Sunday, July 12th 2009
MiserAlba & Chupa?
Well, this is an odd couple. Last night in Malibu, MiserAlba and Rachel "Chupacabra" Zoe had a meal together. Well, MiserAbla probably ate while Chupa just nibbled from a Ziploc bag filled with the eyelashes of babies and Nicole Richie's old dried-up fat cells. Chupa's diet explains why her mop looks like a scarecrow's armpit hair......
Seriously, what in the name of singed Barbie hair is that on her head?! I just want to throw a gallon of Gatorade over Chupa's head, because her hair is looking mighty thirsty. A bottle of lotion will instantly dry up just by looking at her hay head. Put a Wesson factory on it!
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Not a fan of her or Nicole Richie.
I think Rachel's amber eyes would be so much more striking if she let her hair be its natural dark color. That fake blonde shit isn't doing her any favors.
She really does have the worst hair.
It's like if you looked up bobble-headed in the dictionary a picture of her zombie face and frame would be there! Her hair looks like it needed the vodka martini instead of her...geez...I guess Miseralba wants to get stick thin to get noticed more or some shit. Why else the dinner with Chupa who clearly hasn't eaten anything in 10 years? Might as well have met her for vodka shots. A waste of money really.
"Nuzzle your succulent nose in my no-no. It will be safe there. Well, not really, because I had Mexican for lunch. SUCIO! There I go again." - MK
Maybe it's just the bright, direct light from the paps' camera flash making her skin look less Shar Pei than usual, but I think the Chupa doesn't look so bad in these pictures.
I could stare at that anorexic zombie all day. She's fascinating. I never want her to speak -- just let me look at that shrunken applehead skele-face of hers. Perfection!
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What freaks me out is that Rachel Zoe is only 37 years old. Christmas, her face looks like she's 50.
Chupa Trooper, beams are gonna blind me
But I won't feel blue
Like I always do
'cause somewhere in the crowd there's you!
meh.
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Mebbe Chupa gave her a little sumpin'-sumpin' to lose the baby weight and Alba is taking her out to dinner to thank her.
Either that or Alba is wanting that dehydrated carrot stick look.
Submitted by EvilShoe on Sun, 07/12/2009 - 12:09pm.
This Zoe chick was so fucking ridiculous on her show that I loved her.
"Doesn't it make you DIE?"
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Yeah, I watch that nonsense too. Mostly for fashion. And Brad is a hoot to watch also.
Seriously, this is the best she's ever looked. I know that's not saying much but I'm TRYING to be nice today.
I honestly don't know how I would get through the day without you.
This Zoe chick was so fucking ridiculous on her show that I loved her.
"Doesn't it make you DIE?"
@ angel i- Maybe the woman lost the weight both times with a lil help? Lipo? Esp. if they're doctors they might be able to afford that kind of procedure. Bitches is right! ha ha. I hate when people act like it's done naturally it gives the rest of us a complex! I didn;t even wanna go to the gym at first i stayed home and did Billy Blanks Tae Bo (don't laugh!) it worked. Seriously:)
both are butt ugly
Coma Caca!!
Looks like Mizz Chupa has gained a little (which is GOOD!) not as drawn as before. She makes good $$ why doesn;t she throw some restylane at those nasolabial folds? Mang. Those are fissures. Not normal. Maybe it's genetic b/c I know older women who do not have them as pronounced as Chupa's..
J.A. looks good but i think she's annoying. She's lucky she didn't get the wide hips after birth. I just saw some photos of me recently and SHIT. I am @ 8-10 (i yo yo) lbs less than before i gave birth and my hips just got a lot wider. No stretch marks but way wider hips. Sucks.
Oh and I hate it when people were jeans and you cannot even see their feet at all. It looks funny- Chupa looks footless. Maybe she is hiding her cloven hooves!
Submitted by angel_i on Sun, 07/12/2009 - 12:00pm.
Submitted by pumps on Sun, 07/12/2009 - 11:57am.
it can be fun, if it's a liquid lunch. with an open bar.
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Me and a couple DListers like that at it wouldn't be any fun for them! LOL! Worst (Best?) part is that, at the beginning they might THINK it's gonna be fun.....LOL! ;p Then it'll all turn when someone breaks out the shark poses...
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Yep, i go for best part too :D
and after the lunch, just bring Chupa into a McDonalds, crowded with obese people, and watch her disintegrate.
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I give this one a big WHO GIVES A F*CK. Long Torso, Stick up her Ass Alba and whiny, starving skinny chick. Well Long Torso is cracking a tiny, (and I mean tiny) bit of a smile. She's probably thinking "Yes, I am still revelant!" Only for now Torso so enjoy it while you can.
I've heard stories that El Chupacabra likes nothing better than the blood of a baby. Watch out, MiserAlba!!!
Submitted by pumps on Sun, 07/12/2009 - 11:57am.
it can be fun, if it's a liquid lunch. with an open bar.
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Me and a couple DListers like that at it wouldn't be any fun for them! LOL! Worst (Best?) part is that, at the beginning they might THINK it's gonna be fun.....LOL! ;p Then it'll all turn when someone breaks out the shark poses...
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Submitted by Bossy on Sun, 07/12/2009 - 11:55am.
So Jessica went back to being super skinny even after a baby, eh? Darn those celebrities
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I know a couple real people like that. Bitches.
Or this one: She's a doctor, he's a doctor, happily married, 2 happy healthy children and she lost the weight immediately BOTH times. Some people are so rude.
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it can be fun, if it's a liquid lunch. with an open bar.
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How FUN it must be to dine with either of those two! NOT!
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So Jessica went back to being super skinny even after a baby, eh? Darn those celebrities.
Chupa somehow reminds me of Patsy Stone (for the "i"m not using my digestive system" part).
I'm sure she already choked on a potato chip.
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I don't want more choice, I just want nicer things!
Hwaaaaaaaa...? I thought that was Squinty McLemonface Zellwegger!
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Bottom-feeder.
Zoe looks like she has had botox in her forehead as it no longer resembles a roadmap. She looks good actually........MiserAlba looks the same....
That's all I got! hah
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i want to show it some evian, just to rehydrate it.
looks bad, girl.
yours sincerely, hamble the doll