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Guess what, everyone?! Hailey Glassman is only licking on Jon Gosselin's under titty butter, because she wants to be *famous*. Yup, that's what it feels like when I gently tap your nipple with the OBVIOUS stick.
A source close to meth brows told UsWeekly that she has tried to get on The Real World and The Bad Girls Club, but they obviously didn't take her ass. Since she couldn't get on a reality show by auditioning, she figured she'd fuck her way to one. The source went on to yap, "I think after realizing she had a connection to Jon through her father and that Jon and Kate's marriage was rocky, she saw an opportunity to get famous."
You know, part of me was thinking that Hailey was a down low member of Peta who was only using Jon to get close to Kate's rabid possum hair, so she can save it and release it back into the wild.
Here's Jon and Hailey at the airport in Nice, France today wearing garments made by the claws of Satan's minions using the asshole skin of fallen douchebags.
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Prostitution whore!!
she certainly doesn't look 10 yrs younger than him at all
I'm sure I'm the only one here that thinks this, but for an Asian (OK, I know he's half hawian blah blah and thats like the diff btw Mex and Span) BUT, my point is he has a BIG box in all his pics. Does have the package thing going. Just my observation....
"and then immediately marinate my hand in a bowl of Purell. Kids have cooties". MK
Is it wrong for a man to have a sugar baby or a woman to have sugar daddy??
It is an absolutely extramarital relationship, but more and more services came out on Internet focusing on this kind of relationship.
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Again with the smoking! Why are they always smoking!
I can't decide what is more pathetic . . . the god-awful clothes, or the lower percentile Yertle the Turtle expression on Jon's mug in the eighth thumb nail.
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His body language says "whatever this was,it's over".
Jon and Kate to me are like my views on political parties: one of them is obviously more evil and insane, but neither can really be trusted.
does homeboy own any shirts that arent ed hardy?
By the way, we know who the new housewife on Real Housewives OC is. Her name is Alexis Bellino and she's got recent pictures on her Facebook wall, for anyone to see:
http://www.facebook.com/people/Alexis-Bellino/1046254510#/photo.php?pid=...
OK, airtime up for these two. PLLLLEEEEAAAASSSE.
We don't really need a day to day on this since the ending is pretty predictable. Besides daily shots of Jon's "slow face" and bad wardrobe...her brows, that hair, and that PURSE could lead to episodes of random blindness (with luck).
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1172613656
So Jon, how does it feel to know Verne Troyer passed on her first?
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And after closer inspection of her threads, no wonder they nixed the endorsement. Who wants to be known for looking like a roach motel?
Pathetic. Can you imagine fucking that no-dick, sweaty tool in order to become "famous." I told you she was a bigger cunt than Kate.
Next.
Are those Gucci bags filled with gifts for the kiddies? (yeah, right)and what is on her ring finger on her left hand? hopefully just an innocent piece of jewelry
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Submitted by PeachPie on Tue, 07/14/2009 - 8:13pm.
I wouldn't put it past them to invite Octomom LOL. They are desperate for the attention and freebies multiple offspring can bring, Hailey can implant 20 and Octomom an extra ten. I mean whats a few more babies between friends afterall? Its not like anybody actually looks after their offspring.
I dislike Kate and her bodyguard as well, and not to be outdone Kate would probably implant another few cash calves in her expandable womb.
I just don't get these peeps that make a business out of having so many kids. I feel sorry for the kids in these multiple family messes
Some things just aren't worth the "rewards". Jokes on her.
Submitted by Manbearpig on Tue, 07/14/2009 - 7:57pm.
Congrats honey, you've officially come up with the worst fame-grab EVER! You are now known as the homely whore who fucks a middle aged bald fat guy with hair plugs who exploited his 8 kids so he could get rich and buy a stupid ass looking diamond earring, wear the ugliest shirts available to cover his girth, take up smoking trying to be cool like a stupid ass 15 yr old kid...and the funniest part of all this is that HE THINKS he is some sort of cool jet-setter celebrity when all he really is is a shitty, shitty dickbag father
I don'mean to nit-pick...but homefug has TWO diamond earrings. Double the douchery.
Submitted by stars101Sez_Iha... on Tue, 07/14/2009 - 8:09pm.
Jon and Hailey will probably implant 20 embryos in her womb and then they'll be Jon and Hailey plus 20
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lol!
Clever! OMG,
And what if they bring in Nadya Octomom for a threesome?
I can only imagine the intelligent convo these two dipshits must share.
So stupid, it's embarrassing to witness.
Jon and Hailey will probably implant 20 embryos in her womb and then they'll be Jon and Hailey plus 20 and right in time for TLC's new multiple offspring show auditions. All Hailey needs now is a freaky hairstyle, Kate did the freaked out possum look, maybe Hailey should get a octopus tentacle hairdo
Why, oh why, do we have to be subjected to this repulsive man's antics? If anyone was ever a fake celebrity, it's this POS. Now his ugly mug is going to be littering the internet, along with his hideous f*ck buddies?
LOL @ PP
Submitted by xerquina on Tue, 07/14/2009 - 7:36pm.
she should try porn if she wants attention. it's far more redeeming than being sackless Jon's rebound.
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shhhhh.... she might be reading this and then we'll have to endure her with blowhan in some porno.
Congrats honey, you've officially come up with the worst fame-grab EVER! You are now known as the homely whore who fucks a middle aged bald fat guy with hair plugs who exploited his 8 kids so he could get rich and buy a stupid ass looking diamond earring, wear the ugliest shirts available to cover his girth, take up smoking trying to be cool like a stupid ass 15 yr old kid...and the funniest part of all this is that HE THINKS he is some sort of cool jet-setter celebrity when all he really is is a shitty, shitty dickbag father.
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The "like" has no place in that post. I was rewriting something and didn't erase it. Oops.
Impertinent Vixen? Douchetard is good. What about like redouchetard?
P.S. I love your kitty drawing. Very sassy.
That pic of Jon alone in the blue hoodie makes him look like he's waiting for the short bus.
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Submitted by ewlulu on Tue, 07/14/2009 - 7:44pm.
That shirt must be the French or European version of 3 wolves...
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it's American.
If K-fed dresses at a 5th grade level, Jon Gosselin dresses at a 6th.
And this bitch is in 7th Heaven with the papassassi attention. Her dealers should be put on notice she's in for a big fall not so far in the future when she can't get her picture taken except when getting a new driver's license.
Submitted by WTFOMGLOL on Tue, 07/14/2009 - 7:37pm.
Submitted by islandgirl on Tue, 07/14/2009 - 7:02pm.
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yesssiree. the pure awesomeness of that tiger
shirt, is giving her tha vapours LOL
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Hee hee... at least it's not a Three Wolves shirt, because that shit is SACRED!!
Bret Michaels shouldn't be ANYONES fashion inspiration.
"Tell them the bug violated you sexually, and you want out" --my friend's advice to breaking my lease
That shirt must be the French or European version of 3 wolves...
The phrase "douchetard" was invented for this assclown.
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Apparently there are no mirrors in France
Jon should seriously take a look at what the fuck he is doing. His kids are going to read this shit one day and see their father with this hooker. WOW!!
THAT SHIRT IS FUCKED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I hate Ed Hardy clothes!!
Did someone mention The Vapors???
"Turning Japanese, I think I'm turning Japanese
I really think so!"
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Submitted by islandgirl on Tue, 07/14/2009 - 7:02pm.
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yesssiree. the pure awesomeness of that tiger
shirt, is giving her tha vapours LOL
she should try porn if she wants attention. it's far more redeeming than being sackless Jon's rebound.
i have never seen the show he is on and i won't bother to watch that boring trash. the real question is: how much room is there for all these no talent celebrities? we got paris, kim, and all those other spoiled so-cal fucktards, how many more can there be?
you've just been violated!
Oh yeah, she's famous for bagging a fat, balding runaway daddy with eight kids. Don't you wish you were living large like her? The envy is killing me.
Wait, she didn't get accepted on Tool Academy?
*faints*
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Religion is regarded by the common people as true, by the wise as false, and by rulers as useful -- Seneca
WHAT IN THE FUCKITY FUCK IS WITH HIM AND THOSE BLOW CHUNK T SHIRTS??!!?
Ahhh. I feel so much better having said that in caps.
Submitted by Notoriousrem_22 on Tue, 07/14/2009 - 7:22pm.
I wonder if she smokes?
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what difference would it make?
Oooh he ate well in France. He might have even eaten a French person. He is getting that K-Fed body...a few more croissants and he'll be inching into Chaz Bono territory (sorry Chaz).
I usually don't like to point out that people have become FAT but with Jon it's just good fun.
UGH. He dresses like such a cunt. The douchebags on VH1 look downright classy next to him.
Really sweet shirt Jon, really? I know it's hard to grow your nuts back after having Kate put them on the fucking rack every night but could you maybe hire a tutor or something dude. I mean really.
As a golddigger this dumb bitch is an EPIC FAIL. Jon won't even have his own balls to scratch after Possum Head + Eight get done with him.
"Jesus and God really need to file a joint lawsuit against bitches for dragging their good names into unadulterated fuckery!" MK 2/15/09
I wonder if she smokes?