La Toya Jackson Is Going To Get To The Bottom Of Everything!
It's time for the latest episode of Murder She Wrote with special guest star La Toya Jackson! But I have a feeling Angela Lansbury does not want to be a part of this.
La Toya thinks her brother was murdered by his "shadowy entourage" and went off to tell the Daily Mail all about it. Sigh. La Toya should be volunteering her investigative skills (!!!!) to the L.A.P.D. and not talking to the press.
La Toya thinks that the evil doers believed that Michael was worth more money dead than alive, so they got him hooked on the bad shit. La Toya said, "I believe Michael was murdered. I felt that from the start. Not just one person was involved, rather it was a conspiracy of people. He was surrounded by a bad circle. Michael was a very meek, quiet, loving person. People took advantage of that. People fought to be close to him, people who weren’t always on his side. They got him hooked on drugs. He was pure and clean and then drugs came back into his system. I think it shocked his system so much it killed him. He had needle marks on his neck and on his arms and more about those will emerge in the next few weeks. I cannot discuss that any further as I may jeopardize the investigation. I can, however, say that I have not changed my mind about my feeling that Michael was murdered. It will all come out. You will be shocked."
LaToya says that there was no way Michael would have been able to perform 50 concerts in London. Michael was too weak and fragile, but the evil doers in his life were making him do it. Whenever his family would call, they would not tell him. They would do anything they could to keep his family away.
As for Michael's kids, La Toya is ready to knife fight Debbie Rowe (with cameras rolling, of course) to make sure Katherine Jackson gets custody. La Toya went on, "These are not Debbie’s kids. They don’t even know she’s their mother. Like everyone else in his life, she was motivated by money. She has always said she’s not their mother. My understanding is that she will now go after the kids. I know a few things about Debbie, and I will prevent that from happening."
Herm. I wonder what dirt La Toya has on Debbie? Debbie totally tried to tickle La Toya's pussy puff one night, right? La Toya is saving that drop of Clamato for her next tell-all.
According to La Toya, Blanket is not related to Michael at all, "They took eggs from a donor and I believe the sperm came from one of five donors picked from a book. Michael didn’t know who the mother and father were. I don’t know who carried the child and if the surrogate knew whose child she was carrying."
La Toya ended the interview by saying that her family will file civil lawsuits against anybody who supplied her brother with drugs, "I am going to get down to the bottom of this. I am not going to stop until I find out who is responsible. Why did they keep the family away? It’s not about money. I want justice for Michael. I won’t rest until I find out what -- and who -- killed my brother."
Why do I have a sinking feeling (it could be the Mexican dick I had last night) that Vh1 is thisclose to announcing their newest reality show: The La Toya Ladies Detective Agency.
It's still hard for me to fully hate on La Toya, because she has blessed the world with sparkly gems like this:
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Why did he buy their silence u dumb ass if he had nothing to hide?
Submitted by Tristram on Sun, 07/12/2009 - 1:38pm.
You're gonna have a hard time finding a motorcycle gang that is equally racially and sexually diverse--and who can rap and dance.
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LOLZ! And with that I'm out 'cause it looks like a boring ass flamewhore war is about to happen, guh.
Pearl_Necklace,
This is what we need to do. We design and create pamphlets on our newly created religion. Then when someone knocks on our doors and asks to share their religion, we hand them one of our pamphlets. We will say something like "God knew you needed me, that is why you knocked at my door, here is a booklett to get you started."
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Okay have a good day. See you guys later.
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Tristram on Sat, 07/11/2009 - 3:13pm.
...They grow up and attract douches so fast. *sniffling*...
Whoa. That Joh'vannie chick has Joe's wonky brows!
As for LaToya, I think what she's saying makes a lot of sense, particularly the neck injections. How the fuck does someone inject himself in the neck?
It would certainly explain why his management wants the city of LA to pay for the memorial instead of shelling out for it themselves. Greedy SOB's. According to Tommy Matola (?), there are TONS of left-over recordings in MJ's vaults. His management company is going to get super rich off this.
*puts on her Nancy Drew hat*
Panzerfaust> Wow. I didn't realize you were there when these things supposedly happened! Cause that's the only way you would know.
He was a paedo! A dirty little kiddie fiddler! If i'd have met him i would have fucking shot the beast!
You're gonna have a hard time finding a motorcycle gang that is equally racially and sexually diverse--and who can rap and dance.
La Toya Jackson: Eternal Speaker of Truth!
The Universal Love of LaToya: http://www.latoyalove.com
Finally got some kick from my cup of joe and here's the link to the Ozzy daughter who doesn't have the fameho gene, Aimee:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aimee_Osbourne
Seems to have a pretty solid life of her own, too.
MJ is responsible for his own death. We all have free will and can make choices, both good and bad.
Didn't LaToya throw him under the bus when alive...when's the next bus coming at her.
Rotten bitch, STFU.
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HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
That's awesome.
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EvilShoe on Sun, 07/12/2009 - 12:48pm.
I have no idea but I have a couple that come every few weeks even though I told them to shuffle off. I caught one peeing on the side of my property once, he saw me and everything. Bitch still comes back even through the embarrassment!
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He peed?! GROSS.
I told them that I was a follower of a unique religion created by me. I also told them that I read about Zen Buddhism and I love Ganesh. I love Jesus and Mary Magdalene. And that Moses is a hero of mine. And that The Goddess is a powerfull force in our universe.
They stopped coming.
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AAAHAHAHAHA!!! As someone who has come thiiiis close to busting out the Lotus Sutra on a JW, you're my hero! But THAT JW saw the lovely white Siddartha statuette with lighted votive candles on the bookcase behind me then whipped out his cell like someone just called him and dashed off *sigh*
If this interview is legit all I have to say is, "The original Jackson Family tragedy speaketh."
Those kids don't stand a chance if all of the so called adults in their lives are looking to catch some shine off of Mike's death.
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Submitted by zomay on Sun, 07/12/2009 - 1:04pm.
Pearl_Necklace on Sun, 07/12/2009 - 12:53pm.
Me, too. She's like that one daughter of Ozzie Osbourne who just said no to famewhoredom.
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They have 2 daughters?
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LOL, yeah, last I heard, though I can't remember her name and I can't get my lazy azz off DListed to search it.
Jamie Spears should totally open an agency and educate these whores on how to wrangle their celebrisluts from an unscrupulous entourage. Britney is all fixed up....if you don't look at the lobotomy scars and ignore her everytime she says " I like mitts!"....she is just fine.
Good Lord; if that was her "new sound", how bad was the old stuff? Man, that was TERRIBLE. Couldn't even finish it.
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Submitted by zomay on Sun, 07/12/2009 - 12:36pm.
By the way, why do Jehovah Witness folks insist on going door to door? Do they really think this works?
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Damn, my mom used to be a Jahovah Witness. You've just provided the answer to why the hell she always insists on showing up unannounced.
Pearl_Necklace on Sun, 07/12/2009 - 12:53pm.
Me, too. She's like that one daughter of Ozzie Osbourne who just said no to famewhoredom.
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They have 2 daughters?
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Tristram on Sat, 07/11/2009 - 3:13pm.
...They grow up and attract douches so fast. *sniffling*...
Maybe she can get OJ to investigate. He's keeping good on his promises too. Right?
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EvilShoe on Sun, 07/12/2009 - 12:48pm.
I have no idea but I have a couple that come every few weeks even though I told them to shuffle off. I caught one peeing on the side of my property once, he saw me and everything. Bitch still comes back even through the embarrassment!
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He peed?! GROSS.
I told them that I was a follower of a unique religion created by me. I also told them that I read about Zen Buddhism and I love Ganesh. I love Jesus and Mary Magdalene. And that Moses is a hero of mine. And that The Goddess is a powerfull force in our universe.
They stopped coming.
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Tristram on Sat, 07/11/2009 - 3:13pm.
...They grow up and attract douches so fast. *sniffling*...
Submitted by angel_i on Sun, 07/12/2009 - 12:04pm.
I think it's kinda funny and bizarre that she looks like a man. MJ and LaToya were exactly the same and totally opposite all at once.
-Do you remember baaaack when the tabloids spruked that Mick was having plastic surgery to look like Diana Ross?
*sigh* it was all good clean fun until he whipped his spotted dick out.
Submitted by zomay on Sun, 07/12/2009 - 12:27pm.
I'm starting to like Rebbie more and more everyday.
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Me, too. She's like that one daughter of Ozzie Osbourne who just said no to famewhoredom.
MK! How could you forget that gem "If You Feel the Funk"?!
Submitted by zomay on Sun, 07/12/2009 - 12:36pm.
By the way, why do Jehovah Witness folks insist on going door to door? Do they really think this works?
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I have no idea but I have a couple that come every few weeks even though I told them to shuffle off. I caught one peeing on the side of my property once, he saw me and everything. Bitch still comes back even through the embarrassment!
It does seem weird that the insurance would cover an od death and not if he died of natural causes.
"These are not Debbie’s kids. They don’t even know she’s their mother. Like everyone else in his life, she was motivated by money...." ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
So is she including herself as being movtivated by money? She needs to have big helping of STFU.
I wonder if Michael was a jellis H8er of Latoya. When she was young she looked a little like his idol Diana Ross.
Turning white as one grows older must run in the family.
I am losing my fucking mind right. This is so fucking funny. Murder, She Wrote, indeed.
By the way, why do Jehovah Witness folks insist on going door to door? Do they really think this works?
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Tristram on Sat, 07/11/2009 - 3:13pm.
...They grow up and attract douches so fast. *sniffling*...
Don't be hating on La Toya. Bitch just lost her brother and she has every right to speak out about his death. Be a little more sensitive, she's a human being too. How would you feel if you lost your brother under mysterious circumstances?
Bahahaha! I remember this video. I also remember thinking LaToya didn't have Michael's gift for singing or dancing.
Meh..LaToya will ride MJ's coat-tails till he turns to dust. Well, in MJ's case...plastic & dust.
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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008
I'm starting to like Rebbie more and more everyday.
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Tristram on Sat, 07/11/2009 - 3:13pm.
...They grow up and attract douches so fast. *sniffling*...
OMFG, that vid is hysterical. I loved the talking part at the beginning. LMAO La Toya, what can I say? There are no words.
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Wow, so according to Toy Toy, the people around him caused his death. That was Joe and a stranger that morning. Did Joe bring a phlebotomist with him? She also thought her brother was retarded since according to her he was incapable of making his own decisions. I love the way she valiantly declared that her family will profit from MJ's death by filing civil suits. Who expected any less from this family of douchebags?
I think Jackson was smart. He knew that if he died shockingly at age 50, he would become the icon he once was and reclaim the sympathy and adoration from the loonies.
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I don't know why you have to become so hostile towards the people here, who remembered him to be a great artist and that his music bestowed many wonderful and memorable moments on them they will always treasure.
I can't tell you what you can or cannot say about Michael, but I think you should show some respect towards the people, who come here and and feel sympathy for him. After all, we are all adults here, aren't we?
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Look at the picture ! It is more than obvious Micheal and LaToya are indeed, the same person !!
I love how everyone is blaming anybody else for MJ decisions. He was too meek to make decisions on his own...are you serious? His doctors forced drugs down his throat, Debbie made him have kids with her..bitch please. Micheal was the driving force behind all of this and people should start doleing out responsibility as its due...
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Have you guys seen Joh'vonnie Jackson's facebook page? She doesn't make it private so I saw her pictures and her status' about her dreaming about how Michael was in her dreams. I was thinking bitch,please you probably never met him. For those who don't know Joh'vonnie is the child Joe Jackson had with a groupie. She is 8 years younger than Janet. Take a look see: http://www.facebook.com/home.php#/profile.php?id=1583990470&hiq=johvonni...
She didn't get the Jackson genes thats for sure!
what is up with the bangs situation???hmmm that's what I care.
i've heard somewhere that the Company that was doing MJ's concerts only covered "drug overdose" as insurance. hmmmm
Coma Caca!!
I think Jackson was smart. He knew that if he died shockingly at age 50, he would become the icon he once was and reclaim the sympathy and adoration from the loonies. If he had lived to be 85 and continued his lifestyle of crazy shit, people might not have been so absorbed by his passing.
I wonder if Janet ever looks at Latoya and just thinks "damn, it really could have gone the other way for me. "
I'll wait for Rebbie to weigh in before I make up my mind.
There are two sides to every story Sushi. Are you sure that he was always knocked out on drugs? No, you don't.
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Oh please. The man had a fucking hospital room in Neverland and shopping Dr.'s that would give him drugs. If you think having drugs used to put people under for surgery doesn't signal a massive drug addiction you are as sick as he was.
So I sorted through what MK posted and I have to say the quote about Debbie Rowe made a lot of sense and if said alone, would be appropriate.
The quote about Blanket was inappropriate.
Michael being murdered...possible, sadly it is true that he seemed to be worth more dead than alive at the moment he died because "fans" always crawl out of the woodwork when it's in fashion.
I think it's kinda funny and bizarre that she looks like a man. MJ and LaToya were exactly the same and totally opposite all at once.
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Oh La Toya is bringing the crazy just like I knew she would! Someone slap a pink wig on her with some funky smelling boots for boot move Sunday!
Oh God, I so remember that song and the video.
She was always jealous of Michael's success. Just watch this part of an unauthorized interview with Michael in 1983.
She wanted to have what he had and never got it, because she had no talent. The name Jackson could only get her so far. It wasn't enough for her anymore to only appear as an extra in Michael's videos (Say, Say, Say, Dirty Diana, The Way You Make Me Feel) and after she realized that she wouldn't make it big with her shitty music, she started talking crap about Michael to destroy his career too.
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"Like everyone else in his life, she was motivated by money."
Yep, expecially his very own family.
I remember reading somewhere that Michael was only going to do 3 shows in London. But that his people just went ahead and signed him for all 50 and that Michael was angry about that. Maybe they figured that he had to do 50 cause he was in alot of debt. Then Michael probably just wanted to "check out" mentally with the drugs because he knew that he was in a pit that he was never going to crawl out of. Who knows.