Jennifer Aniston Doesn't Want To Look Desperate
When Bradley Cooper told reporters that he was only friends with Jennifer Aniston, she immediately barricaded herself in her cookie dough refrigerator room (you know she has one) and devoured half of her inventory. Jenny apparently thought she was dating Bradley and was DEVASTATED when he denied their love. When Jenny broke into Bradley's home in the middle of the night by crawling into the air vents to confront him about it, he said that he only wanted to be fweeeeeeends. That's when she ate the other half of her inventory.
A source (aka Maddox, again) tells the National Enquirer (via Showbiz Spy), “It was a huge embarrassment for Jennifer — now she feels used an upset — her confidence has taken yet another knock and she’s back at square one in terms of dating. Jen was so happy to be dating Bradley. She saw him as a hot new guy who was finally a worthy replacement for John and Brad."
Jenny also thinks that by Bradley denying their "relationship" to the press, he has made her look desperate (which in Branganese translates into "Jennifer Aniston"), “It makes her look desperate — which is the one thing she dreads coming across more than anything else."
Oh, Jennifer! You could never look desperate. Yes, you make your fuck time partner jizz in a turkey baster instead of on your nalgas, but that's not desperate! That's being determined! Yes, you probably sent Bradley's parents an "I Can't Wait To Be Your Daughter-In-Law" card after your first date, but that's not desperate. That's kind-hearted! And yes, you've probably unofficially broken the Guinness World Record for staging the most faux-weddings with your stuffed animals, but that's not desperate. That's just pathetic....but kind of adorable (not really).
Here's NOT DESPERATE (I'm lying) Jen on the set of her movie The Bounty Hunter in New York yesterday.
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she just needs to embrace the fact that shes probably gonna be an old spinster with a man chin yo.
Enough already with the Jennifer bashing!!!!!!
Maybe she dumped him....Why arn't women allowed to be CHOOSY TOO?.....That shouldn't make us desperate whores.
OMG, she looks so hot and I saw her naked photo on sugardaddy dating site sugarscupid. c o m. It seems that girl is dating online now. It is said she is dating young billionaire on that site.
Submitted by zeropoint88 on Mon, 07/13/2009 - 12:59pm.
Yes I know that dumba$$ and why don't you take your own advice and get a life since I don't give a fuck about ur dumba$$ opinion either.
Its a celebrity blog dumba$$ people come here to make comments about celebrities none of whom give a fuck about them.
Why in the FUCK can't Jeniffer hook up with John Stamos. I know John is not in the CAA stable they like to inbred their couples ( makes it easier for the Accounting Dept.). They have so much in common, hell if she wants a resturant his family has three or four of them and he wanted kids yesterday just like her.
WTF is wrong with Mr. Huvane. Is he afraid he going to lose his living ATM she should fire him I swear, but then she would have to fire his brother which is her manager. All they wnat to do is have her keep working for $$$$$$$ as long as those two clowns are in her life she will never have a normal life. Well she fired her hair dresser of 15 yrs. maybe it's the start of a trend in her life. John is working on Broadway in the next week.Anyone in NY want to play match maker?
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Who was that guy last night,he left the seat up damn!
everyone wants her to be the sad, desperate, lonely spinster lady but she looks happy and healthy. I know Angelina is gorgeous but she's a whore. Jen is awesome.
BOO--- Is that a piece of BLOW in the corner of her nose?
For chrissakes, now I gettin sad...Jennifer just can't keep a man. I don't even like vag but I'm willing to date her! Maybe I'll just make a "Leave Jennifer Alone" video instead!
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When someone can easily jump from one long term relationship into another one, I think it's very telling. Either these men don't know how to be alone or they have no conscience... i.e. Justin Timberlake dumps Cameron after 4 to 5 years together only to hook up immediately with Jessica Biel, Brad Pitt unloads his wife while banging his co-star and within months starts a family - and that's after spending 7 yrs with Aniston, Nick Lachey divorces Jessica Simpson and within seconds has Vanessa on his arm, and now the lamest douche of all ... Jon Gosselin - 8 kids and barely an ex wife and he's already whoring out his new love interest while on vacation..a 22 yr old bimbo.
These men have problems!! Not women like Aniston who are successful, beautiful and rich... all she wants is to find the right person - which means not settling for the REBOUND! geez.
Who cares about Jennifer Anuston? She is the most dull celebrity out there and all of her films are the same. It looks like she is teabagging a horse with those puffy cheeks and manly jaw.
Oh leave her alone. It's called dating. Is George Clooney called despearate? No because he's a man right? That is so annoying and sexist. Maybe she is or isn't looking for something serious. We don't know. But I will say if she is and can't keep a man it's says something about her I guess. Damn maybe she should lower her standards.
I think she has a really nice body. Who cares about the rest really?
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Get a fucking life stars101. Jen doesn't give a fuck about you.
I think after her ex, she's just looking for the real deal and isn't going to settle for anything less. Why should she compromise her happiness? Desperate? Not in the least. The media does a great job at tearing down rich, single women. I don't see them making George Clooney out to be "desperate."
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Submitted by olddrunk on Mon, 07/13/2009 - 11:09am.
Please Jennifer is single so what? so is Tyra Banks I guess its Tyra too in each and every case.
Jen could get a man if she wanted one but maybe she doesn't want a guy just for the sake of having one.
Unlike Brad Pitt who has always needed a woman to show him who to be, Jen seems comfortable being single.
Wow John was her boyfriend at the time, how dare she hold his hand? How clingly of her.
She doesn't want to put up with a man thats unsuitable and maybe she has high standards when did that become a crime? If she really wanted a man she could get one and do anything to keep him but maybe her happiness isn't dependent on keeping a man.
Most of Hollywood has about 4 failed marriages under their belts almost none of them are married or with their very first partner. Shes allowed to date and not make babies with every guy she meets.
Cameron Diaz seems to be doing the same thing so does that mean Cameron was also responsible for every relationship of hers that didn't work out?
She probably did it by sticking to her morals.
Jen must've pissed someone off someone big in Hollywood, and for that I love her.
I hope she soon call that hunk who plays in Criminal Minds. He said on some talkshow that he thought Jennifer was hot.
Don't you folks remember how she acted at the Oscars? Clinging to John Mayer, flubbing her lines, pulling Jack Black off from the mic before their part was over? Painfully obvious Mayer was Just Not That Into Her. It's HER, not all the pretend boyfriends.
She's worth millions,looks fabulous and has a great group of friends. Sounds like happy, not desperate.
Submitted by Pimpcessa on Mon, 07/13/2009 - 9:05am.
I agree fully with you. My last post wasn't that eloquent or well articulated I just re-read it now but the sentiments I was trying to get across were the same as yours.
I think more people should follow her example. Jon and Kate should have first checked that they could actually stand being in the same room with each other and given their relationship a chance to work, before they added eight kids who are now going to suffer soo much.
Same thing with Dina Lohan who should have waited until she was a bit more mature (since she still acts like a teenager herself) before she had kids with that dead beat ex-husband of hers.
I think Jen should be allowed to date whoever she wants or be single if she so chooses. I agree with you she was the only mature, responsible one in the whole triangle...
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Right?? And maybe before she puts the cart before the horse she would want to be able to give a child a Mom and a Dad. Certainly no offense to single parents but doubtful it's what the majority of single parents started out wanting when they conceived. And when it is a choice to adopt a child as a single person that can be a fine choice too but would it be the prime way to go about it? Maybe she feels that if it's meant to be it will be. Maybe she's a little old fashioned and prefers to have the husband before the kids and doesn't see the need to think every guy she dates is husband/daddy material. Nothing wrong with her just dating and getting to know a guy and having some fun. Personally I think she's acting alot smarter than those who fall in lust and decide to microwave a family directly after hooking up - just because they can afford it. Shouldn't you know someone pretty well before deciding to let your 1 kid call him Pappa and immediately adopting another kid (again Pappa)?? Nah, she's the only one in this triangle who has actually used the head god gave her for more than just a hat rack!
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No, Jon Gosselin is not available - he's apparently with a 22 yr old ho and hanging out with her on the islands! Jen needs another cheater like she needs a hole in the head.
As for this desperate woes me bullshit, people need to give the girl a break. First of all, it's the NE that is reporting this crap. Please. Like they know how she's feeling!
The speculation is pathetic. Jen never announced that she was dating Cooper. Her "high hopes" for them as a couple is more nonsense coming from unnamed sources. She's probably laughing b/c she knows they just went out as friends and now the media has turned it into a rejection!
Why is she needy and desperate just b/c she doesn't have a significant other?? She is working right now and seems to be enjoying herself. What's so needy about that? Geez, it's gotta be true ... misery does love company. All the miserable fuckers out there that can't get out of bad relationships and marriages, just can't wait to see Jen dive head first into another one! Sad.
Jennifer just needs to lower her standards a bit.. How about Jon Gosselin Jen? I hear he's available.
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For SHAME MK!
This could really have been a thread after today's obligatory MJ Conspiracy thread...
Methinks Bradley Cooper is DESPERATE to keep the ghey on the down low.
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Jen looks fabulous and is successful, she's got money out the wazoo, seems to have some pretty damn good friends doesn't appear to me that she needs anyones sympathy. That's just crap to sell the mags. Christ, if it was me I wouldn't pay any attention to that shit either. She doesn't seem to give a crap about what they say anyway, she just goes on living her life. Kudos to you Jen!!
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Desperate? What?
I've never seen this woman as desperate in the slightest!
Is this the 1800's? Why does a woman need a man to be complete? What's wrong w. being picky?? I don't get it...
I think maybe she dates w.in the industry b/c when you date out*side* the industry you are probably always wondering if the person is w. you b/c they like you or b/c they like your celebrity.
Submitted by carefreea on Mon, 07/13/2009 - 8:01am.
I think its more a case of she wants to wait rather than have kids raised by nannies since shes too busy to take notice of them.
Thats maturity on her part come on she could adopt and it wouldn't destroy her figure if she really wanted to but maybe she doesn't want to have kids just for the sake of saying "see I have kids" and then never spending anytime with them and letting the nannies do the heavy parenting work
Desperation suits her, she looks great and happy.
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Submitted by Mother Superior on Mon, 07/13/2009 - 4:44am.
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Indeed. I remember reading, ages ago, that she didn't want kids as she was paranoid being fat. Given she seems to be fighting her natural figure all the time, it seems less far-fetched than this notion she wants to be a 50s style housewife.
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MK, come on, not you too with the "desperate Jen" load of kaka, please.
Well, if I were Jenny Aniston I would not want the press to keep trying to play the Debbie Reynolds card to me.
What is with some of these women? Is it really that hard to find a decent man when you are that wealthy AND look fabulous? How the hell are the rest of us going to find our second husbands if she can't even find a decent one in the pool?
She needs to get with one of those ugly, old billionaire banker types that stay out of the spotlight, a la Salma Hayek's man.
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A little OT but my e-mates from Australia are saying that its been on the radio and some show called Richar Reid over there that Brad has filed some official seperation thing from Ang and that the kids are with her. I don't get it as we are seeing nothing on it but they said its been like their Michael Jackson news all day.
BUT, these are the same new shows over there that said the Obama wife was pregnant.Maybe MK can check this one.
Submitted by sofster101 on Mon, 07/13/2009 - 4:38am.
Why in the world would she be desperate? Is she not successful or hot enough?
Being single seems like a better deal than being with a douche (John Mayer) and a cheater (Brad Pitt).
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I agree. Why wouldn't she be better off being single? John Mayer is an insecure moron who has the emotional maturity of a 15 year old boy. He will probably never settle with one woman long-term because he needs the constant ego-stroking that flirting & screwing around with other women give him. Brad Pitt is just a boring, pretentious dick, with no real personality of his own. He absorbs the traits of his partner and becomes their mirror image. I'm sure if he hooked up with a foreign actress, he would start talking like her and like Madge, develop an accent overnight. Both not worth the time or energy.
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Nice lies. Jen wouldn't be upset about not dating Bradley since he's GAY and she and everyone else in Hollyweird know of it. Talk about desperate? The rags trying to sell their made up shit.
Kids, house and man is not for everyone ;)
That's 1950's thinking......
Why in the world would she be desperate? Is she not successful or hot enough?
Being single seems like a better deal than being with a douche (John Mayer) and a cheater (Brad Pitt).
Submitted by RJII on Mon, 07/13/2009 - 3:16am.
Yeah yeah and I bet Jen had difficulty looking at Brad's pig nose with the flaring nostrils every morning and he clearly spent a lot of time looking at her since he did his BEST to morph into her like he does with all of his women. His hair color matched hers shade for shade just like he matched Gwynnie Paltrow higlight for highlight. He clearly spends a long time looking and observing the women he is with since he needs to, otherwise he doesn't seem to know who he is as a person.
Brad is extremely co-dependent. Who is he really? the fun loving quirky, long haired scientologist he was with Juliette Lewis, the platinum blond, sophisticated man who used words like "lovely" he was with Gwynnie Paltrow, the laid back guy with golden blond hair, golden tan who learnt Greek he was with Jennifer Aniston? Or Mr Angelina Jolie
Submitted by Khensu Hetep on Mon, 07/13/2009 - 3:55am.
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If you really want to get petty, Angelina's veiny ten-head and collapsed facial features probably aren't that pleasant for Brad Pitt to wake up to either.
I'm sure that Bradley Cooper's reptilian face certainly promised Jennifer Aniston sweet dreams as she drifted asleep beside him on some nights.
John Mayer's eyes are so close together, he could be mistaken for a Cyclops and looks he has a scrotum growing out of his face.
As if any of these subhumans should be running to anywhere looking the way they do. Someone should really answer my question, though. Why are women always responsible for the physical aspect in a relationship?
Why, whenever a marriage falls apart, is the feminine role normally accused for withholding all the sex? Why are women usually the ones accused for no longer attracting their husbands? No-one questions or observes the male role in relationships, ever.
According to a startling number of people, as women, our sole function is to entertain with our physical appearance and accomodate that to manipulate men into spawning with them.
By the way, Jennifer Aniston's not photogenic but I think she's pretty the way she is. Very few women can get away with having a prominent jawline, but she makes it work.
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Brad couldn't wake up to that manchin every morning. I wonder why they seem to run pretty quickly.
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Submitted by Mittmah on Mon, 07/13/2009 - 1:26am.
I agree with you. Its really silly to me how being comfortable with being single means that Jen is somehow desperate.
The "source" in this story: probably someone like Just Jared who phoned the NE to complain about "Maniston". LOL
Shes setting a good example in my opinion the same people that moaned at Riri that one doesn't need a man and its okay to be single and she should dump Chris Brown and not date the stream of losers she has been recently seen with are the same media that blasts JA for being happy with being single.
If she's really that desperate for a mate she should follow Sandra Bullock's example and pick a different hunting ground. She keeps going for looks and celebrity status. Men who are basically full of shit and themselves. In my book there is nothing wrong with an ordinary man with an ordinary job, living an ordinary life. This type usually gives you more inner peace, because you know that the rest of the female (and male) population will not likely be chasing after him.
beautiful woman.. is she still stay with her husband.. someone posted on yahoo answers that she has a profile on the famous site !!!.sugarscupid. c o m
. you know it is a bad site for rich men to seek sexy girls.