" but it's pronounced "Reebie"?
We don't pronounce "Freddy" as "Freedy". Or "Kelly" as "Keely".
Just saying. Her name defies the laws of common sense.
The Jackson's all learned the soft spoken shy act voice from their muther. You know damn well living in a house with 9 kids she did not speak in that whisper like voice she uses in interviews.
They should have kept his death quiet till after all the 02 concerts. LaToilet could have put on the hat and glove and gone out as Michael, God knows she carved her face enough, with the right lighting she looks like and could pass for him.
Um, excuse me, Panzerfaust. I don't appreciate the name-calling. Pretty sad if that's the only way you can make a point.
Isn't "buying them off" in the eye of the beholder? Perhaps he was sick of dealing w. the accusations and decided to settle out of court. A lot of celebrities handle law suits that way.
My question to you is, what sort of parent allows him/herself to be "bought off"? Kind of makes it seem that they were in it just for the money. I know that if I were a parent, I wouldn't stop there...if I REALLY thought my kid had been molested, I would shout it from the rooftops. Screw the money.
Besides that, if you actually look into the case, you will see that there were many inconsistancies in the kid's testimony.
He was MURDERED? He was lucky to have lived until 50.
He was an anorexic junkie.
He was enabled an awful lot, but that's not the same thing as murder.
THAT's what I'm talking about, Zomay MUAH and later gater for now on the new post -- if any.
At this point I may as well file for custody of the children at least I'm sane!!
I'll cut her slack because her brother did just die, but one thing she said irritated me: Michael Jackson was mild and meek. Sir Paul McCartney is somewhere screaming this bitch is a liar!!!!! Michael Jackson was far from mild or meek, that was just his public persona. He was a very shrewd businessman, again see Sir Paul McCartney, and he was known to cut people off who did not agree with the circus show he called life. So I doubt if it was a "conspiracy" to kill, sounds more like greedy ass doctors trying to make side cash and his addiction to presription drugs that killed him. NO one outside of a few charities, Katherine and his children benefitted off of his death. I am certain AEG will have to refund all the money for tickets sold, and pay the performers for their rehearsal, cancellation fees to the venues etc.. so where do they benefit?
*Sir Paul McCartney and MJ weren't speaking because MJ brought the rights of the Beatle catalog when it came up for sale. He brought catalog right from underneath him. Paul did encourage Michale to buy rights catalogs but never thought he would buy his. So that is all bullshit about him being meek and mild.
but of course the family will file civil lawsuits..without Michael around, the entire family is broke as hell. So michael begged for the drugs, took the drugs and ultimately assisted in ending his own life while his family keep financially benefiting from him but now that the family brinks truck is gone, everyone else is a murderer?? RIGHT LaToya....