Tuesday, July 14th 2009

Chace & Ed's Love Nest Is No More

Ed Westwick and Chace Crawford, the stars of a trillion blind items, have parted ways and are no longer living together. UsWeekly says that Chace packed up his blow dryer and moved out of the Chelsea apartment he shared with Ed Westwick since they started working on Gossip Girl together. Chace moved into a fancy penthouse in the financial district. The mirror is all his now!

A source says that Chace fluttered out of their nest, because he just couldn't take Ed's slob ways anymore. So I take it that Chace didn't like it when Ed would just bust all over the sheets, roll over and then go to bed. Jizz dust and dried-up ass jelly on the sheets never bothered me, but some hos have weak stomachs.

I have a feeling this is going to hit Ed hard. I hope he prepared for this by recording Chace's sleepy time breathing before he left, so he has something to soothe him to sleep at night.

True story. One of my friends was having a shitty time sleeping after a break up, because he was so used to going to bed with his man. Someone told his ass that he should cover a pillow with his ex's t-shirt and spray his cologne on it. My friend did just that and it worked! It made him look crazier than a Mexican jumping bean, but it worked! Okay, okay, I do the same thing each night, but I cuddle with a silver fox stuffed animal while audio of Anderson Cooper saying "I Wanna Be Your Boo" plays on a loop.

Here's Chuck Bass and foot fetish porn star Leighton Meester on the set of GG yesterday.

Posted by: Michael K


i definetly believe the blind item about thembeing together, so kewt

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ALASA's picture

Is it wrong for a man like him to have sugar baby?? you know it is an absolutely extramarital relationship,

but more and more services c ome out on Internet focusing on this kind of relationship..like !!!.sugarscupid.

c o m what will the world be??

z-listed's picture

Is there seriously anyone in the world who thinks Westwick is attractive at all? Yech!

And is this woman really a foot fetish porn star??? How? Look at her calves, they go right down to her feet - no ankles AT ALL!!!

Hysteria's picture

What?

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EatYourVeggies's picture

Ed is fucking gross. He seems like the type of person that would puke in the middle of the living room then just try to hide it by throwing newspaper on the floor. Ugh.

RobRedstone's picture

Chad Crawford is set to EXPLODE with his role in FOOTLOOSE, big mistake for Efron, BUT THE CATALYST FOR CHAD CRAWFORD, that movie is going to propell him into SUPER-STARDOM!!

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Winnyfranfran's picture

The one on the right is wearing my old Catholic school uniform as a suit coat.

dolledup's picture

mmm Westwick is one hot gay....I am in love. (old straight woman, so it doesn't count)

desilu's picture

Seriously, I don't get the Ed Westwick obsession. I hate the flared nostrils. Let your nostrils relax!!!!!

Newportjoey's picture

I hate it when couples break up!......It's always better if one of them just dies!

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BRADIFUL BITCH's picture

Apparently Chace a very handsome man went to SugarDaddy.com and met very rich single suclessful man.
Ed is still working it out at Craig's List.

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M.E.'s picture

He's too "pretty" to find attractive.

Kerfuffles's picture

Blind item from a couple weeks ago:

"BlindGossip - This closeted acting heartthrob is hunting for a new bachelor pad. It’s not because he wants to live alone. It’s because he wants to do something about his current living situation before he really begins hating his ex so much that it interferes with his work. The reason for all the animosity? He caught his ex in bed with a tranny."

MK called it, too.

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I'd hit Chace Crawford. *shameface*

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Submitted by FilthyBitch on Tue, 07/14/2009 - 10:19am.
Only 2 cans of beer, I hate low rent kidnappers, I bet they drank the other 4 on the drive out there.

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Submitted by Master Blaster on Tue, 07/14/2009 - 10:15am.

HAW! I love that phrase, "dropping a deuce."

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The dude with the caveman face (I have no idea who's who) looks like he came thisclose to being a midget. Did he do Geico commercials before the Gossip Girl gig?

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Submitted by CRAZY on Tue, 07/14/2009 - 10:18am.
Chance told him he had a sexy mouth too!

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Submitted by FilthyBitch on Tue, 07/14/2009 - 10:19am.
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Hahaha..the moral of the story is if you’re going to deal drugs, do it in Utah. Those rival Mormon drug dealers are just the nicest.

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Submitted by CRAZY on Tue, 07/14/2009 - 10:23am.

Submitted by FilthyBitch on Tue, 07/14/2009 - 10:19am.

Force fed beer = victim? I don't get it!
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Exactly - most guys probably woulda thanked them.

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Master Blaster's picture

I see these assholes filming all over the place. Even they look bored with this shit. Sick of them and the panting teenyboppers that soil themselves whenever they see them.

In pic #4, that kid looks very short, very oddly shaped and totally uncomfortable in that fairly awesome ensemble.

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Submitted by Raul Duke on Tue, 07/14/2009 - 10:28am.

Bahahahaha!

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ChacEd forevs. Sadness. :(

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Submitted by Raul Duke on Tue, 07/14/2009 - 10:17am.

SHHHH! That was our secret!
---------------- That's our secret? I thought the lovechi.... oh,never mind!

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Submitted by FilthyBitch on Tue, 07/14/2009 - 10:19am.

Funneh

Hmmmm... I wonder if that was an elaborate scheme to get his wife off his back when he wants to go boozin'???

Just funnin'. Is a strange story, fo sho'.

NaNoop's picture

MK you so crazy, jizz dust and ass jelly.... oh, boy.

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Submitted by FilthyBitch on Tue, 07/14/2009 - 10:19am.

Force fed beer = victim? I don't get it!

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Submitted by Master Blaster on Tue, 07/14/2009 - 10:15am.

I know! It's been slower and slower around here lately!

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Funneh:

A man was kidnapped, force-fed beer and then abandoned on a Utah roadside in a possible case of mistaken identity, police say.

The victim — whose name and age were not available — was found by a passer-by walking across Legacy Highway near Centerville at about 9 a.m. Saturday, the Deseret News reported.

The man said he had been kidnapped roughly three hours earlier, according to Salt Lake Police Sgt. Dennis McGowan.

The victim, who was not seriously injured, told police he parked his car near his home when two Spanish-speaking men dragged him out into the driveway, the newspaper reported.

He was then allegedly thrown into their red pickup truck, where he claims the men pulled a bag over his head, bound his hands and feet with a wire coat hanger and put a gun to his stomach.

"They told him this was their area and that he can't sell drugs here," McGowan told the Deseret News.

McGowan told the paper the kidnappers force-fed the man two cans of beer prior to throwing him out of the truck, probably in an attempt to pass him off as a drunk who concocted the abduction story.

Two empty beer cans and a mangled wire hanger found on the side of the highway seemed to confirm the victim's account, McGowan told the Deseret News.
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Submitted by Raul Duke on Tue, 07/14/2009 - 10:17am.

SHHHH! That was our secret!

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Submitted by carefreea on Tue, 07/14/2009 - 10:07am.

I don't know his eyes and his weird but sexy mouth! I know I have issues but just something about him!

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Submitted by CRAZY on Tue, 07/14/2009 - 9:51am.
Ed is yummy yummy yummy!

----------------- Yeah but you like the smell of your own farts.

Master Blaster's picture

Bored now.

Is MK dropping a deuce?

Turn the page!!!

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Submitted by CRAZY on Tue, 07/14/2009 - 9:51am.

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Please explain. He makes my skin crawl.

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The hottest thing in those pictures is her suit.

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No Words's picture

I love that MK has this listed under the "Who Cares" tag.

WHO CARES?!?!

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Do I see cankles on Leighton Feedster?

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These bitches are famous why?

Why?

Why?!!

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CRAZY's picture

Ed is yummy yummy yummy!

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Mother Superior's picture

I never know who's who....they look so much alike.
Just like the rest of the new generation Hollywood bunch...LOL

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That Linda needs to be stopped. NOW.

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Submitted by RecessVillain on Tue, 07/14/2009 - 9:34am.
First Pepper now this.

LOL! My thoughts exactly!

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Raul Duke's picture

I bet he had a hard time leaving his bro's behind.

mike's picture

Just imagine the effect this is going to have on Ed's weight.

Celebrity Fit Club, here he comes!

RecessVillain's picture

First Pepper now this.

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