Afternoon Crumbs

I am 1% hetero (that's 1% more than I thought). How hetero are you? Note: You need a Twitter account for this shit - Stockholm Pride via Buzzfeed

Troll nipple alert! Blink and you'll miss it - Egotastic!

Maybe Gerarld Butler just had a little gas and Jennifer Aniston is helping him out by pushing out a fart bubble? - Lainey Gossip

Solange's son better be getting paid for this - Popsugar

As long as Russell Brand makes Jonas Bros jokes, I'm okay with this - Just Jared

Jessica Simpson's sex tape (site NSFW) - Drunken Stepfather

Where's a fiery meteor when you need one? - Towleroad

The Travelocity Gnome has the clap now - Hollywood Tuna

HoHan turned my jeans from kindergarten into a purse - Hollywood Rag

It's time for another game of "Guess the c-toe?" - Cityrag

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Afternoon Crumbs

Submitted by anna_p on Wed, 07/15/2009 - 12:36am.

russell brand is OVER THE MOON.

Submitted by cadebra1961 on Tue, 07/14/2009 - 11:09pm.

I especially love the 'guess the cameltoe game', lol! Solange & Millian look like drag queens who do a really lousy job of tuckin' the ol' package, and how!!
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Submitted by cokies on Tue, 07/14/2009 - 8:56pm.

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Submitted by PeachPie on Tue, 07/14/2009 - 8:38pm.

Submitted by xerquina on Tue, 07/14/2009 - 4:09pm.

i can't believe i just got a twitter(albeit in a different alias) just to see how hetero i am only to receive a default answer. fucking weak.
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Thanks for posting that, because I was going to do the same just out of curiosity. I've been resisting twitter ever since I found out Aston Kutcher is it's reigning king.

Besides, I probably already know what mine would say, lol.

Submitted by PeachPie on Tue, 07/14/2009 - 8:35pm.

Submitted by mary0251 on Tue, 07/14/2009 - 7:12pm.

I strongly suggest you view details at *My interracial Match. c Om * where you can find me and many handsome black and white men, where I'm waitting for my right girl.
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I strongly suggest you go buy Jon Gossling's T shirt.

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Submitted by stars101Sez_Iha... on Tue, 07/14/2009 - 8:35pm.

Hate Jessica Simpson. I wish the Simpson's would disappear from the limelight already. shes outstayed her welcome and her 15 minutes were over ages ago

Submitted by mary0251 on Tue, 07/14/2009 - 7:42pm.

I strongly suggest you view details at *My interracial Match. c Om * where you can find me and many handsome black and white men, where I'm waitting for my right girl.

Submitted by rotten_egg on Tue, 07/14/2009 - 6:09pm.

Who writes for cityrag? a blind gay dude?. Either that, or someone who has absolutely no clue what a camel toe is. The only one I could see was Attention whore Megan Fox. Just because a garment is tight around the groin area, doesn't mean it's an automatic camel toe. Geesh!.

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Submitted by joe shmoe on Tue, 07/14/2009 - 5:55pm.

Ugh, Big Brother..I made Mr Shmoe sit thru the first or second one years ago, the one with *Dr Will* and that Mike moron from California. Mr Shmoe told me at the conclusion of it, "I'll do anything for you, but *please*, don't ever ask me to sit thru that crap again."

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Submitted by Kerasi27 on Tue, 07/14/2009 - 4:58pm.

It said I don't use cliche words so it wouldn't let me play. Bastard. Russell Brand is OVER THE MOON about hosting MK...are you OK with that?

Submitted by gdubs on Tue, 07/14/2009 - 4:50pm.

OVER THE MOON AGAIN. guh!

Submitted by iHeartHaters on Tue, 07/14/2009 - 4:46pm.

Damn, the only cameltoes I got right are Basement Baby & Reese. I thought the last one was Bruno.

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2007~It was a truly magical time in Shitneyland.

"Sam put drugs in Britney's biscuits"

Submitted by bitchette on Tue, 07/14/2009 - 4:43pm.

and it still didn't do anything!!!!

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'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'

Submitted by xerquina on Tue, 07/14/2009 - 4:39pm.

i can't believe i just got a twitter(albeit in a different alias) just to see how hetero i am only to receive a default answer. fucking weak.

Submitted by bitchette on Tue, 07/14/2009 - 4:34pm.

ok, i just typed this
"MK this is for you! sparkly, unicorns, no-no holes, gay, fabulous, cheap, bitch, glamour, FACE, BEAUTY, FACE!! see how hetero i am now??!"
into my twitter

*running hetero test again*

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'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'

Submitted by NIKKI on Tue, 07/14/2009 - 4:34pm.

Funny...I got that message too:
I don't use cliche words and they like that...so i guess that means?..........

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Submitted by humpa on Tue, 07/14/2009 - 4:19pm.

Submitted by humpa on Tue, 07/14/2009 - 3:04pm.
Solange's cameltoe has a face. ?

I see MJ, who do you see?
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I see Elvis. Poor Elvis, lost in that swamp.

Submitted by bitchette on Tue, 07/14/2009 - 4:19pm.

apparently *I* do not use cliche words! and they like that.
i dunno what that means for my % hetero tho.

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'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'

Submitted by death2douches on Tue, 07/14/2009 - 4:15pm.

You better watch that sweet ass, MK. 1% is all some bitches need! Before you know it, you'll wake up in bathtub, ice covering your precious peen, while some demented hag grins maniacally at you and calls you her baby daddy.

Don't let that happen to you! *pleads*

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"Tact is just not saying true stuff. I'll pass." ~ Cordelia Chase

"Men should be like Kleenex: soft, strong, and disposable." ~ Mrs. White

Submitted by paris herpes on Tue, 07/14/2009 - 4:10pm.

Hohan is the quintessential rich bag lady isn't she? Her face looks weird...and her sandals are STILL fugly!

"Nuzzle your succulent nose in my no-no. It will be safe there. Well, not really, because I had Mexican for lunch. SUCIO! There I go again." - MK

Submitted by Raul Duke on Tue, 07/14/2009 - 4:09pm.

Submitted by humpa on Tue, 07/14/2009 - 3:04pm.
Solange's cameltoe has a face. ?

I see MJ, who do you see?

Submitted by justaguest on Tue, 07/14/2009 - 4:06pm.

Butler and Anniston? I've seen better looking couples at my local mall.

Submitted by humpa on Tue, 07/14/2009 - 3:56pm.

Submitted by EatYourVeggies on Tue, 07/14/2009 - 3:20pm.
How do these bitches walk around with fucking tights strangling their vag? Ugh. I would never be able to do that.
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No kidding. That last one in the blue spandex, Christina Miliasomething, looks like its about to blow up.
And lets hope not...blown up snutch would be hard to clean up.

Submitted by Master Blaster on Tue, 07/14/2009 - 3:55pm.

Submitted by TexnDoc
Jessica Simpson is like Janet Jackson in her prime was - just completely asexual. Not sexy in the least. Even naked staked out and covered in honey.
Even to a straight dude.
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I feel you on that. All of the ingredients are there but her shake ain't baking. Which is a shame 'cause those are some real nice breasteses.

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Submitted by Two Drink Min on Tue, 07/14/2009 - 3:54pm.

Aniston - stop mocking the "this is MAH MAN" desparate grasp. Jolie patented that.

Jessica Simpson - simply foul. Desperation is simply not sexy. Simply not.

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Submitted by UKer on Tue, 07/14/2009 - 3:53pm.

I got 74% hetero, I was hoping for 50%.

Submitted by Oxygen on Tue, 07/14/2009 - 3:52pm.

Look what I found...DanRad's score was 100%. Found words were: Gay Face, Fag Hag, Agreeing While Denying Sexuality, Nervous Yet Boisterous Laughter, SpongeBob Squarepants, Jellyfishing

Submitted by EatYourVeggies on Tue, 07/14/2009 - 3:50pm.

How do these bitches walk around with fucking tights strangling their vag? Ugh. I would never be able to do that.

Submitted by pretty_pizza on Tue, 07/14/2009 - 3:48pm.

Miiiiiiichael, fulfill my stalking needs, link your Twitter account!

Submitted by Raul Duke on Tue, 07/14/2009 - 3:45pm.

HoHan turned my jeans from kindergarten into a purse ---------- Looks like she sewed pockets on an elephant's nutsack.

Submitted by FilthyBitch on Tue, 07/14/2009 - 3:44pm.

WTF

j0di doesn't use cliche' words. We like that. See you at Stockholm Pride!
Try a different Twitter name

So how hetero am I?
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Submitted by missy on Tue, 07/14/2009 - 3:44pm.

HEY MK! you neglected to add russell brand to the "OVER THE MOON" watch:

"A pal of the 34-year-old British comedian tells The Sun: “He is over the moon. It’s the first time ever that the same host has been used for two consecutive years, which means a lot to him."

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Submitted by MizRo on Tue, 07/14/2009 - 3:40pm.

The "Guess the C-Toes" was extremely funny: doesn't anyone wear properly fitting thong-underwear anymore? Or is that everyone is so thoroughly Brazilian-waxed that not evern undies can hide the divide?

I'm.so.tired.of.Aniston. Truly. Do peole really go to her movies? Is the Rachel-range that compelling?

Pantyliner has a pretty face but an ugly, squat bod imo. She's also a Parisite prodigy.

Russell Brand is grotesque imo, simply grotesque.

Submitted by freebird on Tue, 07/14/2009 - 3:39pm.

I think Lohan had an operation. That is not a camel toe.

Submitted by TexnDoc on Tue, 07/14/2009 - 3:38pm.

Jessica Simpson is like Janet Jackson in her prime was - just completely asexual. Not sexy in the least. Even naked staked out and covered in honey.
Even to a straight dude.

Submitted by Raul Duke on Tue, 07/14/2009 - 3:38pm.

Submitted by CRAZY on Tue, 07/14/2009 - 3:03pm.
I am 55% black according to facebook!

I'm 66% donkey according to that one.