Wednesday, July 15th 2009

The CAPTION THIS Contest For WINNER July 14th!

Scientology, exciting and new
Come aboard
Tom Cruise is expecting you - Superpop

Runners-up:

Come let your fantasies run wild on the first annual Comic-Con cruise. Bask on our decks with Klingons, enjoy a massage from the ladies of the X-Men graphic novels and spend your nights discussing characters you wish were real at our nightly Fanfiction Readings. Call your travel agent today for our special "Get Out of Your Mother's Basement" package and sail off into the sunset on the trip of a lifetime. - ISprainedMyUvula

Alien vs. Titanic went straight to DVD - HarryHop

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yo momma's picture
Submitted by yo momma on Tue, 07/14/2009 - 10:33pm.

Titanic 2 - Alien Relaxation

Submitted by nachobiznass on Tue, 07/14/2009 - 10:04pm.

lesson of the day: don't pick on the emo alien, or he will cut himself and sink the ship.

Manimal5's picture
Submitted by Manimal5 on Tue, 07/14/2009 - 9:25pm.

WoW Kate Gosselin is really pissed and is heading for France.

ALASA's picture
Submitted by ALASA on Tue, 07/14/2009 - 9:24pm.

Is it wrong for a man to have a sugar baby or a woman to have sugar daddy??
It is an absolutely extramarital relationship, but more and more services came out on Internet focusing on

this kind of relationship.
such as ^-^ www.sugarscupid.com ^-^
it’s the biggest sugar dating site for beautiful woman and rich man

briansimpson's picture
Submitted by briansimpson on Tue, 07/14/2009 - 9:22pm.

Todd wasn't having any luck on the Singles Cruise.

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Goo is what tape is all about! Goo is what makes it tape instead of paper!

Submitted by mmarino on Tue, 07/14/2009 - 9:22pm.

When all Kate Winslet's body doubles were out with the cold from being in that damn tank, the production staff had to resort to Leo's.

briansimpson's picture
Submitted by briansimpson on Tue, 07/14/2009 - 9:22pm.

The transformation of Joan Rivers is complete!!! Bwahh hah hah hah!

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Goo is what tape is all about! Goo is what makes it tape instead of paper!

ashlee5665's picture
Submitted by ashlee5665 on Tue, 07/14/2009 - 9:21pm.

The broken condom baby of Sloth and Star Jones contemplates the meaning of life.

Submitted by ball_buster on Tue, 07/14/2009 - 8:59pm.

Jump Naomi, Jump!

honeychile's picture
Submitted by honeychile on Tue, 07/14/2009 - 8:42pm.

fosho: God dammit!!! I left my fucking contact solution at home...

LOL!!

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Chile, I said Cha-Cha heels...black ones!

Submitted by fosho on Tue, 07/14/2009 - 8:41pm.

"this has been the worst singles cruise ever, people just assume I'm Paris Hilton because the instant I touch their no no's they dissolve"

lachica's picture
Submitted by lachica on Tue, 07/14/2009 - 8:36pm.

Kim Kardasian, before the surgery.

Submitted by cokies on Tue, 07/14/2009 - 8:27pm.

I came across an online community for individual seeking interracial love. It is ^***B l a c k- W h i t e- L o v i n g - c O m***^^^^All singles there are seeking interracial relationships. Interracial is not a problem there, but a great merit to cherish!

Submitted by tastycar on Tue, 07/14/2009 - 8:21pm.

Damn- I knew that Alien would eventually get Isaac and Gopher fired

sushiparty24's picture
Submitted by sushiparty24 on Tue, 07/14/2009 - 8:21pm.

MiserAlba's ON A BOAT motherfucker!

jalynne's picture
Submitted by jalynne on Tue, 07/14/2009 - 8:13pm.

Authorities are puzzled as to why so many aliens living in Paris are begging to be deported.

Submitted by fosho on Tue, 07/14/2009 - 8:11pm.

Oh no I shouldnt have had all those mai tai's.

Submitted by fosho on Tue, 07/14/2009 - 8:09pm.

God dammit!!! I left my fucking contact solution at home...

Submitted by fosho on Tue, 07/14/2009 - 8:08pm.

"Ohhhh! thats so much better" Madonna said after taking off that stuffy earth woman suit.

Kwest's picture
Submitted by Kwest on Tue, 07/14/2009 - 7:59pm.

I'm Queen of the World!

Submitted by lacubana on Tue, 07/14/2009 - 7:56pm.

The hell that breaks loose when Brad shows up late with Angelina's coffee.

Submitted by itsthebritneybitch on Tue, 07/14/2009 - 7:46pm.

Now that the coast is clear, Dick Cheney's on his way to retrieve the US economy from where he hid it.

Calcbunny's picture
Submitted by Calcbunny on Tue, 07/14/2009 - 7:45pm.

Hey good lookin, I'll be back to pick you up later....

Calcbunny's picture
Submitted by Calcbunny on Tue, 07/14/2009 - 7:42pm.

Alligator Jeans, Boots with the scales, all the reptiles were looking at her....Shorty got low low low low

Submitted by itsthebritneybitch on Tue, 07/14/2009 - 7:39pm.

Who knew Xenu likes to skinny-dip

Carmela's picture
Submitted by Carmela on Tue, 07/14/2009 - 7:30pm.

"When I say a ship to Jupiter, I don't mean sailing to fucking Florida! God damn you, Priceline.com!"

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They are the little marks that use their influence, to help a sentence make more sense!

jalynne's picture
Submitted by jalynne on Tue, 07/14/2009 - 7:12pm.

Apparently, Predator is not down with California earthquakes either.

Submitted by mary0251 on Tue, 07/14/2009 - 7:11pm.

Cool!!like...I strongly suggest you view details at *My interracial Match. c Om* where you can find me and many handsome black and white men, where I'm waitting for my right girl.

taylorbryant's picture
Submitted by taylorbryant on Tue, 07/14/2009 - 7:04pm.

Sacha Baron Cohen is promoting his newest movie "Aliana From Planet Sea"

honeychile's picture
Submitted by honeychile on Tue, 07/14/2009 - 6:57pm.

Bye, bye St Lucia, and thanks again for your hospitality!
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Chile, I said Cha-Cha heels...black ones!

Dixiegirl's picture
Submitted by Dixiegirl on Tue, 07/14/2009 - 6:48pm.

A previously unreleased photo from the annual Scientology Cruise: Xenu, Take Me Away.

Submitted by Dantronic on Tue, 07/14/2009 - 6:41pm.

And the tail goes up and down on a string, just like the Cowardly Lion's! Ha! Eat shit, you fuckers! Ha ha haaaah!

-Dick Cheney

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Submitted by i_heart_jack on Tue, 07/14/2009 - 6:37pm.

Alien misunderstood his instructions: He was supposed to attack Tom Cruise, not a dawn cruise.

Submitted by fleawatch on Tue, 07/14/2009 - 6:02pm.

I thought only Guidos and gum snapping Gina-Can-A-Hairspray types rode The Staten Island Ferry ........things have changed........

Submitted by fleawatch on Tue, 07/14/2009 - 5:59pm.

Once the Creature from the Black Lagoon found out Michael Jackson was buried at sea, he got the hell out!

Owls are A-Holes's picture
Submitted by Owls are A-Holes on Tue, 07/14/2009 - 5:55pm.

My heart will go on...yours won't when I rip out of your fucking chest!

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''Oh my God! Bear's Driving! How can that be?!''

yes yes hole's picture
Submitted by yes yes hole on Tue, 07/14/2009 - 5:52pm.

The Predator, aka John Mayer sets sail on his Mayer Craft and won't stop until he texts and tweets everyone on board.

MonicaW42's picture
Submitted by MonicaW42 on Tue, 07/14/2009 - 5:46pm.

Jon, I know you and that Hailey bitch are somewhere on this yacht.

MulletWeave's picture
Submitted by MulletWeave on Tue, 07/14/2009 - 5:41pm.

"I'M THE KING OF THE(other)WORLD!!!"

Submitted by The Hoople on Tue, 07/14/2009 - 5:36pm.

We're gonna need an uglier boat...

Submitted by The Hoople on Tue, 07/14/2009 - 5:33pm.

Why couldn't I have been born a furry??

Submitted by shady on Tue, 07/14/2009 - 5:31pm.

Michael K. contemplates life without chola brows, the Empress of Lucite, and his 'Boo'.

Submitted by The Hoople on Tue, 07/14/2009 - 5:25pm.

Alone again...naturally

Submitted by Backyard Betty on Tue, 07/14/2009 - 5:23pm.

Having fucked everyone on dry land, Paris Hilton decides to take her skank-game to the seas.

Hysteria's picture
Submitted by Hysteria on Tue, 07/14/2009 - 5:22pm.

Alien Bitch, weary of whooping human ass, takes a Norwegian cruise on Rosie O'Donnell's gay liner.

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Submitted by aautepminer on Tue, 07/14/2009 - 5:19pm.

aautepminer

Pictured: Christian Audigier enjoying a ride on his yacht.

Hysteria's picture
Submitted by Hysteria on Tue, 07/14/2009 - 5:18pm.

Submitted by Team Valtrex on Tue, 07/14/2009 - 3:15pm.
The only one who's eaten more seamen than Tom Cruise.
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Ahahaahaaa! Yur the Caption Dude, TV!

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Manbearpig's picture
Submitted by Manbearpig on Tue, 07/14/2009 - 5:08pm.

Whoopi Goldberg is joining the Rosie Cruise this year.

"WHO ORDERED THE HAMBURGER WITH AIDS?"

Submitted by momcahon on Tue, 07/14/2009 - 5:07pm.

Goddamn Illegal Aliens!!

Submitted by fleawatch on Tue, 07/14/2009 - 5:02pm.

Who the hell tossed my Demerol overboard?

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