Jon & Skank In Cannes
There's too much going on here for me to focus on one thing. Let me slap myself a little and try to organize my thoughts into a list. This needs a list:
1. Hailey Glassman's "meth lab explosion" eyebrows.
2. Hailey's "Clarissa Explains It All" peace sign shorts.
3. Jon Gosselin's second-trimester bloat.
4. Jon's cell phone strapped to his plaid shorts.
5. Hailey is 22 even though she looks like a middle-aged parolee (for prostitution whoring, of course) who is in charge of washing the dishes at the halfway house where she lives.
7. BODYGUARDS. Seriously, why in the fuck do these two twats need bodyguards in France?! Nobody knows what the hell they are, let alone who they are. Oh, wait. Maybe Jon got word from the Coast Guard that Kate's rabid possum hair has just washed up on the shores of France and is galloping towards them at full speed. Okay, then. Carry on.
Basically, the memaw's "What. The. Fuck." expression in the third thumbnail below says it all.
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wow is jon seriously dating someone that young, what about his children, clearly he doesn't care
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'"Clarissa Explains It All" peace sign shorts.' Hotness! That's why I love Dlisted.
The Memaw's expression explains it all. I'm totally down with her.
Perhaps Kate isn't as bad as I thought.
Jon really got fat and douchey huh? That's one way to ease the pain of a divorce and EIGHT KIDS AT HOME.
They are sleazy, sneaky, and unscrupulous. Ugh, I can't even look at them. Talk about a couple of losers! By the way Jon if you're reading this, the earrings look so pathetic. You really need to give up trying to look cool because you're just not pulling it off! I mean come on sweetie aren't you a little young to be going through a mid-life crisis? What's next hair plugs? Oh that's right you've already been down that road! You two truly deserve each other.
P.S. Glad his honey is classing up her frayed denim shorts with the strappy little sandals. No wonder the French people think Americans are a bunch of classless, uneducated, unsophisticated slobs. Just look at these two bozos. Way to represent guys!
He is making such an ass out of himself. Parading his new/UGLY and younger girlfriend while he has eight kids at home. He would not have any of these opptunties if he did exploit the kids. He would be a struggling dad working his ass off to afford those 8 kids. Perhaps even working several jobs
"Must be nice to be able to afford a Cannes vacation off the explotation of your children."
Word.
I'm just wondering why photographers are following them? Did they have to beg?
My doctor looks exactly like Jon and it's kind of eerie.
Nice 1991 shorts there Hailey.
Don't cigarettes kill your appetite? Jon looks like a fat lesbian.
I actually had "Jon and Kate Plus 8" on my TiVo season pass list which means Nielsen reads that which gives them points. This is the first time I have ever deleted a season pass based on being so upset by these people behavior. I don't want to give them any points. Ick.
Maybe her dad will give Jon a tummy tuck he needs one and a life. How disgusting to be a family friend than date the daughter. He should be arrested!!!
This woman is only 22 years old? She's two years younger than me, and she looks old enough to be my nan.
Masturbation is not a GD game of Clue, there is no reason to head to the broom closet with a rope and a lead pipe. --michelleb
This bitch looks like the fat girl that Buffalo Bill threw down the hole in "Silence"
Oh I LOVE that Jon is smoking now! He just.keeps.getting.COOLER! This motherfucker is UNSTOPPABLE!
God I hope in a few months when his fame has faded he spends his way into oblivion and winds up on a street corner with a 'will make babies for cash' sign.
I hate hate HATE seeing anything to do with Jon and Kate since I feel they represent the worst kind of celebrity...
Jon really knows how to pick 'em, doesn't he? He doesn't trade up! Just because this one is 20 years younger than his wife doesn't mean she's any better - she has that same low-rent, stupid look that Kate does. And I thought all of the girlfriend's recently passed-around Facebook stuff was hilarious - people are so upfront about being idiotic skanky hos these days, aren't they?
Oh Michael K, you are toooo funny: 2 twats...and the meemaw's expression. Priceless. What an unattractive twosome.
Anyone notice how much he is on the phone? Who is he talking to? You know damn well he's not checking in with Kate to see how the kids are doing. He's not making any business deals any time soon, so nope, that can't be a reason he's on the phone. OH WAIT... He must be talking to his other skank whore, Deanna Hummel. Remember her? And to think he's two timing Hailey right in front of her face. Crack must have really done her in if she can't figure it out.
These two clowns are not newsworthy.
This chick makes Kate look elegant.
WTF is with the peace sign shorts? Are you kidding? Especially since she knows her nasty mug is going to be all over the tabloids. She must have been laughed out of Gucci. What an embarrassment to the US.
I love a crack bitch who was unknown to the world last week but now is in France and has Paparazi taking her pictures. You Go, skank! I bet it wasn't long before she was looking out her window making sure they were there and then leaving the hotel and saying "Oh, you annoying paps!" like those Lohans do.
seriously this nasty, party-girl, piece of trash gets more disgusting every time i see her...i guess they are perfect for each other since they are both useless, stupid douchebags....
seriously, which one of them is uglier? i cant decide....
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"This is straight up fuckery."
His Holiness MK, 9/03/08
I find the bodyguard in olive super yummy... So the pics weren't a total waste of time.
p.s... will Gucci even let you in wearing forever 21 shorts?
Submitted by Nanners on Tue, 07/14/2009 - 8:20am.
WTF is he doing? Seriously, WTF IS HE DOING?!!
He must not care that acting like a douche is going to kill any chance of him coming out of this debacle with any credibility. He's making Beaver Head Kate look like the good one and I thought that was almost impossible
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yup! Team 8!
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yah, team kate for me too
this haggard bitch is NOT 2? are you kidding me? if she is then she's GOTTA be a lohan; i dont care *what* her last name is....
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"This is straight up fuckery."
His Holiness MK, 9/03/08
Fred Flintstone> yeah, but dude...I mean...I think I'd rather be celibate. Ick!
Quality, not quantity!
Chrissy Poo> Yep. Totes Tara Reid territory w. the voice. Maybe Patty and Selma, even.
she looks like she has one of those annoying scratchy cigarette voices
And this kind of grossness is the reason why Americans are hated throughout the world.
In the 10th thumbnail he's telling her the size of his balls.
No way is ferret face only 22. Hells, I'm 33 today and I look younger than her. That skidmark musta started using blow when she was in the uterus.
Great comments from Michael. Cracked me up!
Holy shit... I need a SHOWER and antivirals after looking at these nasty pics
Jon's bloat is disgusting. He is such a nasty slob. Grow the fuck up.
Hailey is even more haggard than Blohan. Love the pic of the two of them sharing marlboros.
Were they shopping at GUCCI? Are you KIDDING ME? THe epitome of trash with new money. Thank the sextuplets for you and your whore's new duds.
What do her doctor PARENTS think about this fuckery? Weren't they friends of the Gosselin family?
Team Kate... I never ever thought I'd say that. He probably needed someone directing him 24/7 to keep his lazy ass in line. It all makes more sense to me now.
I laugh at all the saggy, wrinkly leathery hags who will be serving me my morning coffee at the local diner when I'm 60 and retired but they aren't bc they burned through their potential IRAs and looks on tanning and Ugg boots. My age group needs a swift kick in the ass.
"Tell them the bug violated you sexually, and you want out" --my friend's advice to breaking my lease
Submitted by ILovePapaSmurf on Tue, 07/14/2009 - 12:21pm.
This bitch looks like Kate back in the day. Scary.
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Glassie with the gossie does look uncannily like Possum Head.
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Bottom-feeder.
Fuck...that is one ugly couple.
"I want to stand as close to the edge as I can without going over. Out on the edge you see all the kinds of things you can't see from the center." ~Kurt Vonnegut
Smoking, bad clothing, baby orka bloat, awful hair and a skanky, middle aged girlfriend. Sounds like mid-life crisis and the cries of eight children to me.
"I want to stand as close to the edge as I can without going over. Out on the edge you see all the kinds of things you can't see from the center." ~Kurt Vonnegut
This bitch looks like Kate back in the day. Scary.
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Shame on you, Jon. I thought he was sexier as a husband and father. Now that he's single, smoking, and dating a crack whore, ugh. WTF is with those roman shoes of hers? Hideous! Jon chose to end his marriage and I am now on Team Kate.
Maybe she's sucking it up and doing whatever she can to convince him to get one of her dad's tummy tuck specials? Pretty altruistic of her. She's a saint.
Probably not.
I'm quite surprised that there isn't a pack of Virginia Slim 120's in the pocket of her tank top...
"meth lab eyebrows" lmao!
Before I was kind of leaning towards Team Jon - but after seeing him trolling around on vacation w/ a girl he denied having a relationship with just weeks after filing divorce papers I'm on Team WTF....
Smoking? Plaid Shorts? a 22 year whose wearing a ring on her wedding finger? hair plugs?
Newsflash dickwad this 22 year old will be gone as soon as the cameras are - midlife crisis much?
Memaw's WTF expression is cracking me up!! : )
His shorts, that gut...*swoon*
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Jon, stop being a jerk and go home to your family. Enough with the early mid-life crisis.
Bet he is getting more pussy on this vacation then he got with Kate in say what the last 5 fucking years! Hey Jon, when in doubt, fuck it!
How did jon go from I barely care about him, to his pictures piss me off?
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Tristram on Sat, 07/11/2009 - 3:13pm.
...They grow up and attract douches so fast. *sniffling*...
I hate nobodies trying to be famous. They look like people who I'd be standing behind in a Subway at a gas station pit stop.
She totally has oldlady face
With 8 kids to run after, you'd think he wouldn't have a gut on him.
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I'm curious on how the divorce settlement will go; will TLC go on with the show with Kate as a single mom, 'struggling'? And, does he have to pay support? Their 'job' was the show.
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