The CAPTION THIS Contest For WINNER July 14th!

Scientology, exciting and new
Come aboard
Tom Cruise is expecting you - Superpop

Runners-up:

Come let your fantasies run wild on the first annual Comic-Con cruise. Bask on our decks with Klingons, enjoy a massage from the ladies of the X-Men graphic novels and spend your nights discussing characters you wish were real at our nightly Fanfiction Readings. Call your travel agent today for our special "Get Out of Your Mother's Basement" package and sail off into the sunset on the trip of a lifetime. - ISprainedMyUvula

Alien vs. Titanic went straight to DVD - HarryHop

VIA Break

Posted by: Michael K

The CAPTION THIS Contest

Submitted by Superpop on Sat, 07/18/2009 - 12:05am.

Gayliens like to cruise too!

Submitted by kred on Thu, 07/16/2009 - 3:25pm.

Congratulations SuperPop, that was brilliant.

Submitted by starla1971 on Thu, 07/16/2009 - 2:12am.

OMG! That first one had me laughing so hard I thought was gonna pull a Fergie!

Submitted by maybe521 on Wed, 07/15/2009 - 10:12pm.

Is it wrong for a man to have a sugar baby or a woman to have sugar daddy??
It is an absolutely extramarital relationship, but more and more services came out on Internet focusing on this kind of relationship.
such as ^-^ www.sugarscupid.com ^-^
it’s the biggest sugar dating site for beautiful woman and rich man

Submitted by gucci on Wed, 07/15/2009 - 5:56pm.

he was my date for last saturday night! son of a bitch! he ditched me to go on a cruise piece of shit!

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"Honey, i am more man than you'll ever be and more woman than you'll ever get"

Carwash 1976

Submitted by Zorba-the-Geek on Wed, 07/15/2009 - 4:00pm.

Hehe! These made me laugh out loud!

Submitted by zomay on Wed, 07/15/2009 - 12:54pm.

Great choices!

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Tristram on Sat, 07/11/2009 - 3:13pm.
...They grow up and attract douches so fast. *sniffling*...

Submitted by Superpop on Wed, 07/15/2009 - 12:51pm.

Woo Hoo!

Looking at my caption I think I should have instead went with:

Scientology, exciting and new
Come aboard
Tom Cruise wants to convert you

Submitted by City Barbie on Wed, 07/15/2009 - 12:21pm.

Congrats to all you hilarious ho bags!! Thanks to you Superpop I can't get that f-ing Loveboat song out of my head! HA HA

Submitted by Hysteria on Wed, 07/15/2009 - 11:20am.

Congrats to the winners!

Just the same, WAAAAAAAA! Why doesn't MK ever pick ME to win? Whyeeee?!

*loud Patrick Starfish wailing*

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Submitted by Mother Muffin on Wed, 07/15/2009 - 11:11am.

Congratulations, you funny peeps!

(I am, however, awaiting Chatham's misguided review. buuuwahahahahaa)

Submitted by DR.FUNK on Wed, 07/15/2009 - 9:52am.

HarryHop killed it!

Submitted by christine the hoff on Wed, 07/15/2009 - 9:46am.

hahaha good job!
love I isprained!

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Fucka doodle-do.

Submitted by Green Is Good on Wed, 07/15/2009 - 9:45am.

Ha ha ha ha!!! You winners are some seriously funny Sluts!!!

Submitted by NoAnjl on Wed, 07/15/2009 - 9:40am.

Congrats to all you funny hos! LOL
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JABIFFWHERE'SDUDE????XOXOXO

Submitted by Mrs. F. on Wed, 07/15/2009 - 9:30am.

as soon as I saw this pic I knew the winner would involve Tom Cruise - congrats!

Submitted by Deb on Wed, 07/15/2009 - 9:13am.

Congrats to all you funny effers!

"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson

Submitted by freebird on Wed, 07/15/2009 - 9:02am.

Yay Uvie!!! I love that one, I'd like to sign up! :0) Congrats Superpop & HarryHop!

Submitted by ruiruihelianlian on Wed, 07/15/2009 - 8:48am.

you are not alone,find your classy lover on _classymingle.com_ so dont miss the love in your life.

Submitted by CRAZY on Wed, 07/15/2009 - 8:47am.

Congats ISMU and everyone else!

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Kiefer 1 Christmas Tree 0
TEAM KIEFER!

Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Wed, 07/15/2009 - 8:42am.

Hey, yo! Awesomesauce to mah fellow weiners.

Migraine- Thank you. And not just for the congrats.

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Sometimes we should wear other shoes and stand up and feel it by ourseleves. Thanks - PERLA

Submitted by Migraine Sally on Wed, 07/15/2009 - 8:39am.

Funny hookers!!!!

Special shout-out to Uvula!!

Submitted by Tracy Lynn on Wed, 07/15/2009 - 8:30am.

Congrats, you funny sluts!

Submitted by iHeartHaters on Wed, 07/15/2009 - 8:28am.

Nice job everyone!! *claps all around* Kadoooooze, now I can't get the Love Boat theme outta my head:P

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2007~It was a truly magical time in Shitneyland.

"Sam put drugs in Britney's biscuits"

Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Wed, 07/15/2009 - 8:27am.

Congratulations to all the winners!

Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Wed, 07/15/2009 - 8:11am.

UVY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Congrats to all!

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"Now fuck the fuck off or get a dildo." Bradiful Bitch

Submitted by loozer on Wed, 07/15/2009 - 8:07am.

Congratulations. All three were very funny!

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I can't say you hurt me when you never let me near...

Submitted by Mother Superior on Wed, 07/15/2009 - 8:05am.

All three are fabulous!!!! LOL
Congrats!!!!

Submitted by britlitgal on Wed, 07/15/2009 - 8:04am.

The winning one is absolutely hilarious! Well done.

Submitted by Tristram on Wed, 07/15/2009 - 7:58am.

Looks like the Chinese spammers have taken over Michael's headline work.

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Major Tom

Submitted by Tristram on Wed, 07/15/2009 - 7:50am.

Funny!

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Major Tom

Submitted by The C word on Wed, 07/15/2009 - 7:39am.

Congrats Superpop!! Kudos as well to ISMU♥ (you are on a roll, girl!), and HarryHop!

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A loaf of bread and a stick of butter

Submitted by debykca on Wed, 07/15/2009 - 7:15am.

Paris! Wait for meeeee!!!!

Submitted by Dave33 on Wed, 07/15/2009 - 3:18am.

Titanic II: staring lady CaCa

Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Wed, 07/15/2009 - 3:00am.

you can't see Predator paddling away from the ship... *tear*... sometimes love just doesn't work...

thank god for Disney cruise lines!... Mickey's a whore!!

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"Stay.. and help me to end the day.
And if you don't mind,
we'll break a bottle of wine.
Stick around and maybe we'll put one down.
Because I wanna find, what lies behind those eyes."

Submitted by Chilly on Wed, 07/15/2009 - 2:22am.

After screeching "I'm a celebrity, get me outta here!" didn't work, Janice Dickenson said fuck it and booked Carnival.

Submitted by ALASA on Wed, 07/15/2009 - 12:36am.

Is it wrong for a man to have a sugar baby or a woman to have sugar daddy??
It is an absolutely extramarital relationship, but more and more services came out on Internet focusing on

this kind of relationship.
such as ^-^ www.sugarscupid.com ^-^
it’s the biggest sugar dating site for beautiful woman and rich man

Submitted by Tristram on Tue, 07/14/2009 - 11:54pm.

Your spouse on Day 4 of your honeymoon cruise to Ensenada.

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Major Tom

Submitted by honeychile on Tue, 07/14/2009 - 11:40pm.

Okay, okay. Maybe I over-reacted when I flipped the table on that bitch, but that prostitution-whore deserved it!

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Chile, I said Cha-Cha heels...black ones!

Submitted by uwsmike on Tue, 07/14/2009 - 11:29pm.

Ann Coulter takes time off between book tours to reflect on the beauty of the sea.

Submitted by fleawatch on Tue, 07/14/2009 - 11:17pm.

Its not what you think said the transvestite alien, Eddie Murphy is just giving me a ride hom on his yacht....

Submitted by Team Valtrex on Tue, 07/14/2009 - 11:09pm.

When the promoters advertised something black, greasy, and with acid in it's veins, passengers were just relieved that it wasn't Joe Jackson.

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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"

Submitted by natkat504 on Tue, 07/14/2009 - 11:05pm.

Dildo of the Sea...and it ain't chicken OR fish......

Submitted by bornagainChristian on Tue, 07/14/2009 - 11:01pm.

In ALIENS: VACATION BEGINS Christian Bale demonstrates once again his unmatched abilities in self transformation and method acting.

Submitted by fleawatch on Tue, 07/14/2009 - 10:55pm.

Danny Glover still cant get a cab in NYC....

Submitted by dancehalldaze on Tue, 07/14/2009 - 10:49pm.

Although Alien Bob didn't meet anyone on the eHarmony cruise, he got to know his inner self a little bit more; plus the Midnight buffet was to die for.