Sunday, July 12th 2009
MiserAlba & Chupa?
Well, this is an odd couple. Last night in Malibu, MiserAlba and Rachel "Chupacabra" Zoe had a meal together. Well, MiserAbla probably ate while Chupa just nibbled from a Ziploc bag filled with the eyelashes of babies and Nicole Richie's old dried-up fat cells. Chupa's diet explains why her mop looks like a scarecrow's armpit hair......
Seriously, what in the name of singed Barbie hair is that on her head?! I just want to throw a gallon of Gatorade over Chupa's head, because her hair is looking mighty thirsty. A bottle of lotion will instantly dry up just by looking at her hay head. Put a Wesson factory on it!
jessica alba and rachel zoe love melinda maria's jewelry, seriously, everyone should check it out, i'm celebrity crazy and these celebrities are crazy for her jewelry, http://www.melindamaria.com/press/celebrities/1150
i wish i could order some!!!
OMG, she looks so hot and I saw her naked photo on sugardaddy dating site sugarscupid. c o m. It seems that girl is dating online now. It is said she is dating young billionaire on that site.
Former forehead of Rachel Zoe:
http://fashionindie.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/285967125_a91043b1ff....
I'm very superficial, I hate everything official.
Rachel Zoe is one bitch who looks 1,000 times better ever since she started using botox-- or got a browlift (both?) Her forehead used to look like a dry riverbed. Now it looks like a skating rink.
I'm very superficial, I hate everything official.
La Chupacabra has some style when it comes to CLOTHES but her hair and makeup always make her look so much older than...60.
Anyone know when her shows coming back?
Oh dear Chupa-if youre such an amazing stylist then you should know that that color lipstick is not for a blond-you skanky old crow you.....
"NOSOPD -Not our sort of person darling"
Long live La Chupacabra, whose blonde straw reminds me of every third woman in LA.
http://predatoress.com/blood/2009/07/13/vampire-dogs-and-el-chupacabra/
Rachael Zoe is fuckin disgusting. I mean REPULSIVE, everything about her is FOUL. How she acts, the way she looks I mean I don't understand her appeal at all. Nor do I get her 'style' she dresses people exactly the same, nothing original and nothing involving that persons personality. She is the typical rich trash that comes from Short Hills NJ with the lame sense of entitlement to go with it. Yuck.
Rachel Zoe actually looks cute in these pix
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i swear alba is wearing a nicole ritchie outfit here... creepy.
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I'm a little bit shocked that Jessica Alba actually eats.
Didn't she mention something about being "anorexic" as well, or was that another full of shit attention whore?
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Eat boogers and die.
i prefer it is a fake news as well as some magazines said she kept dating rich men from the famous free interracial dating site sugarscupid. c o m
.. in the past weeks. Good luck, Woman!
Submitted by gabby119 on Sun, 07/12/2009 - 9:32pm.
I got mauled by a cougar whose profile I saw on cougarmatching.com. You never mentioned they were ACTUAL cougars!! What kind of a sick freak are you??!! My attorney will be in touch!
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Sun, 07/12/2009 - 9:31pm.
Submitted by Sandbitch on Sun, 07/12/2009 - 9:26pm.
That's 240 METRIC volts, which is less than a car battery in Standard.
---Bwahahaha...What in furry hell would America know about metric anyfunk? The only thing you guys deal in metric is yo drugs y'all.
Bless yo cottin pickin' god fearin' little hearts.
what a joke! someone just Posed her pictures to hot ones and then uploaded to the famous
free cougar dating club=Cougar matching . c om= you know it is a free sugar dating
site.. so she is said to seek her darling there!
Submitted by Sandbitch on Sun, 07/12/2009 - 9:26pm.
That's 240 METRIC volts, which is less than a car battery in Standard.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Sun, 07/12/2009 - 9:13pm.
Submitted by Sandbitch on Sun, 07/12/2009 - 9:08pm.
and shock treatments
--My extension cord isn't quite long enough and we use 240 volts down hahr.
Yes, 240 volts. Catch up Merkins.
Okay, i just gotta ask; what's this manipulation you're talking about?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=41APzy5kqBU
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Sun, 07/12/2009 - 8:58pm.
She's been eating more babies lately.
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Well..that explains her need to order a case of "Slap Chop - The Food Chopper."
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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008
Submitted by Sandbitch on Sun, 07/12/2009 - 9:08pm.
and shock treatments
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Submitted by speakit on Sun, 07/12/2009 - 8:58pm.
OH Strap, I LEFT.. no one had me banned. I don't want to talk about this out here anymore.
Everyone knows the truth. Everyone knows Jizz is a really kind, good person and nothing like the persona of 'Jizzball' and if not, why should anyone care?
I'm not posting out here anymore and I'm NOT gonna defend myself.
===I figure the cunt posting here as Jayzee is some forum jelly hater of the rejected bagina variety. Avie looks like it sports a clitorectomy prior to puberty.
Speakit, girlfriend you need an alt.
Chupa has a fat face
from bulimia
I told you
she would turn
Nobody
believed me
sock monkey, chupa is one of those weird skinny people with fat faces. I don't understand how that skinny body/fat face thing happens.
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Stop the love you save may be your own.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Sun, 07/12/2009 - 9:01pm.
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Hahaha..she was robbed. Same as the year she appeared as 'spandex-wearing love interest' in the Fantastic Four movie.
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City and Colour: The Girl
there's no use talking to you if you can't read. "wanted" does not mean "had."
nukkin futs.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=41APzy5kqBU
Submitted by The C word on Sun, 07/12/2009 - 8:59pm.
MiserAlba is only entertaining when she's trying to save the great white sharks of Oklahoma City.
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I consider her one of the world's best actresses. The way she nailed the role of "girl with cute ass" in Into the Blue was Oscar-worthy.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
MiserAlba is only entertaining when she's trying to save the great white sharks of Oklahoma City.
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City and Colour: The Girl
OH Strap, I LEFT.. no one had me banned. I don't want to talk about this out here anymore.
Everyone knows the truth. Everyone knows Jizz is a really kind, good person and nothing like the persona of 'Jizzball' and if not, why should anyone care?
I'm not posting out here anymore and I'm NOT gonna defend myself.
Submitted by Sock-Monkey on Sun, 07/12/2009 - 8:54pm.
Is Chupa the Bitch running low on the blow? She looks a bit "chubby" in the face..Well, "chubby" by Holloweird's fucking standards.
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She's been eating more babies lately.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
heheheheh, her crazy ass been back on the forum what, a day and a half? twelve threads authored by her, all but one not relating to jizzball.
now do you see why we wanted her banned?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=41APzy5kqBU
Is Chupa the Bitch running low on the blow? She looks a bit "chubby" in the face..Well, "chubby" by Holloweird's fucking standards.
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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008
Who gets to watch?
Submitted by No Words on Sun, 07/12/2009 - 8:48pm.
I would just invite my brother and sister-in-law over more often.
It's a bit like reliving Triscuit and her Porturecan biker with pork and beans on the side...
How DOES one spell porkerikan?
Submitted by speakit on Sun, 07/12/2009 - 8:31pm.
At least my name isn't Jizzball.
---So, who is this cunty bum?
You know, most of us come to Dlisted to laugh and be amused by the absurdities of celebrities and their vacant lives.
You, speakit and jizzball, are neither humorous nor amusing. This sad display only serves to annoy and irritate the rest of us. Please take your stupidity elsewhere.
You obviously have a sick and twisted relationship. If I wanted to watch a morality play in the comfort of my house, I would just invite my brother and sister-in-law over more often.
:*)
I'm not saying Rachel Zoe is a mutant, but her first words as a child were "Quade, start the reactor."
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Hey Speakit and Jizzball, please stop crapping up the blog. Go fight offline or in the Forum.
it was that or Hairy Assboil, which name do you want to tell our grandchildren about?
Shouldn't you be busy with your hooker by now, or are you that quick of a finish?
*gasp*
well, then I'm GingTFO
Tits or GTFO
Submitted by speakit on Sun, 07/12/2009 - 8:03pm.
What do you want, a pic? A real one? NOT of my tits,obviously.
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Ok, now you've done it, speakit...We all want a real pic of your tits...
Don't lie DListers! You wanna see dat rack...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
What do you want, a pic? A real one? NOT of my tits,obviously.
You had your chance. Too bad
Submitted by speakit on Sun, 07/12/2009 - 7:55pm.
If you mean that figuratively, okay.
Otherwise, no.
If you mean that figuratively, okay.
Otherwise, no.
I came across an online community for individual seeking interracial love. It is ^***B l a c k- W h i t e- L o v i n g - c O m***^^^^All singles there are seeking interracial relationships. Interracial is not a problem there, but a great merit to cherish!
PM me a picture of your tits. Then I will know
Submitted by speakit on Sun, 07/12/2009 - 7:29pm.
Submitted by Jizzball on Sun, 07/12/2009 - 7:26pm.
Sherry, you aren't even real.
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