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Guess what, everyone?! Hailey Glassman is only licking on Jon Gosselin's under titty butter, because she wants to be *famous*. Yup, that's what it feels like when I gently tap your nipple with the OBVIOUS stick.

A source close to meth brows told UsWeekly that she has tried to get on The Real World and The Bad Girls Club, but they obviously didn't take her ass. Since she couldn't get on a reality show by auditioning, she figured she'd fuck her way to one. The source went on to yap, "I think after realizing she had a connection to Jon through her father and that Jon and Kate's marriage was rocky, she saw an opportunity to get famous."

You know, part of me was thinking that Hailey was a down low member of Peta who was only using Jon to get close to Kate's rabid possum hair, so she can save it and release it back into the wild.

Here's Jon and Hailey at the airport in Nice, France today wearing garments made by the claws of Satan's minions using the asshole skin of fallen douchebags.

Bauer Griffin

Posted by: Michael K

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SKANKS • The Gosselins

Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Tue, 07/14/2009 - 7:19pm.

Exactly Provolone... Trucker caps have to be the gateway to unlocking atleast 300 extra points on standardized tests.

AH I'm scaring myself with my knowledge of the education system. I have to come back to reality.

SPEIDIBRANGELINAIHATEPEREZ!!!

I'm back

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You say potato, I say vodka!

Submitted by starla1971 on Tue, 07/14/2009 - 7:18pm.

And Ed Hardy needs to be served with a cease and desist order to stop making those fugly clothes.

Submitted by Secret Original on Tue, 07/14/2009 - 7:18pm.

I hate that these talentless shits are taking up space in my head, and I despise the bastards who put them there.

Submitted by EastEndGirl on Tue, 07/14/2009 - 7:17pm.

Before anyone says it...lay off the smoking posts. The poor fucker has probably had to hide behind the garage/filming crew for years.

Growing back his balls is all Jon is doing. (yeah I know, the 8 kids...he didn't want)

Submitted by islandgirl on Tue, 07/14/2009 - 7:16pm.

Submitted by Deb on Tue, 07/14/2009 - 7:09pm.
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Submitted by starla1971 on Tue, 07/14/2009 - 7:16pm.

Submitted by shut the smurf up on Tue, 07/14/2009 - 7:13pm.

you know you are a useless whore when you can't get yourself cast in a skank's show.

Really! She couldn't get on Real World or Bad Girls Club...trash!

Submitted by girl_cheese on Tue, 07/14/2009 - 7:15pm.

One of the gems that made me a dlisted hor, "... wearing garments made by the claws of Satan's minions using the asshole skin of fallen douchebags."

That's exactly what it is, M.K., dear. Exactly.

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O_o. Paris Hilton. Beware of my fucked up eye. It's bigger than the other.

Submitted by shut the smurf up on Tue, 07/14/2009 - 7:13pm.

you know you are a useless whore when you can't get yourself cast in a skank's show.

He Dicho! caso cerrado!!

Submitted by fuzzyslippers on Tue, 07/14/2009 - 7:13pm.

This dumb bitch thinks she's hitting a pot of gold. ROFL.

Submitted by Deb on Tue, 07/14/2009 - 7:09pm.

Submitted by islandgirl on Tue, 07/14/2009 - 7:02pm.
Does she have the vapours?

LOL! You are killing me, IG! She does look like she's in need of a divan to faint on.

"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson

Submitted by Provolone on Tue, 07/14/2009 - 7:09pm.

Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Tue, 07/14/2009 - 7:08pm.
Wait... what happened to the teacher? Do they not allow Ed Hardy into classrooms?

I would think poorly drawn tigers would be a boost to the kids self-esteem

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"Yes, as far as shitty music goes Michael Jackson made the best"- Howard Stern

Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Tue, 07/14/2009 - 7:08pm.

Wait... what happened to the teacher? Do they not allow Ed Hardy into classrooms?

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You say potato, I say vodka!

Submitted by islandgirl on Tue, 07/14/2009 - 7:07pm.

Meanwhile, I am eating the BEST fresh strawberries. Which is more than I can say for what either one of these two are eating ifIain'tbeingtoosubtle.

Submitted by Provolone on Tue, 07/14/2009 - 7:07pm.

*plans trip to be possum heads ummm..poolboy*

Hey Ya'll Iz Gun-sta be famous

Seriously though, she obviously comes from money already. She just wrote herself out of more will money then money she'd make on reality tv.

Poorly played whore, poorly played.

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"Yes, as far as shitty music goes Michael Jackson made the best"- Howard Stern

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Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Tue, 07/14/2009 - 7:05pm.

mitted by TITS on Tue, 07/14/2009 - 7:03pm.
What an exceedingly poor set of values that woman has.

She could only get lower if she aspired to becoming a meth addicted prostitute whore.

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Actually, that aspiration would be higher than being Jon's peen pleasurer.

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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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Submitted by death2douches on Tue, 07/14/2009 - 7:05pm.

Dear MK,

I want your stick to tap a lot more than just my nipple.

Glitter Queefs,
Aidan

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"Tact is just not saying true stuff. I'll pass." ~ Cordelia Chase

"Men should be like Kleenex: soft, strong, and disposable." ~ Mrs. White

Submitted by starla1971 on Tue, 07/14/2009 - 7:04pm.

Why is this douchebag twat and Queen Cunt of a wife on every magazine I see at the store? Paps and Press, please leave these bottom feeders alone and let them fade back to nothing!