Wednesday, July 15th 2009
The CAPTION THIS Contest For WINNER July 14th!
Scientology, exciting and new
Come aboard
Tom Cruise is expecting you - Superpop
Runners-up:
Come let your fantasies run wild on the first annual Comic-Con cruise. Bask on our decks with Klingons, enjoy a massage from the ladies of the X-Men graphic novels and spend your nights discussing characters you wish were real at our nightly Fanfiction Readings. Call your travel agent today for our special "Get Out of Your Mother's Basement" package and sail off into the sunset on the trip of a lifetime. - ISprainedMyUvula
Alien vs. Titanic went straight to DVD - HarryHop
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Dick Cheney finally reveals his spine.
When the Navy said they found an alien ship, this is not what I had imagined.
Even in St. Tropez, John can't get Kate off his back.
When she heard that eHarmony was hosting a Singles Cruise, Rachel Zoe got her name on the top of the list.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Rosie Family Cruise customer.
Beowulf wild and free.
Oh dear, Angelina's pregnant again.
Surfing : you're doing it wrong
As soon as the news crews leave, Sarah Palin ditches her hipwaders so she and Todd can play "The Lonely Captain and the Naughty Sea Monster."
Predator gets in on the Mega Shark Vs. Giant Squid action.
"honey, I told you to use sunscreen!!"
Royal Caribbean: Get Out There!
(way, way, way out there!!")
Isaac hasn't gotten this much tail since The Pointer Sisters guest starred.
It is clear that James Cameron is officially out of ideas.
I'm the Thing of the world... THING OF THE WORLD!!!
After his heartfelt eulogy for MJ, Al Sharpton was overdue for a vacation.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
I was gonna make a lawyer joke, but couldn't think of one that wasn't offensive to aliens.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
NO, LATOYA!!! SUICIDE IS NOT THE ANSWER!!!!
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
The lone drone pondered his bleak past and his ever-uncertain future over troubled water. The grueling 24-hour cycle of reality tv Octomom, Gosselin, and Duggar inseminations/spawnings had made him weary at heart and sore at groin. Plus, the kids were all dicks. In turn, he fled beyond the veils of the colony and booked passage on the first ship out. His life left him but two options, be it a cruise ship singing gig and a steady stream of Mai Tais to numb the pain, or the oblivion of the Bermuda Triangle. In the end he could take comfort in only one reality: no more fucking 'gina. Ever.
Alien figured a nice long cruise would be just what he needed to forget about the one night of hot anal passion he shared with Predator. "It's just not in the cards for us" he weeped quietly....
Lohan went a little overboard with the spray tan.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Seasick aliens literally puke out of their stomachs.
Chris Brown will still find you, Rihanna
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Jett Travolta's Thetan on it's journey to find a new host.
Christian Bale's meth hair is out of control!
gross.. perez hilton finally came out of the closet errr ocean...
After a very successful career in the 80's and 90's and a brief comeback with AVP in 2004 Alien takes a moment to reflect... "Life is good."
Kate Gosslin on her way to St. Tropez
If you include his tail, Tommy Girl is actually 5'2"
Joan Rivers, 978, enjoys the view from the deck of her private yacht. She is sailing around the globe continuing her extensive search for a network that will give her another talk show.-AngelofCouture-
Jennifer Aniston looking for John on the John Mayer cruise.
Universal Pictures presents its newest cross-over: Alien on the Love Boat.
The Love Boat is getting skeevy. I thought old men in speedos were gross...
Oh how Katie longs for the good old days at Dawson's creek.
Scientology, exciting and new
Come aboard
Tom's Cruise is expecting you
"One must have the proper accessory to LIFT the tail and ensure it doesn't drag" demonstrates infomercial-host Janice Dickinson.
I thought the travel agency said this was the 'LUNCH Boat' but "Au con-fucking-traire"--MK, it's the 'LOVE Boat'--what the hell?!
The Predator Boat with Chris Hansen
Don't tell me I booked the same cruise that Wonky McValtrex in on!! Dayum!!
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It's creamie, not prune!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hQbwt-dicpo
Claire Voyant
The remake of Titanic is currently in production. The lead role of Rose Dewitt Bukater will be played by Mr. Alien. -My Heart Will Go On...
Madonna- "Well I just got my african-american babeh and she's from Malawi"
Angelina Jolie- "Whatever, my african-american babeh is from the Andrommeda X-19 galaxy and will be delivered here tomorrow"
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"Yes, as far as shitty music goes Michael Jackson made the best"- Howard Stern
Everybody look at me cause I'm sailin on a boat!!
... Yeah but it's a dry heat!
Submitted by Raul Duke on Tue, 07/14/2009 - 2:35pm.
LOL....
I thought your who's an alien gotta fuck thing was hysterical... good'n
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"Now fuck the fuck off or get a dildo." Bradiful Bitch
basement baby is trying to escape.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Tue, 07/14/2009 - 2:24pm.
*humming "I'm On A Boat"*
--------- " I got my swim trunks and my flippy floppies...." LOL @ jack
"Man! That all-you-can-eat-Mexicans-buffet
gave me the worst gas !!! "
Out on that singles cruise, all by herself without those damn kids, Kate Gosselin could finally be herself
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Tue, 07/14/2009 - 2:29pm.
Michael Jackson, preparing for his burial at sea.
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Morbidly obese, barren, jellus h8er, jen-hen at your service.
Rosie O'Donnell said I we meet more of my "kind" on her cruise, fuck that bitch!