Tuesday, July 14th 2009

Who Is June's Hot Slut Of The Month?

It's that important time to pick the sixth Hot Slut of the Month (Yeah, time flies when you're binging and bonging) who will compete for Miss Hot Slut of 2009! June is officially "Potty Training Awareness" month, so let that little tidbit help you with your choice. Your choices are:

Danielle Staub - The prostitution whore with glorious eyebrows from The Real Housewives of NJ
Quween on the Scene - "Pos-a-rassi" fighter and friend to all
Boone's Farm Strawberry Hill - An important part of everyone's teen years
Orit Fux - The elegant jewel of Israel
Jane Velez-Mitchell - Gayelle news shouter

Voting is in the sidebar to the right. Vote with your life...as always. The winner will be announced on Thursday!

Posted by: Michael K


Quween!!!! Cause my boyfriend went out and found that homeless hot slut and videotaped her singing "Happy Bday" for me!!! True love.

danielle or alcohol... hard to decide

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kdracofan's picture

EEG: I am on it! Thank you :)

EastEndGirl's picture

Submitted by kdracofan on Wed, 07/15/2009 - 9:25am.

I wasn't sure either but for some freak reason I was allowed two votes this month.

I went with Strawberry Hill because Quween is getting on my tits.

kdracofan's picture

no clue who to vote for

TheBreakdown's picture

If Quween on the Scene doesn't win by a landslide?

I'm quittin' this bitch!

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tonta vodka van driver's picture

QWEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNN postarazzi kikkkin fuddamukkah!!!!

I'll burn that bridge when I come to it....

Erika_Leigh28's picture

STRAWBERRY HILL BABY

ALASA's picture

Is it wrong for a man to have a sugar baby or a woman to have sugar daddy??
It is an absolutely extramarital relationship, but more and more services came out on Internet focusing on

this kind of relationship.
such as ^-^ www.sugarscupid.com ^-^
it’s the biggest sugar dating site for beautiful woman and rich man

shandiRW's picture

boo, it's a tie between "prostitution whore!!!1!" (and her eyebrows) and boones farm strawberry hill! but, i'll have to go with the latter. :)

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cadebra1961's picture

Do they still brew the Boone's Farm? Ah, it brings back many fond, drunken teenage memories....

Not too familiar with the other Hot Sluts OTM, but you gotta loves Jane's dyke mullet-do & the name Orit Fux just resonates pure class & demurity. Shauna Sands is a virgin librarian geek compared to that sklut of humanity.
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Submitted by Notoriousrem_22 on Tue, 07/14/2009 - 4:13pm

LMAO! You hit the nail on the head with that one. The 90's were the good ol' days. (If you're in your 20's)

freebird's picture

And since my boy Spectacular didn't even get a nomination, when NO ONE has humped a chair like he has, I don't really care who wins. I gave up on caring when Scotland's #1 Male Barbie lost. That was a travesty. An abuse of the fair voting system. And a slap to orange people everywhere.

freebird's picture

How much hot sluttin can any of these bitches do in comparison to how slutty boones farm has made many a young ho?

jwormyk's picture

Boones farm is so the abandonded couch of 2009. I love the quween but nothing holds cultural significance like strawberry hill. It's "where are they now " brings a tear to my eye.

ashlee5665's picture

blame it on the a-a-a-a-a-alcohol for the probable loss of Qwueen :(

mongoose's picture

WTF!!! Quween better win this shit!! So many Hot Sluts Of The Month (and Spaghetti fuckin' Cat as HSOTY) have been a disappointment since January!! Susan Boyle first and now Strawberry Hill might win Quween on the Scene!! This is ridiculous!!

ALASA's picture

Is it wrong for a man to have a sugar baby or a woman to have sugar daddy??
It is an absolutely extramarital relationship, but more and more services came out on Internet focusing on

this kind of relationship.
such as ^-^ www.sugarscupid.com ^-^
it’s the biggest sugar dating site for beautiful woman and rich man

luscious_t's picture

How can you sluts not vote for the Quween? WTF is wrong with this world? She is what being a Hot Slut is all about!

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Mrs. Voorhees's picture

Can't we think of the children? VOTE DANIELLE, for fuck'$ $ake!

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Manimal5's picture

Here we go again...Boones Farm... inanimate object and we know how dlisters love them.
Qween of the scene really does work hard for the money.

I'm thinking that Qween wouldn't be where she is if it wasn't for Boones Farm so...I'm not sayin.

ricki lake's picture

You stupid fucks!!! How could you be voting for goddamn Strawberry-flavored alcohol over someone as amazingly Dlisted-Hot-Slutty as Quween?! This is almost as bad as SUSAN BOYLE making it over Scotland's #1 Male Barbie. (And who cares about her now? No one. She's over. She'll never win. Stupid.)

VOTE FOR QUWEEN!!!

skidmarx's picture

No contest... Quween of the scene!

Come at me bitch!

PeachPie's picture

As much as I love Danielle's brows, she doesn't have the chola black lip liner. And for me, it's gotta be the whole package.

Boones farm! It contributed to the delinquency of so many of America's youth! It's my vote.

fuzzyslippers's picture

Damn. I think this is the closest race since the Rojo Caliente/Sketti Cat upset.

ashlee5665's picture

QWUEEN ON THE SCENE YOU FOOLS! Homegirl deserves to be hot slut of the YEAR. Coffee too hot? I'll blow on that shit n fuck it up!

STRAWBERRY HILL EVERYO.... oops, I had Kanye-lock on!

Run for the hills. Whoo.

EveryStrangersEyes's picture

i really think odds should be taken in Vegas for these polls... what?!... i'd bet on it!

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oldpossum's picture

MAD DOG 20/20? SHIT , I MUST BE ABOUT 20 YEARS OLD NOW...........*LOL*

oldpossum's picture

fucking strawberry hill you tards!!!!!!!

:)

kokoskitten's picture

where is team jane velez-mitchell ????? i mean she probably drank boone's back in the day before RECOVERY....

Mrs. Voorhees's picture

Danielle is an inspiration. As MK himself said, we've all been accused of being cokewhores and child abuctors at some point. Hot Slut for sure.

NYC.'s picture

Oh, Strawberry Hill fer sure.

No competition there. lol

Grace Disful's picture

Quween on the Scene worked hard for this honor! Give her some props!

Strawberry Hill is refreshing, but so is Mad Dog 20/20.

I'm very superficial, I hate everything official.

The C word's picture

Quween wouldn't be where she is today without Boone's.

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gdubs's picture

i went for quween but my next choice would have been jane veLEZ-mitchell.

gdubs's picture

obvs you are not boone's connoisseurs, bcuz wild island rocked that strawberry hill shit times 100.

soul's picture

Danielle Staub= she is disgusting(said like Theresa)but she is a major SUHLUT HObag!LOL :)vote for cougar/goldigger Danielle.

7SnowyNights's picture

Quween loses because she failed at her job when it mattered the most: http://www.dlisted.com/node/32331

fuzzyslippers's picture

Damn. I liked Quween before she started showing up all over the damn place. It was fun when she was just some random crackie.

Angeluz_4ever's picture

Oh MK you forgot about Linda the peguin who broke-up Harry and Pepper everlasting love

Callan's picture

I'm growing a bit tired of the inanimate object hot sluts, but god knows I spent some quality time with Boone's in college... I mean junior college... I mean vo-tech... I mean high-school equivalency exam class... I mean during the times I skipped 8th period and hung out behind the gym with the burn-outs.

letinstar's picture

gotta go with boone's farm strawberry hill...i have fond childhood memories about this drink...
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sexytime's picture

C'mon, people, the Quween has to win Hot Slut! She is my celebrity icon!

madam s.'s picture

Ironic that Quween on the Scene and Strawberry Hill are virtually tied since I suspect they know one another intimately.

xerquina's picture

I think the Israeli government should use Orit Fux to scare away the Palestinians.

Ford_Prefect's picture

TEAM BOONE!

Without TEAM BOONE!, what other high octane Kool Aide drink would fuel bad prom fumblings, shitty under age decision making skills, and anal sex?

TEAM BOONE, the gate way drink to debauchery!

W00T!

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blackolds33's picture

Orit Fux because to be a life-size, half-melted Barbie was her dream as a child. We should honor that.