Elizabeth Taylor Is In The Hospital

Cindy Adams of The New York Pos t says that Elizabeth Taylor was hospitalized in Los Angeles yesterday, because she has the sads in a major way. A source said that ever since her best friend Michael Jackson passed away, she's been in a terrible state.

Apparently, Elizabeth has not received rainbow-filled hugs from the family either. The source says that Elizabeth wanted to attend Michael's private funeral, but she was banned by the family, because she was his friend and not theirs. Take that with a grain of salt, because Elizabeth already Twittered that she was going to mourn Michael on her own, because she didn't want to be part of the "public whoopla."

The source added that Elizabeth is suffering from exhaustion.

You know, there should be some kind of fluffy kitten network for situations like this. Liz just needs to eat a lot grilled cheese sandwiches while watching kittens play 24-hours a day. It'll cheer her up a little. Kind of like the Shiba Inu PUPPY cam. Actually, scratch that. That's not a good idea, because when the Shiba Inu puppy went completely dark, so did my no-heart (again).

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Submitted by loozer on Tue, 07/14/2009 - 9:14am.

Submitted by Mrs. F. on Tue, 07/14/2009 - 9:04am.
That reminds me of an old Alan King bit about "exhaustion" - you never hear about a poor person in the hospital "suffering from exhaustion."

That is because our insurance won't cover it. For us they call it low iron, dehydration, low bp, stress, etc. and send us home to rest.

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Submitted by ricki lake on Tue, 07/14/2009 - 9:09am.

Oh, the public whoopla, haha. I was incensed when I saw that Twitter quote on Entertainment Tonight or one of those shows and they corrected it to hoopla. Damn those hos.

Submitted by CRAZY on Tue, 07/14/2009 - 9:07am.

Submitted by Mrs. F. on Tue, 07/14/2009 - 9:04am.

exactly! It's the dumbest shit ever! I am tired I think I visit the emergency room!!!!

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Submitted by Nanners on Tue, 07/14/2009 - 9:06am.

Nurse, log on to Cute Overload STAT!

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Submitted by Coif on Tue, 07/14/2009 - 9:06am.

How still hangs on is beyond me

Submitted by Mrs. F. on Tue, 07/14/2009 - 9:04am.

That reminds me of an old Alan King bit about "exhaustion" - you never hear about a poor person in the hospital "suffering from exhaustion."

Submitted by Green Is Good on Tue, 07/14/2009 - 9:03am.

@madam s, ha ha ha!

Submitted by CRAZY on Tue, 07/14/2009 - 9:02am.

Again with the exhaustion shit! We regular folk don't go to the hospital we take a freaky nap or go to bed! Oh that's if we can take time from Real work! Stupid celebrities!

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Submitted by letinstar on Tue, 07/14/2009 - 9:02am.

how is liz suffering from "exhaustion" when she hasn't moved on her own for years...
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Submitted by Provolone on Tue, 07/14/2009 - 9:00am.

Her eyes got that stoned red glow to them. Something about memaws with red lipstick creeps me out.

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Submitted by freebird on Tue, 07/14/2009 - 8:59am.

Submitted by madam s. on Tue, 07/14/2009 - 8:57am.
One thing that will never suffer from exhaustion is Liz Taylor's fondness for melodrama.
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