Twins For Molly Ringwald
Molly Ringwald, or "the ginge from that old movie about detention" for those of you born after 1990, had matching baby friends on Friday in Los Angeles. Molly made the twin babies with her hot piece husband, Panio Gianopoulos. They join 5-year-old sister Mathilda Ereni.
NOW FOR THE NAMES! Unfortunately, she didn't name 'em Duckie and Grandma Helen. Molly's spokeswhore told UsWeekly that she named the girl twin Adele Georgiana and the boy twin Roman Stylianos.
You know Bobby Trendy (Government name: Raymond John Muro) is going to punch himself in the taint for not coming up with the name "Roman Stylianos" for himself. Roman Stylianos sounds like the name of faaaaabulous fictional fashion designer on Ugly Betty. Yes, I know it's a Greek name. Don't throw Feta at me!