A Vortex Of Dirty Douchewater

If this deal goes through all of Jon's kids will be wearing pink clown clothes...great.

Submitted by Stoney on Mon, 07/13/2009 - 10:57am.
This fucking immature retarded douchebag is 100% responsible for the downfall of his marriage. If I had to deal with his juvenile passive agressive bullshit on a daily basis I would fucking kill myself. He is the reason Kate turned into a harping cunt. Anybody would! I hope he dies.

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That's what i've been saying! I know Kate is a mega-bitch but she has 8 kids & this dumbfuck to deal with...who would'nt be a raging lunatic-bitch?! Friend of mine got me on this bullshit, talking about how sorry she feels for Jon, so I start tivo'ing this shit (i know, i know) & so far, from what i can see you are exactly on point. I have no patience for dumbfucks & he would get on my last nerve, for reals.

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"It also looks like Benji almost kicked her in the wonk"!!!

um. instead of spending time with a "designer" (i just LOVE how that word is used so freely these days) who makes clothing for assholes and a 22 year old skank, how about spending time with your 8 kids. good concept, yeah?? i've never watched the show but this guy seems like a total asshat. he's 32, is ed hardy really meant for 32 year olds? mid life crisis much? he is not only acting like a 22 year old douche, he will now look the part apparently.

in the united states alone, about 4 million cats and dogs are euthanized each year for lack of homes to adopt them. YOU can help stop this.. spay or neuter your pet. please don't breed or buy while homeless animals die! and support animal shelters<3

Who knew that Christian Audigier posted an ad looking for Sum Dum Gai

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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"

THAT;S Christian Audigier? Sheesh, no wonder that Ed Hardy crap is so ugly!

But someone said he is searching someone on the famous rich men seeking passion site !!!.sugarscupid. c o m. there are some of his hot pictures.. joke or not?

What exactly is Jon going to be doing at Ed Hardy? Washing Christians Ferrari?

And Jon Goslin or whatever the fuck his name is is relevant because ... ?

Christian Audigier is disgusting. look at the trash who wears his clothes (Britney, Jenna Jameson, Mary Carey, Madonna, Rock of Love girls). as soon as he heard Michael Jackson died, he blew up images of them together and pasted them all over his L.A. store. fucking leach.

I'm going to just say this: Jon Goz is so douchey that I feel angry when I see his face. Especially cuz the guy thinks he is too cool to even smile in his pictures. This just intensifies the douche factor. I have to wipe the douche water off my screen. It's even coming out of his mouth. Jon may have replaced John Mayer in the dictionary's definition of douche. (Sidenote: Strangely enough, I don't ever say douche that much. I guess it fits the bill).

This is the problem with reality shows - it makes 'stars' out of regular people who are usually not put together. They suddenly begin to think that they are something truly amazing and *cough* talented.

To Jon: Take care of your fucking kids man! And get the hell out of the spotlight. I'm going to have to go to anger management if I see any more of you and your wife's face. And another thing: YOU ARE TOO OLD TO WORK FOR ED HARDY. YOU SHOULDN'T EVEN BE WEARING THAT SHIT!

OMG... the salmon pants, the loafers, the HUGE bananaboner and his "peace" fingers???? That's soooo perfect.

Did they give Jon some of what Katie Holmes has??? He looks... disconnected.

And the pic where jon jon has his "idea pitching hands" going... the kid in the middle is judging him, kids have this way of just... knowing if their "kind" has been betrayed.

Spittle... in the corner of jj's mouth on the close up shot... wow.

i don't feel sorry for either one of these gomers.

i just hope the kids make enough money on their tell all books to pay for therapy...

ahhh! THE PRICE OF FAME!!
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"I'd rather laugh with the sinners than die with the saints" Billy Joel

Fucking LOOK at Audigier. Would anyone wear clothes designed by this dude, even if you had never seen the assturds that are Ed Hardy clothes? UGH! Also: Jon looks like a fat lesbian.

Looking sharp pineapple head.

And Audigier looks like that fucker who is always trying to give me free falafels.

You all put Jon down. You're taking these times for granted. You'll never see an asian guy do the pathetic white suburban ex-fratboy in mid-life crisis better than jon gosselin...he's so dedicated he even rejected the good asian hair.

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"Why would I love a couch?"- Joe Guidice

I find Jon to be completely asexual. I'd rather fuck an amoeba.

"I want to stand as close to the edge as I can without going over. Out on the edge you see all the kinds of things you can't see from the center." ~Kurt Vonnegut

He sure is getting orange. Maybe he and Katie Price should mate.

I didn't follow these Gosselin people, but is this girlfriend a different one from the one he was caught with???? I remember this guy being seen with "old friends"(as he said) a few weeks ago that included this new woman. I hate how people think we're stupid.

hahahahaha that 8th picture made me laugh. he's like a male whore. I dont know, but I am always weary of men who wear button down long sleeve shirts specially printed. It's ok if its a solid color or a special occasion, but there's some weird vibes those shirts (plus the GEL locura overload)give off. like a "I am a Rico Suave hot stud" (rolls eyes)...yet I see them as sluts.

and I lol on this comment on a magazine "Jon Gosselin and Hailey Glassman -- the 23-year-old daughter of Kate’s tummy-tuck surgeon". whaaa that sucks.

Coma Caca!!

So WHY do you have a picture of Jon as your avie, WipeOut?!

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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."

I read today that 10.6 million people tuned in to watch them announce he and Kate were getting a divorce. WTF?!

The only way these people are going to be out of our lives is if people stop watching them. They have no discernible talents other than the fact they had 8 children. Now we're also rewarding them for being famewhores and douches...

God American is getting dumber everyday...

John is my case as point as to why getting married and procreating in your 20's is a bad idea. Who the fuck wants to be strapped down in their 20's?!? Makes no fuckin sense to me. I wish people would LOGICALLY think about marriage and kids before they do it. Any 20 something would rather be doing them then taking care of dirty diapers and a bitching spouse. Its a fact just look at the divorce rate.

i bought an ed hardy shirt way before every fking dumbass wannabe started to wear them.. i no longer wear it in public.. i wear that shirt to clean around the house......his shit is fking ugly; i dont understand why some people wear his stuff from head to toe (gross)

I always wanted to know who was responsible for the d*ckery that was the Ed Hardy clothing line. Now that I see who's behind it, it completely makes sense to me. What in the low budget Ricardo Montalban hell is going on with this dude?

This fucking immature retarded douchebag is 100% responsible for the downfall of his marriage. If I had to deal with his juvenile passive agressive bullshit on a daily basis I would fucking kill myself. He is the reason Kate turned into a harping cunt. Anybody would! I hope he dies.

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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."

Oh my gosh, that is a crapload of sliminess.

That Audigier person is pestering us here in Germany with his shitty clown clothes. Obviously, he made a deal with one of our TV broadcaster's and they always report on his life and everytime they show GNTM with Heidi Klum, the contestants get to wear his crappy rags or have to win a challenge in order to walk as models for him in one of his runway shows and/or can spend some time in his store in L. A. and pick as much of his stuff as they want and can keep it.
I've always laughed at the people, who bought his tasteless overprized shit and wore it with pride only because a few color-blind celebs wore it first.

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This is actually incredibly fitting, as Ed Hardy has the secret slogan "clothing for douchebags" anyway. This just makes it more obvious.

Jon is clearly going for the douchebag makeover anyway. I love how he had a midlife crisis and thought, "you know what will make me look more cool and hip with the kids? DIAMOND STUDS!!!" The early nineties are over, Jon.

Submitted by johanna on Mon, 07/13/2009 - 10:06am.
I hate it when people get that dried spit in the corner of their mouths (thumbnail 8). I once had to stop being friends with a person because he always had it and it drove me fucking nuts.
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"F*CK OFF!" -- Harvey Yorke Price

Jon is such a classless jerk off. I don't care how bad his marriage was, he should still display a little decorum. His kids are not stupid and I'm positive that the two older girls know about this bs. His dicky behavior is exactly the crap that screws up kids' ablity to have healthy relationships when they get older.

As for his career choice, I wouldn't exactly pin my hopes on a clothing line that gets shoved into the clearance bin at TJ Maxx. Isn't he an IT guy? Go fix a friggin computer or something, doucheus maximus.

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"F*CK OFF!" -- Harvey Yorke Price

Two douches...one cup!

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Droppin Kids Off in the Pool

"I cant believe that surgeon has a 22 yr old daughter."

I think maybe she's actually "22", if you know what I mean.

I hate it when people get that dried spit in the corner of their mouths (thumbnail 8). I once had to stop being friends with a person because he always had it and it drove me fucking nuts. Oh and grow up Jon. You look like a tool and you are starting to make Kate look like the better parent. That's pretty hard to do, but somehow you are succeeding. Those kids do not have a chance.

I've seen it happen time and time again, where two people split up and the dad just abdicates because the mother "monopolizes the kids". ';

If a man really loves his kids and pitches in to bathe and read to them and feed them, chances are his wife is delighted with him and wouldn't divorce him for anything. But most men rationalize their laziness and disinterest (and itchiness to sample new pussy) by saying "Hey, she LIKES doing all that mommy stuff, and she's so much better at it. The kids are better off."

And I guess they are. But it's not better for kids to be stuck with a tired, resentful mother, either.

Submitted by TellysWorld: "He is sooooooooo fucking FAIL. I mean, that's the best I can describe it."

It IS the best description.

I did not think it was humanly possible, but I am actually starting to feel sorry for Kate. Dealing with an overgrown, lazy, self-indulgent, immature child plus eight actual children made her the raging bitch she is today.

My gawd, he is a giant douche.

Submitted by kittycatastrophe on Mon, 07/13/2009 - 8:55am.

I want to know how some dude with 8 kids to support is rolling like a baller in St. Tropez and giving attitude like he matters to anyone except those in his gene pool.

That's what I'm talkin' 'bout. You hit it, kitty.

Im starting to think maybe him and Kate do belong together! They are both annoying assholes

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Okay, does this dork really think he is just such a natural at "celebrity-ism" or is it just me?
I mean, rubbing elbows with the rich and famous, he just drips of self-importance.
Not that I am a fan of this designer dude, but it just seems to me that Jon is WAY too in to this fuckery.
Ain't he a dad of, ummmmmm....EIGHT little kids?
And he's trouncing around with his 22 year old trick? Trying to be a rock star or something like that?
This is just ridiculous, and J + K BOTH need to be bitchslapped HARD. Assholes.
I thought their lives revolved around being PARENTS, not fame-whoring fucktards.

John is bloated.

He is sooooooooo fucking FAIL. I mean, that's the best I can describe it. We know he's a douche. We know he's a tool. We know he's fat, but somehow those words, even when strung together (douchetoolfatfuckingfatass), just don't quite capture the essence of this level of FAIL. The forlorn look in his eyes--the horrible shade of skin--the fat rolls--and the insufferable "save me from myself" mentality just scream for him to go and fucking kill himself. Your rugrats are better off without you, fuckstick.

Give me back my goddamn HELMET!

Jon did work until last year when Kate wanted to start traveling hoping to get a talk show contract. She treated him like a red-headed stepchild even when he was bringing home 6 figures and simply obeying her every insane demand so I don't feel bad for her.

Naa. His whore is just a beard. Maybe he dabbles in women, but Jon has always looked to me like he's got some peen lovin' eyes.

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How little we understand what touches off that tingle,
That sudden explosion when two tingles intermingle. --Mrs. Kravitz

Thank you, Campbells! You're telling the jokes for me. --MK

I agree with rachface "I used to like Jon but he's turning into a total tool. I don't really care about hurting Kate's feelings because she was/is a megacunt, but he could stop famewhoring for about two seconds so that his kids won't hate him for the rest of their lives".

I get the feelin this is prolly his first REAL vacation w/out Kate or the kids but he can reel in the partying a bit. He is the father of 8 kids.

And he is now dating the daughter of Kate's plastic surgeon? On the show they showed the surgeon and his wife and they were pretty old. I cant believe that surgeon has a 22 yr old daughter. In any event, I bet her parents are real proud of her right now.
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Resistance is Futile!

Having a job will be a new life experience for Johnny, yes? He should look happy, but... He's just realized he has to suck CA's dick daily to pay his monthly child support.

That face!

I can kind of sympathize with possum-head, I hate to say it. You already have 8 kids to raise, then you have to raise this douchetard in the middle of his mid-life crisis when he's trying to be a teenager again.

Everybody hated on Kate for traveling and doing book signings and stuff, but where has Jon been lately? He saw them what, once for the 4th of July?

I don't know. He's all kinds of messed up.

I feel kinda bad for Jon. He looks awfully depressed.

Submitted by The C word on Mon, 07/13/2009 - 8:32am.
Christian answers the age-old question of how a John Malkovich/Billy Bob love child would look.
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YES YES - with a little of that orange guy from Hot Chicks with Douchebags.
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"And the pants....the pants. "

Aren't those pants the SAME COLOR as that jacket Kate kept wearing a month or so ago - back when she was front-page news? What is it with Jon and salmon-colored sportswear??

Jesus H. Christ.

LOL at person of interest, "way off the douche rails"! And totally agree with your comment.

Now I actually hope that Kate IS fooling around with the James Brolinesque bodyguard.

What do Kate's brother and sister-in-law (*whispers* "Kate's cheating!") have to say about this???? I need to know!

why isn't this man at home providing for his 8 children?
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