Jakey & Reese Are Pissed (In Totally Different Ways)
Ooooooh! Jakey G's ass lips were throbbing in anger last night, because the pappies just wouldn't get out of his life! Usually, my nipples don't howl for Jakey, but his "I Iz So Angry! WTF Iz Wrong Wit U?" face is giving me fever. Bitch could pass for a top!
The best part is that Reese doesn't really know what's going on, because bitch has the drunks in a major way. I think she's trying to stop the world from spinning so fast, so she won't vom in Jakey's lap. Then the bitch in Jakey would really pop out (to the tune of The Bitch Is Back)! Jakey does like a load of salty goo in his crotch, but not when it's lady barf.
How did Reese manage to get drunk? She seems like the type to only have little a sip of booze at New Year's. Reese's boring ass probably just drank a Shirley Temple too fast. Bitch should do that more often, because she actually looks happy in the face.
Here's angry Jakey, drunky Reese and Jenny Lewis leaving the Hollywood Bowl last night.
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So that makes you a GILF?
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Submitted by mharker on Mon, 07/13/2009 - 10:36pm.
So why is the consensous that Jake Gyllenhaal's gay? Because he played a gay guy in a movie once?
I think it's because he's gay.
thanks! so excited, my baby is having a baby!
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Fucka doodle-do.
Submitted by Clarisse on Mon, 07/13/2009 - 10:38pm.
Hoff!!!
Yea!! Oh baby toes!!!!!!!
Babies are so much fun when you can spoil em, buy em REALLLY loud toys, some candy, then LEAVE!!
---Red Candy, a whistle and a drum. To be precise.
Hoff!!!
Yea!! Oh baby toes!!!!!!!
Babies are so much fun when you can spoil em, buy em REALLLY loud toys, some candy, then LEAVE!!
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"You--only you--will have stars that can laugh!"
So why is the consensous that Jake Gyllenhaal's gay? Because he played a gay guy in a movie once?
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"I once accidentally joined the KKK because I thought it stood for 'kitty kitty kitty.' And I really like kitties."
Submitted by christine the hoff on Mon, 07/13/2009 - 10:00pm.
i'm going to be a grand mother!!!
Congrats, CTH! You may think, Why couldn't I have had the grandkid first?
Submitted by Dirk Diggler on Mon, 07/13/2009 - 9:23pm.
Wow, Jakey looks pissed here.
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And Reese looks completely bored. If I was with him, I probably would too!
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Maybe we're all a little crazy, but laughing out loud makes it feel all right.
Submitted by christine the hoff on Mon, 07/13/2009 - 10:00pm.
um, Congrats?
Is that the Jenny Lewis from Rilo Kiley? How the fuck did she become friends with Reese and Jake?
Jake hasn't looked that scared or confused since the one time he saw a pussy.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
What the hell is Reese wearing? Who goes on a (pretend) date with a third wheel?
I'm gonna catch hell for this but I actually LIKE Reese, a lot. She's not out there flashing her herp infested naughty bits, seems to be a wonderful mother, generally avoids the spotlight instead of causing a scene then bitching about the paps following her (HoHan and Shitney I'm looking in your direction...), and seems to be really grounded despite her fame. She's not a very good actress and is girl-next-door pretty, but hell who in Hollywood these days is actually worth a damn? She also does a lot of GENUINE charity work, not "i'm gonna go to this party so I look like I give a shit about something besides free champagne."
Well, Reese IS filming a movie with Owen Wilson currently. From those "car window" pics, it looks like he's been giving her tips on how to get in touch with your inner despair by trying to drink yourself into a stupor. Yikes! I'm not a Reese fan but she looks SUPER melancholy in those pics ... Cheer up, Reecey! You're our perky go-to gal!!
Okay, so I was not around today, I missed open post, but you know what, fuck open post, fuck it all guess what Iwasn't around today for...
i'm going to be a grand mother!!!!!!!!!!1
my twenty year old daughter is giving birth in March!!!! yeah me!
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Fucka doodle-do.
I can't believe these two twits are still together. A match made in heaven! The look on Jakey's face makes me think he's getting a red-hot 12 inch steel rod rammed up his no-no hole. OUCHY!! Don't try this at home kids, lol
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Reese has some way cute sandals on. I want them!
how can you tell she's drunk? she does need a shower and shampoo!cleanup girl! :)
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I was never into Reese "Lockjaw" Witherspoon, but I am digging her in these pictures.
He needs to be yelling at her. She's the one with the window completely down, peering out at the scenery (Ooo, the pretty colors...)
Jerry Lewis? Well hell, of course...It's Mr. Wooley!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C0OaLGhE5x0&feature=related
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"You--only you--will have stars that can laugh!"
More importantly, is he driving a Toyota Camry?! I mean WTF!!?!! It's one thing to drive a prius, but a Camry!? In Hollywood? what's this world coming to. You have two choices if you're A-List...overly expensive six figure Limited Edition or something that pretends to save the planet.
I am offended that my Jenny is friends with Reese. They were barely in a movie together.
Reese ruins everything
Submitted by z-listed on Mon, 07/13/2009 - 9:25pm.
Who is Jenny Lewis and what the hell kind of GD outfit is THAT!?
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An actress who was in TONS of movies/television as 80's child actor.
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0507343/
Who is Jenny Lewis and what the hell kind of GD outfit is THAT!?
Amazing...I seemed to see she had a personal account on the rich and success dating site sugarscupid. co m with profile and blog when looking for dates and fun with hot girls there recently. The blog was updated very often. Lots of guys joined in her friend circle.
Wow, Jakey looks pissed here.
Jenny Lewis had some crotch sweat going on.
he's pulling Jim Carrey faces. i've never saw an angry person look goofy.
reesey pieces looks like she just recieved a beat down.
I remember Jenny Lewis was on an episode of "The Golden Girls" once where she was a girl scout that held Rose's teddy bear hostage, haha.
They were rollin' in a Camry? I guess their "slumming" fool-the-paps-ride didn't work.
license place?
I HATE that line!!!
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"You--only you--will have stars that can laugh!"
Obviously these are staged pictures. Note how the license place it blurred out. Only pictures taken by publicists ordered by the stars do to so would contain blurred out licence plates. A friend of mine worked in one of these companies and told me that stars actually let photographers know where they will be so thye can be photographed in "candid" ...it's all PR....
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"Charlie you fucking bitch, let's work it out" - High Fidelity
Jesus, Reese Witherspoon looks like Wino and Wino is dressing like Reese Witherspoon - freaky times.
i LOVE Jenny Lewis! long live Rilo Kiley! (and of course her solo stuff...but mostly Rilo Kiley!)
lmao..He totally looks like a monkey with John F Kennedy Jr's hair...
**You sound like your from london**
Judging by these pics, neither of them should be driving. Jakey is a bit toasted as well. He looks like a mean drunk. Call a fucking cab.
Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 07/13/2009 - 7:06pm.
How did Reese manage to get drunk?
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Jeezus Juice.
Submitted by Morbidosity on Mon, 07/13/2009 - 7:32pm.
I reckon it's a massive zit.
It's Suze, like in booze.
Those photos are priceless.
Submitted by TheVinylVillager on Mon, 07/13/2009 - 7:16pm.
why the fuck are they driving a camry?
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That was the 2ND Question I asked out loud when I saw the pics.
The 1st was: Which gay-face is Jakey giving us when he's angry, Bert from Sesame Street or Darren from "Bewitched"?
I wonder if that's the same as his O face?
Reese has been puffing the magic dragon.
HOLY CRAP, that IS the chick from Troop Beverly Hills!! Shelley Long's daughter...I love Shelley Long!!
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"Why would Brad leave such a beautiful woman to hold orphans for Angelina?" - Michael Douglas
Oooh! This made my day!
Who knew Jakey was capable of this? I can totally see them having bitch-face contests at home now.
Reese almost looks like fun here too.
Hee hee, Reese looks like she has not a care in the world! I like it. She SHOULD drink those Shirley Temples more often! I think Jake is hot, even if he does bat for the other team.
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"Why would Brad leave such a beautiful woman to hold orphans for Angelina?" - Michael Douglas
Reese looks totally drunk...wtf...the world has officially ended...and pigs are flying...for reals...!?
"Nuzzle your succulent nose in my no-no. It will be safe there. Well, not really, because I had Mexican for lunch. SUCIO! There I go again." - MK
LMAO Morb!!!
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The girl in blue's outfit is giving me horrible early childhood flashbacks. Those pants... that hat... dear God.... stop.
i never really understood the appeal of reese. she's not pretty and her acting is only ok.