Wednesday, July 15th 2009
The CAPTION THIS Contest For WINNER July 14th!
Scientology, exciting and new
Come aboard
Tom Cruise is expecting you - Superpop
Runners-up:
Come let your fantasies run wild on the first annual Comic-Con cruise. Bask on our decks with Klingons, enjoy a massage from the ladies of the X-Men graphic novels and spend your nights discussing characters you wish were real at our nightly Fanfiction Readings. Call your travel agent today for our special "Get Out of Your Mother's Basement" package and sail off into the sunset on the trip of a lifetime. - ISprainedMyUvula
Alien vs. Titanic went straight to DVD - HarryHop
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A rare glimpse of life on board the Freewinds.
Ripley, you will never find me here...bitch!
Alien vs. U.S. Department of Homeland Security
NOW we know why Beowulf forbids the press from taking shots of her from behind!
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Tue, 07/14/2009 - 4:08pm.
This is why I'm actually too scared to find the little man in the boat.
ROTFL!!!!
Everyone loves the slutty party girl until she vomits on your shoes. Then she's just annoying. - House.
Jack! This is where we first met!
HAHAHAHA! This is something I would so do! Look! It's even grinning!
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Moo!
Having no luck with men on land, Jennifer Anniston returns to the sea.
So I'll sail my ship alone
With all the dreams I own
Drifting out across the ocean blue
I'll sail my ship alone
Tho' all the sails are torn
And when it starts to sink then I'll blame you..;
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I can't say you hurt me when you never let me near...
AVP Cruiselines--so good it just might be the last voyage you take, ever.
Away from the cameras, Kate Gosselin finally is able to let down her real hair.
This is why I'm actually too scared to find the little man in the boat.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Xeath was so pissed that his gaylien friends took off in the spaceship without him. Yea, he said he didn't care much for the Golden Girls....so what? Way to throw a huge intergalactic hissy fit over it, bitches.
Oh Fukkk!
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Tue, 07/14/2009 - 3:15pm.
The only one who's eaten more seamen than Tom Cruise.
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AVP 3 Plot: Two rival alien species end up on Rosie O'Donnell's Family Cruise, and try desperately to flee before she can chase them down, and go bi-polar on em!
Submitted by HarryHop on Tue, 07/14/2009 - 3:43pm.
Alien vs. Titanic went straight to DVD...
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Hahahaha!
At that moment, as he looked over the edge at Kate Winslet dangling from the railing, the Alien knew he was on the wrong set.
T-Pain is on a boat once more.
Not a submission - just a thought - I think I need glasses now. wtf is that?!
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on a cruise with tommy girl no one can hear you scream
Alien vs. Titanic went straight to DVD...
Ms Anniston, let the man come to you. You don't always have to be grabbing on. Men like a little "aloof." Try it.
Now those are some eye brows to be proud of!
Talk about "Gay face".
If the ocean was whiskey and I was a duck, I'd swim to the bottom and never come up.
Well, it's better than a cowboy hat, I'd hit it!
Tom Cruise in search of the mother ship.
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slap me silly and call me Mary...
Your black little heart WILL go on.
John Gosselin spared no expense securing the shores from Kate's rabid possum hair.
Apple Martin on a cruise ship years after eating too much of Fishstick's GOOP.
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Looks like Parasite got a new battery pack for her vibrator!
"You can't hide from me Gopher and pretend that last night didn't happen".
Vadge, sans fards!
Poor misguided MK vows revenge on Fishy for her "Goopy" advice.
That's the SOB that crawled out my tub drain this morning. You better run, bastard! Killllll!
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Mickey Rourke could show pussy Christian Bale a thing or two about "suffering for his art!"
"Do not screw with me, creatures of Earth, for I have the power to turn all of your hair into rabid possums."
Octomom making a break from the little bastards!
this picture was taken when tom realized that will was not coming to their anual cruise of scientolovers. we just hope he won't do anything crazy.
And in an attempt to trump the latest celeb death news, Angelina Jolie threatens her own life.
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What happens when Megan Fox things too hard.
The only one who's eaten more seamen than Tom Cruise.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Madonna will search the world for a new source of seamen.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Joe "Jafar" Jackson inspects the Jackson 3 World Cruise ship.
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Bottom-feeder.
Even Xenu needs a break from Tom Cruise.
It is a little known fact that Tommy Girl almost committed suicide when told he was not going to be playing his idol in War of the Worlds.
Sarah Palin's soul makes a break for it and heads to the mainland.
Sarah Palien leaves Alaska for good
"I am over the moon"
Enjoying a newfound freedom aboard the Pacific Princess, Oceana, Madonna's former sex toy in chief, is telling Vanity Fair about the tell-all book he is preparing and the return to his natural habitat.
....and MISTER Obama is tethered to the back of the boat, waterskiing.