Tuesday, July 14th 2009

The Lindsay Lohan Porno (Not Starring Lindsay Lohan)


This is a trailer (SFW) for Hustler's porn parody of HoHan's life. In some circles, this would be consider "making it." The porn-version SamRo is even in this, but the ho playing her isn't even trying! Bitch didn't bleach her hair or flash one of SamRo's signature "I'm holding a queef" smirks. If you're going to play SamRo, commit! Chick needs to hang out with Christian Bale.

And I wonder why Hustler didn't try to get White Oprah to make a cameo? She would've done it for 2 drink tickets to TGI Friday's.

VIA Gawker

Posted by: Michael K
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madam s.'s picture
Submitted by madam s. on Tue, 07/14/2009 - 5:17pm.

You know you have hit shit-ass rock bottom when your porn doppelganger is better looking than you.

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Submitted by letinstar on Tue, 07/14/2009 - 5:15pm.

ummm...this lilo didn't have on leggings with kneepads...i feel let down...
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a wet pussy and a dry purse don't match....

xerquina's picture
Submitted by xerquina on Tue, 07/14/2009 - 5:14pm.

um,okaaay.

madam s.'s picture
Submitted by madam s. on Tue, 07/14/2009 - 5:12pm.

Next will be "The Ali Lohan Story" starring the real Ali Lohan. Hey, she didn't quit highschool to "follow her dreams" for nothing!

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Submitted by Mickflash on Tue, 07/14/2009 - 5:12pm.

You can tell it's fake because everyone in this CAN ACT!!!

I didn't say you were stupid, I said that you were acting stupid. But since you didn't understand that NOW I'm saying you are stupid.

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Submitted by iHeartHaters on Tue, 07/14/2009 - 5:11pm.

Where's the knife-play with Manillafolders re-creation?

(¯`'•.¸(¯`'•.¸♥¸.•'´¯)¸.•'´¯)

2007~It was a truly magical time in Shitneyland.

"Sam put drugs in Britney's biscuits"

Submitted by scruffylove on Tue, 07/14/2009 - 5:11pm.

"I always know when my tit falls out...It gets cold."
Quality stuff. That was actually pretty funny for a porn parody.

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Submitted by TexnDoc on Tue, 07/14/2009 - 5:11pm.

Sort of tame for Hustler. I didn't imagine them to be Mary Poppins compared to Michael K.

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Submitted by shut the smurf up on Tue, 07/14/2009 - 5:08pm.

You know you look bad when the Ho playing you in a Porno looks cleaner than you.
and the chick playing Samantha is wearing makeup FAIL.
He Dicho! caso cerrado!!

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Submitted by Salem13 on Tue, 07/14/2009 - 5:06pm.

Gawker sucks more than Lindsay Lohan.

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