Wednesday, July 15th 2009
The CAPTION THIS Contest For WINNER July 14th!
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Tom Cruise is expecting you - Superpop
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Come let your fantasies run wild on the first annual Comic-Con cruise. Bask on our decks with Klingons, enjoy a massage from the ladies of the X-Men graphic novels and spend your nights discussing characters you wish were real at our nightly Fanfiction Readings. Call your travel agent today for our special "Get Out of Your Mother's Basement" package and sail off into the sunset on the trip of a lifetime. - ISprainedMyUvula
Alien vs. Titanic went straight to DVD - HarryHop
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In an effort to revive his flagging career, Alien returns to earth to offer his own version on what REALLY went on in Michael Jackson's private life.
Kate Gosselin's hair laughed wickedly as it set sail to France.
" So long Fort Lauderdale!!! I quit this bitch!!"
The only Sea-Monkey to live longer than 48 hours.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
I wonder if this is what republicans see when they are going on and on about "Closing the Border"?
"Dammit, she forgot me!" Wino's liver begins the long journey home...again.
"I'd Rather Go Naked"-Amy Winehouse, PETA
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"Yes, as far as shitty music goes Michael Jackson made the best"- Howard Stern
Michael Jackson, preparing for his burial at sea.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Come let your fantasies run wild on the first annual Comic-Con cruise. Bask on our decks with Klingons, enjoy a massage from the ladies of the X-Men graphic novels and spend your nights discussing characters you wish were real at our nightly Fanfiction Readings. Call your travel agent today for our special "Get Out of Your Mother's Basement" package and sail off into the sunset on the trip of a lifetime.
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Sometimes we should wear other shoes and stand up and feel it by ourseleves. Thanks - PERLA
Alien tried to copy Predator's signature dreads in Jamaica, but ended up getting cornrows instead.
That Sea Org is scary. Swim for your life Katie!
Spring Cruise '08: "Ok, which one of you assholes posted pictures of me being tea bagged?"
All aboard Rosie's tuna scented un-holy family Cruise!
I hope this costume has managed to fool Jen Aniston - man, is she hard to get rid of!
-John Mayer
Kate was last seen asking for directions to "Saint Tropez"
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Come talk some smack about some Blind Items http://blindsmack.wordpress.com/
Wino bathed and in a plaid skirt and heels yesterday arriving back in London. I knew it's be one or two nights on the town and she'd be headed back to the Caribbean looking her usual.
Norwalk Vs.Alien
*humming "I'm On A Boat"*
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"Now fuck the fuck off or get a dildo." Bradiful Bitch
One of Wonky McValtrex's crotch crickets takes a vacation.
I'm not quite sure what it is, but I'm think Richard Gere's gerbils and Lindsay Lohan's crabs had a party.
" Who's an alien gotta fuck to get a drink on this POS cruise?"
It is so nice of Paris Hilton to fork out money for her crotch inhabitant's first vacation without her.
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As he stared out at the exact point where the great ship went down, he fondly remembered how Rose had left her heart with him - along with her liver, lungs, intestines, and other internal organs.
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Bottom-feeder.
"Give us your poor, your tired, your acid drooling masses longing to be free..."
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"Yes, as far as shitty music goes Michael Jackson made the best"- Howard Stern
The gay aliens mostly come out to cruise...mostly.
Wow, I forgot what Nicole Kidman looked like in Dead Calm.
Damn, and I thought the rats in steerage were bad.
The Alien considered suicide over breeding with Jennifer Aniston.
Like swallows to Capistrano, every summer Paris Hilton's crabs return to the sea.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Boats n Alien Hos!
Michelle Obama contemplating the first few months living in the White House.
When Kate heard that Jon was in St. Tropez with his new tramp, she jumped on the first ship over to bitch slap the shit out of him.
Great, Kathie Lee Gifford is singing on cruise ships again.
Hollywood is set to murder another classic as Kate Hudson stars in her mothers role for 'Overboard'
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"Yes, as far as shitty music goes Michael Jackson made the best"- Howard Stern
In space, they can't hear you scream. But on board, they can sure hear you rumba!!
Oh god I love Alien boards wrong mothership and Your heart, most def, will not go on ...THEY RULE So funny!!!!
I'll burn that bridge when I come to it....
I didn't know that Joe Jackson was on this cruise, honey!
Death takes a holiday.
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Bottom-feeder.
I'M OVERLORD OF THE WORLD!!!
New this summer - another epic battle: Alien vs. Capt. Stubing.
"Damn, Predator was suppose to meet me here 2 hours ago! What an asshat!"
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Kiefer 1 Christmas Tree 0
TEAM KIEFER!
"Fun Ship" my ass!!
"My beloved St. Lucia... I will never let go," Amy Winehouse on her way back to London.
Sigourney Weaver enjoying a vacation cruise?
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Kiefer 1 Christmas Tree 0
TEAM KIEFER!
These crappy single cruises suck.
After announcing that she was going to retire her boobs from the business, Kate Winslet lost her part in the Titanic sequel.
Alien Boards Wrong Mothership.
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Bottom-feeder.
Tom Cruise is king of the world... or so he thinks...
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slap me silly and call me Mary...
Damn. I thought this cruise had shuffleboard.
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"Yes, as far as shitty music goes Michael Jackson made the best"- Howard Stern
Damn, even Ri-Ri has her own cruise now.