Afternoon Crumbs
This is some "On Golden Pond" shit! - Just Jared
Nicole Richie's unborn baby weighs more than her - Popsugar
Parasite Hilton's crotch creatures surface in San Diego - Towleroad
SHOCK! Marisa Miller is completely covered from head to toe! Naw. She's nekkid again. - Egotastic!
A microwaved Slim Jim hits the beach (site NSFW) - Drunken Stepfather
If you happened to see Public Enemies in NYC yesterday and wondered why it was colder than Heather Mills' nipples in the theater, it's because Nicole Kidman was there - Lainey Gossip
How many members of the Russian Olympic weightlifting team and gallons of Crisco did it take to get Kim Kardassian into this bodysuit? - Hollywood Tuna
Bette Davis looks younger - Cityrag
HoHan looks hot. And by "hot," I mean she looks like Central Florida day-shift hooker again - Hollywood Rag
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katie should start dressing more her age
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Submitted by Erika_Leigh28 on Tue, 07/14/2009 - 2:04am.
Paris Hilton technically is a shit crotch, but I'm not sure if she is anymore. She probably bleaches her pubes.
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Eat boogers and die.
Katie Holmes is a crack whore. I would look like a bag of ass too if my lips had to wrap around Tommy Girl's pink little nubbin and munch his nono hole.
sorry- dbl posted!
On the Gawker site the Katie Holmes picture's captioned "I pledge allegiance to the flag...Flag! I said FLAG!"
haha i love how the only thing that idiot with paris can say is she's a firecrotch, firecrotch. Seriously...he can't think of a better insult than noting the color of someones pubic hair. wtf. it's like saying well she's a sun crotch her pubic hair is blonde haha nah nah ur a sun crotch. and what about brown pubic hair ...dirt crotches? shit crotches? hahaha i'd rather be a firecrotch where it's too hot to handle than a shit crotch where it's just too smelly to handle
Marisa Miller, Miranda Kerr, Adriana Lima...are all fucking weird looking. I don't care if they're Victoria's Secret models or how great their bodies are, they have mutant faces.
Yeah, and great, Kim Kardashian DOES have a nice body and she knows it, so the media and Asskiss magazine can stop giving her more ammo to complain about her body that she capitalized off of.
Boofuckinghoo.
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Eat boogers and die.
Katie looks like a drab 50 year old housewife. Tommy girl wants himself to look younger then her.
Nicole Kidman has been nasty for years and years, she's further proof to not use botox.
She's ruined her face and I can't consider her attractive since 2002. As an actress you have to move your face, she ruined her face with tons of botox injections.
i see Katbot is finally on the run; left with just the clothes on her back.you go girl! maybe she can have that chip removed later ;>
Lardassian buttocks makes me tingly all over, lol! And could Blohan be anymore scarier & skanker? WTF?
99% of Hollyweird gives me the heebie-jeebies. But it is such fun to tear 'em all new assholes. I wonder if some of these so-called "stars" ever check out Dlisted? I think they should at least once a week or so in order to get reality checks from REAL PEOPLe. Nah, that'll never happen...
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Bette Davis looks younger - Cityrag
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That's eepy-cray. Bette Davis was in her character make-up. Blowhan is just walking around looking like a washed-up hag (22?!), looking for free drinks.
Submitted by loozer on Mon, 07/13/2009 - 3:37pm.
Baby Jane on her worst day was miles above Lohan on her best! It's Wrong! Just Wrong! to even joke about comparing them!
If Bette was still around, she would chew Lohan up and spit her out faster than Kirstie Alley and a box of Krispey Kremes.
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LOOZER FOR HOT SLUT OF THE MONTH!!!! Amen my bruva/sista(?)...
And I'm Team Joanie C all da way baybay...Don't you Bette Divin' whores touch me or I'll take a wire hanger to yo' azz....
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
I don't know what Janice Dickenson smells like, nor have I ever attempted to microwave a Slim Jim (they taste delicious room temperature), but Janice has arthritis hands, fo' sho.
I'm very superficial, I hate everything official.
PS- WHERE are White Oprah and Buttons?!
98% pure Blohan. Nothing watered down about THAT. Would have been 100% Blohan if she had a Blackberry in one hand and a lit drag in the other.
Nicole looks far better preggers than any other time in her life. I think cause she looks so well nourished and not like a starving cat. Anywho, speaking of starving cats, Hohan and her fugly shoes need to go FAR AWAY...I mean maybe with a skirt it would look okay...but cut-offs? Day shift hooker for reals!
"Nuzzle your succulent nose in my no-no. It will be safe there. Well, not really, because I had Mexican for lunch. SUCIO! There I go again." - MK
Nicole Ritchie is one of the few people who lookes better pregnant than not...she carries her babies well.
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Submitted by The Sunshine Gang on Mon, 07/13/2009 - 7:16pm.
Is lindsay's hair thinning?
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I think that is referred to as "Fire Crotch Dry Rot"
Is lindsay's hair thinning?
OMG the CityRag post comparing HoHan to Bette Davis is hysterical genius! Davis had more class in her false eyelashes than HoHan ever will, poor dear.
Fun Fact: For some strange reason Davis absolutely insisted on doing her own makeup for "Baby Jane", ignoring the advice of those working with her. When she saw herself in the completed film she was horrified and too late realized what a mistake she'd made.
wow blohan looks like shit. read a blind recently that said her hair is falling out from not eating and all the drugs. it's a shame she used to be really pretty. now she just looks like a cokewhore hooker.
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what do i think? i think why not. rock and roll.
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Oh my... Bloho does look done.
I loved that movie, MK: great side-by-side comparison though.
Why is Robo-Holmes always foisted on us?
Why can't she sit back and revel in her millions and irrelevancy? *pffft*
Nicole looks like she is having a boy.
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Tristram on Sat, 07/11/2009 - 3:13pm.
...They grow up and attract douches so fast. *sniffling*...
Sometimes the comedy writes itself. From JJ: [with my edits]
Meanwhile, Tom [cruise] and James [packer] are reportedly on a little cruise-y getaway aboard The Packer pleasure ship, the Arctic P[een].
Hmmmm, bait.
Those aren't giant squid, for God's sake. They're Humboldt squid. No one has ever seen a giant squid (architeuthis dux) alive because they are creatures of the abyss. They don't like warm water and wouldn't come within a certain distance of the surface where it's warm.
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Moo!
For crying out loud Katie.
1) Have a pie
2) Drink a pint of beer
3) Run like the wind whilst you still have some blood in your veins.
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Morbidly obese, barren, jellus h8er, jen-hen at your service.
Nicole looks really beautiful and sexy pregnant, she should stay that way permanently.
OMG the BabyJane is an uncanny resemblence. But HoHan has always got really nice shoes on, that's the best thing I can ever say about her.
It's fucking Summer Nicole K is wearing a hat and a scarf, wtf? She's a wierd creepy kind.
And I love Kim K's body, fat ass and all.
Nicole looks adorable preggers. She looks so much happier these days. Good for her.
Ive seen dead people that look better than Katie Holmes does these days.
Blohan needs to be put to sleep.
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finally samro in something OTHER than skinny jeans...
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According to JJ, Tom is away on a cruise with a male friend on a boat called "The Packer". The joke just writes itself...
Maybe if Tom had hired a better looking beard, I would've believed this mess for awhile.
This girl is pretty cute, but under some sort of mind control.. Slightly weird, but cute kids too.
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Submitted by Hekki
Okay, I just did some more research and Guillermo del Toro is writing and directing the remake of "Don't Be Afraid of the Dark"
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For serious? Hopefully, he makes her wear a mask throughout the film or have limited screen time. I won't be able to bear watching her make inappropriate facial expressions for 2 hours. The only movie I could stand this chick in was 'Pieces of April'. That's it.
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If you want to tell people the truth, make them laugh. Otherwise, they'll kill you. - Oscar Wilde
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*sigh* Is it POSSIBLE to have a happy or well rested looking Katie Holmes pic? I mean, I know she has a kid but she also has millions of dollars (or Tommy Girl does), so can't she hire a nanny and take a spa day? Or a nap? She used to be so cute.
I don't get the HoHan firecrotch post...is her crotch visible in those shorts? She's nasty anyway, so no big loss.
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What's the opposite of making sense? The Comfort Wipe! -MK
Okay, I just did some more research and Guillermo del Toro is writing and directing the remake of "Don't Be Afraid of the Dark", so it might be good. Maybe Katie will be in something good for a change.
Aaaww....Bette Davis. Love her!
Marisa Miller is a butterface. And I'm positive the guy at egotastic is a premature ejaculator.
Public Enemies was pretty good, a little long but it worked. It would've been better if the love scene involed Johnny and Christian but whatever.
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If you're so smart, why aren't you rich?
How random is that event that Kim K. appeared at? What does she have to do with car racing? What does she have to do with anything? Is she paying them? I'll never understand why people think that they're going to get their event/product any exposure by partnering with G-list no talents like her.
As much as I would love to click on those Marisa Miller pics, I do not need to be seeing any more naked blondes right now.
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Hekki,
I had a dumb ass babysitter who let me watch that when I was maybe six.
I am still afraid of the dark.
Bitch.
Oh, RV, you old poop!
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"I make mistakes, I am out of control and at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best."
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The're remaking "Don't Be Afraid of the Dark"???!!
I just checked imdb and it's true. That movie scared the SHIT out of me when I was a little girl. Holy mo.
They're just going to ruin it.
And I know we always ask this, but... Aren't there ANY good, original scripts flying around Hollywood?
Jesus Christ.
Baby Jane on her worst day was miles above Lohan on her best! It's Wrong! Just Wrong! to even joke about comparing them!
If Bette was still around, she would chew Lohan up and spit her out faster than Kirstie Alley and a box of Krispey Kremes.
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I can't say you hurt me when you never let me near...
How i wish for Blohan to catch the H1N1 Flu.And die.
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I don't want more choice, I just want nicer things!
Bette Davis and Lindsay Lohan should not be in the same sentence, period. (yes, I did just violate my own rule hos...)