You Don't Say?
Guess what, everyone?! Hailey Glassman is only licking on Jon Gosselin's under titty butter, because she wants to be *famous*. Yup, that's what it feels like when I gently tap your nipple with the OBVIOUS stick.
A source close to meth brows told UsWeekly that she has tried to get on The Real World and The Bad Girls Club, but they obviously didn't take her ass. Since she couldn't get on a reality show by auditioning, she figured she'd fuck her way to one. The source went on to yap, "I think after realizing she had a connection to Jon through her father and that Jon and Kate's marriage was rocky, she saw an opportunity to get famous."
You know, part of me was thinking that Hailey was a down low member of Peta who was only using Jon to get close to Kate's rabid possum hair, so she can save it and release it back into the wild.
Here's Jon and Hailey at the airport in Nice, France today wearing garments made by the claws of Satan's minions using the asshole skin of fallen douchebags.
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Is she wearing the same sweatshirt as the porno version of SamRo?
these two belong together. let's hope they get married and wear matching Ed Hardy douche gear.
lol.. having a father who is a surgeon =/= "old money"
I thought she was already rich because of her family, so why would she want or need his money, she has old money, the best kind, inherited.
And the Ed Hardy/Audigier explains all that fucking mess he's been wearing he's working w.that asshole Christian to make baby Hardy clothes, you just know next Fall and all of 2010 we will be seeing kids of all sizes in this Hardy mess, from onesies to diapers...UGGGGGGG oh the humanity. My baby (if I had one) would never ever wear that shit, I wouldn't even put it on my furkids.
Ed Hardy even makes a wine. Oh lord, the world is slowly coming to an end.
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wow they are such a classy couple
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Jon, Kate, and whatever useless slag cunts they're sleeping with at the moment are pathetic, selfish, disgusting excuses for humans. All of them are wastes of fucking space and I hope they disapear. Ugh!!!
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The poor guy was in his own Gestapo Camp, for 10 years Kate told him what to do and how to do it and he dont know how to choose quality snatch.
Why Jon is with the 22 year old.
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That douchebag would drive any woman over the edge into cunt territory. It won't be long before this little whore is yelling at him to stop playing with toys and breathe right.
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
Funny how we go from hating one to the other..
The best thing Kate could do now is lay low like shes been doing, and let Jon play deadbeat dad...to think that I once felt sorry for the guy. It was one thing to free himself from the clutches of Kate, that was understandable, but he is just doing it all so wrong. I'm only 24 and have come to realize that instantly moving on to another relationship is never a good idea..but I suppose Jon never really had that kind of realization since his twenties consisted of multiple children, guess I'll give him that...but there is still no real excuse for his carelessness.
I can't believe I am saying this but...Kate has a waaay prettier face (sans haircut) than his new GF. I guess I had to narrow it down between a bitchy face, and a face that screams I've been used and abused. How is she related to a plastic surgeon?
"Using the asshole skin of fallen douchebags" LOL!!!! How do you come up with this stuff? You absolutely amaze me. When are you going to write an Academy Award winning screenplay? Diablo Cody has nothing on you!!!!
i hate ed hardy's clothing
worthless fat ass. WHY IS HIS FACE SO BLOTCHY?????? IT IS THE HERP
FUCKIN SICK. too bad all his kids look like him UGLYYY
Not crazy about Jon or Kate. That being said I am glad he is out and about finding happiness. I hope he rubs Kate's nose in it so hard it bleeds. She berated him so much all the time. Good for him! Giving her the public fuck off harpie bitch!
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I'm not sure I want all my neuroses cleared up.
What a rabid douchebag.
So this is what Jon meant when he said on the last episode of J & K + 8, "I'm really excited about the future." He was hooked up w/this tramp back in at least April, I guess. Hey Jon, what do you think your kids are going to think about you when they "Google" you in the future? What an asshole.
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This is classic midlife crisis. Dude dumps his wife (even if she is an emasculating raging cunt) for a 20 something piece of ass. Unfortunately for him, it turns out she's fame addicted. Ain't gonna be a long term thing, Jon; get as much ass & BJ's from her as you can, as quickly as you can. 'Cause, once she figures out how to get on Survivor, she'll be long gone...
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"I've never really wanted to go to Japan. Simply because I don't like eating fish. And I know that's very popular out there in Africa." - Brit's Tits
And here I thought the shirts couldn't get any worse. WAKE UP JON... you're in a horrible nightmare far worse than the horrible nightmare you thought you were in in Pennsylvania..... I need a shower....
I don't get it, first of all, he just broke up with his wife on nationwide tv and now he's going on some frigging european vacation with his mistress. This is just like the brangelina hookup - same exact low life shit. And no, I don't care if Kate was a bitch, this shit is just classless and he has kids that will watch this shit and hate him for it someday. Specially when he runs out of money for child support because he's prancing all over the world with a 20 something homewrecking whore.
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I'm your huckleberry...BITCH!!
wow, Jon must be really desperate, or rebounding big time. This girl is not pretty at ALL. She seems to have one of those faces that just makes her look 10 years older than she really is. Kate must be LOLing pretty hard at all this.
And who could ever guess that Kate wouldn't be the biggest Gosselin asshole?
I ran into someone that actually donated shit to them when they were begging in our local paper when the litter was born. They said they feel like they were duped into believing these people were some kind of loving family who would set a wonderful example for parents everywhere.
No one is more disgusted with these two than the poor people around here who had to deal with these assholes years earlier than the rest of the world.
Those poor friggin kids. What a mess!
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Submitted by d_listed on Tue, 07/14/2009 - 11:27pm.
In the picture on the escalator, I can see Jon's camel-toe.
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Looks like he got fat and his already diminute package is getting lost in all that fat. Doesn't even look like there is a bulge in there.
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Is this real life?
Huh.....the girl is the daughter of a plastic surgeon and Jon is in the laundry basket with Christian Aubuggermytshirtssuck.
What's the relation of those three, except they were sailing together?
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Ed Hardy is and always has been the douchiest shit....ain't kiddin' The clothes fit the man and woman!!
yep! whorable bitch!!!
i know absolutly(yeah, i know i spelled it wrong, but to me this is correct!) nothing about this whole John and Kate thing, but i do believe that he deserves a hot fireplace poker shoved into him just for the jackassery(is that a word?) shirt he's wearing
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And if you don't mind,
we'll break a bottle of wine.
Stick around and maybe we'll put one down.
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she do look like a crank skank tho
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"under titty butter" on his man boobs??
that's frikkin hilarious...reminds me of a methadone
chick I used to know who got frequent yeast infections and
called the sourdough starter..."Duck Butter" ...don't know if
she coined that or not
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The one and only time I saw Nice I was truly impressed with the stylishness of its inhabitants. In general they look effortlessly chic. For blending in I wouldn't wear a fug ass tee like this.
If Ed Hardy can be a designer, I can easily become the next Versace or whatever.
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Eat boogers and die.
That's one ugly ass shirt. Who on their right mind spend money on that crap?
She seems like she'd be a devoted and responsible to all 8 of his children.
Well, at least she'd give them a glass of water...
If this is his daughter's after picture remind me not to go to this dude for plastic surgery
How is this guy affording to travel all around the world while he has 8 youngins at home? I only have one and I can barely do anything!
hohoo, I am not that surprised at all. I saw her profile on the celebrities/rich men seeking affairs site !!!.sugarscupid. c o m last week. It said she is interested in seeking a rich man for sugar daddy on that site!
She look like a keeper
HAH. titty butter.
Why not try to get on a more entertaining reality show?
Why would you even be proud of ADMITTING that you auditioned to get onto either of these shows? They're embarassing enough to watch, let alone being on.
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Eat boogers and die.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Tue, 07/14/2009 - 11:04pm.
I'm just surprised that Kate didn't nag him into homosexuality.
No shit, eh!!!
Submitted by Pearl_Necklace on Tue, 07/14/2009 - 10:02pm.
lolz! Breeding for fame and fortune. These mofos make Paris Hilton look ethical in comparison.
You've got a frighteningly valid point...
Does this man own anything besides Ed Hardy t-shirts?
In the picture on the escalator, I can see Jon's camel-toe.
I'm just surprised that Kate didn't nag him into homosexuality.
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freebird,
...and Kate's credit card.
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Jon...wearing the sunglasses like a fucking headband ain't gonna hide the missing hair plugs...
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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008
what's with all the exotic destination vaca's or whatever, is this part of the ed hardy thing? this f'er should be posted up at the chucky cheese with all his damn kids!
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LOL Clarisse! She's probably got her smokes and lighter stashed in there, too. Klassy.
freebird!
Naw, she's just getting the implant back in the right position...
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