Morning Wood

Is it wrong for a man like him to have sugar baby?? you know it is an absolutely extramarital relationship,

but more and more services c ome out on Internet focusing on this kind of relationship..like !!!.sugarscupid.

c o m what will the world be??

oh come on! people who keep bringing up the depp comment about america, move on! he does not say negative comments about america in every interview, or really, ever. This comment, which is incredibly benign (and I'm sure was an answer to a question in an interview, and not him simply crying about not going to disneyland) was not in any way refering to america. It was about theme parks...And I think he would get noticed at disneyland, if they noticed his children, how would they not notice him?

This is the price of fame, and he is aware of it it seems. But yes, this is minor in comparison to most of our problems, however, if he talked only about how great his life was, We would hate him for that as well.

Depp needs to disguise himself and all will be fine, Jolie in underwear..ewww.

I LOVE Johnny Depp but this complaint is so stupid. There are people that can't AFFORD to take their kids to Disney. WTF??????? Personally, I am just sick of hearing celebrities complain about privacy. You need fans to pay to go see your movies and to buy your movies when they come out on DVD. In a way, your fans make you. Without them you wouldn't get roles because nobody would be paying to see you. The least you can do is acknowledge them when you are out.
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If you get to vote on my rights, when do I get to vote on yours?

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Always loved David D since he was in Dont Tell Mom The Babysitters Dead, and Californication is a great show, cant wait till September.

And that's the price of fame Mr. Depp, although you do have my condolensences cause I love the shit out of ya, and I know how much you love your family, that's sad, but looking at your monthly statements should make you feel better again, I know it would do it for me.

I'm at the Jersey shore right now if I were to get into the water my nipples would be like two Duchovny torpedos.

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Third test today, Mama Bear. Your eggo is preggo, no doubt about it. --- Rainn Wilson in Juno

Expecting my third in October.

Isn't there a Disney in Europe? Johnny, I love you but you always have a complaint about the U.S. so why ride DUMBO here when you can ride it in your beloved France?

And while your at it take your hag girlfriend to the dentist to fix her rotten chops.

Please. I'm sick of these celebs complaining about NOTHING.

Posh is the most insecure woman EVER.
Beckham is eyecandy, his bulge in the Armani ads looks delightful.
And he and Angelina would be beautiful together.

Just observations.

Submitted by rotten_egg on Tue, 07/14/2009 - 11:37am.

She has a horrible body, with her wide and pointy shoulders, veiny arms and hands, boxy and short torso,no waist, flat ass, bony and straight hips, skinny legs, she's overall scraggly!. I don't think people are interested in seeing her in an underwear ad.
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LMAO. Truer words have never been spoken.

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If you get to vote on my rights, when do I get to vote on yours?

Rut Ro, I thought Georgie was gonna be hangin with the ho all summer long? The chunky blonde girl he was spotted with a few weeks ago. Well I guss another one bit the dust.

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hey listen up johnny deep! this comes right from FRance, corsica actually but never mind, listen up:

why dont you go and fuck yourself off already???

how can you still be complaining??? for mike k SAke, take your wife and brat and shut the fuck up if it's to complain about that bunch of bullshit:!!!
why dont u just build a fucking disneyland on your fucking dream island?

my dad was in jail and he couldnt bring me to disney's shit..you know what just fuck you depp.

vadge addict is still hot. I'd hitit, but like others, not admit it.

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wow jon is a creep

his woman doesnt look like she can put a sentence fragment together O.o

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i_heart_jack on Tue, 07/14/2009 - 12:22pm.
I've been an annual passholder at Disneyland for around a dozen years....
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Me too. In your opinion, has DL kind of sucked this year? Something is different. I still go for my daughter. But it seems they are spreading their workforce thin and the free on your birthday gimmick is packing people in. There should not be 90 minute lines on a wednesday.

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Tristram on Sat, 07/11/2009 - 3:13pm.
...They grow up and attract douches so fast. *sniffling*...

I've been an annual passholder at Disneyland for around a dozen years and I have never seen anyone that was remotely famous walking around. I was there a couple of times when they were filming something for the Disney Channel or ABC so I did see those celebrities, but they were on stages and nobody could get near them.

Provolone - Johnny got at least $20 million for each of the last two POTC films, and it has been reported he signed for around $40 million to do the up-coming fourth.

Migraine Sally,

LMAO!

Yea the shuffle right after fireworks can be crazy. Stampede! So now I just stay in the park and let people leave. Or sometimes I will stay in a hotel room overlooking the fireworks. I have been writing off hotel stays on my taxes. Claiming travel agent on the side.

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Tristram on Sat, 07/11/2009 - 3:13pm.
...They grow up and attract douches so fast. *sniffling*...

zomay

When we were going in, there was the sweetest elderly couple. He was using a walker and was decked out in head to toe red. Suit, hat, shoes, etc. She was in blue and white. They were fabulous! They were going to sit in the VIP reserved section on top of the dsteps tp the Main Street train depot. We chatted with them on the way in.

We saw them shuffling along in Downtown Disney with the rest of the crowd afterwards and came upon them and asked how they enjoyed the fireworks. She made a point of mentioning that the Bryant family had to sit BEHIND them. *chuckling*

Migraine Sally,

I believe that. His family is there often. Also, I have ran into ex's there and that is a pain when you are in a line and can't avoid the conversation with them! It really is a small world after all.

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Tristram on Sat, 07/11/2009 - 3:13pm.
...They grow up and attract douches so fast. *sniffling*...

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We were there over the 4th of July weekend. Hub and me went to the fireworks the night of the 4th (left Pink Princess with her Nana back at the hotel) and while we were walking with the throng of peeps to the exit, some peeps were screaming "Kobe, Kobe". I looked up ahead and caught a glimpse of Kobe Bryant and family trying to get out like the rest of us.

One time I saw John Stamos rushing to get to the area where restaurant 33 is. He had pants on but his legs were still super skinny. Anyways he has this aura where he expected to get noticed. I did not see anyone ask him for an autograph.

One time I saw Lisa Rinna. But she was pretty cool. One time I thought I saw Nicole Ritchie. She was a big geek enjoying Disneyand like the rest of us.

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Tristram on Sat, 07/11/2009 - 3:13pm.
...They grow up and attract douches so fast. *sniffling*...

Submitted by zomay on Tue, 07/14/2009 - 11:44am.
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Namedrop! Namedrop! Who looked like they expected to be recognized? Spill!

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I am always at Disneyland. I have seen some "celebs" there and I always act like I don't know who they are. I especially love it when they give a look like they EXPECT you to know them. I may be an egomaniac, but for me, my daughter is the star at Disneyland. Not a stranger who acts for a living.

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Tristram on Sat, 07/11/2009 - 3:13pm.
...They grow up and attract douches so fast. *sniffling*...

Hmmm... well, imagine if Johnny Depp made the Disney people close their doors for a day so he (a rich celebrity) can enjoy the rides with his family, just imagine what would most people say?.

That's he's just a douche celebrity with way too much money and privileges. Right?. And yeah, a few would say that it's OK for Saint Johnny but I bet most will bitch and moan. His image could suffer quite a bit and I think he can't afford to piss off the fans who already see him almost like a saint. What would happen if it was Brangelina renting fucking Disneyland for a day? fuck it! I'm surprised they haven't already and fly in their private plane and all.

Speaking of Brangelina, Could you imagine how Angelina Jolie looks like in her underwear??. She has a horrible body, with her wide and pointy shoulders, veiny arms and hands, boxy and short torso,no waist, flat ass, bony and straight hips, skinny legs, she's overall scraggly!. I don't think people are interested in seeing her in an underwear ad.

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I am good, doll. Beautiful weather here. Sunny and mild.

On topic...meh, I gots nuthin'. (-:

ScarJo as Mango? What was wrong with Chris Kattan? I thought he did a decent job.

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Jerry Bruckheimer was on CBS morning show today talking about Johnny Depp signed up for another Pirates movie, No 4 or 5, i lose count.

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Hi No Words! I'll switch back at some point. My sig makes no sense w/o the JC avvie. How are you on this beautiful day?
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"So? I'm intellectual and stuff."
"You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue, and stuff."

Having just returned from a trip to Disneyland, I can in all honesty say that I would not notice if a celebrity was standing on my foot. The place is mad chaos. It's all you can do to keep an eye on your kid. He would be just fine.

Whats all this 'disney should open up the park to him for all the money he made them'...oh yea like he did those shitty pirate movies for free (i liked the 1st one). fucker probably made 50+ million from that trilogy. WOE IS JONNY DEPP. He should be opening up his wife to disney execs for giving him that role if ya ask me...

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Hey David, ya remember that cross-country road trip a few years ago? We sure had a time, didn't we? I bet your still finding needles from Adele's cactus in the back seat.
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I can't say you hurt me when you never let me near...

Drama! Without John C to guide me, I don't recognize you...hi, sweet stuff!

ScarJo's ads for Mango don't display enough of her mangos.

David Beckham is no fool.I am sure Posh wont let him w/in 10 feet of Angie a/k/a maneater.Even POsh must get a lil insecure around Angie. No amount of $ is worth breaking up 2 families.
I agree with dramaqueen365247. Why didnt Disney just close the park down and let Johnny and family invite their friends.
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David Douchecovney looks like he's with child. Early, maybe 3 or so months.

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Submitted by FilthyBitch
I think Johnny and his wife need to hire a makeup artist and get some prosthetics added to their face - they could walk around Disney all day and no one would bother them.
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Thank you! I'm not buying that shit either. If he really, really wanted to go then I'm sure any one of the outstanding makeup artists in Hollyweird could fix him up real good. It wouldn't even take that much. Who's looking for celebriites in Disneyland? Have you been there? It's a madhouse. Filled to capacity with all of these fatfucks and their fat spouses and their, even fatter, fatass kids. As long as Johnny doesn't get between them and their Slurpees, he'll be fine.

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Disney is very expensive.. that's all I got.

Dave's lookin pretty sweet for almost 50. I'd totes hit it, but then deny it later.

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"Tact is just not saying true stuff. I'll pass." ~ Cordelia Chase

"Men should be like Kleenex: soft, strong, and disposable." ~ Mrs. White

I think David Duchovney looks pretty good here. Nice abs and pecs, plus the guns are pretty toned.

*runs away*

I can't believe Johnny can't afford to rent the park, or Disney couldn't do him a favor since he's made them all that money. It still wouldn't be the same as being a "normal" dad & standing in lines for hours for a 2-minute ride, but it's better than nothing!
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"So? I'm intellectual and stuff."
"You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue, and stuff."

Submitted by Salem13 on Tue, 07/14/2009 - 11:07am.
So I take it Jessica is the he-Douche and Justin is the she-douche?

Hee hee! Love your avie, BTW. Daria is awesome.

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Was it beard night at the bowl? Why didn't James Franco invite me? Reece & Jessica got to go.

If by "David Duchovny is ripped and sexy" you mean he ripped a fart and the ocean is sexy, I'm with you.

This may be Morning Wood but I'm still limp and wilty. NEXT!

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Could anything be more douche-y than Jon Gosselin teaming up with Ed Hardy?

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So I take it Jessica is the he-Douche and Justin is the she-douche?

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If you're so smart, why aren't you rich?

Submitted by CRAZY on Tue, 07/14/2009 - 10:56am.
OK I am officially bored!

------------ No shit, none of this gave me wood!

i hated X-files. it's no wonder he is a sex addict it took him 8 years to bone Scully.

Not an uber-exciting Morning Wood, but I'm holding out hope for Afternoon Crumbs...BTW anyone else think Justin Timberlake looks retared with those Buddy Holly glasses?

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