So Does The Rest Of The World

even tho some of you may not like her, you have to admit she has great style! i am so obsessed with the bracelets she wore to the 2009 mtv movie awards, http://www.melindamaria.com/press/celebrities/1186

Yah, I saw that post and didn't even feel like it deserved an eye roll. Douchebaggery at it's finest, if you ask me...=P

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His Holiness MK, 9/03/08

Thanks, sookie, but you're right anyway, and here's the evidence that they clearly can't read:

Submitted by redcap on Tue, 07/14/2009 - 4:21am.

I just laid out an entire fucking post explaining why redcap's logic is shit, and he's still convinced everyone's jealous of Megan Fox. Brilliant reading comprehension skills.

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Eat boogers and die.

Okay, this is the last time I'll make a comment here, because obviously I've upset a few people. So, let me begin: The last thing I want to be is a fanboy who's jealous all the time. Those people, from what I recollect, stay home ALL DAY, because they've got issues. Look, I'm not an outgoing person, but I have hobbies outside of going on the computer and playing video games.

And I'm aware of those other celebutards that Khensu Hetep or redcap mentioned. But as far as I'm concerned, they don't bother me one bit. It is true that Jessica Simpson only relied on her beauty to get by, not her "acting" or "singing", and having her gain weight is career suicide. That's what I hear.

Look, I apologize if I've upset anyone. That's the last thing I would do. I just tried to relate to some situation, and I wound up coming off like someone who puts another individual on a pedestal. So, that's all I'm going to say.

"your link is invalid."

Yeah, I know. Try copying the URL: http://www.digitalspy.co.uk/showbiz/a164785/fox-im-a-strong-intelligent-...

ubmitted by Khensu Hetep on Tue, 07/14/2009 - 3:05am.

Brilliant!

i do hate to tell you though, the people addressed in your post probably can't read =(

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His Holiness MK, 9/03/08

for cougar daddy and babe

Good Dating Services Online is offered by **K i s s C o u g a r.COM**the male singles and the older sexy and wealthy women gathers together here quite often to search the suitable ones........

she is not the 1st stupid actress,so why attac Megan Fox?I tell u way,because she's beautiful.Transformer was all about visuals effects and Megan Fox

Submitted by redcap on Mon, 07/13/2009 - 8:10pm.

As another chick, I can say this. No, not really. Maybe the attention she receives from the opposite sex can be a tad enviable, but I don't envy her aesthetic. Try again.

I didn't realize that having a legitimate reason to dislike another female intrinsically implied jealousy. Next time you mention a dislike of a young actor, I hope everyone springs the jealousy card on you, even if you aren't. Maybe then, you'd realize how poorly your irritating and juvenile logic fails...oh, but that's right, you probably won't return.

You're just another defensive fanboy popping out from oblivion who realizes how useless Megan Fox truly is, which is why you're protecting your argument with ad hominem attacks. It's because you know that everyone taking the piss is right, and that your little rag-a-muffin is one botched plastic surgery away from losing her job.

I don't understand your empathy enough to get your nuts in a bunch (have they dropped yet?) over Megan Fox, because all the hostile little fanboys LIKE YOURSELF are the only ones who give a fuck about this annoying twat, but it's a waste of time, really.

All of these rabid, GQ magazine-fanatical assholes who are attempting to whiteknight this skank now will eventually be the ones turning on her in the future. These man-boys will be the FIRST (and only) ones to turn their back on this twit, and their words will be the harshest of them all, because let's face it, she doesn't have enough talent or personality to be adored by any other audience except for all the limp-wrists.

Remember Britney Spears? Tara Reid? Pam Anderson? JESSICA SIMSPON? Many of their heterosexual male "fans" spewed the same exact ignorant and aggressive bile until these women's appearances went down the drain. I anticipate the death wishes and the hate that all the fickle-minded adorers once reserved for Britney Spears and Tara Reid with Megan Fox. I can't wait until the day all these testosterone-drunken skin rags ignore this pig and her ephemeral "talents"...because people like you who hold Megan Fox to a pedestal are becoming as tolerable as the Brangeloonies are, which is INSUFFERABLE.

You're wading into Brangeloonie territory with your meltdowns, temper tantrums, and persistent aggro shit-stirring maneuvers. However, just like the Brangeloonies, you're so desperate for attention that it's pitiful, so I'll allow you to enjoy being acknowledged.

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Eat boogers and die.

AAAHAHAHAHAA!!! This hoor is a blessing to Dlisted! I was scrollin'scrollin'scrollin' just to see if Megan Fox's mouf had a case of the runs today ;D

In that pic she's raising her eyebrows, yet her forehead isn't moving.

Botox needs to be banned.

Damn. I'm so curious to see her act now that i'm downloading transformers. I hope it's bad enough to be good.

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Submitted by RoadDogXXIV on Mon, 07/13/2009 - 9:42pm.

Also read this fine article:
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Submitted by EatYourVeggies on Mon, 07/13/2009 - 1:48pm.
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WELL said!

she sucks as an actress...that's that; i dont really care what she looks like..she's a cookie cutter hollywood "actress" ... no better or worse than lindsay lohan or any of the other layabouts famous for nothing other than flashing their tits asses and pussies to everyone...why so defensive?..this is DLISTED; if you wanna make nice-nice with talentless hollywood hos hit up perez hilton or some other celeb-worshiping site..we dont do that shit around here...

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"This is straight up fuckery."
His Holiness MK, 9/03/08

She really is not attractive at all...

She looks like a generic blow up doll. a cheap one.

Submitted by redcap on Mon, 07/13/2009 - 8:10pm.
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LMMFAO

also, why is she always greasy? O.o

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His Holiness MK, 9/03/08

Also read this fine article: http://www.digitalspy.co.uk/showbiz/a164785/fox-im-a-strong-intelligent-role-model.html?imdb

Okay, I've said my piece. Now enjoy your bashing.

I think more than the alcoholics needed a drink after that movie, I read the reviews!

And for the record, my mom is a fan of Megan Fox's too. So Fox must NOT fuck up a good career. You also gotta raise a glass of champagne yourself since she isn't a fan of Twitter. AH! Did I strike a chord?

What's the fuss? You know, I was in a similar situation like Megan Fox was when I was in high school. When I was a sophomore, we had to record our own voices for some class. And, honestly, I don't want to watch OR hear myself.

As for Megan Fox being stupid? I believe she did an interview with Entertainment Weekly last June, where she claimed these outrageous statements she made (about Scarlett Johannson, High School Musical, about her sexuality, about her acting, whatever she posted on IMDB) were just for jokes. Who knows if she is stupid or not, but I can't seriously believe she meant these statements, because that's just a plea to appear on another shitty VH1 reality show.

If you guys want stupidity, go to YouTube and search "London Tipton". After that, you guys will be kissing Megan Fox's tush immediately, no matter what she says. Because right now, New Disney is basically responsible for the lobotomies of thousands of tween girls. Older ones too, if that can explain why "Hannah Montana" is such a g-damned pop culture phenom.

Oops, I kinda spoiled the surprise. ^_^;

OMG, she looks so hot. It seems that girl is dating online now. I saw her profile on dating site " !!! .sugarscupid. c o mo m" last week. It is said she is dating young billionaire on that site.

Dang everything coming out of her mouth is the verbal equivalent of shit. I have seriously NEVER EVER seen or heard anything intelligent coming out of her mouth. Never ever. She opens it and this word vomit comes out...
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I would force an entire liter of Yagermeister down my throat if I was her, to deal with her vanity, arrogance, stupidity & sluttiness in general....oh yeah, not to mention that as an actress, SHE SUUUCCCKS!! Megan Faux is a douchebag SKANK!
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Submitted by hambletta on Mon, 07/13/2009 - 3:54pm.

i can't wait to see megan fox after the looks fade and the bad plastic surgery. truly i can't.

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I too look forward to that time.

In fact, when I saw the pic MK posted of her, I first thought it was Katie Price, minus the orange poop slathered.

Watch out Megan, just look at pics of Katie to see your very near future. Talentless they both are.

I want to live only till I die, no more and no less - Eddie Izzard

She shot through only a glass? I can hardly believe that for reals, I mean she can't watch herself because she thinks she's a real actress and Transformers as a "serious" movie blows...so maybe she just realizes that she's a whore and got insecure about it. Hey even Angelina goes through that every once in awhile too...being a man stealer and all...

"Nuzzle your succulent nose in my no-no. It will be safe there. Well, not really, because I had Mexican for lunch. SUCIO! There I go again." - MK

you guys are all a bunch of fags and girls are a bunch of jealous bitches...Megan is hot...and that is it...

The average person has to down Kiefer Sutherland's entire liquor cabinet just to get through a Megan Fox "performance."

Don't listen to them Megan...they're all just jealous of your outer beauty. We all know that your best "performances" really aren't about acting anyway.

Can't she stop the drivel that falls from her lips? *sigh*

She looks like bucky beaver.

Kieffer Sutherland's entire liquor cabinet?

Wow, I laughed again..for the first time since Ed McMahon died.

Do you think she dyes her eyebrows?

I really don't think about her one way or the other, and aside from graduating out of the Angelina Jolie school of acting, she should think before she speaks, becase hasn't she managed to offend every one at some point.
beauty will only get you so far for so long, intelligence is what gets you the rest of the way.

I've been mistaken for a responsible adult

i can't wait to see megan fox after the looks fade and the bad plastic surgery. truly i can't.

yours sincerely, hamble the doll

She should be more concerned with resembling the greased up deaf guy
http://images.wikia.com/familyguy/images/a/a0/Greased_Up_Deaf_Guy.png

Submitted by xerquina

does anybody else think she's got old neck syndrome. when she was on Letterman after Johnny, i noticed her neck looks like an ancient Chinese secret.

YES. That is the first thing I noticed about this photo. She is only 23, but her neck looks like it is getting a little loose in this shot. Guess it could be the lighting. I didn't see Letterman.

MK, you crack me up!:

"The average person has to down Kiefer Sutherland's entire liquor cabinet just to get through a Megan Fox "performance." I've learned that it's best if you're completely unconscious"

It truly amazes me how pathetic an actress she is; she can't act if her life depended on it. AND, then she opens her mouth & pukes "STUPID" all over herself by slagging the movie that made her millions of dollars. I don't get it; she must be the world's stupidest woman (and, given what dumbasses SLUTney, PEEyonce, rihanna & BLOWhan are, that's really saying something)...

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"Professor Whore Face". Ha ha ha ha!

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Submitted by M.E. on Mon, 07/13/2009 - 11:55am.
She was truely shiteous in Transformers 2. Her over plumped lips and tittays bouncing every where were annoying
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I gotta admit I like Megan Fox because of her diarrhea of the mouth. It's entertaining as hell.

A whole glass of champagne!
Why, I can't imagine someone so pure and virginal as you could handle a WHOLE GLASS! Quite frankly, I'm shocked to find that you've ever had a drink in your life, dear girl.

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I'd be embarassed to say I only had ONE glass of champagne before I watched a movie I was in. What the hell is ONE glass going to do - think bottle Megan, then you won't sound so stupid.

At first I thought people were bashing her for no reason but then I watched TF1 again and now I agree that she really can't act.

Bitch should be ashamed to watch herself onscreen, I've seen mannequins with more acting ability.
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ugh there's a point where it just becomes arrogant to be so fakely humble. I sure that made absolutely no effing sense so i'll explain short....she's pretty, everyone knows that, SHE knows that. There is no way she can look in the mirror and say she's ugly but she tries to tell the world ohh poor her she's sooo hideous and she's really humble and she can't even watch herself cuz she thinks she's so awkward waawaaa let me play the worlds smallest violin for her because I doubt she believes that she just SAYS it so we all think ohh look at the megan what a nice humble girl NOOOOTTTTT

REALLY? If you are famous for pushing your tits together, I have no respect for you. That plus the arrogant inane shit that comes out of her overblown mouth is enough for most D-Listers to hate her. If you don't really get the theme of this site you belong on Perazzhilton or justjared. We don't worship here, we mock.

Mickey Rourke doesn't watch his own movies too...i think we ALL know why.

Submitted by ethang on Mon, 07/13/2009 - 12:55pm.
Oh please! You guys are only attacking her because everyone else does. I totally get what she meant. Many people cannot stand watching themselves. We're all far too critical.

Why does this girl generate so much hate?
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I totally agree. She's someone dlisters love to hate- well, there aren't many they don't love to hate are there?
Anyway, I have heard MANY celebs say they don't watch their own movies. I think it would be wierd seeing yourself on the big screenm having millions of people be critical of every move you make. scary indeed.

Submitted by ethang on Mon, 07/13/2009 - 12:55pm.

Perhaps it's because she is profoundly stupid, and survives on little other than the fact that men want to fuck her?

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@ZiggyStardust:

I hate you! I hate you! I hate you!- angel_i

Who cares what she means or how she means it. All I know is under the word UngratefulWhore there is a picture of this chick next to it. She needs to start counting her blessings cuz the fade into oblivion clock sure as fuck is ticking for this bitch.

Johnny Depp doesn't watch the movies he makes either.

I probably wouldn't watch movies I was in either if I were an actress.

It'd be creepy and a big self-aggrandizing.

Submitted by sushi on Mon, 07/13/2009 - 12:43pm.
As much as I don't like her, is it possible that she means that it's difficult to watch herself act? Meaning, she wasn't really bashing the movie itself but saying it takes a drink before she can actually watch herself act.
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That's what I assumed she meant...I haven't read all the other comments yet.

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Yeah, because there's so much substance in this chick's acting skills, right??. It IS painful to see this dumbass act because she SUCKS at acting, no need to be so harsh with herself because expecting a good performance from this twat is like expecting a bag of hammers to fly by itself. It's just impossible.

She should just shut the fuck up and look plastic pretty.

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