Jennifer Aniston Doesn't Want To Look Desperate
When Bradley Cooper told reporters that he was only friends with Jennifer Aniston, she immediately barricaded herself in her cookie dough refrigerator room (you know she has one) and devoured half of her inventory. Jenny apparently thought she was dating Bradley and was DEVASTATED when he denied their love. When Jenny broke into Bradley's home in the middle of the night by crawling into the air vents to confront him about it, he said that he only wanted to be fweeeeeeends. That's when she ate the other half of her inventory.
A source (aka Maddox, again) tells the National Enquirer (via Showbiz Spy), “It was a huge embarrassment for Jennifer — now she feels used an upset — her confidence has taken yet another knock and she’s back at square one in terms of dating. Jen was so happy to be dating Bradley. She saw him as a hot new guy who was finally a worthy replacement for John and Brad."
Jenny also thinks that by Bradley denying their "relationship" to the press, he has made her look desperate (which in Branganese translates into "Jennifer Aniston"), “It makes her look desperate — which is the one thing she dreads coming across more than anything else."
Oh, Jennifer! You could never look desperate. Yes, you make your fuck time partner jizz in a turkey baster instead of on your nalgas, but that's not desperate! That's being determined! Yes, you probably sent Bradley's parents an "I Can't Wait To Be Your Daughter-In-Law" card after your first date, but that's not desperate. That's kind-hearted! And yes, you've probably unofficially broken the Guinness World Record for staging the most faux-weddings with your stuffed animals, but that's not desperate. That's just pathetic....but kind of adorable (not really).
Here's NOT DESPERATE (I'm lying) Jen on the set of her movie The Bounty Hunter in New York yesterday.
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Submitted by Cara on Sun, 07/12/2009 - 11:26pm.
Right.
And George Clooney doesn't fuck around with famous women, either. He dates WANNABES who are in actuality nobodies, and it still really doesn't change the fact that he's pretty much equally desperate.
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Yes, because no fugly men in Hollywood (even with shitty personalities) score hot women. That never happens...
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Submitted by Condi the ingro... on Mon, 07/13/2009 - 12:07am.
Good grief - everyone in Hollywood knows Cooper is on the down low
What! Bradley's Gay? That explains why his marriage to Jennifer Esposito only lasted a year...hmmm...Jenniston really needs to stay in her lane and stop trying to date hot guys. Can't she go for someone not that famous or good looking?
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I don't really see why she's labeled desperate. If I had been in her position and was under all that scrutiny while someone stole my husband and they were posing for pictures together all over the world I'd probably have a breakdown and end up in rehab. She held herself together and moved on. Just cause she's not married..well after what she's been through maybe she doesn't want to be.
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I agree that I have a larger soft spot for Jennifer Aniston because she has a lot of personality.
I'm not fond of most movies she's in, but I really don't mind that because I actually find her very likeable.
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Watched marley and me on the weekend, she is starting to look stranger and stranger, too tanned, too skinny, to something?? You really notice it more when you see her in video and not just still pictures, I dunno...
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she looks hot and her outfit and shoes are fucking dope. i cant hate her she has a fair amount of dignity in the face of the conveyer belt of useless men. i would be pictured in varying degrees of meltdown by now so credit to her for the tan, defined arms and good hair. why not? its a fucking desert out here being smart, funny, in possession of good teeth and a brain and finding a man equal to that. everyone knows the missing empathy gene is such a fucking bore. why hate on her for getting on with her life successfully.
i think she comes over human in hollywierd. an achievement.
thank you. the end.
I'll burn that bridge when I come to it....
You know, even if *hypothetically* Jennifer Aniston is still recovering from being cheated on by that Mr. Sleaze-bag, I can't fault the woman for having issues.
If that happened to me, my reaction would probably be much worse than hers is. How come we've never heard of her behaving this way before Brad Pitt left her for Angelina Jolie?
Whether the media used to let on less about Jennifer Aniston's love life before/when she was with Brad Pitt or is exaggerating her actions now, I can't really deny the blatant agenda to portray her negatively since Brad Pitt left her behind.
Tell me, if there was no tension between Brad Pitt/Angelina Jolie and Jennifer Aniston, why so much hostility? If it was a mutual decision and the marriage "fell apart a long time ago"?
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Jen, Jen, Jen...
Ya can't act, and your face is a bit rough...work the bod!
Marry a....a....oh! Marry a papz!!! Do something noteworthy, or goooooez away plz.
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Whatever. People jump all over her for not making it work with her rebound relationships. Her marriage ending was fucking rough. I wouldn't be in a hurry to go down that road again either.
Jennifer Aniston is only "desperate" because that is unfortunately the role the tabloid media has painted for her in the wake of the Brangelina debacle.
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I couldn't agree more. The media loves to portray her as desperate because people love the drama.
Happy and normal are bad for business whereas drama and madness are profitable.
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Good grief - everyone in Hollywood knows Cooper is on the down low, so this was Witherspoon-like beard action, not an actual relationship. Come to think of it, Mayer wasn't a real relationship either - so what's really up with Aniston?
Loons wish desperation looked this good and had this obscene amount of money.
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Let me dirty up your mind.
Handcuff her to Clooney, both of those bitches like to date for PR purposes. Or let Pitt show up at her doorstep with his munchkins in tow wanting her back (caught on TMZ of course), anything create a new PR blitz because the current same old same old Brangelina/Aniston stuff is boring.
I couldn't agree more:
Submitted by ricki lake on Sun, 07/12/2009 - 10:27pm.
Jennifer Aniston is only "desperate" because that is unfortunately the role the tabloid media has painted for her in the wake of the Brangelina debacle. She is the one who is "cast aside," and therefore everything she does is "because she can't get a man," or so they would have us believe. I honestly feel sorry for her. She is in a situation where it is pretty much impossible for her to win. If she's dating a guy, she's "clingy" and "needy" and "trying too hard," but if she's single then of course suddenly she's "depressed" and "spending all her time sitting at home waiting for the phone to ring." Like, no. She has comported herself with the utmost dignity and grace, and I admire her strength. Go girl!
Why do women need a man in order to be seen as whole or happy or functional? Nobody says George Clooney is "unlucky in love" or "desperate". The media continue to beat this story into the ground and it's getting old and they really need to let it go. I'm not a big Aniston fan by any means, but she's got everything... money, looks, body, a career, etc. More power to her.
Well, as long as she's stepping away from the stupid, mysoginistic romcoms, she's a-ok in my book.
Oh and nice gams, Jen.
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Submitted by Da Truff on Sun, 07/12/2009 - 9:26pm.
You have to be REALLY bad in bed if you are that hot and can't keep a man...
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She can keep her own cars, houses, clothes, bank accounts, vacations, etc, etc, etc...why does she need to keep a man too?
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Jon Gosselin might be up for grabs soon.
Jennifer Aniston is only "desperate" because that is unfortunately the role the tabloid media has painted for her in the wake of the Brangelina debacle. She is the one who is "cast aside," and therefore everything she does is "because she can't get a man," or so they would have us believe. I honestly feel sorry for her. She is in a situation where it is pretty much impossible for her to win. If she's dating a guy, she's "clingy" and "needy" and "trying too hard," but if she's single then of course suddenly she's "depressed" and "spending all her time sitting at home waiting for the phone to ring." Like, no. She has comported herself with the utmost dignity and grace, and I admire her strength. Go girl!
Submitted by boomsy on Sun, 07/12/2009 - 10:08pm.
Seriously, ladies, how do y'all wear these high heels? I've tried and can barely make it around my bedroom; wedges are hard enough...I've been told you just have to "practice", but I see that as a broken ankle waiting to happen...
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they aren't too bad. with practice you can hardly feel them but i don't wear them often, I'm too tall(5'10 pushing 5'11).
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Submitted by EatYourVeggies on Sun, 07/12/2009 - 10:20pm.
It fucking makes me puke when Brangeloons act like Angie is superior just because she has 6 fucking kids. NOT EVERYONE wants to have a litter of children. Having children doesn't determine a woman's success in life. There are plenty of pieces of shit out there who have procreated. It doesn't make you special, people.
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It fucking makes me puke when Brangeloons act like Angie is superior just because she has 6 fucking kids. NOT EVERYONE wants to have a litter of children. Having children doesn't determine a woman's success in life. There are plenty of pieces of shit out there who have procreated. It doesn't make you special, people.
Actually she might get lots of tabloid attention if she dated a regular guy. Very Liz Taylor-Larry Fortensky. Maybe she should see what Joe the Plumber is up to these days.
Why doesn't she try dating a non actor/musician? The trend with her is to only date famous men.
OK, I usually don't comment on the Brad/Angelina/Jen posts and don't really care about any of them (except for Maddox!). But, seriously, give the girl a break. She may be desperate but do we really know this? (I hear the comments acoming...). What chance does she have when all eyes are upon her... Just sayin'...
Seriously, ladies, how do y'all wear these high heels? I've tried and can barely make it around my bedroom; wedges are hard enough...I've been told you just have to "practice", but I see that as a broken ankle waiting to happen...
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TV: Ah, yes - but it's really that "come-and-get-me-grin" of yours that really does it for me!
one has to be happy before trying to make another person happy. in relationships thats how I see it. Just because someone is single doesnt mean they are desperate. or being with someone to be happy? I dont buy that. who knows or who cares, as long as she is not adopting kids right and left like some hoes are trying to BUY happiness, then I am ok if she is who she is.
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oh HUSH y'all! My tittays are beaming -- but thank yee kindly ;D
Submitted by riverchic on Sun, 07/12/2009 - 9:54pm.
Pearl_Necklace: Hell yeah. I think if she put some waves or curls into it she would look a lot better. Probaby younger, too...
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And maybe a just slightly darker shade of that blonde she's working, more honey tones.
Submitted by riverchic on Sun, 07/12/2009 - 9:56pm.
we all do
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Pearl_Necklace: BTW: I really like your boobs!
Pearl_Necklace: Hell yeah. I think if she put some waves or curls into it she would look a lot better. Probaby younger, too...
Submitted by riverchic on Sun, 07/12/2009 - 9:45pm.
One thing I don't understand is why she doesn't do something different with her hair? She's had the limp-dishrag style for waaayy too long now...
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And right on to that. Every time I see that hair, though perfectly coiffed and healthy, I wonder why she doesn't try at least some waves/curl to it? Needs an update STAT.
One thing I don't understand is why she doesn't do something different with her hair? She's had the limp-dishrag style for waaayy too long now...
OK, my fiance just asked "Who's THAT?" Which only means one thing: His eyeballs latched on to a smoking hot bod. So like was already said down below, I really don't buy this desperation bs. Homegirl wants the press attention that dating hot actors brings. That way she keeps the rom-com/artsy film career going. And RIGHT ON to if a she's a "desperate ho" than so is George Clooney -- man the stench of misogyny runs STRONG in these here JenHenAngieHo posts.
Either way, I'd plow her like a migrant farm worker.
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WOW...so sweet, seems she is famous on a free sugar dating site___cougar matching . c om ______ ,there are many hot rich women.they vote
the most beautiful member each month.funny thing.....
I don't see anything desperate about her. She is beautiful, rich, has a smoking hot bod, and as far as I am concerned, having no husband sounds like heaven to me right now.
I can't believe the chauvinistic commets...why in hell should a woman be incomplete without a man and a baby (or six)?
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Personally I think she just got lucky........something not right about him.
You have to be REALLY bad in bed if you are that hot and can't keep a man...
dementa: "THE BASTER?!" LMAO!! That's hilarious!!!
Booorriiinnngggg. Not just because she's boring, but because she gets more desperate every year; every time she has a relationship, it bombs after a couple months and mopes about it for months.
Yeah, aging divorcees shrill "oh no she's not desperate, she's happier than Brad will ever be! She's a single sexy woman, and she totally loves it!" but when the tabs cling to a story this long (such as the Clay-Aiken-is-gay stories) they're usually right. Even her ex described her as "high maintenance."
And yeah, she can probably have many of the men she wants. But getting and keeping are not the same thing, and she clearly wants to keep.
As for why she doesn't date a normal guy, I think she suffers from a mixture of desperation and attention-hunger. Sure, she's desperate to get knocked up and live happily ever after with a hawt guy, but she also wants attention. Brad spoiled her: she was married to one of the most famous dudes alive, and she became one of the most famous (and perceived desirable) women by extension. Then they divorced, and suddenly she isn't getting all-positive 24/7 attention again.
The only way she can keep the attention going is by dating actors and stirring up all the hubbub of "engaged/pregnant/sticking-it-to-Brad" in the tabloids. Even if it's bad, most actors will gladly do whatever it takes for continuous attention, and JA can't get attention just by existing anymore. If JA dated a plumber, do you think anyone would care? Do you think the tabloids would follow them everywhere and make up stories about them? HELL NO.
And she's definitely too old to be prancing around in a miniskirt so often. Or starring in sad romantic comedies called "The Baster." I mean is she trying to make us laugh at her?
I am sure Jen is one of those bitches who is always like: "What re you thinking about? Is something wrong? Are you mad at me? How come you didn't call me last night or this morning? Do you think about me? I am ALWAYS thinking about you... Do you think your mom will like me?" I can't stand people like that as I have had the misfortune of being on the receiving end of that type of insecure fuckery...
Aniston is what, 40? and she always looks the same. Same long stringy hair parted in the middle, same too-tanned leathery face, same weird expressions. Boring, boring.
Ugly and old.
That skirt doesn't fit her and it's ugly. WTH? I agree that she should stop dating actors. And she should stop dating these people that are better looking than her. She should date someone average. They would adore her and probably treat her right. But, I guess she likes to be abused...