Sunday, July 12th 2009

La Toya Jackson Is Going To Get To The Bottom Of Everything!

It's time for the latest episode of Murder She Wrote with special guest star La Toya Jackson! But I have a feeling Angela Lansbury does not want to be a part of this.

La Toya thinks her brother was murdered by his "shadowy entourage" and went off to tell the Daily Mail all about it. Sigh. La Toya should be volunteering her investigative skills (!!!!) to the L.A.P.D. and not talking to the press.

La Toya thinks that the evil doers believed that Michael was worth more money dead than alive, so they got him hooked on the bad shit. La Toya said, "I believe Michael was murdered. I felt that from the start. Not just one person was involved, rather it was a conspiracy of people. He was surrounded by a bad circle. Michael was a very meek, quiet, loving person. People took advantage of that. People fought to be close to him, people who weren’t always on his side. They got him hooked on drugs. He was pure and clean and then drugs came back into his system. I think it shocked his system so much it killed him. He had needle marks on his neck and on his arms and more about those will emerge in the next few weeks. I cannot discuss that any further as I may jeopardize the investigation. I can, however, say that I have not changed my mind about my feeling that Michael was murdered. It will all come out. You will be shocked."

LaToya says that there was no way Michael would have been able to perform 50 concerts in London. Michael was too weak and fragile, but the evil doers in his life were making him do it. Whenever his family would call, they would not tell him. They would do anything they could to keep his family away.

As for Michael's kids, La Toya is ready to knife fight Debbie Rowe (with cameras rolling, of course) to make sure Katherine Jackson gets custody. La Toya went on, "These are not Debbie’s kids. They don’t even know she’s their mother. Like everyone else in his life, she was motivated by money. She has always said she’s not their mother. My understanding is that she will now go after the kids. I know a few things about Debbie, and I will prevent that from happening."

Herm. I wonder what dirt La Toya has on Debbie? Debbie totally tried to tickle La Toya's pussy puff one night, right? La Toya is saving that drop of Clamato for her next tell-all.

According to La Toya, Blanket is not related to Michael at all, "They took eggs from a donor and I believe the sperm came from one of five donors picked from a book. Michael didn’t know who the mother and father were. I don’t know who carried the child and if the surrogate knew whose child she was carrying."

La Toya ended the interview by saying that her family will file civil lawsuits against anybody who supplied her brother with drugs, "I am going to get down to the bottom of this. I am not going to stop until I find out who is responsible. Why did they keep the family away? It’s not about money. I want justice for Michael. I won’t rest until I find out what -- and who -- killed my brother."

Why do I have a sinking feeling (it could be the Mexican dick I had last night) that Vh1 is thisclose to announcing their newest reality show: The La Toya Ladies Detective Agency.

It's still hard for me to fully hate on La Toya, because she has blessed the world with sparkly gems like this:


Posted by: Michael K


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Submitted by joe shmoe on Sun, 07/12/2009 - 11:42am.

Submitted by LeanneMarie on Sun, 07/12/2009 - 11:28am.
I know who's behind this! Adnan and Sam Lutfi!!!

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Hahahaha...just about to post that! WHERE have Adnoid and Sam been lately anyways?
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Ha! Someone needs to get LaToya up-to-date about those two! I betcha she hasn't considered them yet. But there you have it! That HAS to be where Sam has been hiding!

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I wonder how much she got paid for that interview??? I know Joe got paid 200k for his..they are all hoping to make a buck on MJs death! As far as Debbie goes, I don't think the children were in too much contact with the Jackson family either..MJ was moving around too much .I don't trust JJ to treat these innocent kids any better than he did his own!

walker's picture

There are two sides to every story Sushi. Are you sure that he was always knocked out on drugs? No, you don't. What Latoya is saying makes sense. There are always going to be enablers and just really bad people surrounding a famous person. Always. Maybe he kept asking for drugs because he finally got hooked after being plied with them so much. Who knows? PARIS giving that speech at the memorial speaks volumes! She loved her dad. That's all. I don't think he was a deadbeat dad that's for sure.

bensucks's picture

I lasted 1:31 into the video. Just awful!
Latoya I think you should investigate the plastic surgeon(s) who butchered you and your brother's faces.

rk-d's picture

Couldn't care less.

So how does she explain his sick scavaging for pliable Doctors?

I'm so fucking tired to the excuse game for this freak. He was supposed to be this great dad and decided he'd rather spend all of his time sedated or knocked out on some powerful shit that none of us could ever get our hands on. He didn't care enough about his kids and he shut out people who tried to get him help. So now his poor daughter is going to be pimped out by her granddaddy and forced to live the same kind of life.

Maybe all the money he donated to charity couldn't ease his guilt and so he had to self-medicate to the extreme. No body will ever be able to withstand that kind of sick drug use.

He was no better than a crackhead and his Dr.'s were no better than drug pushers.

And if Jackson is worth more dead than alive, why is it? Could it be that not only was he a fucking drug addict, the man spent so much goddamn money that his death was the only way his kids might actually come out ahead.

Not to mention his passing seems to have brought the no-talent Jackson siblings back into the limelight.

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Sherlock Holmes needs to get on this shit.

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She needs to be trying to investigate and find out what happened to her nasal bone. Thats some shit she needs to get to the bottom of . . . .

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Submitted by LeanneMarie on Sun, 07/12/2009 - 11:28am.
I know who's behind this! Adnan and Sam Lutfi!!!

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Hahahaha...just about to post that! WHERE have Adnoid and Sam been lately anyways? Adnoid infiltrated the property, disguised as Bubble's the chimp's cousin. Sam would have been disguised as a female domestic in MJ's employ. You know that Sam brought his little pill grinder that he used on BritBrit. Some shadowy figure hired him to kill MJ.

And as for La Toya, she needs to add La Liz to her team. This investigation ain't goin' nowhere without Liz's input.

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Submitted by Plecostomus on Sun, 07/12/2009 - 11:32am
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Why, thank you, Pleco!

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"La Toya went on, "These are not Debbie’s kids. They don’t even know she’s their mother. Like everyone else in his life, she was motivated by money.""

and so does she!

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Submitted by soul on Sun, 07/12/2009 - 11:33am.

which gold digger will be the first to come out with a tell all book aboout MJ???? mourning grace period is a year...;)

Papa Joe is the obvious answer, but i think it'll be Latoya.

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which gold digger will be the first to come out with a tell all book aboout MJ???? mourning grace period is a year...;)
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Submitted by No Words on Sun, 07/12/2009 - 11:25am.
I like the Jackson sisters...they seem to have the balls that the brothers lack.

Rebbie broke away from Joe years ago, and never succumbed to the plastic surgery sickness. LaToya has always been the one to speak up and point out the elephant in the room, and Janet wanted to stage an intervention for Michael, and her brothers wimped out on her.
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I was going to snark on LaToya - and maybe later I might - but your points in this post were too valid.

Here, here!

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Bottom-feeder.

DiamondDawg's picture

It's in LaToya's best financial interest to push for "murder." The insurance pay-out comes much faster that way. I wonder how many members of MJ's family had a life insurance policy on him? I wouldn't be surprised if that's why diabolical bastard JOE is grinning ear-to-ear all the time now.

carefreea's picture

What the hell on earth was that video??

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soul's picture

Latoy is like the forgotten middle chld(like me) who never got enough attention and gets it by saying stupid stuff. STFU L!
(she got Michaels nose.)
Michael OD plain and simple.
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Sock-Monkey's picture

She needs to refine that Charlie's Angels pose she's got rocking in that photo..complete with a fucking gun in hand. *striking little sock monkey iconic Charlie's Angels pose* *cue theme song*

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Slutleena's picture

You do remember that she was deputized on that police reality show filmed in Muncie, Indiana? Probably went to her head. I was shocked they let her sign the death certificate.

Eric Estrada comes back every year for an event the cops have there still.

Sincerely,
Alana Smithee

LeanneMarie's picture

I know who's behind this! Adnan and Sam Lutfi!!!

antboy's picture

i was JUST looking up La Toya Jackson songs!! I have this LP and it is AMAZING. She is a precious gem.

joe shmoe's picture

It was actually very considerate of MJ to depart this mortal coil when he did. Look at how many dead careers his death has resurrected. Where are the Corys??? Danny Bondaduce? Gary Coleman? Surely they know something about this! Gary Coleman would actually be a valuable member of La Toya's detective team, with his security guard background.

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Who exactly is the chick in the video, 'cause it don't look nothin' like the Latoya in the main pic!

You go fight crime Latoya, in between Vodka shots.

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Submitted by angel_i on Sun, 07/12/2009 - 11:18am.
Ok, I just wanna say I was STARTING to believe that MJ did, in fact, have vitiligo but now what's LaToya's excuse???

Clearly, she caught it from him. His kids caught it too. It's very sad.

Isn't LaToya the one who said MJ was guilty at the child abuse trial? Something like 'he needs to get help' I have a soft spot for her, although she looks barking mad.

I think his death was caused by people giving him any damn thing he wanted despite him hanging on by a thread, but murder? Not sure. Been on hols so missed all the funeral hoopla but a quick canter through this article has brought me up to speed.

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I like the Jackson sisters...they seem to have the balls that the brothers lack.

Rebbie broke away from Joe years ago, and never succumbed to the plastic surgery sickness. LaToya has always been the one to speak up and point out the elephant in the room, and Janet wanted to stage an intervention for Michael, and her brothers wimped out on her.

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It's a shame if MJ's handlers kept their calls from him.

http://www.textsfromlastnight.com/
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parissucksliterally's picture

LaToya, cashing in on her brother's death. Nice.

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fuckingclassy's picture

Oh this shit is precious

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Manimal5's picture

LaToya is the only one in the Jackson family who has the balls to speak out...right or wrong...you gotta love her.

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Ok, I just wanna say I was STARTING to believe that MJ did, in fact, have vitiligo but now what's LaToya's excuse???

Also, MK, you were so right - I'm going back to make it my siggy: Don't worry Prince Michael - LaToya has the most fun.

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TriggerHippie's picture

Yeah he was murdered. By his druggie and pedo ways...

Mother Superior's picture

I LOVE Murder She Wrote! Miss it dearly... :(
LaToya may have a point though.
Looks like MJ was addicted to drugs and the docs were feeding him = killing him. Ah well, we'll see....