Channing Tatum In GQ: Clean Your Room!
Nothing will make your genitals quiver faster than a dude hitting it from the back with his jeans around his ankles, a cowboy hat on his head and his grandma's cardigan over his shoulders. Right? But seriously, what was GQ going for here? I think they might have been inspired by (NSFW) Lurid Digs.
Seriously, I don't know whether to jump on that shit or clean up his room. That's the problem with being a clean freak. It sneaks up on you at the worst time. You could be trying to get your fuck on when you suddenly notice a pile of clothes just lying on the floor in the corner. You try to ignore that shit and get yours, but you can't help it. You just want to scream "YES! YES! I'M CUUUMMMMING! Now foldyourfuckingclothes!!!"
That being said, if the dick is top notch, you'll be so blinded that you won't even see the mess.
Anyway, here's more Channing Tatum in GQ. It looks like Mimi's ab artiste has been busy, because homeboy looked like this a couple of months ago.
VIA GQ
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foldyourfuckingclothes, lmao. michael i love you
Yummy!
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Prostitution whore!!
God Bless Channing Tatum and his hot ass.
Yuuuuuummmmmmm
yeah, channing looks good...blah, blah, blah...but i just favorited luriddigs...
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a wet pussy and a dry purse don't match....
Who's kidding who. I'd still hit that messy room and extra lbs be damned. (Either photo shoot was done months ago or they airbrushed his abs back 300 style)
omgz i love him. hes on my list of dudes id do it with.
but how the HELL did he go from doughy ex frat boy to his original hotness in a few months??
Wow he looks different...they really worked overtime, or maybe they sprayed on the abs on him or somethin'? I get distracted by messes too, that is why I'm not anywhere near my kitchen right now, LOL!
"Nuzzle your succulent nose in my no-no. It will be safe there. Well, not really, because I had Mexican for lunch. SUCIO! There I go again." - MK
He used to go to my old High School.
It's nice to know someone had their shit together after they left.
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"Shoot that bitch. Suck that olive. Shake that ass." -Michael K
omg - why didn't Lurid Digs appear in my life sooner? love it!
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luscious_t likes this. *thumbs up*
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~cheetos & frapp~
@DiamondDawg, I love your avie, it cracks me up, too damn cute.
Never saw the appeal of Channing. He seems like a mouthbreather as well as a wigger (is that an offensive term?). Offscreen he's also on the verge of being a fatty.
Damn he looks good to me, I dont wanna marry him just wanna use him up.
Meh. Needs less frat boy.
LMFAO@your avvie!!
**edit ~that was aimed @ Plec :P
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Oh my word!. You sure?
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Ok, I have officially gone blind and will have to wash them out with bleach after going into Lurid digs! My eyes! My eyes!
I have now gone off men and dicks - the uglyiness was blindingly awful!
Gay.
i need a clean room, too. otherwise all i could think about is everything that's out of place. then my mind will start to wander and i find myself LOOKING for the mess and losing concentration.
amazing what photoshop could do. if i had photoshop i would be the hottest chick in ak.
I'd hit it all week and three times on Sunday but he really doesn't do that much for me.
What a slob.
i'd hit it if he didnt have that constipated look on his face
The cowboy hat pic...yes. please. and thank you.
Otherwise, not feelin' it.
xoxoxoxo
hugs y'all.
This ain't my first rodeo, cowboy.
I'd hit it
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The first pic looks like an online hidden object game...
Submitted by Migraine Sally on Tue, 07/14/2009 - 12:59pm.
Submitted by M.E. on Tue, 07/14/2009 - 12:41pm.
DD- I tend to be attracted to dark haired, olive skinned, tall, thin, but built men.
Don't ask, that is just what catches my eye.
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and Emo dudes like Wentz and Leto. Don't lie!
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DARK HAIR OLIVE SKIN!!! LMAO!
@freebird:
Subtle, eh? I never noticed Glassie's physical resemblance to Gossie until other DListers pointed it out .
Creepy!
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Bottom-feeder.
As a person who admittedly watched "She's the Man" and "Step Up" solely to see Channing Tatum "act" - may I say, I don't care if can spell GQ or not (lol at c word) - that man makes me tingly in all the right places.
Submitted by Plecostomus on Tue, 07/14/2009 - 12:28pm.
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Great avie!
Submitted by M.E. on Tue, 07/14/2009 - 12:41pm.
DD- I tend to be attracted to dark haired, olive skinned, tall, thin, but built men.
Don't ask, that is just what catches my eye.
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and Emo dudes like Wentz and Leto. Don't lie!
Lurid digs. Holy shit, I just got lost in that site. Why do men think that flaccid peen is in any way attractive?
Submitted by TexnDoc on Tue, 07/14/2009 - 12:47pm.
What about the Prison Break guy who killed the teen leaving the party and running into a tree? He was interesting looking. Think he's out now. They all remind me of each other.
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Lane Garrison - not hot.
What about the Prison Break guy who killed the teen leaving the party and running into a tree? He was interesting looking. Think he's out now. They all remind me of each other.
DD- I tend to be attracted to dark haired, olive skinned, tall, thin, but built men.
Don't ask, that is just what catches my eye.
Submitted by Chickenhead McH... on Tue, 07/14/2009 - 12:35pm.
No fucking way. How do people do that? Is it just access to HGH? My weight fluctuates all the time and I never end up looking this good. If anything he should have a little jiggly left over somewhere. Go to fucking hell.
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I do not doubt there could be a little help from the 'shop(photo-shop that its!) but it is pretty easy to tone up fast as long as you've got the genes + everything else done in Hollyweird to achieve great fitness in record time.
Oh and I only seen one movie this guy was in: She's the man!
He looked hot in it as well!
Oh. He's hwat. But i hate hate hate "athletic fit" shirts.
Submitted by M.E. on Tue, 07/14/2009 - 12:20pm.
For some reason, I find him completely HOT! And I rarely find blonde, light skinned men hot.
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So you like the "swarthy" type?
Aye, ya scurvy wench!
not cute to me at all.
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Re: Lurid Digs...saw a guy pic/ad on Craigslist once -M4m- and the moron had a picture of his family hanging in the backround...him, wifey, 3 kids all together smiling away and him in front of it wearing nothing but his boner.
That looks like a normal bachelor guy's place. My brother's apt is like that. He thought it was clean. I went to the CVS and bought cleaning supplies to clean the barfroom.
No fucking way. How do people do that? Is it just access to HGH? My weight fluctuates all the time and I never end up looking this good. If anything he should have a little jiggly left over somewhere. Go to fucking hell.
He wasn't out of shape in the old pic. The abs were there, he just had them stored away for safe keeping under a few Big Macs.
Honestly, I prefer the bod in the old pic. Washboard Abs are hard to get I realize, but I prefer toned but not ripped.
He is not a good actor, but he was kind of charming in the movie with Amanda Bynes.
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I can't say you hurt me when you never let me near...
He looks like he'd have trouble spelling 'GQ'.
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Ugh he looks like my brother. Not hot.
No one comes close to my Johnny.
"I want to stand as close to the edge as I can without going over. Out on the edge you see all the kinds of things you can't see from the center." ~Kurt Vonnegut
Submitted by M.E. on Tue, 07/14/2009 - 12:27pm
Step it up!
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Kiefer 1 Christmas Tree 0
TEAM KIEFER!
Love his floating basketball powers! He is so hot just for that!
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TEAM KIEFER!
I had no idea he was one of the dancers in Ricky Martin's "She Bangs" video.
*goes to youtube*
Even with the coke bloat, i'd have hit Channing Tatum so hard even his ancestors would feel it.
And Lurid Digs is giddy ghastly good.
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Bottom-feeder.
This dude is pretty hot...
WHat the hell C/D list movie I first saw him in? Some dancing thing.
UGH!
*googles*