Jakey & Reese Are Pissed (In Totally Different Ways)
Ooooooh! Jakey G's ass lips were throbbing in anger last night, because the pappies just wouldn't get out of his life! Usually, my nipples don't howl for Jakey, but his "I Iz So Angry! WTF Iz Wrong Wit U?" face is giving me fever. Bitch could pass for a top!
The best part is that Reese doesn't really know what's going on, because bitch has the drunks in a major way. I think she's trying to stop the world from spinning so fast, so she won't vom in Jakey's lap. Then the bitch in Jakey would really pop out (to the tune of The Bitch Is Back)! Jakey does like a load of salty goo in his crotch, but not when it's lady barf.
How did Reese manage to get drunk? She seems like the type to only have little a sip of booze at New Year's. Reese's boring ass probably just drank a Shirley Temple too fast. Bitch should do that more often, because she actually looks happy in the face.
Here's angry Jakey, drunky Reese and Jenny Lewis leaving the Hollywood Bowl last night.
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@ Lory.. hell yes. Reese needs two of them.. then she will be smiling. Maybe she can borrow one of Jakey's.
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@Morb: Well hor, I don't care when you use it, as long as my gift gets to be used! Do you know how many unlucky gals are out there without one? That is just wrong, girl... If Reese here had one, you can bet your best knife that she would look a lot happier!!!
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I have some of Jenny Lewis' cd's, but I just can't get into them. No substance. She's ALMOST something really good. And I can't stand when girls dress stupid to try and prove that they are wacky or indie or something. Because you just end up looking stupid.
Submitted by TheVinylVillager on Mon, 07/13/2009 - 7:16pm.
why the fuck are they driving a camry?
'Cause they're sensible.
Getting drunk probably does Reese a world of good. She's spun too tight. I was also quite disappointed in my fellow steel magnolia to find she avoids her fans. Not nice, ladybug.
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@ Lory... Hey Hor!!! No, I haven't used it yet. I'm saving it 'for special' ;)
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MizRo: (((((HUGS)))) Glad to see ya hot bitch!!! :D
Morb: Hey there hor!!! Are you using the gift I gave you? ;)
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Let me dirty up your mind.
She's not that into him.
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for some reason reese REALLY FUCKING rubs me the wrong way...it's not fair i know but when i see her i just think uptight frigid cunt who has her little miss "type A" (isn't that what it's called)production company...
I think she is completely overrated as an actress. She's good, but she's not THAT good.
I'm out for the night all: much peace and health to all of you. *muah*
Is that a shiner or a cut under Reese's left eye?
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I'm not sure I want all my neuroses cleared up.
It's much better to barf out the window then inside the car. She really doesn't look that bad though.
Lory: *muah* you may have it correct!!
Some people respond so differently to drugs, and when you throw in alcohol, it can be very ugly.
...whats with the lolli?
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one of those lolli's with meds in them?
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Both these heffalumps give me the barfs.
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i like reese and i think she looks really good even tho she's drunk... she looks, as opposed to the other h'wood stars, human!
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They may have had a few drinks but I don't think they are drunk, just high as fuck...
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Jake looks like a cartoon character in these photos, the eyebrows in particular.
Also, why does Jenny Lewis look like she's 45?
Me too NW, he always seemed so... benign, if you know what I mean.
He is def on something and she is sad: I don't foresee them being together too much longer.
Maybe she just ordered all of her drinks with cherries in 'em??
(The badger ate too many overly-fermented cherries and had stumbled out into the middle of the road to pass out.)
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Big hug back, MizRo!
Miz, I usually like Jake, but Angry Face is making me question my judgement.
S'ok, No Words - I'm just glad to see you, misspellings and all! *hug*
No Words: he does! Looks like he may have imbibed something more than alcohol.
I never thought he'd be the aggressive type though. Hmmm.
Miz...I corrected my spelling, and that is why you look like you have ESP! (-:
Submitted by MizRo on Mon, 07/13/2009 - 7:00pm.
What's with the bruised face Reese?
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No kidding, Miz. And the scratches, and the sad, forlorn eyes?
Jakey looks completely out of control.
I love, LOVE the fact that MK included pics of Jenny Lewis. She was the hot slut from "Troop Beverly Hills" and "The Wizard." I say name that bitch as Hot Slut of the Day!
No Words: really... It's a little disturbing: I wonder what happened.
why the fuck are they driving a camry?
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I love the pictures of her hanging on the car window.
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What's with the catfight scratch under Reese's eye?
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ahahahaha, Jakey has the crazy eyes...WTF?? lol
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One thing is for sure: she looks miserable.
I have never seen her look so melancholy and just outright sad; 2nd thoughts about Jakey, Reese?
These pictures are hilarius. Reese looks higher than a kite and Jake looks like a serial killer.
Grape drink!!!!!
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How did Reese manage to get drunk?
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She prolly drank a whole glass of champagne just to steady her nerves while she looked at pictures of herself.
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I have never seen Reese drunk and out of it. But still, any girl is entitled to a little booze Fest here and there. But Jake's facial expression is priceless. Chill man, she is not being cited , just photographed. His eyes scare me.
Yawn...
Wow Jake looks like hell there. I wonder how big of a bomb "Prince of Persia" will be when its finally released a year from now.
Jake is just all kinds of mad at the horrid outfit his beard is wearing.
"I want to stand as close to the edge as I can without going over. Out on the edge you see all the kinds of things you can't see from the center." ~Kurt Vonnegut
What the fuck are Reese and her female friend (not Jake) wearing?
What's with the bruised face Reese?