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Guess what, everyone?! Hailey Glassman is only licking on Jon Gosselin's under titty butter, because she wants to be *famous*. Yup, that's what it feels like when I gently tap your nipple with the OBVIOUS stick.
A source close to meth brows told UsWeekly that she has tried to get on The Real World and The Bad Girls Club, but they obviously didn't take her ass. Since she couldn't get on a reality show by auditioning, she figured she'd fuck her way to one. The source went on to yap, "I think after realizing she had a connection to Jon through her father and that Jon and Kate's marriage was rocky, she saw an opportunity to get famous."
You know, part of me was thinking that Hailey was a down low member of Peta who was only using Jon to get close to Kate's rabid possum hair, so she can save it and release it back into the wild.
Here's Jon and Hailey at the airport in Nice, France today wearing garments made by the claws of Satan's minions using the asshole skin of fallen douchebags.
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Jon is not all that hot but I bet he could get way better pussy with his fame and money.
Is that bitch pledging allegiance to the french flag? Y'all can have her! And we'd like Johnny Depp back, please.
TEAM KATE!!!11!!!!1!!
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Stop the love you save may be your own.
Klassed it up all the way to the airport. Looking good.
hohoo, I am not that surprised at all. I saw her profile on the celebrities/rich men seeking affairs site !!!.sugarscupid. c o m last week. It said she is interested in seeking a rich man for sugar daddy on that site!
I like her. She's cute. I saw her profile on:
b!tchwh0reslut.idneverthoughtidsaythis.
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It's creamie, not prune!!!
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Submitted by James Haven on Tue, 07/14/2009 - 9:58pm.
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*opening lid to hamper* *sticking out little sock monkey head*
Hi, James Haven!! It's nice to see you!
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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008
Nice "dad" jeans...
I am so sick of this worthless fat fuck.
LOL@James Haven
Thanks for the laughs I had a rough day at work and you made my night.
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Prostitution whore!!
lolz! Breeding for fame and fortune. These mofos make Paris Hilton look ethical in comparison.
Submitted by James Haven on Tue, 07/14/2009 - 9:53pm.
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Ahahaha at Brad brushing his teefs in the birdbath! *stabs out mind's eye at the visual*
James Haven, you make me laugh. ♥
Submitted by Manimal5 on Tue, 07/14/2009 - 9:54pm.
SmOOches Manny!
Who says? James Haven LOVES Manhattan and it would thrilling to live there! Who knows, maybe James Haven could find employment as a doorman!
James Haven does look snappy in a uniform!
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Submitted by James Haven on Tue, 07/14/2009 - 9:46pm.
Hey James...good to see you!
I heard that Brad and Angie are looking for a place on the upper West Side in Manhattan...
Submitted by James Haven on Tue, 07/14/2009 - 9:46pm.
Submitted by No Words on Tue, 07/14/2009 - 9:34pm.
SmOOches to you! It's great to see you. As James Haven stated before, Dlisted is the only place James Haven truly feels loved.
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As if anyone could replace James Haven in our hearts! The very idea!
Submitted by islandgirl on Tue, 07/14/2009 - 9:44pm.
Well, James Haven caught him making prank calls to Katie Couric pretending he was Dan Rather! Then there was that time James Haven found Brad bathing in the fountain outside their home!
One day James Haven found Brad brushing his teeth in the birdbath and when James Haven called out Brad's name, he ran for the hills! He has also been turning the caps on all the jars in the house. Poor Pax had jelly all over his new shirt and Brad was chuckling in the corner.
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See James Haven in an Oscar winning performance!
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Here's Jon and Hailey at the airport in Nice, France today wearing garments made by the claws of Satan's minions using the asshole skin of fallen douchebags.
As usual, MK hits the mark perfectly! And might I add that these two abominations of humanity can have eachother. I hear Possum-head is actively looking to hook up with a new dude thru on-line dating. Are you fucking kidding me Kate? Who would deal with your fuckery & 8 rugrats I ask you in all seriousness? Good luck on that one be-yotch!
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Submitted by No Words on Tue, 07/14/2009 - 9:34pm.
SmOOches to you! It's great to see you. As James Haven stated before, Dlisted is the only place James Haven truly feels loved.
There are many times James Haven has mentioned you guys and Doogie, er Neil has said many times that he would love to come and hangout here. James Haven is careful NOT to tell him exactly where Dlisted is because he does not need these ego maniac celebrites coming in here and ruining all this fun!
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See James Haven in an Oscar winning performance!
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aw, how damn cute she has a pic of her and jon on her f-book account. i liked the other pic from radar where she's her holding a bb gun to her friend's head
Sorry, James Haven, but Brad seems like a ... simple type. I think Anj could out-think him in the ring, probably much like she does at home.
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O_o. Paris Hilton. Beware of my fucked up eye. It's bigger than the other.
Okay, I can't STAND Kate, but she must be laughing her ass off at the way the world is reacting to this dynamic duo, and I can't blame her one bit.
James Haven, I know I said I was going to bed, but I lied. So, when you say Brad is acting stranger than usual, what do you mean? Is he doing more wheelies than usual on his motorcycle? And when I say motorcycle, I mean pink Vespa. :)
Hello also to Christine the Hoff, who also cracks me up when I need a little laff! & who may be tied with James Haven with the best avie at the Dlist! Viva la Petey!!
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Submitted by James Haven on Tue, 07/14/2009 - 9:37pm.
Submitted by NaNoop on Tue, 07/14/2009 - 9:30pm.
SmOOches NaNoop! James Haven has been quite busy in the world of celebs! Big goings on! There is no rest for James Haven.
Can you tell you've been missed?!
Submitted by girl_cheese on Tue, 07/14/2009 - 9:35pm.
Your money would do good on Angie! Angie not only knows kickboxing she also trained with Mike Tyson and trust, she can bite an ear off a guy like nobody's business!
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See James Haven in an Oscar winning performance!
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Submitted by James Haven on Tue, 07/14/2009 - 9:34pm.
Oh James, you just made me swoon & laugh at the same time, you little devil you! I'm so glad you remember me and that you still put a smile on my face like only you know how. No wonder Angie looks to you so much for your wonderfully devoted Hot Brutha luv & support, lol!
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That's a lovely shirt he's wearing. Sigfried and Roy called, and they'd like their dignity back.
Submitted by NaNoop on Tue, 07/14/2009 - 9:30pm.
SmOOches NaNoop! James Haven has been quite busy in the world of celebs! Big goings on! There is no rest for James Haven.
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Gee Jon, aren't you a little young to be having a mid-life crisis? Gross. The more I see of him and that fug-ass ho, the more I start to like Kate. At least she actually *seems* like she's trying to stay out of the public eye for awhile.
Submitted by christine the hoff on Tue, 07/14/2009 - 9:32pm.
SmOOches CTH! James Haven is always happy to see you!
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@ James Haven - you're the best brother/uncle the Brangelina could ever hope for. Now, when Brad dumps Angie, are you two gonna lock lips again in retaliation to the ArmPitt dude? Sorry, that question might be a little out of line...but do tell anyways, what your intentions are with your sis, should she be split soon from her current lover??? Enquiring sluts want to know.
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James Haven, your talk of Brad and Angie being dirty fighters makes me think of WWF. I'm not sure who to place my money on in such an occasion ... I think I might have to go with Anj.
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O_o. Paris Hilton. Beware of my fucked up eye. It's bigger than the other.
Submitted by James Haven on Tue, 07/14/2009 - 9:24pm.
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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA
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"This is straight up fuckery."
His Holiness MK, 9/03/08
Submitted by James Haven on Tue, 07/14/2009 - 9:24pm.
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Thanks for the inside info, James Haven. Good to see you tonight! SmOOches!
Submitted by cadebra1961 on Tue, 07/14/2009 - 9:30pm.
SmOOches cadebra!
Of course James Haven remembers you. He has the memory of an elephant and a shoe size to match! ;)
James Haven hasn't been here much lately either. It's always nice to come to the "D" and see friendly faces. Lord knows James Haven doesn't see friendly faces at home. Angie has a perpetual scowl on her face and Brad always looks constipated. James Haven thinks it's because of all those crazy kids running around.
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See James Haven in an Oscar winning performance!
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Oh and James Haven, I lub you.
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Fucka doodle-do.
Submitted by islandgirl on Tue, 07/14/2009 - 9:28pm.
SmOOches IG!
Mum's the word on Angie but James Haven has noticed Brad acting stranger then usual. Mad usually gives James Haven the scoop on whats going on in Casa Pitt but he's been a bit moody lately. Seems all these kids are driving Mad alittle mad! Ha! Now he knows how James Haven feels.
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See James Haven in an Oscar winning performance!
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Maybe Kate's possum head IS on the loose and trackin' they asses....
Submitted by christine the hoff on Tue, 07/14/2009 - 9:30pm.
Sorry, the funniest piece is these useless tards thinking they need body guards.
I must completely agree. Come ON.
Submitted by James Haven on Tue, 07/14/2009 - 9:24pm.
{waves hello}
Long time, no see!
Sorry, the funniest piece is these useless tards thinking they need body guards.
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Fucka doodle-do.
James Haven!!! *waving* How the hell are you sweetheart? Remember me? I haven't been posting on Dlisted that much in the last few months until very recently. It's great to see you're still around and you still have the best avie at Dlisted, you sexay thang you! *now blushing*
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Why does Jon continue to wear these f'up shirts? I mean, c'mon dude...wtf?
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James Haven is here? Hola!! Quick, I'm going to bed and I need the scuttlebutt on Brad and Angie. Are you going to be an uncle again?
James Haven was sitting behind these two on that very airplane! In between comforting Jess and working undercover for LaToya, James Haven needed alittle R&R.
At first things were very lovey dovey, then things took a turn for the worst after Hailey took Jon's peanuts. "Give me back my nuts!" cried Jon! "Your wife already took em!" shouted Hailey!
With this, a very handsome steward who reminded James Haven of a young James Haven intervened and broke the two up! Jon had a handful of Hailey's hair and Hailey told Jon that his shirt looked like something "Siegfried and Roy threw up!"
James Haven thought Brad and Angie were dirty fighters but these two take the cake! (what exactly does take the cake mean?) By the time the plane landed James Haven was exhausted from all the stress. If it weren't for the pilot letting James Haven sit in his seat and play with his knobs, the entire trip would have been a bust!
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Ummmm nobody wears Ed Hardy anymore.... and according to Yahoo it says that that Christian Audigieirsksk whatever his name is (the owner of Ed Hardy) is interested in having Jon design a Bluetooth headset with him. WTF does that even mean? Why would anyone buy a Jon Gosselin designed Bluetooth headset? My brain is overheating from trying to make sense of this development hahahaha.
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Submitted by The C word on Tue, 07/14/2009 - 8:30pm.
So Jon, how does it feel to know Verne Troyer passed on her first?
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This made me laugh out loud, I almost peed myself haha.
hohoo, I am not that surprised at all. I saw her profile on the celebrities/rich men seeking affairs site !!!.sugarscupid. c o m last week. It said she is interested in seeking a rich man for sugar daddy on that site!
Creepella!
I think they call that Moose Knuckle!!!
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"You--only you--will have stars that can laugh!"
whoever said the jokes on here is sooooo fucken right...i still cant decide which one of them is a bigger waste of DNA...both sets of parents must be SO proud...
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"This is straight up fuckery."
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I hope Jon gets her knocked up with at least...8 kids?